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Everything here is satire. Poking fun & pointing out.

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@nhannahjones “When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination.” — Thomas Sowell
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@brettachapman Didn't the Indian tribes constantly go to war with each other? Comment on that please.
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@tamisawyer @uofmemphis Supporters of pedos & woman abusers? Odd hill.
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@perlmutations You used to be somewhat cool. Now, you're such a crybaby. Liberalism has made you soft. Sad.
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@DVATW Arrest, deport, repeat. Use extreme prejudice as they will surely do to you and your families.
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@JebraFaushay That is a mother who knows her son is out of control again and is worried.
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@nypost Did any of this stem from the tunnels under the synagogue? Why did reporting on those tunnels go away so quickly?
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@OliLondonTV If the people of Belgium do not paint over it immediately then they deserve what is coming. Forced circumcision, sharia law...good luck. Read up on what happens what muslims conquer.
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@VP To protect us from trans shooters with manifestos? Or are you referring to the black criminals engaged in mass shootings plaguing the country? Just trying to figure it out.
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@harryjsisson “Don’t get all worked up…I’ve warmed the pudding”
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@KamalaHarris You cannot define what a woman is. Please be quiet.
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@DC_Draino And she couldn't give a description of the attacker? Really? He was killed by what he chose to protect and encourage. Sad. But, who cares.
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@VP @POTUS Please don’t lie.
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@stillgray Black people. That's what.
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@IsaiahLCarter Good point. Also, it seems these gay clients never seem to go to a jewish owned bakery or a Muslim owned bakery. Why not? Must be to further attempt to hurt anyone Christian.
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@AyannaPressley @Walgreens They get looted? There’s your answer. Stop lying to your own people and stop being a race baiter.
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@CBSEveningNews Things in St. Paul will get worse.
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@MarkRuffalo Dr: "Is climate change in the room with us now, Mark?"
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@harryjsisson It’s time for cookies & pudding.
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@harryjsisson Tickle tickle tickle
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@SamJownes Do you cook breakfast for your wife’s bf? Curious.
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@harryjsisson How/why does the DNC support you?
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@ElijahSchaffer Not much you can do. She also has an oxygen supply with her. She might have health issues outside of being overweight.
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@nut_history The baseball thief should be identified. Baseball fans shouldn’t have to deal with scum like that.
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@MikeSington Executive at NBC? You're part of the problem. MSM lies buddy.
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@nypost And yet everyone in the world wants to live in the White societies that Whites created? Every places Whites have built have been ruined by people such as this.
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@GavinNewsom @GOP Shut up. Take care of the people of CA with the same level of care you provide to your hair.
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@WarClandestine An actor looking for work? So sad. Russia needs to steamroll Ukraine or the Ukrainian army needs to turn on their own govt for what they've done.
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@TheInsiderPaper The Court is gone now as well. Anyone who doesn't talk about defending the US is controlled opposition and an enemy.
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@SpeakerMcCarthy Weren't you going to cut the 87,000 IRS agents? Didn't happen though. Liars & cheats the lot of you. #Uniparty
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@0liviajulianna Don’t you flip out over pronouns?
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@RepPressley @Walgreens Great job! Lie to your own people. Race bait & grift. Businesses get looted they tend to move away from the criminals. Very much like people that move away from the criminals if they can.
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@Mick_O_Keeffe Truth in the statement I've heard. "Take all the people from a modern country and drop them into Africa, in 5 years you'll have a functioning country, drop same population of Africans into a modern country, in 5 years you'll have a destroyed country."
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@michaelpbreton The entire West is being dismantled.
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@LozzaFox Everyone knows what needs to happen. Everyone knows that once the decision is made there is no going back. It angers people because they know their old lives are over. The West is being stretched like a rubber band. Soon, it will snap. Good luck.
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@RepSylviaGarcia @GovAbbott Isn't the point of border security to dissuade people from crossing the border?
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@WomenBeingAwful “Good evening cowards”. Great opener.
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@darrengrimes_ Animals cannot be reasoned with or bargained with.
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@StanVoWales I heard someone say a few days ago: stop filming, wear masks & gloves. Not sure what he meant.
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@SenWarren What tax do you and your pal Bernie pay? Or, is your money safe in LLCs and nonprofits? Be honest. How do you get around taxes? Tax code/law is written by the richest with the help of the govt. Please don't act like its all a surprise to you. Peace pipe?
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@ryandbusse Self hatred much? Stand up for your own.
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@GovKristiNoem You’re disgusting and now to a foreign power which is false. Shame on you. Enjoy your pieces of silver.
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@rainnwilson Haiti wanted all the Whites gone a couple hundred years ago. This is Haiti on its own. Let them have what they want. Some cannot be tamed.
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@bennyjohnson If the left always screams about fascism and calls their enemies fascists then maybe it’s time to look into what fascism is?
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@HealthRanger Toothpaste isn’t going back into the tube. The US is now on a course that can only be corrected by massive civil upheaval or war. We’re in a lot of trouble.
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@GavinNewsom Didn't you have peaceful people roughed up by LEOs during the lockdowns? Now you act like you care? Pay attention to the state of CA that you've helped run into the ground.
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@lporiginalg Perpetual victim hood. They hates themselves and each other for not having the ability to build anything. They destroy & tear down what others have made and cry victim all day for their own shortcomings.
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@NoContextHumans "Pop off...carry on then". Great line.
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@santiagomayer_ Wrong. The MSM is not covering g this because it will bring attention to the border. Nice try.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Actor playing a paid role.
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@ClownWorld_ Hard to feel bad for cops when they act like this. They’re almost totally deserving of all that comes their way. Sad for the good LEOs out there. Find new careers so only bad ones are left so the enemies are clearly on display.
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@sav_says_ Just a taste of what’s to come. Workers retiring, diversity hires treating the job like it’s the DMV, terrible govt leadership, the list goes on. Just drive. Your own pace, stop when you want, eat what you want, not in line with people that stink.
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@harryjsisson Pudding time isn’t far off now. Get comfy. Just go with it.
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@CrimeInNYC He probably voted fore this. So what. He won't learn.
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@Jim_Jordan The judge will retire after the case is over. It'll be overturned on appeal. But, that is not the point. All of the chaos IS the point. Marxists will not stop until they are stopped. Marxists/communists are never voted out. See Romania 12/25/1989.
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@nypost Isn't it odd that so many illegals are processed at the borer but many are saying the Chinese illegals all seem to vanish? They're going to the land that was already bought for them. They have their own bases here already.
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@nypost Haha. I just noticed the word “brutes” was used to describe the attackers. Sorry. We have a vid and/or pics. These are habitual black criminals. No non-felon would punch a cop.
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@JackPosobiec So, it's an inherent flaw in Black people that they steal, lie, cheat? Is that what she is saying? "Need to be allowed..." Really?! Well, then, why can't we all just have a free-for-all?
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@KamalaHarris Tell everyone about your family owning slaves. Please.
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@MrAndyNgo @Shivanthi The blood in the pic looks strangely like dried Kool-Aid. I suppose the black criminals yelled, "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY" as well?
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@Mick_O_Keeffe Judging by their posture and gait while walking those are military guys.
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@pearlythingz You are quickly becoming a female Ian Miles Cheong. Say something just to cause a stir. Once had some good takes but now are becoming silly. Sad.
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@jakeshieldsajj @Lucas_Gage_ Fire extinguishers? I’m sorry but I don’t get the reference.
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@POTUS C'mon Jack! Eat your ice cream and wander back to your patient ward. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
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@brotherjones_ If you are backing any teacher's union then you are lying and being told what to say & do. People are growing tired of the lies from all politicians. Yes. All.
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@SenWarren It is surprising that an American Indian/Native like you would actually believe anything the govt says. It's crazy.
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@nypost And then the hairdresser yelled, "MAGA COUNTRY"? I am not believing this story.
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@LaurenWitzkeDE Due to upbringing, she would know better.
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@BBGreatMoments Even after all these years it still gives me chills. Great baseball movie. Top 5.
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@harryjsisson Let’s chat about controlling your own body. *tickle tickle*
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@narrative_hole Smell must be heavenly.
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@WestYorksPolice Are you serious? You’re not defending your own people because you’re afraid of the animal invaders? You’re disgusting cowards.
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@brotherjones_ Performative? You mean the way you dance when your masters tell you to? Like that you mean? Do as you're told and shut up.
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@charliekirk11 The country is being run by nursing home patients that are kept in office to fulfill promises made to the elite that actually run the country. Sad times.
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@CrimeInNYC Nice. They should have stolen more. The rich can afford to pay for higher prices of that crap.
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@ramzpaul They cry out as they strike you.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS @LauraLoomer They're all the same. it doesn't matter sadly. They're paid off and do not represent the people and have not for many decades.
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@brixwe His wife's boyfriend needs to keep him inside and/or in the basement.
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@robbystarbuck Like I've said, these companies don't care one bit about employees, jobs, or bad press. They react to bad press just barely and it goes away after a short time.
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@SenWarren @POTUS Hard to believe anything you say.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Anorexia & psychosis are terrible to witness.
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@bennyjohnson Now you're catching on. A coup isn't something that comes together overnight. This isn't Russia. It took planning, forethought, malice, and patience. While over at Con Inc. were playing games all this happened.
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@MAGAgpsmith Only massive civil upheaval or war can can possibly course correct where the US is now. Same goes for the collective West. We’ve all been sold out.
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@abc7newsbayarea No mugshot of the suspect? Description of the suspect? Everyone needs to arm themselves and train. Train like you're hated because you are.
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@ewarren Haha! You talking about corruption?! Are you serious?! That's funny. You're all corrupt. That's a good one. Keep the jokes coming.
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@wendyp4545 They will never be charged. We have to stop acting like they will be. Endless hopium. "2 more weeks...just another investigation..." Nothing has ever come of ANY of it. Thought we had friends? Like Wendy Rogers? The whole govt is against us.
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@dustingardiner Unreported crimes don’t appear on any stat sheets.
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@nypost Work from home. Consume. Be drugged. Be overweight. Be taxed.
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@ElectionWiz If they're "talking" about it they are already doing it.
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@SanFranciscoPOA Don't help them when a call comes in. All criminals should listen when businesses do this kind of thing. It's like ringing the dinner bell to thieves. Yeehaw!
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@AliBradleyTV Ali...5 undocumented individuals...those are called illegal aliens. If you want to be a real reporter you actually have to carry the load.
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@harryjsisson Whatever you say kid.
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@freakoutfights Always nice to see. Don’t take any crap. He’ll never be touched again.
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