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@CowboyCadillac3

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Running feral out on the plains. I don’t come with an extended warranty.

Kansas
Joined June 2013
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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2 years
The key to happiness lies in the 2 T’s. Tacos and Tyler Childers.
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3 years
When I’m 5 tequilas deep and the music is spot on.
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He didn’t have to go that hard
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@CowboyCadillac3
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This is why we eat them.
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3 years
High school boy drugged my daughters Red Bull and laughed about it. Excuse me while I go dig a shallow hole. Coyotes need fed too
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@CowboyCadillac3
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5 years
Showing up at the county fair with that freshly broke steer.
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Buy your beef from South America, it'll do your conscious the world of good.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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2 years
Daughter was made fun of because she had cow manure on her shoes at the 4-H council meeting tonite. This is why I hate what ag has become. Bet your ass I go to the next meeting like a shark smelling blood in the water.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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3 years
Today’s pasture find. 20 foot well lined in limestone.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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3 years
Made it another day without one of these killing me.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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3 years
In a life where we work out, you still call me baby.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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7 years
100 outside and 55 in here. Abusing them so badly.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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7 years
If she drinks Crown and watches John Wayne, you better lock that shit up son
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@CowboyCadillac3
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7 years
My thought for the day.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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6 years
Bad news: I’m stuck in a snow drift. Good news: I have a half gallon of whiskey and a full roll of Copenhagen.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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6 years
Buy her street tacos and take her dancing.
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6 years
You boys want a woman that’s got her nipples pierced and sends you booty pics on the reg. That’s damn cool. But will she do chores before you get home, fix fence, and halter break calves? If not, you have Ranch Barbie. Have fun in your pink Chevy 2500 son.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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3 years
If baby calves running around as the sun sets doesn’t give you the biggest smile, we can’t be friends.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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3 years
She wore them Navajo pearls and a turquoise ring
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@CowboyCadillac3
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3 years
Up to 86 mph gusts. Y’all stay safe out there.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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2 years
Work hard. Eat Beef. Pray for rain.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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3 years
Darlin since you left I’ve been living good
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@CowboyCadillac3
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3 years
Somewhere in the middle of a Bingham song, I thought about you.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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6 years
I was raised to be a cattleman. I’ve thawed out calf pulling chains with whiskey. I’ve fixed prolapses with #9 wire. Get your crap outta here. All you are is a dancehall cowboy. Quit patting yourself on the back. Go be a model and leave the ranching to us. We got this.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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6 years
Buy her a drink and tell her she’s a pretty thing.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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5 months
Too crazy not to share. Surveillance camera footage outside our shop. Everybody travel safe this weekend!
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@CowboyCadillac3
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6 years
Be good friends with: A good lawyer A good banker A damn good vet.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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7 years
Body like a back road huh?
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@CowboyCadillac3
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5 years
It not about how society is, it’s about your raising. To this day my dad would disown me, after a severe ass whooping, if I ever raised my hand against a fellow man. We don’t have gun issue, we don’t have a racial issue, we have a parent issue. It starts @ home.Accountability
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@CowboyCadillac3
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7 years
Lmao. Ooopppssss!
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@CowboyCadillac3
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7 years
Packing for a show: everything has a proper spot. Leaving said show: throw the shit in the trailer and let’s roll!
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@CowboyCadillac3
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6 years
If she can’t find you sexy covered in calf afterbirth, hold the calf down in the bed of the pickup as you lead momma to the barn, then she ain’t the one.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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3 years
Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
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@CowboyCadillac3
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7 years
I'll live this way until they put me 6 feet under.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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5 years
To the guy who flipped me off for driving slow and not using my blinker, I was checking out the neighbor’s calves on grass so I’m not required to follow basic driving rules.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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3 years
No longer gonna refer to them as first calf heifers. Just gonna call them welfare momma cows. No clue who the dad is, no clue what’s going on, no idea where their kid is at, tries to claim another kid, and bawl at the gate wanting a handout. Just can y’all get organized?
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@CowboyCadillac3
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7 years
A woman with curves, who opens gates and can make a good whiskey drink is priceless.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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5 years
Summer sausage and cheese is a valid supper. Right?
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@CowboyCadillac3
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6 years
McLintock is always a go to movie.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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3 years
I saw you thru a broken window with a different point of view.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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5 years
Dad always said to keep your eyes open and mouth shut. Today was one of those days.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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3 years
On today’s episode of why we eat them. A cow busted thru a five wire fence, just so she could have a calf in the horse pens.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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6 years
Heifer #267 I’ll see you at Burger King in several months. There’s no reason to be that uncooperative and break my hand.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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3 years
It’s 7 & 7 weather. You ladies better find a guy who wears a good felt and likes to cuddle.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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3 years
Strap them kids in. Give them a lil bit of Benadryl.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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9 years
Already got the steaks on ice.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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7 years
My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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7 years
For all those Tide Pods kids out there, may I interest you in some slightly used Thrive patches? Selling in lots of ten, just add adhesive.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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3 years
I constantly tell myself I’m not turning into my father. But here I am. Denim on denim, wore out jeans, pliers and boots. Well dammittt all to Hell.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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6 years
Bangs are back in!
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@CowboyCadillac3
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5 years
True happiness is having beef in the freezer and a roof that doesn’t leak.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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3 years
When you sent it a little hard on Saturday night, Sundays are rough.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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6 years
I really don’t think either one of us is excited about this situation.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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9 years
Some days I even amaze myself.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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1 year
I’m ok with this kind of traffic jam.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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3 years
Dress her in one of your Cinch button ups and nothing else. Cattleman’s lingerie right there.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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5 years
If I die before I wake, feed Jake. He’s been a good dog.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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3 years
She needed a lil nose candy to start this morning.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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7 years
Gimme a woman who thinks frozen pizza and John Wayne movies counts as a date.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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7 years
Old farmhouses are either the coldest/warmest places you’ve ever been. Depends on the whiskey and the company.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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4 years
Smokin’ cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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1 year
Never ever ignore a call from your dad. He made you who you are today. He deserves your time.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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4 months
Please Lord, send rain.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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10 years
Animals get fed before I do. #cattleman365 http://t.co/h1ae44bvCM
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@CowboyCadillac3
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2 years
I’ve loved you darlin from across your kitchen table, and I’ve loved you darlin from 1,000 miles away
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3 years
I saw you thru a broken window with a different point of view.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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10 years
Never had Starbucks, nor have I ever had Chipotle. But this is my view from the front porch. I win. http://t.co/M0Y1RDyXX4
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@CowboyCadillac3
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5 years
Might as well free graze the ditch with as much money as I pay in county taxes.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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4 years
If you have a cattle dog, curled up on the cowhide rug, sleeping soundly. You have Heaven. Enjoy it.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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6 years
Local liquor store owner left a bottle of whiskey for me in the John Deere drop box after hours. Life ain’t so damn bad.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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7 years
An expensive woman will force you to drink cheap whiskey, but a good woman will always make sure there’s a bottle of Crown in the house.
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7 years
Caffeine, cattle, and cuss words
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5 years
Wanna be a baller, shot caller.
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7 years
A worn out tape of Chris LeDoux, lonely women, and bad booze.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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1 year
Forgot to get AI lube from vet to put in Cidr’s on the show heifers. It’s only crazy if it doesn’t work!
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@CowboyCadillac3
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1 year
Daughter wanted a nice cup set when she goes off to college. This set of 4 cost me $200. I think they are fancy enough.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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7 years
It’s down to single digits. That’s it, I’m moving to Mexico to run cocaine and cattle.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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3 years
It’s faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money.
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7 years
Her heart was good but she cussed a lot.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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4 years
Things have sucked for all of us this week. It’s not a 🍆 measuring contest. But if you kept animals alive and kept your sanity, then it’s a win. Take a deep breath and tackle tomorrow. We are.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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7 years
The finer things in life don't always come at the most convenient times.
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4 years
Be my porch swing Angel.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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7 years
Take her on taco dates and dance with her in the driveway.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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8 years
Your woman can be sitting on a tailgate wearing a SnapBack. Mine will be up before dawn, wearing a wild rag, and kicking life's ass.
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8 years
If Ragweed comes on the radio, you don't get out until the song is over. End of story.
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6 years
Maybe I miss your touch just a lil too much.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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6 years
My dad taught me to eat good and sleep when you can. Hard to tell when your next chance might be.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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7 years
Pretty damn true today.
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5 years
Her heart was good but she cussed a lot.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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3 years
Somewhere in the middle of a Bingham song, I thought about you.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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5 years
Kiss me in the dark, roll me thru the night.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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6 years
4-H moms just need to calm down. We are a long way from county fair woman. Just chill.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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5 years
You’re always 17 in your hometown.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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7 years
Wear it starched and paisley
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2 years
Thunderstorms just hit different when you live in an old farmhouse.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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4 years
Her hair’s a lil longer but she’s still looking stronger than sin
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5 years
Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
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@CowboyCadillac3
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6 years
When you ask for heavy starch and they get it right.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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6 years
Kiss an Angel good morning, and love her like the Devil when you get back home.
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@CowboyCadillac3
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4 years
2020 cost me a lot of things. Lost direction, heath issue scare, lost a long relationship, lost my fire. But things are looking better. Don’t ever give up hope and keep hustling. The life you deserve is just around the bend.
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