50 Shades Of Graham ✘
@MisterGLS
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Standing on the edge of forever, at the start of whatever. Riddled with aspies. Bit of a diva. Metro for bills, Wimbledon for thrills. xDons Trust Board. Green.
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Dear Katie,
You being owned by a fake Marcus Rashford account reminds me of the best tweet of all time.
#KatieHopkins
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“You’ve literally just defended white supremacy by quoting Darwin, which I’m pretty sure Hitler did too”
I’ve no idea how Carole Malone gets a platform but it’s bloody hilarious watching her stupidity being pointed out on live TV. Well played
@Femi_Sorry
#JeremyVine
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MK stole the league spot we EARNED over 113 years.
We reformed.
We gave them an EIGHT division head start.
We built a home in Wimbledon we pack out every game.
Our charities support 5,000 locals each month.
They could beat us 100-0 tonight and we’re still winning.
#WeAreWimbledon
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Josephine from Somerset: “Meghan is hurting Prince Harry, she’s making him unhappy.”
@bonsuman
“What makes you think that?”
Josephine: “Oh I know Harry, I speak to him on WhatsApp…”
Storm: “And, moving on to the break…”
Another cracking call on
@JeremyVineOn5
👏
#JeremyVine
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@MarinaPurkiss
@NadineDorries
But she’s informative too. Without her I would have had no idea we were at war…
…with Ukraine!
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Let’s talk achievement.
MK stole the league spot we EARNED over the course of 113 years.
We reformed.
We gave them an EIGHT division head start.
We built a home in Wimbledon we pack out every game.
Our charities support 5,000 locals each month.
They, erm, scored a goal in 2014.
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This man is an idiot. His son is an idiot. Living proof that an expensive education does not make you smart. Or less of an asshole.
#Johnson
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@MarinaPurkiss
@piersmorgan
@RMTunion
So if I’ve got this right, Piers cannot fathom why someone would liken themselves to a fictitious character for comedy value. And presumably he would never stand for anyone likening him to, say, the devil, unless he truly believed he was evil, for example.
Oh, hang on…
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Jamal Musiala’s Wembley debut… for AFC Wimbledon. Wonder what happened to him…
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@piersmorgan
I still find it odd he paid so much money for Twitter. Don’t tell him, but I get it free
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@Femi_Sorry
watching you on
#JeremyVine
and cannot express enough my admiration for how you keep your calm while explaining things (over and over again, in simple terms) to the professionally disingenuous. Patience of a saint, up against an at times immeasurable volume of stupid
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If you’ve never seen
#DoggingTales
before, you have about a minute to stick the kettle on before a whole hour of what the actual fuck on
@Channel4
- treat yourself.
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‘My understanding is... ‘ aka ‘yeah I don’t understand, do I’
So that’s 0.5% of everyone.. on the planet?! 😂
One for
@MrMichaelSpicer
this 😂
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@AFCWimbledon
Tom Elliot £0
Deji £0
LTB £0
Piggy £0
———
Rudi £800k
———
AA £1.1m
———
Ali £1.7m+
———
That’s evolution!
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RIP Joe Kinnear - manager of some absolutely fantastic top-flight Wimbledon sides over the years.
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@Femi_Sorry
complete admiration for your patience in explaining the electoral system to someone who seems to have absolutely no level of understanding of how it works. I have to admit I would have probably resorted to speaking verrrrry slloooowly at this point 😳
#jeremyvine
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Goes toe to toe for pace ✅
Takes the ball off the strikers’ toe ✅
Throws in a tackle with his head ✅
Gets on feet, sells a dummy ✅
Starts a counter attack ✅
Hats off
@w_nightingale
👏
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Best football kit in the entire league?
Like for ‘absofuckinglutely’
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You’re at a big-spending club, in a team stacked with big-money players, flying high in the division and when you equalise in stoppage time you chose to howl abuse in the face of a teenage debutant. Maybe just enjoy the moment, ugly. (Love Isaac just ignores him - well played)
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“I park up and then I go dogging as much as I can, hunting for the furry triangle”
And then a little bit of vomit happened in my mouth.
#DoggingTales
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“Condoms just don’t fit”
“Why not”
“Too small”
“have you tried XL ones?”
“Not big enough...”
“Have you tried the extra extra big ones?”
“I’ve never tried the extra extra”
All said in straight face.
YOU’RE WEARING A FUCKING OWL MASK, KEVIN!
#DoggingTales
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Mandy in the
@AFCWimbledon
office - basically runs the club and seemingly works all hours, but always with a smile on her face. Absolute legend.
As it's
#InternationalWomensDay
, I invite you to mention a woman (can be a player, staff, fan) who makes your
@EFL
club a brighter place ♀️
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Slick dink by
@isaacogundere
, smart layoff by
@Joshdavisonn
, neat running
@ayoubassal10
, sweet feet from
@EthanChislett
. Boom.
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🎶Oh wombles do you know what it’s worth,
Ronan Curtis is the best on earth,
Plays for Wombles, scoring for fun,
Scored the goal against the franchise scum 🎶
A bona fide masterpiece
@samuelkthurston
👏
@RonanCurtis1
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No loss of control ✅
Not touching the 75% ✅
No ‘relegation into non-league’ ✅
And yet...
Finance secured to build the Plough Lane arena ✅
Our fans are the best. Our club is the besterest. 18 years ago today was a dark time, but today it feels so, so good to be
#Wimbledon
✅
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Call me old-fashioned, but I have to admit I thought blatantly kicking someone would be a red card.
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“I was angry, very angry. I would hate it if any club was taken over and reformed in a different name. I’m so pleased AFC Wimbledon is back where it should be, that we’re back in our rightful home.”
The legend that is Nigel Winterburn knows
#WeAreWimbledon
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@ExtremeFootbal4
Milton Keynes stealing the league spot WImbledon had earned over the course of 100+ years.
Anything else is surely just noise.
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@RhonddaBryant
now that was a good watch
@JeremyVineOn5
- someone bold enough to correct mistruths and not hold back. Well done 👏
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I put this on FB in reply to some of the we’re skint ‘sell the club/sack the board/sack everyone’ stuff going around, and was told that perhaps not everyone was aware of stuff going on, so I’m putting it here for anyone interested. It’s just my take, really, but hey.
Thread…
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There you go, do good thing, warm fuzzy feeling, hall of fame and a mention in the programme
@MisterGLS
we'll ensure that all contributors will get a mention in our opening day season programme!
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Another tone deaf cover. 980 people died in the UK from
#COVID19
yesterday but Mills & Boon (literally) and fluff gets the space.
Where Johnson et al more or less murdered people with Cheltenham, Liverpool-Madrid, lack of equipment etc, the media are now their PR arm. Shameful
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.
@AFCWimbledon
keeper Alex Bass wearing ear defenders in solidarity with the match mascot is everything this
#AutismAwarenessWeek
👏
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Happy birthday
@TheDonsTrust
, formed in Wimbledon Theatre 20 years ago today to ensure the continuation of Wimbledon’s football club. Today, having got back in the football league in 9 years and built a £32m stadium,
@AFCWimbledon
is the country’s most successful fan-owned club.
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Well that was a long day, but what an entirely fabulous event. Highlights included my favouritist coming to see me at the halfway mark for a quick morivational chat (‘there’s an ice cream van a few miles down… run daddy!’), and indeed a cheeky Whippy at mile 15…
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The academy, top drawer young players, entertaining front foot football, off field processes, culture, saving us from the drop, making our club a better place - so much to thank
@AFCWRobbo
for. 🙌
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Look at this clown. Comparing Milton’s Keynes empty matchday stadium to a Covid attendance and not realising he’s roasting himself. Brilliant stuff, genius.
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Goal of the pre-season contender from Josh Neufville who, it turns out, has a foot like a traction engine
#AFCW
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“This is called answering your question. Unfortunately I’m having to spend some time correcting you and explaining it to you” brilliant
@AyoCaesar
😂
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@AFCWimbledon
Good proactive comms to nip any doubt/concerns in the bud, well done comms guys 👏
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Wanna feel old?
The Dons Trust was formed in Wimbledon Thratre OTD in 2002.
Happy 22nd birthday to, well, us
@TheDonsTrust
, owners of
@AFCWimbledon
🎂
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Now that is a superb goal.
Smashing pinpoint ball from
@Cheye_alex2
✅
Superb skills from Paul O ✅
Textbook finish from
@Zachrobinson_14
✅
Wimbledon 1-0 Brighton
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And it’s goodbye from me. Been an absolute privilege - thank you, you amazing people.
There will be six seats up for grabs at this year’s election
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@andygoldstein05
Here you go, Andy. Factually:
- AFC Wimbledon are recognised by The FA as previous winners
- The FA Cup is listed in our honours.
- We are permitted to use triangular corner flags
We reformed but
#WeAreWimbledon
. It’s a continuation: Same fans, place, colours, honours, club…
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@campbellclaret
It was the Daily Mail that used ‘the Nazi word’ not Gary Lineker. Imagine Lee Anderson’s rage when he finds out
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Hang on.
They were given a league place in the Championship for FREE; they were built a stadium as part of a supermarket property deal for FREE.
And they still f***ked it up?
Wonderful.
MK Dons submit 22/23 accounts, club went from a £3.6m profit on the back of selling players at a profit in 21/22 to a £2.2m loss as reinvestment did not work & club relegated
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Ice and heat, massage and physio, turmeric and magnesium (and whatever else I could find in the meds cabinet - that was a fun 24 hours) seem to have done the trick and the knee bends!
No idea how far I’ll get but not not going to try. See you at the start line 🏃
#LondonMarathon
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@kelvmackenzie
Are you jealous because you keep getting fired for being useless - when not being fired for being racist?
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Another season done.
We were thrilling, we were drab, we were regularly frustrating.
But liked this squad. Even the players you don’t think are quite up to it you kinda want to stick around.
A season where we threw away the POs, but finally built a base. Going up next year 💯
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Hang on, when did we start scoring goals form corners?! Love it
@anthartigan
@Terellmthomas
🙌
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So yesterday a few of my current and former colleagues got what you might call a bit of grief before, during and after the game. From what I can gather, it ranged from verbal to the threat of physical abuse, some in front of young relatives. That’s unacceptable on every level.1/4
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Love love loving
@ayoubassal10
’s video. Thing is, it’s getting longer with every passing week 👏
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I’m not so sure about the scissor kick foul, or the second yellow, but there’s no doubt this was a penalty. The dimwit hooligan defender isn’t even looking at the ball as he rugby tackles
@rudi_rudoni
to the ground a yard off the line with the ball incoming and an open goal ahead
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Siri, come up with a TV show that encapsulates what would happen if you watched the The Masked Singer while taking meth?
#DoggingTales
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Great shout out on
@JeremyVineOn5
today from
@AFCWimbledon
’s very own
@GeoffNorcott
.
Almost impressed
@NinaMyskow
Almost.
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feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck
I got a place!
#LondonMarathon
feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck
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You might think the FA had bigger fish to fry - Reading being burnt to the ground, Franchise’s very existence disgracing the game etc.
But no, they want to fine Harry Pell for some wayward shots during a warm-up.
I say
#BallsToTheFA
@Harrypell_7
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@exitthelemming
This. Absolutely this. A Priti Patel-esque gazillion percent this.
The only thing that could improve this thread would be if you were to narrate it over some trance reworking of Elgar.
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Just Wimbledon reserves absolutely hammering Portsmouth. Like being back in the top flight again.
#PORWIM
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Saturday: unwarranted physical assault 20 seconds after the ref has blown = nae bother.
Tonight: push in the back (after the player has tripped you and kicked the ball in your face) = red.
Call me old-fashioned, but I have to admit I thought blatantly kicking someone would be a red card.
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@Ben_Everitt
@MKDonsFC
To be clear
@Ben_Everitt
you’re protecting this club from owners who might, say, take a league spot earned on the field and move the team 60 miles away from its fanbase and the area it takes its name from?
Say that out loud.
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Ruddy heck, just hit £3.7m on the bonds. And just off £10k on the WAWF. And there was that £2.4m on the urinals thing.
That’s >£6m we’ve chipped in for the new gaff.
Not sure whether we’re the richest fans around. Or the daftest. But pretty sure we’re the best.
#TheJoyOfSix
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@piggy_35
hey Pigs, my little lady Sophia wrote you a letter and I promised her I would try to get it to you somehow. I think it’s fair to say she’s a fan of yours!
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@VioletAnnie1970
Pls let the parents know to appeal Section I of the ECHP and take the LA to Tribunal asap. Waiting times are 6m to 1 year but it might push the LA.
My son has been without an appropriate school for two years, stage 3 complaint upheld, Tribunal this month.
@hantsconnect
broken :(
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Now that is what we call backing the team - amazing show of togetherness from the best fans in the country.
UPDATE | We've sold 8,300 tickets for Saturday's match versus Cambridge. Tickets selling fast, but still some remaining online:
#AFCW
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@patrickkmaguire
Did he say that before Nadine Dorries declared war on Ukraine this afternoon?
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DTB getting an absolute whipping. And that’s fine. The board hasn’t been perfect and only last week held its hands up to a low budget and teething issues with the new set-up.
But what I do ask is that people at least slate the board for their actual areas of responsibility…
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@kelvmackenzie
@talkSPORT
Do you know any racists who maybe compared mixed-race footballers to gorillas, who might want the gig?
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Dear Wimbledon, Please smash them. See you there.
#WeAreWimbledon
MK stole the league spot we EARNED over 113 years.
We reformed.
We gave them an EIGHT division head start.
We built a home in Wimbledon we pack out every game.
Our charities support 5,000 locals each month.
They could beat us 100-0 tonight and we’re still winning.
#WeAreWimbledon
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Superb
@Joshdavisonn
- from busting nets to busting targets
@LPTrustUK
Bravo
@AFCWimbledon
striker
@Joshdavisonn
who, having grown his hair for two years, is now having it chopped off and donated to
#TheLittlePrincessTrust
You can donate on his Just Giving page
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