Ciku Muiruri ✝️
@MissCiku
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Philippians 4:6 - 7 Author. Media Personality. Devotee of the Eucharistic Christ. Múnjíkú wa Mbarì ya Chìrì - Thaayu.
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Dear politicians, if you grow our economy, they'll be more for you to steal. Help us, help you.
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Yaani Museveni found Moi as President, Moi left 16 years later. M7 came for the Kibaki inauguration, 10 years later, M7 came back for Uhuru's inauguration and now 10 years later, M7 is back again for Ruto's. My heart bleeds for Uganda. 💔
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@ElijahSchaffer
"Every guy looks ..." 🙆🏾
This is the reason you think women get dressed up every morning? To be looked at by men? Serious question.
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If elections are decided by choice of running mates, Ruto has lost this one. Congrats
@MarthaKarua
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All these politicians and their wives falling over themselves to pay tributes to Catherine Kasavuli have been ignoring her fundraising efforts for months. 😭They knew she was sick. Spare us the hypocrisy and help her family offset the Sh4 million bill, if you loved her so much.
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@JediNabber
The Danish tax system is progressive. The higher your income, the more taxes you have to pay. Every resident is well-provided for at all times of life. Services from education right through to retirement are subsidised. They even pay you to have kids. ❤️
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We voted UhuRuto. You don't get to distance yourselves from each other. You're one & the same 2) Raila works with govt that has not lived up to election promises, makes him as bad as them.
3) BBI is simply creating more positions for all these selfish bastards
#KenyansAreTired
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Charleen Ruto is spearheading tree planting efforts across Kenya & educating future leaders (school kids) on importance of mitigating Climate Change. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 For her trouble, she's getting dragged on social media and being called 'Quickmart Ivanka' 😏🙄
Rumble young girl, Rumble
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The Pauline Njoroge appointment to the board of the Tourism Regulatory Authority is like appointing an atheist as Pope, that happily tweeted that there is no God. 🤷🏿♀️🤦🏿♀️😭
RIP
#NairobiNationalPark
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@MrErnestOwens
I'm Bantu. And we really, really, REALLY, do NOT give a F.
What annoys us more, is African Americans who constantly stake claim on a culture they know NOTHING about.
@Adele
I actually live on the continent whose style you are being accused of misappropriating. Do your thing😘
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@TeamLou23
You're getting on my very last nerve. This is not about you. Or your damn wings. It's about every single player you put at risk because of your actions. Stop tweeting for heaven's sake. And do better.
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I've been watching these endless goings-on targeting Ruto and anyone that questions BBI and have concluded that Uhuru and Raila are going to inadvertently get him elected. They have turned him into the kid that gets picked on daily in the school yard. And no-one likes a bully.🤷♀️
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The quickest vaccine ever developed was for mumps. It took four years and was licensed in 1967. Pfizer’s Covid-19 vaccine was developed and cleared for emergency use in eight months. And we can't sue for side effects or death. Imma sit this one out.
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I've raised Erica by myself. If MIA baby daddy ever did anything for her I won't be out on these streets thanking him for doing his job. Having said that, Dennis Okari is a public figure. Betty should have corrected her fans when they wrongly started bashing him on her page.
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Madam, you've got one vote. Use it as you wish. Say Bishop Wanjiru owes you. Don't speak for me.
Mt Kenya owes you a political debt, Bishop Wanjiru tells DP Ruto
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I met a guy just like the
#TheTinderSwindler
once. Same thing. Lots of flash and then one day some sob story about his credit card and how he needed a short term loan. Told him I'd love to help him out but it was against my religious beliefs and asked him to read 1 Timothy 5:8 😂
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The people who pay this guy, do they really get any value for their money? His tweets are so... rudimentary. Ruto is popular because the status quo is unpopular. That is all.
BEST way to DESTROY William Ruto is to take KIKUYUS away from him. It is that SIMPLE. Without KIKUYUS there is NO Ruto. Our FREN is walking on FEET of CLAY. A mild afternoon SHOWER in GEMA will MELT his feet of CLAY. End of DISCUSSION. Am I Right or Am I RIGHT?
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@JackSlaterPT
@historyinmemes
If you asked Jesus if He was rich, what would He say? He is the Son of God, everything in the Universe is His. Would He say yes? Or would He ask you what rich means to you? There's nothing dishonest about being enlightened. Real wealth is health.
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@MutahiNgunyi
This is very simplistic. It's not about who had more numbers, it's about the combined numbers. None would have won without the other.
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Being this petty stems from insecurity, disappointment & rejection. Ruto needs to process emotions he's bottling up & let go. All he ever wanted was to sit at the cool kids table. He is president and still uninvited. Woiyee. He needs hugs. Travelling everywhere seeking validation
Kanze Dena: For 2 years we have not received budget allocation, we’ve been quiet. We’ve been communicating with the same State House that has refused to communicate with the office of the 3rdretired President. We didn’t say anything. It is not our intention for us to be in banter
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@MediumSizeMeech
Anyone who tries to make
@JLo
the bad guy in this relationship, has never had to live with an alcoholic. You need the patience of a saint. Even Mother Teresa would whoop his butt. Pray for him Jen, only a higher power will help him.
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Something tells me
@billmaher
is NOT the guy qualified to discuss racism with Sharon Osbourne.
So Maher:
1. Says white folks should say nigga bcz racism is over.
2. Questions a black woman's blackness
3. Says nigga repeatly.
🤔🤔🤔
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Please ensure that those on board these effing flights from China attend the next BBI rally
#coronaviruskenya
#BBIInMeru
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Which ad agency is responsible for this rolling up the sleeves nonsense? Does anyone actually think a politician will be hard at work because their sleeves are rolled up in a poster? 🤔
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I knew Tob Cohen. He and Sarah Wairimu both bought a copy of
#LoveisButADream
🙏
I spent a large part one evening bonding with their dogs. Dogs, very friendly & loveable (at least to me), that if need be, can turn VICIOUS. Dogs protect their master... Where were they??
RIP Tob
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@shed34
@TMZ
1) She can be butt naked in your bed & change her mind. There's no time limitation/dress code/temperature/voodoo that somehow changes the meaning of a word. NO |nəʊ| determiner
Used to indicate something is quite the opposite of what is being specified: "We should have sex." NO.
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Regardless of who wins, Kenyattas will be ok. UhuRuto will be hugging each other in no time at all. Dynasties last becoz they write cheques. Ruto will get a big one from Mama Ngina to protect their interests. His kids will end up being a dynasty too 🤷🏿♀️ And the cycle continues.
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Brothers and sisters, I know you can't see this if you don't have a VPN but ... God speed.
#UgandaDecides2021
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@ItsPastorNg
Well, at least you're honest about your priorities. You may have said, "Another 21 days without spiritual nourishment via the Word to my flock..."
But instead you kept it real. 🤑💰💸
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Mr ‘I don’t have State Machinery’ has made us get STUCK for ages in Karatina because he has closed the main road, essentially the highway to get to Nyeri and beyond. 😡 😡🤬
@WilliamsRuto
Wtf???
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Was at Post Office in Thika (Where staff haven’t been paid for 2 months) Do better
@Posta_Kenya
😢
I bought a facemask from vendor outside. He had many of
@WilliamsRuto
which surprised me. He said they move like hotcakes. Before saying
#RutoSwindlingGEMA
Visit the ground 🤷🏿♀️
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Wait.
@SenMutula
is bragging to
@kipmurkomen
about receiving more votes and he literally only got his seat because his sister
@finclegal
was not a registered voter? 🤣🤣🤦🏿♀️💀
#corruptsenateke
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@OAmollo
Do you know what will make Kenya go in this direction? Abject poverty. Kenya has already been flagged as high risk in terms of potential inability to repay loans. We are in the same category as countries like Chad. And you jokers want to waste money on vanity projects. Wake up!
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@RedBeardOfDoom
@idriselba
There was a loud explosion, as if the very fabric of London had been ripped into two. A pillar of fire shot up against the darkening sky, turning dusk to dawn. His eyes instantly watered, the fluid protesting against the smog. It was done. HYPE was in ashes. *cue 007 music*
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@nojumper
From discipline perspective: You've cut his hair - the worst thing you could possibly do considering his screams ... Then what? Nothing more dangerous than someone with nothing left to lose. This has trauma written all over it and recording it for clout is just plain sad.
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Disturbing images
@nytimes
has run on
#KenyaAttack
but it's not an 'African coverage' thing. In another display of unfortunate editorial judgment, they carried full-page colour photos of victims falling from top of World Trade Center towers.
#SomeoneTellNYtimes
to grow a heart.
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I think the only Kenyans who knew what they were doing, were the 8 million who did not vote. Clearly all of these ‘leaders’ are crazy.
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U-turn in SGR, BBI ... Perhaps you will finally understand that he was the sitting DP when you voted for him. Same govt is still running things. 🤷🏾♀️
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@WilliamsRuto
Arrogance is assuming peeps are rejecting BBI because of you. It doesn't matter what you think. Or UK. Or RAO. BBI is unpopular because it's another eg of misplaced priorities to further individual agendas and not those of the nation. It's not a political stance, it's a human one
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@Thomasfmurray3
@NicoleBehnam
This was debunked a long time ago. Some vineyards in Europe actually paid for these studies. I remember a time when tobacco companies paid for studies saying cigarettes were not harmful. Think about it. It’s poison. How does one consume ‘poison’ in moderation?
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President Moi was also treated in a horrible fashion when he was VP. He was infamously SLAPPED by the Police Commandant in charge of Rift Valley Province. And see how that worked out. Ruto knows this. So does Matiangi. Are we all just being played like violins? 🤔
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@MailOnline
Nah, sorry, won't bite. As far as click bait goes, how about 'Meghan's plot to marry Harry just so she could meet and run off with Jay Z having destroyed the imperialists!!!' I could click on that ... 🙂
#TeamMeghan
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@OleItumbi
@WilliamsRuto
@Hkindiki
@kipmurkomen
@susankihika
💁🏽♀️🙄
@williamsruto
is a THIEF and cannot be President in 2020.
THE PRESIDENT MUST BE RESPECTED. The handshake 🤝 was the last before covid and therefore has supernatural meaning. Remove effing
@Hkindiki
@kipmurkomen
@susankihika
*%*%^*
I’m available to start immediately. Holla!
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We came from dust and to dust, we shall return. God is the Potter, we are the clay. He Alone can give our life perfect shape. Have a blessed Lenten season. ♥️
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@shed34
@TMZ
2) Forbid or reject something specified: "After eating n drinking, I took my boo to the nearest hotel to have a bit of how's your father. She said NO, we went home."
@shed34
It's a simple word really, learn it. No. That means don't touch her. Repeat everyday in front of mirror.
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OPEN LETTER TO MS WINFRED WAITHERA (IVY WANGECHIS'S MUM)
In this Holy Week, your daughter will be laid to rest. You've had to endure her being killed, twice. First, by the seemingly senseless slaying and the second time by bloggers and even radio presenters
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Y'all are so easily distracted. Can we go back to this VAT on fuel? Cops dressed like watchies is not changing the fuel gauge.
#PoliceReforms
#NSCKE2018
@UKenyatta
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@elonmusk
The meaning of WOKE is aware of & actively attentive to important societal facts and issues (especially issues of racial and social justice). I'm confused as to why this is humorous to you. It's admirable. Be careful Elon, you are one tweet away from flying out of your 666 closet
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@OdhiamboRagoro
Moi was already President in 1986 when M7 assumed power. Kibaki was sworn in 16 years later in 2002.
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@Lupita_Nyongo
Speaking of Kenya this is Lake Bogoria Nature Reserve. 🥰 🥰🥰
📸
@HobopeebaK
@magicalkenya
@MakeItKenya
@tunajibu
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@mwikaliiii
Do you understand why clubs have bouncers? Because a drunk person causing mayhem, who is politely asked to leave, rarely will and may have to be physically restrained like this lady who is clearly forcing her way back into the club. Alchemist is not in the wrong here.
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@DalaiLama
When people acknowledge something is wrong and ask for forgiveness, forgive them. From terrible things, can come good ones. This video can be used by parents to educate their kids that this is not ok, even if it's your dad/uncle/mom's best friend/teacher/priest or .. Dalai Lama.
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@bonifacemwangi
RAO lost because he gave up his oversight role, giving Jubilee free reign, to do whatever they wanted. If there was no handshake, he would have won by a landslide. Elections have always been a referendum on performance. Ruto read the room and distanced himself. Simple as that.
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Those who voted for Ruto, how are things going?
Not being snide, I'm genuinely curious.
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Hawker selling belts in vernacular: Buy one for your man.
Me: He can buy for himself.
Hawker: He bought you a big car like this one and you can’t buy him a belt?
Me: I bought this car.
Hawker: Waaah, basi let him buy his own darn belt.
🤣😎
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That awkward moment when your crush doesn’t comes to work and you feel like you wasted a good outfit. 😏🤪 Office romances and more in
#loveisbutadream
only 990/- DM for delivery
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When asked which commandment is greatest, Jesus responded in Matt 22:37: Love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, with all thy soul and with all thy mind. The 2nd, love thy neighbor as thyself. On these two commandments hang ALL the law and the prophets.
RIP Edwin Chiloba 😭🌈
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@bonifacemwangi
@AtwoliDza
It has been reinforced with concrete. Best get a graffiti spray can uko duty free, we start the
#namesbetterthanAtwoli
road challenge 😁
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This is an important conversation, was glad to see
#DepressionKe
#Trending
until I read some of the tweets. Eating better, taking your vitamins, getting a job doesn't make depression go away. To put it in perspective, JUSTIN BIEBER suffers from it. You think he needs a job?
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Citizenry: There's nothing you can do at this point to shock or piss us off more than we already are.
Govt: Hold my beer ...
Moody Awori
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@IronKastle
@shed34
@TMZ
My friend. What kind of women are you dating that can't afford to pay for a meal? 🤔😂😆😒 Just pay for sex. Easier for all concerned. No still means no.
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Common sense is not too common among officers. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
While others chose to endanger people and expose them to
#COVID19Kenya
- This Policeman chose a different method complete with a sanitizer. It is easy to know whose message saved Kenya tonight
#CurfewinKenya
- To this officer, SALUTE!
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@Madonna
Madge, trying to bait the church to respond to whatever blasphemous thing you line up as bait (every time you go on tour 🙄), doesn't make you powerful - Just predictable. Thankfully, the church doesn't bite anymore and tweeps are talking about 'botched' instead. 🤷🏾
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A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only once. - George R.R. Martin.
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I don’t know what this sponsored hashtag is about and honestly can’t be bothered to find out.
#AllanNamuCompromised
is BS. That man is good peeps. God bless the work of his hands.
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@IronKastle
@shed34
@TMZ
That goes without saying. Kind of like 'All lives matter.' Now think of how you're minimising a woman's struggle by pointing out the obvious, just as every black man who loses his life or fears to do so, has his struggle minimised when someone pulls the same shit you're pulling.
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@60Minutes
The Palace invited the guy who wrote that, to have tea with the Queen Consort. You can't make this stuff up!
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@TeamLou23
Protocol? Players who leave for excused absences are required to quarantine for at least 4 days if not in any high-risk environments but because you were in the latter, you get 10 days and miss our 1st two seeding games but all you want do is be hubristic on twitter???🤷🏿♀️😭🤦🏿♀️
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#WilkinsTheCon
lessons: If you can buy cocktails at
@BrewBistroKenya
you are legit & we can pay a newspaper a few bob to write anything 🧐
@StandardKenya
needs to make a statement about the journalist in question. Peeps. The ONLY person who can vouch for you, is your bank manager
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@DavidNdii
"Don't panic about the different results you're seeing on different media houses, the results are from the same source." - Wafula Chebukati.
It's a public portal, you too can go there, do the math and start tweeting results.
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@SkyNews
He's right. What does society do to
#MeganMarkle
every single day? And that started with the negative coverage the British press gave her from day one because of her skin colour. & you're shocked when something like this happens to Pogba?
#SayNoToRacism
starts with you, the media
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Never underestimate how many stereotypes
@Trevornoah
has broken down about Africa. He articulately used his big stage to humorously educate and inform the world about our beautiful continent, at every turn. Can't wait to see what's next after
@TheDailyShow
God speed Trevor Noah.
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@JCamimille
@JediNabber
Present day? Nope! That would be the French and the US. Especially, the French.
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NASA said for months they won't accept ANY results that did not declare them winners. Where's the surprise? 🙄
#KenyaDecides
#ElectionKE2017
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So Chandarana Foodplus wants to focus on white customers now? Well, well. Your wish is my command. Never coming back.
#ChandaranaSoRacist
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The Internet remains undefeated.
@Bountifulsafari
Well done for helping out your competitors at Bonfire, who are PETTY AF for reporting the
#njugush
video instead of just saying thank you. You'll get bountiful clients as a result so it's all good. Lord works in mysterious ways.
Did you know you can get stuck at
@MasaiMara_Kenya
if you dont have GOOD TYRES? 😃😄😄
Grab the
#Apollo
Apterra Offer
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@wakariowa
I have been to New Rain many times. 4k for chicken wings? Not true. Average meal is 1200 - 1500. I don't drink beer or whiskey but a bottle of sparkling wine is around 3-4k, cocktails Sh600 -800 which is ok. Ambience is nice.
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@mwangikhimani
Young and foolish is sneaking out to go to the rave when you're 14. Playing politics with a 163.56 billion shillings industry & being given the keys to make important decisions about said industry, is irresponsible, ill-advised and a derelict of duty by the appointing authority
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As usual it's the woman - Betty Kyallo -
#Trending
. NOT the elected official
@HassanAliJoho
who should explain how he messed up his friend, broke up a home etc. These are your leaders, hold THEM accountable. Who cares who Betty is sleeping with? Do your taxes pay her salary?
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I'm curious how many of you that want to
#SendUhuruHome
actually voted for him? Favourite this tweet if you are Jubilee and disgruntled.
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@CarolRadull
Mzungus no longer live in Karen. They moved to Nanyuki ages ago when the cow rearers checked in 😂
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