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PhD Researcher in Transport Geography • Gamer • Chelsea • Kaizer Chiefs • 🇿🇦 🇳🇱

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@MissCarizmo
Kitana
1 year
On my PhD defence, I’m going to wear my traditional Tsonga attire, the invitation cards are going to be decorated in Ndebele print. I want to shake things up. Bringing Africa to Europe. I told my mother she must go for ululating lessons
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@MissCarizmo
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5 years
Some of the lights
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@MissCarizmo
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11 months
This is all that we want for South Africa. A good integrated and functional transport system.
@tendelanani
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11 months
Took a train out to Fish Hoek and my expectations were exceeded. For only R5,50. 🙌🏽
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@tumelomohotji Real Football
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@MissCarizmo
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2 years
@NjayamJnr @sss_mncu This is vile considering the trauma she went through. Why are you guys so desensitised. It’s appalling.
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@Aamito_lagum They are already saying it’s because of immigration 💀 brooo
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@MissCarizmo
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6 months
@samanthasosexy Because she is Coloured, and being Coloured in SA goes beyond the race. The same way some Americans don’t Identify as African American. Here’s a read: Coloured by Tessa Dooms and Lynsey Ebony Chutel. You need to understand that there is a whole world beyond the shackles of the US
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@ulxma So we are just going to ignore the fact that she said “ no matter how many times you sleep with this man” to her mother?
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@Am_Blujay Moghel settled here shame
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@MissCarizmo
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11 months
@KMalatji Reduce, reuse, recycle ♻️
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
I don’t know who needs to hear this but I need then to stop plugging Eurocentric planning ideas in Africa and expecting them to work. E.g. cycling works in the Netherlands for various reasons, can’t expect the same thing to to be replicated in SA. Maybe at neighbourhood level
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@MissCarizmo
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11 months
The nsfas issue touches me so much because gosh, would I be where I am academically if it wasnt for the help of nsfas? We cannot lose nsfas. It literally gives a lot of under privileged children a shot at changing their home situation at a later time.
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@LeeBugz Because she was seeing the povo that you wasnt seeing yoh
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@MissCarizmo
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10 months
@yonwaba_mzizi @MunengiwaDakalo Always ask back ❤️ ask to assist you look for panties
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@BBCWorld Some of the comments here really show that the rest of the world is in 2023, and the Uk is still in 1835.
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@danielmarven @senzotheauditor Groove in SA is become an extreme sport. Like now you just have to buy alcohol and groove in your house playing channel o angeke
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@K_McGrecoR Nah this lady is pure South African. How is she mastering the accent too 😭👏🏾
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
My supervisor asking me to be a guest lecturer at one of her lectures made my day today 😁
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@MissCarizmo
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10 months
@Nkosi_Shebi @umalambane_zn You kiss people with your eyes open? 👀
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@MissCarizmo
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2 years
@Aus_Keke It’s the equivalent of using a hazard button after overtaking someone on the road.
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@Kokoleo_zn I love these type of videos that move away from the typical apartment life with scandi decor from Cielo. This is the lived reality for some people. And its okay.
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@MissCarizmo
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11 months
@KatMashiloane04 @MunengiwaDakalo Haibo ingathi you were walking in the valley of the shadow of death 💀
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@MissCarizmo
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2 years
Still thinking about taking up a job at Gucci as a sales rep girl so i can “bump” into Burna Boy and we can live happily ever after 😭🫠
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@_shwabade_ The smell of fresh rain
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@MissCarizmo
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2 years
@NRamaselela @sibzE Feminism is not about hatred for men.
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@tsheole15 @MusaThePope People wake up and just hate for no reason
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@MissCarizmo
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2 years
@GlazzOf Not just food, maloba ne ke makalletse di price tsa di toothbrush 😂 ke leng ke re “R128” for masepa a 😂
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@MissCarizmo
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7 months
@your_skyness__ Outhere looking like Patience Ozokwo
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@MissCarizmo
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9 months
@Teabag_Moleya @T_Sello There is spatial inequality and separatist planning but residential roads everywhere are designed the same way. Rondebosch, the roads are even smaller. But this shouldnt take away from the fact that people who live in townships spend an average of 1 hour commuting to work daily.
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@MissCarizmo
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6 months
@lyfeisgucci I hope girly has signed a pre-nup and leave him so he can only drive the cars that he steals from other people on GTA on his playstation
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@MissCarizmo
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2 years
@manamela_john @NjayamJnr @sss_mncu I can send you a list of books to read to increase your vocab 👀
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3 years
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@MissCarizmo
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2 years
@nuetro_360 @rnnl_jhn @playboi_tani @nocontextdrumar “Are black people more susceptible to be attacked by turtles? A scientific review”
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@ElsaAngel19 The men under these comments making fun of this when they know how women feel unsafe is crazy to me.
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@MissCarizmo
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3 years
@Only1Of1 @Bigbabysambruh Me and someone’s son except i’ll also be joining co-op
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@MissCarizmo
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3 years
So ya girl has been accepted to study PhD in two different Universities in two different continents. 😭 Please Retweet this. I need funding opportunities 😁
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@MissCarizmo
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2 years
Did a proposal presentation for my phD today after my 3 month start and everyone was so impressed. I feel so proud of myself 😭
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@MissCarizmo
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2 years
@sirK88 Same energy
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@MissCarizmo
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6 months
@Adell52202733 @samanthasosexy We as South Africans understand the complexity of using the word “Colored” in the context of the US. However, we need to be cognisant of the fact that it’s an identity in SA, and that it’s not at all a rejection of Blackness.
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@MissCarizmo
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6 months
Calling my mom for her blessings since I just submitted my first ever paper today with Taylor and Francis. Me a whole first generation scholar 😭
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@MissCarizmo
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11 months
@mbalis_bakery This lady is giving me creepish vibes. Even the “donor” feels uncomfortable
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@MissCarizmo
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@MissCarizmo
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5 months
@nikky_dube @Ndi_Muvenda_ You should take your own advice if we are being honest
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@actuallyamo_ Oppo-q-niti 💀
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@LeeBugz And that’s really incredible. I was pointing out that what you thought was ordinary she saw as something different. My bad
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@phindoooooo_ This other girl used to speak so fast, they called her Busta Rhymes 😭 then this one had a deep coarse voice, they called her Barry white. high school was shitty
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@MissCarizmo
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9 months
@Nonhle_Zo @Itss_Lungii Wow you’re a woman living in a country where women get raped everyday and you say this? Yikes
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
Had my first guest lecture today and it went well 🌚 the year of firsts 🤓
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@payi_asive Green packet better than all two
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@MissCarizmo
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5 years
@_Hybreed_ Phendul’ inyama, answer the meat
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@MissCarizmo
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8 months
@motlatsi_n Get in the car, and tell yourself no matter what happens, even if the car switches off, take a deep breathe, put the L plate, and move on. Dont care what people think, whether they hoot, just do your thing. Drive in different conditions. Low speed, at night, when it rains.
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@mbalis_bakery Half of the people who were commenting on Siya’s play don’t even watch rugby on a regular basis
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@MissCarizmo
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5 years
Nolo opens his mouth: Me: #IdolsSA
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@MissCarizmo
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2 years
@justabantu Lmao same as in the Netherlands. I can watch my neighbours TV from my bedroom 😂😂
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@MissCarizmo
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4 years
@Yamani_Selana @MzantsiFacts Exactly! tf is wrong with these people
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@MissCarizmo
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4 years
Becky Cele
@ElihleGwala
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4 years
Facekini.
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@MissCarizmo
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8 months
@nyambenis @KickOffMagazine 😂😂😂 The beef Morocco has with South Africa is so strange
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@MissCarizmo
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5 years
@Xolie_mb Let me 😁
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@MissCarizmo
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3 years
This is how I feel right now with the Table Mountain fire. The sky is orange
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@MissCarizmo
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4 years
@buhlebontlex @KileMswane_ This is the whole verse ye Labantwana amauber
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@MissCarizmo
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8 years
#ThingsThatShouldBeLeftIn2016 Saying touchdown when all this time you were travelling ka city to city. which ground are you touching gape?
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@MissCarizmo
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5 years
@Mr_phreshbreeze Yall eat a whole diabetes ko rocomamas but you complain ka di russian nyana tsei 5 😂
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
I still can’t believe AKA is gone man. Listening to his music makes me sad
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@Mmakgosidarling Ma thaousand suffered under the care of this woman
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@MissCarizmo
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5 years
Everytime I hear this song, I think about how at daisies these American guys were like”Chi! Chi! Chi! Chi” adding ad-libs like hebanna and haibo 😂😂
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It’s Sho time
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My colors performance of #JohnCena has over 4 million views and I hear it’s playing quite a bit in the UK 🇬🇧. This video is from London👇🏽. I think we’ve got something here guys!! 😳🔥💗
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@MissCarizmo
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11 months
@1992sFinest High speed trains are so expensive to run hey. Like it would cost an arm and a leg to implement and maintain one
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@MissCarizmo
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10 months
@tshepo_maphepha A nyale a fetse a re botse gore why a sa rate Mapitsi?
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
My sister started at CPUT 3 weeks after classes officially started, we scrambled to book her flights to go, had accommodation challenges and had to sleep for over a week at the student centre in D6. Today she shows me her transcript with nothing but distinctions 😭😭
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@MissCarizmo
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2 years
Submitting my first abstract, 3 months after starting my PhD. Hoping it gets accepted so i can present at my first ever academic conference 🫶🏾
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@Mthiya_sa The way i was ready to look for a cover for you mxm! lmao
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
I’m gonna finish this PhD, it will not finish me
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1 year
Say it with your chest.
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@Mavumavu91 But people were using those for malicious intent. You could still essentially do it if you know the student number.
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@pmcafrica Bruuh this family looks like a great family. You can just see here that its all positive vibes. I love to see it
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@winysummer Thank you. The defence still has 3 and half years to happen but thank you for the well wishes.
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@MissCarizmo
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10 months
@Yifilim Affordability is relative. Also i cant believe we are having this type of conversation. What in the classism and nouveau riche conversations is this? 😬
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@ZethuANkosi @NgomaneHebert Is she related to you? If she is, i love you so much! 😭
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@MissCarizmo
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2 years
@Givenkazeni You and the gent
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@MissCarizmo
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11 months
He must prove this hypothesis. Do a quantitative research with a sample of 1000 Hip Hop listeners and 1000 Amapiano listeners. Then have a control group of those who listen to a different genre.
@Haem_O
Haem-O • Hip Hop Artist
11 months
Hip Hop listeners are generally smarter than Amapiano listeners...
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@MissCarizmo
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2 years
@Siyah_Hadebe @AdvoBarryRoux “Only money that i want”
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@MissCarizmo
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3 years
@scaryposhspice @mpumi_mkhwanazi The vaccine effects are now sexually transmitted
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@MissCarizmo
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5 years
@ThaboBluebird Ekse Thabani, jonga lamtwana uya vaya ndithetha naye... eeh Buli! 😂
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@MissCarizmo
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4 months
This video is a perfect representation of what the country is going through
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@Lil_Aziiz @MrBlackOG When he ate the Mexican guy, and they asked if he was feeling okay, he said he had a bad case of Mexican 😂😂😂 T bag used to kill me also with his Southern accent made everything hilarious
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@MissCarizmo
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3 years
@imanibynoe @Xonix41 Can’t pause when you play online. Mans is playing online.
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@MissCarizmo
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6 years
Hello. I am looking for a job. I have an Environmental Science background and a Masters Degree in Development Studies. I have 9 months experience working in an NGO environment. Email: masingicarol @gmail .com Please RT #JobseekersSA #GirlTalkZA #HireAGraduate
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@MissCarizmo
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2 years
@Iam_VickyWOG @Am_Blujay But his surname is being dragged for filth now
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@amukelani_02 Nna i have a small heart, so i will just subtract myself out of that equation
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@MissCarizmo
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9 months
@LaMawaZwide 😢 who is chopping onions 😭
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@MissCarizmo
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4 months
@TeeJayTumelo @adorajibro Its always weird to find your own South Africans spewing hate on another Black woman’s post. Then you wonder why your own women hate yall. So sad
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@MissCarizmo
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10 months
I’m 28, I have NQF 9. no kids, no bf. I pay my own rent and live on my own. Mom wants me at home everyday at 7pm. I’m at her house to visit. 😭 i would understand if I was leaving her with grandkids to take care of, but she will not let me be. My sisters continue to lunda 😭
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@Am_Blujay I love how Tanzanians and South Africans are both interested in this case. We need SAPS Tanzania taking over our cases
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@MissCarizmo
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2 years
@97Vercetti Now why did i think this was really her 💀
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@jemz_one @NalaThokozane Of course, wanting to look like Black people while your racism is through the roof. Nice.
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@tumelomohotji Gameloft was at its peak with this one
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@MissCarizmo
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5 years
@_BlackZA Roman’s pizza is competing with Albany
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@MissCarizmo
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2 years
@Alfonso54743626 @IamMzilikazi @GoitseKakapa1 They were extradited not let go. Thats why it took them long for SA authorities to bring them back
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@MissCarizmo
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2 years
@iyamu_presley @NiaLong She’s throwing some fire Zulu dances 🔥 leave the woman alone
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@MissCarizmo
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1 year
@AnnikalangaY But how will we know if he really reads the if you don’t tag him so he can tell us himself 🙈 😂
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