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I'm going back to work tomorrow after 4 years off following a major mental breakdown. There are still massive holes in my memory that I'll probably never get back. My employer has been fantastic and have supported me all the way.
Wish me luck, I'm crapping myself!
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@Sciencenature14
These are sand castles created by academic and artist Matthew Kaliner of the United States. In an interview, Kaliner had explained that his sandcastles are made from driftwood, a bit of string and dripped sand.
A genuine fulgurite is in the 1st pic.
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Today is the 34th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall. I was lucky enough to be there and actually took a few swipes at it with a sledge hammer!
Here's my memento of that amazing day. 👍
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As some of you may already know, I've taken up wood carving to add to my already too long list of hobbies. I've done a couple of Welsh love spoons and the red dragon from the Welsh flag, which is the best flag in the world. UKR designs coming next 👍
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It looks like the twatterists at twatter are twatting around.
Give me a boost fellas to counter the egotistical wankers' fuckery!
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Today I completed my 57th orbit of the Sun. I retire in 8 years time - I have so much more yet to do!
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Fellas, the 'fellascrub2000' is is now working behind the zoomie area at *redacted*. It's a great way of de-stressing after bonking scumballs all day. If you suspect you have fleas please go through the complete cycle.
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Oh no, I was called a tart! - do we have counselling in NAFO?
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I'm in Twitter minimum security jail for 3 days, limited to very like,tweets,follows etc.
My crime?.............following too many Fellas in one day!
All I can say is...............Totally Bonkers!!
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@Kama_Kamilia
I did a few changes to my
#Fella
. I hope it's up to your high standard. I love the original btw! Left=original, right=altered.
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Here's a Zippo I'm engraving to hopefully sell/auction to help Ukraine. I'll be doing 3 in total, all different. All done by hand so there will be scratches etc but no art is perfect. I'll probably engrave both sides of each. They're the armored Zippos for deep engraving.
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Is the annual 'Langley New Year's Eve Egg Fight' still on?
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World News: 'Over 2 million eggs broken in Japan earthquake'
Japan: 'No problem, we'll lay some more - they're cheap enough'
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I hope they enjoyed themselves fucking around.
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OK
#Fellas
, the boffins in the 'food of the gods' lab in sub-basement 4, east wing have now solved the 'pineapple on pizza' conundrum. Please form an orderly queue outside for your pre production sample...........and no peeing on the walls while waiting!!
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I think I've finished with the crest on the Zippo but still undecided on the design on the other side. I'm quite pleased with the results so far. Fuck ruZZia!
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@Gerashchenko_en
Apparently he's suffering from potato blight, new picture issued shows he's ok.
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OK - auction launch time for a rather nice little Zippo. If I had to monetise the time it took to do we'd be looking at £800+. This is museum quality and it's bloody hard to let it go. I'll let the auction run for 2 weeks from today.
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Well, last night I went to my favourite hilltop with my trusty telescope to do some star gazing, when some ignorant tosser started letting fireworks off!
I couldn't see a single star because of the light pollution......I went home totally pissed off!.......shitheads!
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My first ever attempt at wood carving, a genuine Welsh love spoon. Made in Wales by a Welsh man, it's a shame I have no one to give it to.
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Well done oh great genius,
@elonmusk
. Now you've ruined 14,000 families.
Why? Because your cars are pig ugly with terrible build quality and people are starting to see you for who you are. Stick to making space taxis.
Genius my arse!
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Got one! - first in a long while, my mental health is not good right now.
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@VeteranIrish
If you ever get a peanut stuck in one of your bodily orifices, just pour in some chocolate and it will come out a Treet!
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@tipofthespear42
Hey Ryan, you're doing an amazing job in Ukraine! My admiration for what you do has reached new heights after getting your book on Audible - I'm now on my 3rd back to back listening while driving. The narrator, Brock Vickers does a fantastic job, it could be you reading it! 👍🏽👍🏽
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A little vid of the first side of the Zippo I've been labouring over
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Adding some of the detail work to the first Zippo with diamond tools. The central trident is only 11mm tall, I can only do a small amount each day as I've had serious neck injuries which has left me with partially numb hands. Vibration white finger is a concern. Slava Ukraini!
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Last one, if you can order this in an eatery (caff) without smiling...........you are a true Main Bastard. 🫡👍
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@chima_eberechi
@general_ben
@NTenzer
Better than Arsenal's chances of winning the Premiership.
Back a winning side for once!
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You may be old, but are you this old?
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I'm Mike, a fella, and this is my art
I’m Nell the Weaver and this is my art
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I often wonder if the guy holding the umbrella in this pic is still alive. 🤔
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My god, what an amazing bunch of people I'm involved with here!
Well, I survived my first day - lots of my gear is missing but will be replaced, lots of new faces and names for me to learn but I did it. A phased return now to get me fully back up to half speed!
You guys..❤️❤️❤️!
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Being a Welsh man I had to check this out................it's true!
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@Irina_Krupka
And it's only 1,200 light-years away!
The fastest spacecraft travelled at 400,000 mph, at this speed it would take 25,000 years to reach it..................just to find out that the Norwegians got there first!
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Drop an actor who was absolutely perfect for their role.
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He was having a spat with this guy and was probably reported for calling him an idiot..........who knows, but a visit may prove worthwhile
@ Abarber01806277
In one reply he calls PWok a retard.............fill 'ya boots fellas.
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The BBC, the most boring, prudish company in the world. They're now running a feature on the 'Cerne Abbas Giant' in the UK without a single mention of him having a 30ft hardon!
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Well fellas, the egg fight at *redacted* was a great success. I can foresee a bread fight coming up soon!
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@Seveerity
The troops can huddle around these in the winter and warm themselves from the heat of the glowing valves
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It looks like they've sorted the mighty T-14 for tomorrow!
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@Give_Up_On_Name
My first joke on entering the mess room will be 'Damn, what a week off that was!'
The second will be, on opening the fridge will be 'OK..............who's had my milk?'
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@wartranslated
Imagine if they had something like this on their site, surely they wouldn't want any nasty replies.
Imagine if you could just make up your details too!
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Gove must have asked, 'What would Wallace do?'
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He's is still trying, I think his mother allowed him to use nasty words this time.
I'm enjoying his attention, but it won't last long - his 'special' schools starts a new term soon.
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@RichardJFegan
Lots of guesses here but it's quite obvious what it is. It ticks all the boxes.
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Cat beverages are now available in the cafeteria at redacted.
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@Atamansikka
Everyone who identifies as being ruZZian should be deported back to their shithole 'motherland'. EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!
They have no place in any normal society, get rid of them all, the only place for shit is in a shithole.
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I've had loads of great Fellas follow me today to soften my Twitter open jail time. I will follow back but I'm restricted to 1 like, follow, post etc. every 5 minutes. Thank you Fellas!!
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@sleeping_kali
Kali, be strong. I've just came out of 4 years of hell, lost 60% of my family, 3x Sepsis, a flesh eating bug and a badly broken neck. I tried to end it all 3 times and saw no way out. I'm now back in work and look forward to the next day. If you need a chat my DMs are open.
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Muzk and his twatter minions are turning into 100% wankers.
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Timeline cleanse, popular before the interweb I'm told
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The F-16 made its' first official flight FIFTY years ago today!
I wonder if they qualify for classic insurance?
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My current setup, how about yours?
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@Pwoks_Dead
I was there to see it happen, it cost me $10 to take a few swings at it with a sledge hammer and keep the rubble. I gave all my travel money to an East German family, it was the least I could do.
Fuck ruzzia and its' filthy soviet history!
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Behind every fella is a real person who supports Ukraine and hates ruZZia with a passion!
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