Mike Wilkinson
@Mike___MK
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Animals and the outdoors = nature gay. Lover of words and languages. He/him. Rejoiner 🇪🇺 25% of #lgbt . Lancastrian moved south.
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@sophielouisecc
Stop using facts! Sophie prefers uninformed rants about things she’s too lazy to research.
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I’m just watching ‘Four Lives’. Sheridan Smith is extraordinary, but a big shout out to Stephen Merchant for playing an incredibly difficult role.
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It’s the first time I’ve voted in the election, as I didn’t think it really mattered before. This time was different, and I can’t believe how much of a relief this is.
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So, my mate forgot we were meeting and I’m in the restaurant on my own. And if you think I’m going home you can think again.
Three courses plus wine and a chance to ogle the waiters.
Carpe diem.
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@danblackroyd
Why can’t people see the difference between refusing to serve someone for what they are, and refusing to serve someone for what they say?
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It’s official.
I’m the last gay man in the United Kingdom to go on the Elizabeth Line line.
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So it’s ok for Tory MPs to change their mind about a choice they made in 2016....
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The pub last night had 51 different gins.
They called this a list; I call it a running order.
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Back by popular demand. Proof that not all gays have impeccable taste.
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It’s 20 years to the day since my Mum died. People complain that they are turning into their mothers, but I’d be happy. She was fab.
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@Smyth_Chris
@Beany_1
Foreign students go back to their countries as ambassadors for this country and its standards.
So global Britain, which McVey bangs on about all the time.
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Last night I went to a quiz in an ordinary pub in MK. The quizmaster announced at the end that the charity supported this week was Stonewall.
Everybody cheered.
Guys, we’ve come a long way.
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Good news: the hospital confirmed yesterday that the patch on my tongue has gone. Ulcer, not cancer as was feared.
Bad news: you’ve got years more of me tweeting this crap.
Sorry.
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If anyone wants a single instance of what life was like in gay 1980’s:
My best mate got bronchitis and was taken into hospital. Diagnosed as AIDS. As it was a military hospital they threw him out that day.
#ItsASin
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I’ve been playing footsie with the man opposite for ten minutes only to realise it wasn’t him. I’m now dating a table leg.
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Utterly delighted with my
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masterpiece.
The words ‘purse’ and ‘sow’s ear’ spring to mind, but he’s achieved it.
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I’ve just looked my watch and thought, oh it’s time to ring my Mum (8pm, Sunday).
She died 20 years ago.
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@ORachaelO
My Mum was a tough cookie. She went back into M&S during a bomb scare once to pick up her shopping as she didn’t want to miss her bus.
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It was great to meet up with
@AndrewSylvesr
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This is what you’d get on my OnlyFans. Be glad it’s free on here.
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Show us a picture of you wearing glasses because you need them to see
Show us a picture of you wearing glasses because you need them to see
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@GirlsOwn
I thought we’d already discussed this, you’re the only one who’ll fit up the chimney.
#GirlsOwnCC
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My first attempt at chips in my new air fryer. They were delicious 😋
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I’m sat on the floor wrapping presents for people I can’t see now. But our health is more important than sharing a meal, so it’s lunch for one, wine for two, and bollocks to the virus.
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I can see from the Census maps that my local LGBT community is me and the blank Grindr profile 397 metres away
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If twitter goes down and you want to keep in touch, I put my bins out at 7am every Wednesday. Just say hi.
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Rip off Britain - where we send three presenters abroad where only one is needed.
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It was lovely to meet up with the charming, funny, and friendly guy that is
@Ken08
He still owes me a Mivvi though.
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So many people have done runs this weekend, often for good causes.
I tried a new cocktail on Saturday.
Don’t judge.
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@JoePorterUK
@BorisJohnson
It’s entirely his fault, he’s the Prime Minister. Poor decisions, weak decisions, late decisions, time after time.
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Look, if you really want to see a bad family photo, here’s my Mum and me at Tintagel Castle.
Yep, my Mum and me.
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I’ve just been discussing a complex property issue involving a large tree.
I ended up saying it had me stumped.
Nobody got it.
I can fire them all, can’t I?
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Me? Just taking two baby hedgehogs to the vets in cake box. You?
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I’ve just been told off for using a coffee machine on a different floor to my desk.
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My last night in Rome. It’s been a wonderful trip and it was so nice to catch up with
@_twotino
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Call me a silly old sod but I always feel sad the day I look up from my garden and the swifts have gone for another year.
Today was that day.
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If I’m not half a stone lighter by 3pm I’ll want to know why.
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For speed I tried microwaving my porridge.
In completely unrelated news, does anyone know how to clean a microwave?
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@BladeoftheS
The Tories don’t care about immigration, and probably secretly recognise the need for it.
But they know it’ll appeal to their half-witted racist supporters.
It’s all about staying in power.
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Somehow I’ve got red wine with fish. I feel like a Bond villain.
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I’m enjoying a lovely bunch of grapes before dinner.
Well, they were grapes before someone picked them and turned them into wine.
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It was wonderful to catch up with the amazing
@jhazan
over a glass of the ‘94.
He took me to a toilet for coffee afterwards.
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I’m home and confirm I’m now 40% human being, 30% pizza, and 30% tiramisù.
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