Simon H
@FreelanceCynic
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Trying to be more like Mister Rogers and less like Mr Burns. Rollercoaster geek. Theatre Kid who never got to go to camp. Ex-Pentecostal Christian #Gay
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So. Gays. When Y'all choose to be gay?
For me it was a beautiful spring day and I just thought, "You know what, I really want to disappoint my parents, offend my church, limit my options, lose my rights, live in fear of homophobic abuse, be afraid to hold my partner's hand...
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I have trimmed the beard but may have gone a bit too far with it...
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God damn it l feel confident, sexy and happy today.
Yesterday was a very good day.
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The "I've got my boyfriend's/husband's cold" grumpy thirst tweet
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Pride outfit.
I know this is pretty tame compared to a lot of you but it's the queerest I've ever looked and I'm feeling very proud.
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Craving attention and I'm trying to keep my threads profile less thirsty!
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Ok, so I got in my head about posting thirst photos on here for a long time because it felt like I was being judged for it.
But screw it, sometimes I like how I look and it deserves attention.
So here's a moody thirst photo in my hue bulbs sexiest pink.
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So according to
@Beardynoise
you're only a pro photographer If you show Pit.
So... Here you go I guess!
Am I a pro-now?
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Hell yeah, work out done and back to a reasonable jogging speed.
I'm proud of me.
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Office casual post haircut pic.
Everything is tight and stylish!
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Photo of a sweaty
#hairy
#gay
guy in short running shorts, for the gays at the back.
#thirsttrap
#bearsoftwitter
#bear
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Blatant thirst trap, complete with belly, cos why the fuck not.
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#bristolpride
got me feeling as tired as if I drank all night.
I'm teetotal and was in bed by midnight.
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Forgive the mirror selfie, but I think I'm doing a great job at being a cute, sexy fucker at the moment.
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No way near enough people in my circle to justify worse stuff than I already post here yet. Still space for another 120.
Reply to be included!
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Feeling like I'm nailing the whole handsome dad thing today. Rare feeling. Will own it.
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You know what, I'll let this old school one win for now.
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This has blown up far more than a 1am photo of some chest hair has deserved.
You're all very sweet and horny. Thank you.
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#Polyamory
is weird.
I have a husband literally in my house and a boyfriend a short car ride away. I'm really lucky and really loved.
But I also have a boyfriend who's currently in Australia, and who I won't get to see again, 1-on-1, for weeks,
And the ache inside me is huge
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I've been doing 50+ more push ups (almost) every day for about 3 months now, and while I can't really see the difference in this wonderful place when my shirts are harder to button ip over my chest than my stomach.
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@WholesomeMeme
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Twitter, I am not doing well today.
My parents have made it very clear that they love me but clearly find this whole "polyamory" thing, a step too far and are confused and ashamed by it.
We will "talk" when I go home this weekend.
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Finally home after 4 days at the fringe and exhausted! How do people last a whole month there?
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6 years ago this man came into my life like my very own (gently grumpy) ray of sunshine and from that day on I have endless photos of me smiling. 1 year ago we tied the knot pirate style and my smiles got even bigger.
Happy anniversary Graham
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Morning twitter. I lay down too soon after my bath last night.
How are all of you
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All of you putting on extra layers and turning the heating on whereas I'm here wondering if I should open a window soon....
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10 years ago today this man kissed me in the park, on a bright June day.
5 years ago today he dressed as a pirate to marry me.
And today he is still here, loving me, supporting me, and helping me to grow.
I am who I am because of him.
Love you so much
@MrGJohnson
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Always feel about 10% sexier in this shirt.
(Previously seen in my profile picture)
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Today is the third anniversary of accidentally discovering I was Polyamorous. I'm an incredibly lucky guy with 2 very sexy men in my life.
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Lovely evening with both my men.
Now, very tired and ready to go to sleep though.
Night all
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Went to a competitive cocktail making work social last night.
I don't drink, but I think licking the alcohol off my fingers after each round may have been enough to destroy me.
So knackered today I could sleep for another week.
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Getting slowly back into jogging has reminded me I enjoy it a lot more when I set micro goals over macro ones.
"I'll jog to the corner" is much more satisfying and rewarding than saying "I'll jog for 10 minutes" and failing.
Now, I just need to apply that to my whole life.
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First social media post to the most recent. (About 18 years apart.
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I am in a room with my husband and his two boyfriends, one of whom is also my boyfriend, and this is very lovely but also very full of emotions.
Polyamory is a challenging, rewarding, confusing life.
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One of the unexpected perks of contact lenses is I can now do that thing every one else does when they try my glasses on...
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About to go in the shop I've been banned from since I was 11. Let's see what happens.
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@bit_of_this_
Do we have to have watched every only fans star to be part of gay culture now? I need to clean out my calendar!
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Me making the slightest bit of effort to look nice in the office for a change.
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The reactions to this are so astoundingly ignorant it's almost funny.
It is so hard to see one's own privilege, but that so few people seem to have ever even tried is petrifying.
Middle-class privilege is exists
Male privilege exists
Straight privilege exists
Western privilege exists
Able-bodied privilege exists
Almost nobody questions that these things give people advantages. But white privilege gets special treatment.
There should be a term for that.🤔
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Sadly the weather wasn't right for the shorts but the carebear shirt gets to come out for pride today.
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@WJClark4
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@wesstreeting
I mean, no though right? A very small but vocal minority of that population are worried about their rights based on misleading stories and poor science.
The vast majority of women have no problem with trans women as the recent stats clearly show.
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