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Michael C. Bryan

@MikeCBryan

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Writer // Actor // Comedian

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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@RealLyndaCarter He’s a revelation in Santa Clarita Diet!
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Michael C. Bryan
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@NuclearMAGALady We want your response to his response you're lying.
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Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@voguemagazine You mean jeans and a T-shirt. Wow. Mind-boggling.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
2 months
@druidDUDE I love that I'm watching this with the sound off, and all I can see is someone screaming in the most hysterical manner possible. It's great comedy.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@RussellHayward Hahaha - wait. WAIT. There's a doc about what happens in a gay sauna? Um...we have a LOT of SEX. Sorry to ruin the ending.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
5 years
Nice @MTA !!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 Gay Pride 50th Anniversary decals on subway cars!! Damn - you’re making me damn proud I’m actually 50!! 😂😂😂 #Love is #loveislove #GayPrideMonth
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Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@peacock Someone in marketing is getting a big, fat bonus this year.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
I was walking down Sunset, looking at the new poster for Fall of the House of Usher, and there is a photo of Bruce Greenwood with a shadow of a crow over his face, and I looked above and saw on the ledge of the billboard there was a live crow — staring at him. 😳 @flanaganfilm
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@coopercooperco The preview was a weird video game version of a movie. We’re just tired of these movies. Really tired.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@literald0g @voguemagazine HAHAHA - EXactly. They must keep these poor writers in a room and force them to not interact with society to write such hilarity. And people call me tone-deaf.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
2 months
@Variety It's a great movie. Sneaks up on you. Takes a bit to get it's footing, but once it does, it works.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
4 months
@TheCinesthetic Huh. She he had a sex change. I didn't know. Hello Ms. Del Toro.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@AIToolReport Oh, no! I’m falling behind! I better get going with AI program so it can come up with ideas that don’t make any sense that I couldn’t do with my own connection to consciousness! Hurry!
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Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@ATRightMovies THIS. IS. TRULY. FUCKING. AMAZING. Bravo on the split screen.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
Some people asked for all of the posters on Sunset Boulevard of the new sure fire hit coming soon. Here you go. It’s slays. #HouseOfUsher @netflix
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@milkyy_tweets "...ulterior motive." hahaha
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
6 months
@StephenKing Imaging taking the time to trademark the name Catturd. All you need to know, baby.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
8 months
@netflix You need to be flogged Netflix for spoiling the big reveal. You got some needy marketing exes over there.
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Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@RichardBroaddus @RealLyndaCarter The biggest travesty was there wasn’t another season!!
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
2 months
@CromFourWinds The "I have ADHD" people—self-diagnosis as a trend.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
7 months
@FilmUpdates SHE'S A BRILLIANT ACTOR. She's so good she makes me caps lock yell
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
8 months
@DavidRSoul Those of us who grew up with him (his many fans) are so grateful for all he shared. What a great life!!
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
6 months
@StreamOnMax @TheBatman I have never seen Colin Farrell collapse so fully into a character...until this one. He's transcendent.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@FilmUpdates Girl she owns Hollywood right now. Hell YES.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
6 years
So thrilled for @kenjeong and the @CrazyRichMovie Family. So many worked so hard for this movie and they deserve every moment. It’s wonderful to see. What a night to celebrate! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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Ken Jeong
6 years
“It’s not a movie, it’s a movement.” - @jonmchu
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
7 months
@amanpour @KO_Reis86 Yes, and they BOTH shined in the finale. No ego. Some of the best heart-wrenching acting I've seen from Foster and Kali rose to the challenge. True and real.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
4 months
@ThisisKaia It's never been about the money. It's that the stories are not 'emotional events'. Not just crash/bash/boom. They aren't EMOTIONALLY resonating with us. That's the bottom line. It's like they aren't made for us, the audience, but for the entertainment system.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
7 months
@unhealthytruth Lemme guess. You don't have any specific and detailed medical data from these specific people to prove your overly leading (and mean-spirited) claim...
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
10 years
@DisgracedBway Many, many weeks and many, many plays later and Disgraced is STILL ricocheting about in my mind. Theater with genuine teeth.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
5 months
@mrcarl_woodward I have friends who have produced it, so let's hope for the best and know that some are bitter, angry critics whose reviews are out for blood. It hasn't sunk unless future audiences decide it has. The actors have worked very hard to create something new.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@Variety We miss heart, emotion, and story connection from a humane level. We miss feeling something more than awe. Not all of us are hopped up on sugar and weed, battling puberty watching these spectacles.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
5 months
@ZeroStarReviews Ah. I get it. It's April Fools. Fools on April 1. Makes sense now. Phew! I actually thought this person might think they were making legitimately insightful comments. That was scary for a second.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
5 years
@TommyBracco YOU are a class act!! Live you genuine love for your fans @bwaycon with @BwayPodNetwork - amazed at all the ❤️ you give!!!
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
4 months
@BeyondFest Thank you for posting a positive post about movies in the theater. Thank you for not doing a doomday scrolling about the “death of cinema”. You’re appreciated.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@HeylKatme There is no way to tell what this movie is going to be like from the previews. It could be extraordinary, or it could be awful. Tina Fey is what intrigues me!
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
4 months
@ashleysimpo I’m turning 60. Your 40s is the perfect decade. You’re in for the perfect perfect ride. Optimize it and be efficient with your time and everything is possible. I literally mean that. Surround yourself by people who push you and care for you. Ignore everyone else.
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Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@MuseZack Or, you know, you're just overacting, and everything is fine. It's like rain. It's okay.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
9 months
@mrbrianrowe Your four-panel post makes it clear who you think should win, but really, Cillian will. Bradley was posing except for the porch scene. That was brilliant acting.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@lizzo The most disturbing part of this tweet is the refusal of everyone to read this. At all. Like it's so hard to read it. I mean...
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
2 years
thanks to the new book Everybody Knows by @jordan_harper I’m coming back to trashy Twitter. For no other reason than to say this book should be banned in Hollywood - it gives away ALL our secrets. Fucking great stuff. Scary true. Can’t. Put. Down. #neonoir
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
3 months
@Variety I never quite got that. There’s so many places to find porn. Are they making that much money off of it on the backend? It’s a weird place to have porn.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
Tonight I had the great honor at @Outfest to see #arianddantemovie - it’s the loving, cathartic happy ending we ALL deserve! Really beautiful movie.
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Ari and Dante Updates
1 year
✨️ ¡El cast en la alfombra roja del Outfest en LA! — vía instagram de @/donnalisa00 #OutfestLA #Outfest #AriandDanteMovie
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Michael C. Bryan
9 months
@Variety It may be the most depressing and nihilist movie I've seen in years. Just what we need now. #Irony
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
7 months
@IssitaLopez @RollingStone Jodi Foster was spectacular in the finale. Truly spectacular.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@GennHutchison Many of us Gen X are now working in the industry because we saw movies that changed us, inspired us, and made us feel seen -- and we saw a lot of movies. I mean, a lot on all channels. We had Cinemax AND HBO, and they played a lot of varied movies.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
4 years
I realize many are glued to their TVs for the presidential debate. However, I have to add that Helen Reddy has died. Just now. Loved her so much. Bless her beautiful singing heart. #helenreddy
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
6 months
@EW Because there’s nothing to be offended about.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
10 months
@codymonster91 It’s none of that. It’s a great fantastic, psychosexual murder thriller. It’s just a great movie. It’s no deeper than that. There’s no dogma. There’s no ideology. It’s not shocking. It’s a great suspense story in the tradition of Patricia Highsmith and Harold Pinter. It’s not
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Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@FilmUpdates Try hard enough, and you can make anything 'elitist,' but if this headline was said by Russo, then this person doesn't like movies. A person who truly loves movies - which are a spiritual and emotional experience with community - would never, ever write that.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
10 months
@HollywoodHandle Chris Pine is fantastic and the music is meh, as is the story. It's like we all knew. Worth seeing in the theater, but honestly...I won't remember it. Nobody will.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
7 months
@luckyswell EXACTLY. THANK YOU.
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Michael C. Bryan
9 months
@Variety Need a hug Variety? Someone was triggered...
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@DVNJr All an illusion. No flooding; not an island.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
7 months
@2MeURPurfect AGREED - so fascinating
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
11 months
@Variety Wonderful piece, and may I quote the last 10 producers in Los Angeles I met after I wrote an award-winning period piece that does just this: "HJonestly I just want to make money, and I can't see this making money." So...there's that. #WeAreWritingThem #TheyWontMakeThem
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
7 months
@mrcarl_woodward While not exactly news, it's great he's speaking up.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
4 months
@Variety I have one. Many of us do. But the guardians at your gate won’t let us in. It’s not about whether or not there are original stories. It’s about whether or not all other people that guard you and are making money off of you will allow us through. And read our work. Bottom line.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
8 years
Debbie Reynolds died of a broken heart. Pure and simple. Go into Gods arms. What a time. 😥😥😥
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@TomCruise Love your devotion to the theatrical experience! It’s truly fantastic.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@MichaelMatteoRo No person in their right mind who knows anything about movies would call Michael Ironside an underrated villain. He's still The King (and only in his early-70s). Hire him again, Hollywood Directors.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
6 years
@ed_solomon I told you I liked your shoes at the start of @austinfilmfest and tonight at the screening of your epic Bill & Ted you literally gave me them. You’re amazing. #fellownewyorkers
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Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@pqdres Tonight's episode deserved an Emmy.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@DEADLINE Legit genius. Bravo!
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
8 years
Out working a charity event with this crazy, wonderful guy! #DancingClassrooms 💥💥🙏🙏👏🏾👏🏾👏🏼👏🏼
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@theweeknd @HBO @StreamOnMax It's a great show! Hypnotic, dirty, fun, scandalous, and it's got that dangerous 80s/90s synthesizer vibe of the 'secrets behind Hollywood doors' that's so wild to watch. Big fan!
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
2 months
@AlphaKironde @Akumabat Random sex scenes? Oh. How...awful.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
3 months
@memilies Oh but the zany hetero gay humor is so funny. Brah's high af drinking their Celsius in the movies saying, 'That shit was so gay' on the way home after because, you know, it's okay because it's straight dudes and they're not gay, so it's okay. Oh those zany straight guys.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
10 months
@AdriCaporusso That movie has nothing to do with Bradley Cooper. It’s Cate Blanchett. He’s fine. She’s revelatory.
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Michael C. Bryan
2 months
@mattogoofingoff No, generalizing did.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
7 months
@cher I worked in a video store when this was released on VHS. It was the only movie everyone brought back and said, "I fucking love this movie. It's perfect." And they were right. It is perfect. Brava on having achieved movie perfection in your lifetime.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
6 years
My conversation with writer/director Paul Schrader is now live via the very fine folks @finaldraftinc and @A24 , produced by @kala_guess . So grateful to have the time to talk with a truly great man and brilliant artist. Link in my bio. #Filmmaking #screenwriting #halloffame
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
8 months
@DaveVescio "Georgia O'Keeffe Had An Orgasm"
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
6 years
Congratulations to Paul Schrader for his critics choice award win. It’s very well-deserved. Check out my conversation with him on the podcast with @finaldraftinc . Link in bio. #paulschrader @FirstReformed @A24
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Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@cher Oh we in LA are ready!!!!
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Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@therealsupes I haven’t seen the film yet, yet this feels like an incredibly weighted diatribe about another silly superhero movie.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
2 years
The Whale is an absolutely stunning movie. It’s a sublime and compassionate story and that ending absolutely took my breath away. Absolutely fantastic.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
5 years
Renée Zellweger is amazing in @JudyTheFilm - some of these queens that are saying she’s not Judy Garland. Give it a break. She’s not trying to be Judy Garland. Let it go. 🙄
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
8 years
Amazing pilot from @leedanielsent for the new show Star! What a show! Hit, hit, hit. #PaleyLive #StarFox
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
5 months
@storyandplot Yeah, here’s a great story for you. Saw it when I came out in the theater the first weekend. And the moment Christopher Reeve stood up and said he’s fighting for truth and justice and the American way the theater erupted for literally two minutes and we couldn’t hear the dialogue
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
4 months
@SoVeryBritish You forgot to add to your post the words “what is the best response for the region in which you live?“
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Michael C. Bryan
6 years
The @austinfilmfest truly is a magical place. I have never met so many beautiful people focused on connecting with others in such authentic ways. I feel so alive! #aff25 is what it means to write and create from clarity and purpose. Fantastic! 🙏🏻❤️🙏🏻
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@AppleFilms @ParamountPics I’m already excited!!
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@americanamemes We, like, literally know nothing because, you know, this is nothing.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
2 months
@AliasCane @JoyceCarolOates And: you are not broken. Love, a 60-year-old man who was molested at 9 and then a homeless sex worker after his parents kicked him out for being gay at 14. I turned tricks for years. Your heart has scar tissue, and it’s beautiful. Lovable. Perfect.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
8 months
@jzux That's so not him doing the backflips you can tell with the editing. But okay.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
6 years
Having an amazing time @austinfilmfest with @NetworkISA and @TableRead - especially @ed_solomon on his panels - mans knows his stuff. So good! 💪🏻🙏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
8 years
New hair cut. Out with the old I say. NOW is all we got!! 💥💥💥🙏🙏🙏 #writerslife #letmeentertainyou #hollywood
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@worldofreel When is it opening?
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
5 months
@mrcarl_woodward Good luck with that. The system is rigged, and people who are rich off of it will never, ever allow it to change. Ever. Simply the facts.
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Michael C. Bryan
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Michael C. Bryan
5 months
I’ve never done this, but I’m gonna ask this platform for some help right now. I’ve been feeling down today because for three years since moving to LA I’ve been trying to make my mark as an artist and it’s the same thing every day. Groundhogs Day. I feel very down. Any advice?
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@MileyCyrus I know the unspoken rule on social is we must agree with others' opinions, or we're 'wrong,' but it's curious how this song doesn't have the thrill and life behind her 'younger' days music. There's a fantastic danger in that music. This? Meditate. Okay. Fascinating.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
1 year
@MickLaSalle Love to hear this!
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
7 months
@CriticalOverlo3 @DEADLINE I just saw it. Not remotely. At all.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
8 years
Amazing shoot last year in the Cannes award winning new series The Big T! We had a blast! #Webseries #Cannes2016
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
5 months
@HelloCullen I saw it when it came out. It was shocking. Take Off With Us caused the theater to go into a stunned silence. Jessica Lange as Death, the finale dance numbers, the repetition "showtime!", the TRUE NYC of 1979. It's genius, misunderstood at the time, today: stunning.
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Michael C. Bryan
4 months
@Variety The best part is, he owns the rights to this so when it hits, he’s gonna get all the money which is what he deserves for taking such a big swing.
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@MikeCBryan
Michael C. Bryan
5 months
@ShaneM_Anderson You could die reading this. Literally, stop posting - go do. Love, a 60-year-old.
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