@AndrewChamings
Exec: But who's the villain?
Creator: It's a blue version of himself.
Exec: I don't know.
Creator: With a skull for a face.
Exec: Stop drilling you struck oil!
A comm by
@SugarboyHorse
of my zebra fellow.
Moe here is the owner of the Four Course Island resort and spa. Quote a lucrative business that caters to all sorts of clientele. He often see's to special guests personally.
Osferth, Lord of D'eremore is an owlbear who's seen quite a lot. But that doesn't mean he can't let loose once in a while and enjoy the company of other adventurers. Why not join him for a drink and a story or two?
A great pic done by
@GalvinWolf
Beware, brave adventurers. Gnolls may seem like easy prey but there are some out there more than capable of making a meal out of you.
A commission by
@lizard_soup
of my gnoll Grunarr of Hookfang.
@TheSocietyDude
@thefatdrake
“When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
― C.S. Lewis
@letsgoayo
"When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
C.S. Lewis
@carolaverygrant
Sam Raimi spiderman really nailed how terrible being spiderman was. Peter's life would have been great if he could just stop being spiderman.
The Professional clan has spread itself all across the Kalridian continent. While some, like Boxcar, have found a niche in pit fighting, others have found more laid back vocations. Pinter Professional here makes a plump living as a sorcerer and composer.
Comm by
@lizard_soup
@lukamaru
If you want a good story about a boy with a scar on his face that goes off to wizard school and fulfills a great destiny just read The Wizard of Earthsea.
@DingDongVG
I don't wanna deal with this. I'll have my snake do it.
I don't wanna deal with this. I'll have my snake do it.
I don't wanna deal with this. I'll have my snakes do it.
@GatorsDaily
I remember Steve Irwin saying that noise the baby gator is making is a call for their mother to come and kill whatever is bothering the baby.
A wonderful commission done by
@lizard_soup
of my Owlbear. Osferth here is lord of his own keep and has retired from a life of adventuring. He still finds time to keep up with his sword skills and train new recruits to his band. After his tea, of course.
@paprbckparadise
"It is I who have the longest sword!" Screamed Jeremiah Lengthyblade. His blade was indeed longer than all the others.
"It's not fair," pouted Nathaniel Shortchange. "This cold weather makes a long sword impossible."
"Not for me," Boasted Lengthyblade.
@Kinto_M
@xarinatan
@lighghtmusic
@HyPerRifiC
"Now what we have here is what might be the first appearance of a human penis on a horse body to be comissioned. Have you any idea what it might be worth?"
"Well, my grandfather got this done for around 80 dollars"
"At auction this would fetch 10'000 dollars"
"Oh my."
@PatStaresAt
Kiryu: So why don't you go over there? the restaurant has a bathroom.
Pat: you don't understand! That one's dirty!
Kiryu: but plenty of people use the hotel one.
Pat: I don't need to get into this! Just get me there quick or my girlfriend will never let me hear the end of it!
My new owlbear fellow. Purchased from
@yiyani_
. I'm thinking something along the lines of a retired warrior who now commands a large estate and fortress. He enjoys having adventurers as guests and is happy to offer aide when needed. Still haven't got a name for him yet/
@jamespmcleod
@silverwuffamute
My first thought when I heard about how long it took them to inform anyone about the situation was that they were worried it was one of their own that had gone rogue.
@jaredchase
@DashWallkick
@CranBoonitz
Because afterwards both parties rush into the kitchen, stark naked, grasping for water while hiding their faces from one another.
@paprbckparadise
Derfel drove the tip of the blade into the dark lords chest
"At last, fiend! Your end is ni-what the."
Both he and the dark lord shared an awkward look as his obsidian armor flew from his body.
"Err..this is awkward" Derfel stammered, looking at the evil ones hot bod.
@thenicoleham
SOCIAL DISTANCING. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO SOCIAL DISTANCE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORDS SOCIAL DISTANCING WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE...
@PeachSaliva
I feel like were anyone else to try and date Paige it would be like trying to coax a really ornery possum our of the rib cage of a skeleton.
@robuttschei
did up a wonderful picture of my skunk gal.
Cassia Ostara is a priestess for a chaos god. She excels at healing adventurers. It seems her church has been getting extra food donations lately but she won't let a little thing like her weight stop her from helping.
@CaseyExplosion
You dobt have to work for us. Just uproot your family, your life, your meager security, put it all at risk and go out in the hopes of finding something better. Or stay with us and suffer cause we're the only game in town and you know it.
@BitsHammer
People always think they'll be Lord Humongous when in fact they'd be the skull mounted on the front of the car ten minutes into the apocalypse.
@LitterboxComics
Whenever I see my nephews and their sick I always think of a Bloodborne enemy that waves a torch in front of them and screams "Plague ridden rat!"
@CassieCeleste
Let's not forget that she allowed Arnold to take his helmet off on Pluto. Why would she have allowed that unless she KNEW he'd be okay?!
@azathotic
@PatStaresAt
Hotel Manager: What? Not you again! No way! Not after last time!
Pat: Looks like we'll have to try another place!
Kiryu: What did you do?
Pat: Nevermind that! I know a hotel just a few blocks away. Hurry! I can't hold out much longer!
Kiryu: ...
@AngriestPat
I can't imagine anyone at Umbrella would be happy with the G-virus
"We can't sell this! Damnit Birkin! We just wanted you to find a way to make muscle tissue more efficient. How did you manage to get giant eyeballs out of that?!"
A wonderful commission done by
@TheBeardlyBen
of Revza, my gnoll wizard. She left her clan to pursue her dreams of becoming a wizard. This was accomplished by bothering every magic user she could find until someone agreed to teach her.