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@MightyKraken

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He/Him. I write weird and stupid stuff in an attempt to be creative. Furry stuff posted on occasion so be warned. 18+ No minors!

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2 years
Grunarr is always ready to help out.
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@CrispyPorkBoi rendered up a nice shot of a typical game of dnd for me. Players won't know what hit em!
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@AndrewChamings Exec: But who's the villain? Creator: It's a blue version of himself. Exec: I don't know. Creator: With a skull for a face. Exec: Stop drilling you struck oil!
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A comm by @SugarboyHorse of my zebra fellow. Moe here is the owner of the Four Course Island resort and spa. Quote a lucrative business that caters to all sorts of clientele. He often see's to special guests personally.
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A commission from @wolfandbearr of my gnoll Grunarr of Hookfang. He can be quite accommodating to guests that play along.
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@pleas4nt @kaitave_ Click on it enough and maybe they'll say something funny.
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Osferth, Lord of D'eremore is an owlbear who's seen quite a lot. But that doesn't mean he can't let loose once in a while and enjoy the company of other adventurers. Why not join him for a drink and a story or two? A great pic done by @GalvinWolf
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Beware, brave adventurers. Gnolls may seem like easy prey but there are some out there more than capable of making a meal out of you. A commission by @lizard_soup of my gnoll Grunarr of Hookfang.
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I done been hossified! by @SugarboyHorse He did a great job
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@TheSocietyDude @thefatdrake “When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.” ― C.S. Lewis
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Osferth taking some time to observe a training of new recruits. A birthday gift from @CrispyPorkBoi
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@letsgoayo "When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.” C.S. Lewis
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@TweetPotato314 @Muttontastic Welcome to Super Hell. I'm the Super Devil. Why do you have two pitchforks? Is one for your bofriend?
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@carolaverygrant Sam Raimi spiderman really nailed how terrible being spiderman was. Peter's life would have been great if he could just stop being spiderman.
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The Professional clan has spread itself all across the Kalridian continent. While some, like Boxcar, have found a niche in pit fighting, others have found more laid back vocations. Pinter Professional here makes a plump living as a sorcerer and composer. Comm by @lizard_soup
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@lukamaru If you want a good story about a boy with a scar on his face that goes off to wizard school and fulfills a great destiny just read The Wizard of Earthsea.
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@Jokeb0i I've never understood why she needs to deflect bullets if she can literally tear a tank apart with her bare hands.
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1 year
Imagine this guy coming over and deciding what's for dinner.
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2 years
@DingDongVG I don't wanna deal with this. I'll have my snake do it. I don't wanna deal with this. I'll have my snake do it. I don't wanna deal with this. I'll have my snakes do it.
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5 years
@Kafzeil @Delafina777 Trivial Kombat!! POINTLESS VICTORY!!
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@TheStuffOfMemes They're just trying to work out the kinks...
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5 years
@SarahCAndersen Don't worry, author. I'll make that dragon and that sheriff kiss!
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4 years
@GatorsDaily I remember Steve Irwin saying that noise the baby gator is making is a call for their mother to come and kill whatever is bothering the baby.
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A wonderful commission done by @lizard_soup of my Owlbear. Osferth here is lord of his own keep and has retired from a life of adventuring. He still finds time to keep up with his sword skills and train new recruits to his band. After his tea, of course.
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@paprbckparadise "It is I who have the longest sword!" Screamed Jeremiah Lengthyblade. His blade was indeed longer than all the others. "It's not fair," pouted Nathaniel Shortchange. "This cold weather makes a long sword impossible." "Not for me," Boasted Lengthyblade.
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@Kinto_M @xarinatan @lighghtmusic @HyPerRifiC "Now what we have here is what might be the first appearance of a human penis on a horse body to be comissioned. Have you any idea what it might be worth?" "Well, my grandfather got this done for around 80 dollars" "At auction this would fetch 10'000 dollars" "Oh my."
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2 years
@MuldiTheKobold Resort belly!
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@PatStaresAt Kiryu: So why don't you go over there? the restaurant has a bathroom. Pat: you don't understand! That one's dirty! Kiryu: but plenty of people use the hotel one. Pat: I don't need to get into this! Just get me there quick or my girlfriend will never let me hear the end of it!
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@GatorsDaily And then covered him in little orbs?
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3 years
@CaseyExplosion Rooty tooty low res shooty.
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5 years
@TheGallowBoob @TwTach Oh boomer works because it implies they are irrelevant, that their time has passed.
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3 years
My new owlbear fellow. Purchased from @yiyani_ . I'm thinking something along the lines of a retired warrior who now commands a large estate and fortress. He enjoys having adventurers as guests and is happy to offer aide when needed. Still haven't got a name for him yet/
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@CaseyExplosion them rules of nature.
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@Kekeflipnote Yeah, cause naked bodies never appear in any art ever...
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@PatStaresAt Kiryu: This guy has a girlfriend? I guess there really is someone for everyone.
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@JustinMcElroy 'Reeeee' could go.
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4 years
@jamespmcleod @silverwuffamute My first thought when I heard about how long it took them to inform anyone about the situation was that they were worried it was one of their own that had gone rogue.
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@omically Don't forget newspapers.
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@GatorsDaily You were bitten by spiderman?
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@jaredchase @DashWallkick @CranBoonitz Because afterwards both parties rush into the kitchen, stark naked, grasping for water while hiding their faces from one another.
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@CaseyExplosion @9_volt_ I just have this image of you sitting and turning to stone.
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2 years
@paprbckparadise Derfel drove the tip of the blade into the dark lords chest "At last, fiend! Your end is ni-what the." Both he and the dark lord shared an awkward look as his obsidian armor flew from his body. "Err..this is awkward" Derfel stammered, looking at the evil ones hot bod.
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@thenicoleham SOCIAL DISTANCING. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO SOCIAL DISTANCE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORDS SOCIAL DISTANCING WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE...
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5 years
@PeachSaliva I feel like were anyone else to try and date Paige it would be like trying to coax a really ornery possum our of the rib cage of a skeleton.
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@robuttschei did up a wonderful picture of my skunk gal. Cassia Ostara is a priestess for a chaos god. She excels at healing adventurers. It seems her church has been getting extra food donations lately but she won't let a little thing like her weight stop her from helping.
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4 years
@NottinghamOtter @Samael101 The pathfinder Gnoll, I feel, is pretty fair.
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@CaseyExplosion You dobt have to work for us. Just uproot your family, your life, your meager security, put it all at risk and go out in the hopes of finding something better. Or stay with us and suffer cause we're the only game in town and you know it.
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@gothfemme @CaseyExplosion I thought s was "s'bout time i backed up".
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4 years
@Kekeflipnote My father grew up on a farm and as such mosquito's no longer bother him. I can't even process such a mutant power.
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@WoolieWoolz Why does Superman have that machine?
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@streeterfightin There's no way he's gonna be able to do a thir-OOF!
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5 years
@PeachSaliva @WoolieWoolz *Pat gets home* Paige, I'm home. *Megalovania starts to play* ...Merde
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@PeachSaliva @PatStaresAt I can't fight Doc Oc with these prolapsed web shooters!
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5 years
@DionicioRT @AngriestPat @PeachSaliva Dark Souls would like a word with you.
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2 years
@Orbitaldropkick Ah for the days when the internet was not a place for corporations but for the human soul to roam untethered
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5 years
@AngriestPat Strong words from a man that needs to use them to reach the top shelf.
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3 years
@cricketkisses @PaulMcIcedTea Which means that all of Santa's reindeer would be gals.
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@BitsHammer People always think they'll be Lord Humongous when in fact they'd be the skull mounted on the front of the car ten minutes into the apocalypse.
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@KisekiEnjoyer Was this before or after he skeletonized a man in a wheelchair?
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@LitterboxComics Whenever I see my nephews and their sick I always think of a Bloodborne enemy that waves a torch in front of them and screams "Plague ridden rat!"
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@MattMcMuscles Father, I wish to throw the sanic bewm.
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4 years
@JustinMcElroy The doctors all dressed like chef Boyardee and giving the ok symbol.
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@JustinMcElroy @DocCurm I first read that as 'pursuer' and had an image of your great uncle following the ship in a canoe.
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@PeachSaliva @JustySilverman @2gay2lift @HuggbeesTV How you gonna live a life with only two boobs?
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4 years
@CassieCeleste Let's not forget that she allowed Arnold to take his helmet off on Pluto. Why would she have allowed that unless she KNEW he'd be okay?!
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@JustinMcElroy Just cut open that Twinkie egg sack and let em slorsh into your bowl.
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@streeterfightin You're 120 years too late Megaman!
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@HorseOffical They all seem to have a "yeah, we do this, so what?" Vibe about them.
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@Hi_ImJohnathan @PatStaresAt I thought it was because they started with B
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@kogotsuchidark You may laugh, but there are some freakishly sharp and heavy books out there.
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@bdproctor @vexwerewolf I'm trying to figure out what Dril did that caused Apollo to spit in his mouth.
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@azathotic @PatStaresAt Hotel Manager: What? Not you again! No way! Not after last time! Pat: Looks like we'll have to try another place! Kiryu: What did you do? Pat: Nevermind that! I know a hotel just a few blocks away. Hurry! I can't hold out much longer! Kiryu: ...
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@streeterfightin Guile can't do it when people are watching.
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@CaseyExplosion We dont need billionaires. We need a billion airs so stop burning the amazon!
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@Railith @PatStaresAt @PeachSaliva The bonus panel must zoom out to show it was Paige.
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@AngriestPat For someone that hates wine you sure do it a lot.
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@AngriestPat I can't imagine anyone at Umbrella would be happy with the G-virus "We can't sell this! Damnit Birkin! We just wanted you to find a way to make muscle tissue more efficient. How did you manage to get giant eyeballs out of that?!"
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4 years
@weeaboo @CaseyExplosion I work in a library and I hate publishers so much!
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2 years
@Orbitaldropkick I have a barbarian in my group who wanted to be able to be based on dexterity rather than strength and I said sure.
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1 year
A wonderful commission done by @TheBeardlyBen of Revza, my gnoll wizard. She left her clan to pursue her dreams of becoming a wizard. This was accomplished by bothering every magic user she could find until someone agreed to teach her.
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@Gaogaodino @Coelasquid Trish is just MOOTHER!!
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