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09.02.24 "𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙡 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙙𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨."
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Not the Balloon man popping his chain from the back whilst he’s fighting and running off 😂 the fastgas mafia really are scumbags
Guy gets beat up in front of the entire crowd and then tries to play it off by dancing...
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Taking your top of at rave in UK is one big whhhhhhhyyyyyy cos why you shirtless around bare man
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You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
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Only 12 days till payday mate! don't worry!!!
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Bruv if im on your fucking close friends storys you better be doing drugs or something sexy i fucking ain't clicking the green circle to see a steering wheel story fuck off
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I’m voting for whoever brings back 10 decks of fags
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Paradise Vegas? Some of You lot can't even afford a cab home from 93
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The problem with drinking like once every four months is one guiness and I would really like 7 grams of powder and 8 brasses even though I'm on a date
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Sunglasses ON 😎
Vape FULLY CHARGED ⚡
Top OFF 🚫
iPhone 14 Pro Max - Recording Shuffling Circles 🔌🔝🔌
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Nah mum i swear i was just drinking at Fabric
electron microscope image of a deep ocean worm
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Dropping a pinger at 5:30am:
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Imagine putting a boohoo man tracksuit in your shopping basket like yh that's cold
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Could never work in an office again what do you mean as per my last email come round the corner
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@_BreenHU
Sorry mate the title doesn't rhyme or sound like a radio jingle so you'll have to do a new one
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@Rosieadamss1
To stand absolutely still and record videos they will never watch back??? Duh????
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Somewhere in northwest london right now there's someone with a puffer jacket over a tech fleece with a wooly hat on
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So basically I think I've worked out why the tiktok broccoli hair dri fit cloud monster lot are so weird, they literally ONLY go to big scale events and skipped going out normal clubbing cos of lockdown so they don't really know how to meet and socialise more than a highschooler
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Large up everyone on a fat comedown at work, remember Tuesdays ALWAYS worse 😎
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All the new gen ravers when you leave your house in just a white vest add a Gucci pouch do your parents not say anything does your old man just spud you and say das bro?
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One Year Alcohol free today
Ain't gonna start climbing mountains or preaching sober is the way acting like I've got all the answers, if you catch me at obeach having a niff with a strawberry daiquiri mind your beeswax
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I wonder how much packet is being called in right this second
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Someone needs to make a really good tiktok about the importance keeping your top on in a rave
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Been talking to a ting for like a month now tells me she's going Lovejuice today, Blocked
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Made my own one before old girl starts to do the numbers:
3 Holidays
2 Phones
4 Jobs
And a whole lot of laughter and fun 💘
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No one:
Every girl in the whole world on there insta story ever at one point (usually a bubble bath background) :
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If i was a car all my warning lights would be on
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Me at the cash point drawing 40 quid out at 11pm on a weeknight outside O’Neill’s:
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Can't believe people pay money to go see d block Europe absolutely spins my head
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Get some friends g??? drunk out your head on your ones ain't a real life motive 😭😭😭
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All you lot what don't like mushrooms drink Vodka and Coke on a night out
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One like and ill sniff a fat line of mandy and ask half of tent 4 too add me on Facebook
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If you voted paprika over prawn cocktail, cheam park 4pm bring all your boys
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I think people concentrate too much on looking like there having fun than actually having fun, some of my best times were not very aesthetic at all
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Fucking get me off your private story if its gonna be a drake tune with a video of the cunting steering wheel have a bump or something
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Said it before but the young gen tech house DJs are too pally pally with eachother whatever happened to telling your mate there a warm up dj and that’s all they will ever be good for or there tunes sound good on mute 😂just pure flame emojis 🔥on bang average tracks fuck off 👎
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Think I've just patterned a Press Pass for Paradise @ Drumsheds !!!
biggest shoot to date...
🥺😮💨😁
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Me when someone plays MK Burning for the 9 millionth time in my life:
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Zara Perfume
McDonald's Coke is nicer than other Coke
Craving a nandos
Ibiza
Weatherspoons
Pineapple Pizza
Brunch
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Bring back £35 pound first release festival tickets
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The bookings are flying in 🥺 I'm finally good at something apart from talking loudly 🥺
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I do 2cbs and Geebs In hackney marshes next to a fat sub
I’m deeping how everyone does the same thing, party, shisha, cocktails etc life is soooooo boring
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Me trying to move to a bird at Sunday afters at 10am:
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@georgedavis_0
Polyester Nike tracksuits on running creps tops off phones up and absolutely no dancing, can't beat it
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How can girls chat so much breeze about eachother then be bum chum pals after its bare scum mate I won't have it I'm calling people out 📣📣📣
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⚠️ Mens Cargos with cuffed bottoms are the REAL pandemic! ⚠️
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I'm memorising the whole of the Selfridge's rental page you man are getting caught in 4K 🎥
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Throw a few dumbbells around and suddenly life's worth living it's mad
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My bed is so warm, but someone's got to mix these packs and potions I guess 😴😴😴
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Ill have you know im actually in my late 20s
Mad how many young guys like early 20s have serious substance abuse issues with drugs or bevvy and it’s just overlooked cos it’s so normal now 🤯
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Got my first proper corporate booking today no onts onts or take a pic of me n my boy 👈😎
Just 👔👞📊🖱️
🤞🤞🤞
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got another 35+ years might aswell enjoy it, I qualified as a plumber at 28 and after a month I released I hated every second and was only doing it for the money
There's always time always, do whatever your soul desires put your all into it and learn a bit of marketing
r u allowed to decide u dont like your career and u want a totally different one even if youre 28 lol
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Oh to be a Chinese exchange student in Shoreditch dripped out in lv and Dior head to toe not a care in the world
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As much as dri fit Dan and the tiktok mob are cringing you out, you was was once cutting rug to MK in Blazers, CP Remembers
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Is rats that tune is fat still ok or was that banned with dri-fit, I haven't got this year's rave rulebook yet
Shouting oiii or fuck off when a tune drops is as bad as woop there it is to be fair shut up man
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life can really feel like an uphill battle even if you don't know me and your struggling don't ever be afraid to message me ive been there ive lost friends i dont have all the answers but i will always listen and help you find a way love yas xxx (2/2)
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I promise no one in thier whole life ever cared that you announced you was taking a break from social media
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Can't believe so much hate for dancing😂🤭 you lot stay hating sucking your lost Marys standing still occasional arm raise and recording every drop for your ig story, thats a proper night out 💯👊
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Just managed to secure a new job after a strenuous interview on the fattest comedown of my life believe achieve badderz uckers you shall recieve 😁💘
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Got a lot more than just a lollipop and a spray from the Toilet Lady in Dawn 🦊
What’s the craziest thing that’s happened to you at an afterparty?! 🤪
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Geebs
Sky Vegas
Not Paying back my tick
Secret to life
• Something to love
• Something to do
• Something to look forward to
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These are the seats you get with that Wowcher 99 pound holiday deal
#easyjet
beats
@Ryanair
to have backless seats.
@IATA
@EASA
this is flight 2021 Luton to Geneva. How can this be allowed.
@GeneveAeroport
@easyJet_press
@easyJet
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One of my goals as a photographer was to get my work into a magazine newspaper or a physical print this year, it's only a baby step but it happened without me even knowing, it's the small victories and little wins that stack up to big things ⛹️💜
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Just dropped the bench bar on my neck and started chocking and was saved by a girl absolute scenes bruv 😓😓😓
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Not a phone in sight just people living in the moment taking in a good set!!!
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Don't you hate it when you roll to the shubz and they try tell a man
no hats ⛔ no hoods ⛔ ?
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@Pinero_SCN
You know in big 2020 someone would actually complain and sue if there was no wet floor sign😭
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There’s more recruitment agents than actual jobs I’m sure of it
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"in not doing a bump that big it'll send me"
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How come your good clothes go missing but your everlast tank top always makes it back too the wardrobe no matter what
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Did no one get the memo about dancing at Enzo at 93 I ain't even seeing a single head bop, put your phone away talk to a stranger let loose peel tiktok out your brain
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