Robbie Meriales
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Ano, Isko??! Campaign contributions, naging personal income mo? Tama ba dinig ko???
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Reporter: Sir, what activities do you have lined up soon?
BBM: Well, I’m flying to Phnom Penh…
R: Ah yes, the ASEAN summit. Ano po ang itinerary nyo dun?
B: I will try everything in their cuisine. After all, I love to travel.
R:
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I saw this table circulating, representing the difference in the confidential funds of the successive vice presidents.
THIS TABLE IS WRONG.
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My electric bill:
₱100 ($1.82) a day
I don’t have any more roof space to add more panels
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Senator
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The two islands at the ends of the San Juanico bridge, Samar & Leyte, are among the poorest in the country. Poverty incidence in Samar is 37%; in Leyte it’s 39.1%
The govt budgeted P80M to install special lighting. The year prior, the agriculture budget for Samar was P66.034M
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Hindi rin dapat ikamatay ni Archimedes Trajano ang pagtanong sa iyo sa entablado.
#inamokaampangitmo
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Kumikilos na ba ang vice president para sa disaster relief? Kasi yung dating vice president, hindi pa tumitila ang ulan, nakapag-mobilize na ng tao at nag-aasikaso na ng relief goods para tulungan ang mga nasalanta.
#masmagalingyungdati
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Subukan mo kayang pumila sa PGH OPD? 5am pa lang pumipila na ang mga tao dun para magpatingin sa doktor kahit hapon pa. Maraming taga-Cavite sa PGH pa pumupunta. Bakit? Kasi walang libreng ospital ang buong lalawigan ng Cavite na tatapat sa PGH
Jusko Mercury drug lang iniinda pa
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11:31am pa lang, pauwi ka na? Huuuy, magtrabaho ka naman, sayang pasweldo sa yo
Bilang regular user at nagbabayad sa
@NLEXexpressways
para mabilis kami makauwi, lagi na lang traffic lalo na pag weekends. Sayang lang bayad ng mga motorist. Hindi na express yon expressway.
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Kawawa naman si blengblong, no? Kahit ano’ng eskwela ang mag-champion sa UAAP o NCAA, hindi siya kasali sa celebration
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Oh this is so pathetic, Mr. Escudero, asking your wife to backpedal for you. Weak shit.
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Kapal ng mukha nitong hayup na ‘to
Ginawang watermark lang si Carlos Yulo
At next time, maglagay ka naman ng recent picture mo. Hindi yung thirty years and twenty kilos ago. Inamoka.
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On abortions, choices, and desperation
When I was in med school OB-GYN rotation, we went on duty every three days with the residents. We typically saw one or two abortions a day. The usual picture— single low-income woman in her 20s, with an unwanted pregnancy.
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You don’t use human fallibility as an excuse. You apologize properly then you clean up your shit
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May dalawang empleyado ako. Bukod sa sahod, humihingi ng dagdag pondo. P50k/month each, mas malaki pa sa sahod nila
“Para saan yung P50k a month?”
“Confidential po”
“Ano? Secret? Di ba dapat kong malaman?”
“Hindi”
At ang kapal. Wala pang 100 days sila sa trabaho. Fire ko na?
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Just saw a patient. A national athlete.
(No identifiers, not even the patient’s sport or chief complaint, to protect him from backlash.)
An ex-athlete friend of mine referred him to me. He and other ex-athletes pledged to pay for his medical care.
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This climate will likely get hotter. Do your part. Plant trees (got 6 in my small lot with the house). Skip that foreign trip this year & use the money for solar panels. They will cool down your house & the atmosphere & reduce your power bill (~P1,722 last month w full blast ACs)
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Truth be told, you pulled that twenty-peso figure out of thin air with ABSOLUTELY NO COMPUTATIONS, in a deceptive effort to pull in votes from the less-informed.
On April 17, 2022, the Partido Federal ng Pilipinas declared that their presidential candidate Bongbong Marcos
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The current Philippine president
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Final informal survey results, with 46,297 respondents
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Tangina nito, puta
BBM: “They don’t need my forgiveness, if they want it, I’ll give it to them.”
AS IF KASALANAN ANG PAGKAKASIPA SA INYO, MGA HAYOP KAYO!
Kayo ang dapat humingi ng tawad, mga ulol!
Putangina
Putangina
Putangina mo
President Ferdinand “Bongbong” Marcos Jr. said he does not feel the need to forgive those who ousted his late father and namesake, former president Ferdinand Marcos Sr., during the EDSA People Power Revolution in 1986.
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Servant: Sir, hihingi po ako ng extra budget
Boss: Magkano?
S: ₱25.2M a day po
B: Ano??? Ang laking pera nyan! Mahigit ₱9B a year yan!!
S: Alam ko po
B: Saan mo naman gagastusin yan, aber?
S: Confidential po
B: Ano??? Walang resibo?
S: Wala po
B: Aba’y pohtanginamoka
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And when this guy someday gets his Olympic medals, the government will post congratulatory remarks beside a photo of some congressman or senator or governor. And they’d offer monetary gifts after the win.
GIVE THEM MONETARY SUPPORT DURING THEIR TRAINING, DAMMIT!
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When we hear this kind of news but at the same time see these on our supermarket shelves, you know our Dept of Agriculture and this country’s leadership are in one gigantic clusterfuck
In a radio interview, La Trinidad Vegetable Trading Post vegetable dealer Lorna Menzi said carrots were given away for free in Benguet, particularly in Baguio City.
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How to leave kindly from a political argument, yet still being able to drop the mic
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We don’t need a Philippine Ambassador for Tourism. We need:
Better airports
Elimination of Bureau of Immigration crooks in the airports
Tourist-friendly transportation from the airport to hotels and back, and within the major cities
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Granular lockdown (wtf is THAT?!)
“Sir, lalabas po ako”
“Saan ka pupunta?”
“Sa palengke po. Bibili po ako ng pagkain.”
“Ok”
After 1 hour
“Sir, eto na po ako. Uuwi na ako sa amin”
“Hindi pwede”
“Ha? Bakit po?”
“Granular lockdown dito”
“Eh paano yung pamilya ko?”
“Ewan ko”
👊🤡
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Dear Goma,
Sana ma-trapik ka araw-araw tulad naming lahat.
(Pag-initan pa ang bus carousel lane, hayup…)
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10 PAL crew charged with smuggling for bringing in 27 kgs of onions and other food items from abroad
The real tragedy: we have reduced ourselves to procuring food illegally because our dumbass government failed in its mandate to control their prices.
#gfybbm
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Deleted survey? Eh di ibalik natin.
Who will you vote for in the coming presidential election?
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There is a circulating photo of an absentee ballot from New Zealand, supposedly not having the name of Leni Robredo in the list of choices. THAT IS A DIGITALLY-ALTERED PHOTO, probably made by an overzealous Leni supporter who wants to create controversy. Completely fake.
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Sa mga nagmamagaling sa kasaysayan: HINDI po si Marcos ang nagpaayos ng PGH na nasira noong Ikalawang Digmaang Pandaigdig. Inayos po ang PGH nung 1951. Naging pangulo si Marcos nung 1965.
O baka kaya naman nag-time machine na naman siya…
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There’s this super mega expert who says the face shield is an added layer of protection against covid transmission. “My expert opinion, backed up by science,” he claims. He points his critics, whom he has lately called trolls, to the
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I got my first electric bill since we started with net metering after installation of the solar panels.
₱655.61 (about $12)
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Exactly a month ago, I was wheeled into the ICU for Covid pneumonia. Today, I ran 4 kilometers. God is good.
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I have an ayuda joke, but you probably won’t get it.
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Good morning everyone ☕️ ☀️ , except to that person who called me stupid then apologized after realizing I’m a doctor. As if it’s fine to call non-doctors stupid.
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Meron bang socmed influencer na 87 lang ang followers? Nagtatanong lang po
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Sara, wanting to be relevant, orders 5-days a week F2F school sched for public and private schools starting Nov 2.
Any consultation with the DOH secretary?
Oh wait, sorry
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“I’m a professor.”
“I’m from UP.”
“I’m an expert, so you can’t criticize me.”
Kaya pala sila magkasundo.
Go get a room.
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That is soooo ancient. We stopped using that since the 90s.
(Oh right, he’s the guy who doesn’t know what tocilizumab is for.)
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Jusko naman! Hindi pa siya pangulo nung itanayo ang UP Diliman!
In a Facebook video posted by Razel Mark Tabsing Lanutan on 22 May 2022, it was claimed that the University of the Philippines Diliman campus was ordered built by Ferdinand Marcos Sr.
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Passport renewal done. Pink shirt on the pic for the next ten years
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I’m happy that someone cares enough to support these poor athletes. But it saddens me to see him getting no medical support from the Philippine Sports Commission!
He competes for the country in international meets. The PSC cannot even provide nutritional support for them?!!
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The embassies of South Korea, USA, Germany, Australia, & New Zealand have all expressed their concerns about the recent actuations of Chinese vessels in the West Philippine Sea resulting to injuries to our servicemen.
So far we’ve heard nothing from our own president.
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Totoo ang pamahiin:
Kapag sintunado ka sa pag-awit, uulanin ka.
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Since April 2020, parties siding with the Marcos family have shared and circulated posts in social media that state the Philippine General Hospital is among the infrastructure projects that Ferdinand Marcos ordered built. Is there any truth to this allegation?
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Putangina yan ba itsura ng may death threat?
At huy Abalos at kung sino ka mang pulis ka— hindi celebrity yan, mga gago. Ngayon, tinatawan lang kayo ng mga kababayan niyan, in their native Chinese.
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This is not a direct endorsement for abortion, but a plea to provide these women safe and proper healthcare given by well-meaning and compassionate doctors and nurses. These are marginalized and desperate women who need help. They should not be treated like dirt.
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I’m sitting at my clinic waiting for my ER patient’s insurance approval. Fingertip injury, which I plan to debride at the OR and close primarily under digital block. The problem:
@maxicare
hasn’t approved it, because they are insisting it can be done in the ER, which I …
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Business-friendly my ass. Interest rates went up since you took over. My monthly amortization payments went up by 9.6%.
The rice I used to buy at P50/kg is now at P65/kg, 30% higher, but our farmers are no richer.
GFY, bbm.
HOW DID THE MARCOS ADMINISTRATION FARE ECONOMICALLY THIS YEAR?
The Philippine economy performed well in 2023 despite lingering external challenges, due largely to the administration’s business-friendly measures and continued public spending as well as President Marcos’ active
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“Hi Mayor. Kamusta sa lugar nyo?”
“Laging may baha kapag naulan. Sa inyo?”
“Ganun din. Barado ng basura mga estero”
“Dahil sa squatter?”
“Hirap paalisin”
“Eh ang trapik?”
“Hayun, mabigat lagi. Sa inyo din naman no”
“May naiisip ako…”
“Ano?”
“Gawa tayo fashion show…”
This fashion show held in Malacañang was sponsored mostly by mayors and congresswomen meaning PERA NG TAUMBAYAN PA RIN ANG GINAMIT 💁🏻♀️
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In the past two weeks, 85 health workers in one hospital where I work came down with covid.
I visit three hospitals. I’m fine, covid-free. I wear a mask full-time in these hospitals.
Mask up, people.
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People might think Bong Go is the stupidest person in the govt. He isn’t. With the way he positions himself & uses the highest office in the land, he could very well be the most devious, slyest, and cunning creep in this circus.
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No more POGOs?
So what’s gonna stop the Chinese from applying for a new Internet Gaming License?
Any traitorous Filipino could also be a front for them too
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@oldmanFagin
First, contact the solar contractor. Don’t DIY. They’ll check your past consumption, current appliances, target savings, your roof, electrical system. They’ll give you a recommendation on number of panels, capacity of the inverter, method of installation. Then after you agree
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Sana mag-granular lockdown sa Malacañan. Tapos lalabas sandali si Tatae Duts. Tapos nun hindi na siya pwedeng bumalik.
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Duque was a fool for not recommending restrictions for travelers from China.
Herbosa is a bigger fool for following the same footsteps even after seeing what has happened in the past three years.
Wala pa namang nakikitang bagong pathogens o virus ang Chinese Center for Disease Control and Prevention sa kabila ng pagtaas ng hospital admissions dahil sa respiratory illnesses, ayon sa Department of Health.
BASAHIN:
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If you’re 94 and many people actually wish you dead, dammit you must’ve been a REALLY EVIL person
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“Kamusta na ang classrooms natin ngayon?”
“Sir, last year may shortage po tayo ng 91,000.”
“Ngayon?”
“Kulang po tayo ng 159,000.”
“Ahhh… okay…”
“Ano po ang gagawin natin?”
“Concert. Sisiw.”
The concert will be aired live on the Konsyerto sa Palasyo Facebook page, the PCO said.
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Lawyer Harry Roque, who failed to secure a seat in the UN International Law Commission in 2021, claimed that Judge Gener Gito of the Muntinlupa City Regional Trial Court Branch 206 was De Lima’s favorite student.
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Mas mabuti yung dalawang beses nag-bar exam bago pumasa
Kesa isang beses nga pero na disbar naman
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I have seen some of these women die too.
For the unaware, abortions are illegal in my country 🇵🇭
Many women who are faced with unwanted pregnancies get easy access to unsafe and deadly “solutions”. Then they get a double whammy when self-righteous healthcare
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Pohtang gobyerno ito. Hahawak na naman ba ako ng megaphone sa kalye? Bin der, bin dat
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… benefits cannot be granted if these patients aren’t admitted at least 24 hours.
They bicker while the patient sits there with an open finger wound.
The HMO and PhilHealth system sucks.
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Why the fuck do banks create several teller counters but assign tellers in only half of them??
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@LesaRobertson20
Me. 15 days in the hospital, a week of that intubated and ventilated. It’s been 11 weeks since my discharge. I can now run 5.5 km every other day.
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Bakit daw kami bitter?
Kasi kulang ang asukal, dahil sa katangahan ng agriculture secretary.
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Omg. Ano akala niya, pagkatanim ng dragon fruit, mamumunga yun agad at pwedeng i-cycle sa palay???
TANGAAAHHHH!!
You plant it, you nurture it, it starts fruiting two years at the earliest, and you don’t uproot it. You maintain it for years! You don’t cycle it!
'PLANT DRAGON FRUIT'
House Senior Deputy Majority Leader Sandro Marcos (Ilocos Norte, 1st District) claims making farmers switch from rice crops to dragon fruit during a specific time of the year would allow them to triple or quadruple their earnings.
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May nagbibilang ng lahat ng kasinungalingan mo.
On March 2, 2022, suspended lawyer Larry Gadon claimed in an SMNI-sponsored senatorial debate, that the Bangui wind turbines are a project of Bongbong Marcos. Is his claim truthful? MOST CERTAINLY NOT!!
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@lakwatsarah
Sorry to hear this is happening to you.
I’m a slave to the clock. I don’t do that to my patients. Totally inconsiderate and unfair. If ever I’m late it’s just 5 or 10 minutes.
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I am neither a legislator nor a health policymaker. But I have seen so much pain in these poor women, and it’s time we lend them a helping hand.
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Anim na taon niyong tinawag na “fake VP” si Leni, alalahanin niyo. Kahit nag-recount. Kahit sinabi na ng Korte Suprema.
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Update:
Surgery done. The patient is admitted and will be discharged tomorrow. The HMO gave in to Philhealth, because under the former’s policy, they still require Philhealth coverage.
This 24-hour admission policy of Philhealth actually increases the cost of treatment
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Siguro iniisip nung isang, ah umm… ibang kandidato na, “Ambangis ng kalaban ko. Hindi ko kakayanin ito. Wala nang sortie-sortie. Tipirin ko na lang itong campaign contributions para mas marami akong maibubulsa.”
Or maybe that was the original plan since Day 1.
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Later…
“I’ll request for X-rays and MRIs. The hospital will charge for this. Tell Mr. __ that I requested for these.”
“Thank you. The PSC doesn’t give us money for this. Even food, they don’t provide.”
(PSC= Philippine Sports Commission)
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Consultation done, professional fee waived. I messaged my friend that I saw the athlete. He tells me he has high hopes for him, and possibly has a chance to go to LA 2028. That’s why he’s sponsoring his healthcare.
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You’re an absolute bonehead if you believe world leaders will invest in someone who intends to spend a ton of money secretly
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Philippine Coast Guard serviceman came to the clinic today, in uniform.
Consultation fee: zero
“You’re doing a good job. I’m not charging you. Thank you.”
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gets called “killer” or “murderer”. By her own doctors. A few times I have seen a healthcare worker place the dead fetus in a kidney basin and present it to the woman, telling her to meet her victim, who herself is fighting for her own life because of the overwhelming infection.
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Pet peeve no. 54: Atheists or non-religious people who are not satisfied in their atheism or their departure from religion, and make it their mission in life to offend Catholics.
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