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@YankeesSlut
Nowhere does it say -- or does he even say -- people bothered him in public. It just seems like he was embarrassed by his performance and thought people would give him shit if he went down the street to order takeout, so he didn't bother. That's really on him.
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How is Boone not fired at 10:01? Quitting is a reflection of the manager. The
@Yankees
have quit and clearly don't respect the manager. Fire him.
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Use metal bats.
What are some (realistic) changes you'd like to see the Yankees make for their offense right now?
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For a team that's 20 games over .500, the
@Yankees
get absolutely shut down on offense an alarming number of times and most of it has to do with their stubborn insistence on shoving Hicks and Gallo down everyone's throats.
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If the
@Yankees
are actually serious about winning they’d have Blake Snell and Jordan Montgomery in New York Tuesday morning announcing a dual signing.
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The
@Yankees
have the best record in baseball and the absolute hardest product to watch because they are on 927 different streaming services
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The best part about today is all the juvenile
#YankeesTwitter
"hoodie" and "resurgence" accounts, the guy who films himself watching
@Yankees
games jumping and flopping around like a fool, the GIF makers, can all go hibernate for the winter so the adults can talk baseball. 👋
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@RobbieLemos
@GrantHermes
Easy to say after the fact when you know the guy didn’t have a weapon
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Studs 🤌
Broadcast Team Goals 👌🏽
@MichaelParente
,
@JoeLauzon
&
@Sweetbread135
are in the booth for
#CES65
LIVE on
@UFCFightPass
WATCH ➡️
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It's mental. The
@Yankees
tighten up when they play Houston. No need to talk numbers. One team has the other team's number and both teams know it.
The Red Sox beat Houston? Wtf?
I don’t understand them at all.
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This account is the gift that keeps on giving
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There’s nothing funnier than
@Yankees
fans looking at the schedule 10 days in advance and picking out the “winnable games” when the reality is the Yankees are the winnable game on everyone else’s schedule
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OPS sucks. WAR sucks. Joey Gallo sucks. Advanced analytics sucks.
Making contact with the ball does not suck. Scoring runs does not suck. Winning does not suck.
If you were in pull-ups during the
@Yankees
dynasty, delete this app and throw your phone down the garbage disposal.
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Maybe it's time to acknowledge the
@Yankees
and their culture -- and clearly the way they develop and attempt to help players progress -- is the problem, not the players. The fact Montgomery had to go elsewhere to unlock this is embarrassing and justifies a full house-cleaning
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Deep in thought with
@JoeLauzon
in anticipation of
#CES66
at
@BallysTwinRiver
live on
@UFCFightPass
(photo courtesy of
@AikenJake
) 🤔
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If you still defend this trade and think this is worth the absolute drain on the team's budget that it's become the past 3, 4 years you should seek help.
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@realboshek
I agree. He's fine batting 8th. When he's hitting 3rd, you might as well raise the white flag.
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This is who keeps Hal profitable.
Striking out with runners on second and third in a tied game? Eh, no big deal. Meaningless solo home run down two runs an inning later? Post chest-thumping “told you so!” tweet.
These are the fans the
@Yankees
love. They keep business booming.
I think Josh Donaldson hitting a 105.6 MPH Barreled HR should be a bigger deal than what it's currently being made out to be since I was seeing tweets saying he should be DFA'd in the very same game
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I've never pulled for the Red Sox ever in my life but the more they continue to win, the more it embarrasses Cashman and the
@Yankees
brain trust, so ...
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Free agent infielder Kevin Smith agrees to Yankees deal. Played in majors with Jays and A’s.
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@YankeesNerds
Any girl scolding someone over being asked out (unless you're married 😅) is the wrong girl for you man
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Only the
@Yankees
could fuck up a mega trade like this where they don’t even have to give up Volpe or Dominguez because they don’t want to part with a middle-of-the-road reliever trying to convert to a starter with a 75-pitch limit
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Throwing it back to 2000-01 for what might be the worst media guide cover in the history of collegiate sports
@RhodyVault
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Whoever shows up for Game 4 should have their nuts removed and checked at the gate
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Frankie Montas has allowed 13 runs in 3 starts for rhe
@Yankees
since the trade deadline.
Jordan Montgomery has allowed 12 *HITS* -- hits, not runs -- since Cashman traded him to the Cardinals.
Fire this bald bozo into the sun.
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I’ve argued with people all winter about this team.
Ask them to answer one simple question:
“This year will be different because __________.”
There’s nothing to fill the blank. Very simple.
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Enjoying all the Don Mattingly love today. First player my cousin Gregory and I really idolized as
@Yankees
.
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Between Buster Olney, Andy Martino, and Jon Heyman, the
@Yankees
PR spin doctors are working overtime today to pump out these bullshit Trevor Story rumors. 😂
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Yes, I vividly remember last winter saying I wanted a washed Josh Donaldson and IKF over the plethora of shortstops available on the market
Take a bow
@lindseyadler
This is without a doubt the worst take on the New York Yankees ever written
Well done 👍👍👍
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At what point does the
@Yankees
media start to investigate the fact that Gerrit Cole, through the use of an illegal substance, cheated his way to a mega deal with the Yankees and now that he cannot use that substance anymore is not the pitcher they thought they were getting?
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Who gives a shit about a winning record if you don't win it all?
Since 2004, the Red Sox have had five losing seasons but have also won four championships. I'll take that over a bunch of 90-win seasons and early playoff exits every year.
Cashman shills
#1
argument is Yankees never finished under 500
The 2023 are currently .500...
So your argument is the Cashman has never built a team worse than this
Slow clap from Brian
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Did you clock the velocity of his walk back to the dugout when he stared at a called third strike with second and third and one out?
I think Josh Donaldson hitting a 105.6 MPH Barreled HR should be a bigger deal than what it's currently being made out to be since I was seeing tweets saying he should be DFA'd in the very same game
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This is why I never believed the hype. And I never will. I've watched enough baseball to know better.
The
@Yankees
are a rotted, lazy franchise owned by a comatose heir to the Steinbrenner throne and managed by a punchless goof who has steered the ship through 4 failed seasons.
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Is that his 2021 AL Wild Card ring?
Aaron Judge recreated Michael Jordan’s 6 Rings portrait to announce his signing with
@Jumpman23
🔥⚾️
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Way to good of an idea to be buried in the upper deck.
Group of fans showed up to the game dressed as the 1995 Mariners
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The Patriots finish with a losing record twice in 22 years and the owner immediately emails fans apologizing and promising changes.
The
@Yankees
are now on a 13-year title drought and the team sends an email announcing its Stadium milkshake lineup for 2023.
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Pro boxers crying about Jake Paul's level of competition through five fights is laughable considering guys with infinitely more amateur experience than Paul also spend 3 1/2 years boxing jiu jitsu black belts, college wrestlers, Lyft drivers, and mall kiosk workers.
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“I’d rather lose money and go out of business within five years than make money in a sustainable business model.”
I'd rather take a small red-hot excited crowd that love wrestling than a sold out building of a mostly quiet uninterested crowd.
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Yeah it'd be a real tear-jerker seeing him in someone else's warmup jacket sitting in the dugout on the IL
understand that moving luke voit could be a good idea for the yankees this offseason, but seeing him in a new uniform would SUCK
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The king
@DonCoyneRI
. We only had that view because we had to leave the press box early to get to the locker room in time and cross the back of the end zone to get there, but when the
@Patriots
unexpectedly tied it, they let us stand behind the end zone until the game ended
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Shows you how old we are 😅 I still think everything in the '80s was "like, 20, 25 years ago."
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That's easy:
@TheRealXPac
and
@BrianRDJames
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We're basically going to "cancel" everyone and everything until society is an empty, soulless white room like that episode of Family Guy where Lois was obsessed with decluttering the Griffin household
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Absolutely incredible
@MichaelParente
thats gotta be the most impressive feet in CES MMA History, champ champ in 28 days.
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If you make an honest effort to get him out and attack him with your best stuff, there should be no shame in giving up a record-setting bomb in a meaningless game. Byung-hyun Kim had more stones than these guys.
I don’t fully understand the stigma around being the pitcher to give up
#62
to Judge.
I mean…I guess it’s a pride thing, but being forever linked to a legendary moment like that sounds kinda cool.
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Actually, it’s the complete opposite. Real fans demand the best and want change when they don’t see improvement. The definition of bandwagon is showing up to take selfies and drink $15 High Noons
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Man, what a night at
#CES70
. Thanks to
@JoeLauzon
and
@maddieonair
for once again bringing the heat on
@UFCFightPass
and to our overseas fans
@LeHumbleOpinion
,
@Piglordmma
and
@RussellJaffeETC
for showing us some love on the bird app 🐦
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HOFer Jaime "Hurricane" Clampitt and CEO
@JBurchfieldSr
meet the press today at
@Aroogas
to announce
@CESBoxing
"Rhode Wars"
#2022
season opener February 19 at the
#Warwick
@CrownePlaza
📺
@ABC6
📺
@NBC10
📺
@wpri12
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Only dickhead analytics dorks liked Gallo and Montas was an obvious consolation prize when they whiffed on Luis Castillo.
Gallo, Rizzo, Benintendi, Montas. Which one of these guys was considered “mid” at the time the Yankees acquired them?
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Did the pitching coach who supposedly fixed everything quit last month and not tell anybody?
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The Astros have been a high-contact, high-average team since 2017 and continue to win, yet Cashman thinks guys who go 0-for-5 with 5 Ks and occasionally run into a fastball is the way to build a winner
Carpenter 0-4 with 4 K’s, Donaldson 0-3 with 3 K’s. Congrats to Giancarlo Stanton for being the only Yankee who didn’t strike out in this 17K joke of an offensive effort. 6 of 9 players with multiple K’s. Oh, and the Astros only struck out twice.
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I think it's the excitement in seeing someone we've heard about for years finally getting a shot. The team is mid and will be lucky to get in the playoffs so I'm honestly just excited to see if the kid is any good. I have zero expectations for the season in general unfortunately.
Amazing to me how yanks add one rookie to bottom of a lineup that’s the same one that got swept in postseason and now it’s a amazing lineup lol. Sometimes I just don’t get it.
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This is such a terrible take by King. They *did* face Houston in July. They got no-hit in one game, then went hitless for the first 7 innings the next day and somehow managed a split despite never leading at any point during a four-game series. At home. Give it a rest.
Except they weren't. Real fans saw right through this sham of a team. Dummies Nufans said they were better than the 98 Yankees and would win 120 games.
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Wow, the Cowboys are the
@Yankees
of the NFL. Insufferable, entitled fans hero-worshipping a team that shits itself on an annual basis when it really matters.
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I think it’s nice of the
@Yankees
to pay homage to their fathers, the Boston Red Sox, on this beautiful Father’s Day
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Losing to Brown at home on the night you induct Tyson Wheeler, Cuttino Mobley, and Antonio Reynolds-Dean into the
@RhodyMBB
Hall of Fame is beyond disgraceful.
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LeMahieu leading off and Stanton batting cleanup is a great way to ensure Judge and Soto stand there on the bases with their hands on their nuts for nine innings
Bowden on MLB
"DJLM is going to lead off, they like his OB capability, then Judge who likes hitting 2nd and Soto who likes hitting 3rd, followed by Stanton Rizzo Torres and Verdugo, that's your top 7"
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Disagree. They ARE only a couple of guys away:
Ruth and DiMaggio.
Is it me or watching these post-season games depress you as a Yankees fan....Yankees are not 1-2 players away....they are close to half a team away
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I was truly humbled to be the MC at today's
@CCRIAthletics
2022–23 Student Athlete Awards Ceremony.
We honored MVPs; All-
@NJCAARegionXXI
selections; All-Americans; and all of our coaches, student athletes, and student workers who made this academic year a success.
Go
#Knights
!
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It’s already looking like the typical winter where all the big-money guys come off the table in 7–10 days while Cashman sits around and plays with himself waiting for a mid-level 32-year-old No. 3 starter with two Tommy John surgeries to hit the market
They aren’t getting Ohtani,what’s the plan pray machado opts out and get him 5 years too late 😂😂
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This could be best described as 𝑀𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑒𝑙 𝑃𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑒, 𝑈𝑛𝑓𝑖𝑙𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑. And we barely got into any
@Yankees
talk!
One of my favorite episodes we've done.
@MichaelParente
with some awesome insight to the local and national fight scene.
#boxing
#mma
@5XPAZ
@ZENAPRCHAMP
@CESMMA
@CESBoxing
@TalkinLoud2020
@Mixmasterjay
@FRod401
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@elleinthesun
That would render all sportswriting irrelevant. Just have ex-athletes report on sports, at which point a real writer could say "if you don't know how to write, you shouldn't be writing about sports ....." Giant cyclone of circular logic.
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I’d go a step further and tear down anything that references “27 rings,” Ruth, Mantle, Torre, the picture in the concourse of DiMaggio eating pasta, whatever — it’s a curse at this point. Stop living in the past.
My humble take on the Yankees-
I think that the Yankees need a complete overhaul, I want a city connect uniform, a mascot, I want to get rid of the facial hair policy completely, I want everyone in the front office gone, I want young talent that isn’t afraid to bat flip when
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All that so they can go back to the Super Bowl and score another field goal.
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There is zero point in rushing Judge back from the IL. The
@Yankees
are a lost cause and this is a wasted season. This guy is here for the next decade. Shut him down, let him heal the little bumps and bruises he has, and see what value you have in the minors.
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I can see Gallo hitting 40 bombs, 38 of which will be solo shots with the Yankees either ahead or trailing by 10 runs, and posting a .102 average with men on base and
#YankeesTwitter
will send "Save The Dates" for his monument park plaque ceremony
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Enjoy watching the team get slaughtered by three touchdowns while sucking down a disgusting, flat piss-warm beverage.
The Giants just announced fan appreciation day for Sunday. Season ticket holders get a free medium soda.
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I'm positive it's been a lousy run.
What can you say positive about the way the Yankees have been run under Hal?
I'll Listen
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Boston teams always do this campy shit with injured players running out of the tunnel on the Jumbotron or hiring a police escort to drive someone's personal catcher from the airport to the ballpark 😅😅
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8 pm ET live on
@UFCFightPass
. Two world title bouts at
@BallysTwinRiver
!
Fight night has arrived!
#ces66
undercard is underway. See you at 8pm on
@ufcfightpass
for the main card 🔥
@CESMMA
@MichaelParente
@JoeLauzon
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Aaron Hicks glaring back at the mound after a high and tight pitch as if any pitcher wants to drill you instead of getting the easy out instead 😅😅
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Tough news. Like many, I grew up reading his For What It's Worth column every Saturday. Bill was who inspired me to pursue as a sports writer. And I'll never forget being awestruck when he introduced himself in the press room at
@universityofri
in 1997. Absolute legend.
Long-time Providence Journal columnist Bill Reynolds dies at age 78
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#YankeesTwitter
is happy with a split, remember. Nevermind the top 4 starters in the rotation got shelled.
The
@Yankees
better hope a.) Boston doesn't make the playoffs and b.) someone beats Houston for them, otherwise it's going to be a short stay in October
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Watching
#TheCaptain
as it covers the 1998
@Yankees
while simultaneously watching this current group of losers makes you appreciate just how good the '90s were
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Imagine if Twitter existed in 1999 when Vince McMahon resumed the WWE’s “Over The Edge” pay per view event shortly after Owen Hart fell from the rafters and died in front of 16,000+ at the Kemper Arena
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@EricRueb
is absolutely crushing it with high school coverage. Not sure which version of the ProJo you’ve been reading. Eric has taken it to new heights and added his own personality and new twists to high school reporting. His style makes every game feel like a big one.
It’s the ProJo’s social media & online presence that’s the bad path. I gave up checking for scores & results online because they were so sparse & often stale.
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So .... he did miss one.
Randy Orton is the only active WWE wrestler who hasn’t missed a single WrestleMania since 2004 (except 2016).
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In fairness to Severino, he was expecting the bottom of the 1st to end 4 minutes ago.
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"I have to agree with Mike a little bit here."
Screenshotted, uploaded to external hard drive, saved to Dropbox, printed, laminated, framed, and stored in bank vault.
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Cheated his way to a gross $324M contract. He should have the decency to publicly admit his prime years in Houston were a byproduct of using an illegal substance and pray the
@Yankees
don't terminate his contact and that the fans go easy on him
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