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@MichaelHos60822
Michael Hossack
3 months
@touchdowntezza @MarksLarks @shatterdvisage Does it matter. It’s the Olympic Opening Ceremony.
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@Nick_Pettigrew 😂😂allegedly Shirley the first question would have been Were you really going to invade Holland during Covid you mental bastard ?
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3 months
@touchdowntezza @MarksLarks @shatterdvisage Nobody is a threat because of this action. Thats the point.
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Michael Hossack
2 months
@caitlinmoran @DeborahMeaden White middle aged women and OAP men are the worst folk on social media . Believe any old shite and then pass it on to their friends who believe any old shite and before you know it….
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Michael Hossack
3 months
@touchdowntezza @MarksLarks @shatterdvisage It’s a no fly zone in a large part of France during the Olympic Opening Ceremony in Paris , France
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@I_amMukhtar Of course he did. Brought her up but divorced her mum and they reconnected when she was old enough and had two kids together. Then left her. Fuckin strange bastards the white South Africans.
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2 months
Starting to think if Miovski had scored against Dundee Utd in any of three games he played against them before they got relegated then we might have got £10m for him
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Michael Hossack
10 days
@patrick_ness @FWSSport How would you all like to be mapped out for being Terfs ? Thank god my beautiful trans kid isn’t sporty because it’s hard enough for her going through life without targeted harassment. Thank God her work are more understanding than you are.
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1 month
25 years married today ❤️ Lynn deserves a medal!
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2 months
@veritasPLANET @AshleaSimonBF It’s was their white dad you fuckin racist twat
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Michael Hossack
3 months
@touchdowntezza @MarksLarks @shatterdvisage Of course it happened at previous games. It’s a security thing and a minor inconvenience. Normal people would expect that to happen.
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Michael Hossack
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@SophieMolly_OFF @SexMattersOrg @ForWomenScot More importantly they are a charity targeting a community
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Michael Hossack
2 months
Lots of this going about again
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1 month
@British_Airways When should I expect a refund for the food & drink I paid for but didn’t receive on the Glasgow to Heathrow flight on Sunday morning ?
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Michael Hossack
2 months
The part of the hard man was played very badly by the heavily divorced seven stone public schoolboy wet wipe Laurence Fox . 6% on Rotten C# #ts
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Laurence Fox
2 months
I cannot believe this traitor. He’s doubling down on the pathetic rhetoric. For decades British girls have been raped by immigrant barbarians and he’s finally come out. On their side. Fine. Then it’s war.
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Michael Hossack
2 months
@SPFLWatch 6 away games after Europe last season. Including the end of last season that’s us only lost to Celtic on penalties in the last 18 games
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Michael Hossack
12 days
Hearts keeping the co-efficient up for Scotland this week
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Michael Hossack
1 month
The moon on Lake Bracciano is stunning tonight
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Michael Hossack
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@SophieMolly_OFF @HeatherHerbert_ I don’t need to watch it. They are horrible bastards and targeting people no matter who is so fuckin wrong on so many levels. Keep up the good work both of you ❤️
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Michael Hossack
2 months
I want all Aberdeen players to succeed and be excellent but that boy Papa Gueye is absolute dug meat
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2 months
Rangers should have rented out Firhill and saved themselves money
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Michael Hossack
2 months
Alright you’ve got me, I’m watching Girls Aloud on BBC2 and it’s too good!
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Michael Hossack
1 month
Positano for lunch (lobster roll)
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2 months
@estellecostanza Carrots with garlic & Parmesan. My missus loved them and that’s great praise because she hates when I try something new.
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Michael Hossack
3 months
I honestly can’t believe the Paris Olympic Opening Ceremony hasn’t catered to British folk . Be a boat full of tethered bottle caps next no doubt,
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Michael Hossack
2 months
Btw Glitterbox was fuckin amazing tonight at Swedger. That was 5 hours of pure joy for £40 a ticket. The crowd was so good anaw , gay , straight, hen do looking, asking me if I was the guy from Oasis for the umpteenth time. Pure joy and I don’t think I’m alone with that review
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Michael Hossack
24 days
@JamesLucasIT Last Saturday. Been to Sorrento three times but my first time in Positano,it was spectacular if a wee bit expensive. It’s a must see place.
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Michael Hossack
1 month
Starter n tiramisu. Forget to take a photograph of the prima & seconda Private chef cost a wee bit more than going to a funcy restaurant but not that ….. It was well worth the experience
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Michael Hossack
11 days
Decided to give Paris a miss this weekend but I’ll treat Saturday & Sunday like I’m on the Bois de Boulogne
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Michael Hossack
24 days
@EwenDCameron @BlunderIntoMate If he thinks you are bad in your broadcasts about Naismith then he should listen to you playing music! Your Ibiza stuff is for people who go to Benidorm.
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Michael Hossack
12 days
Watching Barron at that second goal gets more comical every time they show it. Made a cunt of it then made a cunt of in the same play. Brilliant to see.
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Michael Hossack
2 months
Remember Twitter 2010-2015 ? , folk talking drunken shite to each other about music, fashion, sport & just random stuff. New friendships that hopefully last a lifetime, strangers having your back. Can we start a protest to “Get Are Twitter back” from the Facebook caants
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Michael Hossack
3 months
Good to see Joanna Cherry & Neale Hanvey lose their seats. Are pair of fuckin hate filled caants to the trans community. They are now just two ordinary wankers shouting from the sidelines .
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Michael Hossack
14 days
The Middle East is on the brink of War but nothing can stop me watching the pumping Celtic are getting
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Michael Hossack
11 days
@GBBranstetter @MarthaKelly3 Looks like another girl wanting to grift like Riley Gaines(Brooke Slusser) . There are some horrible people out there.
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3 months
Lynn said to me it looks like there ain’t no sunshine this summer and I replied I know I know I know I know
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Michael Hossack
24 days
Hearts haha. Fuckin yo-yo cunts
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Michael Hossack
2 months
@richardosman Chelsea signed a someone born in 2008 today . That is like 8 years ago.
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Michael Hossack
2 months
Oasis reunion, a gathering of Weekend Offender wearing bams and the smell of Adidas tobacco. In the bin.
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Michael Hossack
2 months
You canny beat finishing up for the week just off the nightshift. Butter chicken curry & whisky sours for breakfast 🍳
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Michael Hossack
3 months
@SophieMolly_OFF SSP missus , won’t win any seats but you’ll feel at home ❤️ SNP will change for the worse to get elected again
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Michael Hossack
2 months
Good morning. No kayaking today but I’m going to do some of the West Highland Way and get a dip in the water but first a two hour kip in the motor
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Michael Hossack
2 months
@FreeNwakali Maybe just two penalties this time. All joking aside, actually no joking, how many penalties have St Mirren had against us since VAR ? Eight / Maybe nine ..
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Michael Hossack
8 days
Just watched the limited highlights on Sportscene. Aberdeen v Hearts , 3-2 , about 8 maybe 10 minutes worth viewing . We are treated like cunts up here . Fuckin 1&half hours of English football highlights and 40 minutes of our own League.
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Michael Hossack
3 months
Do I listen to right wing shite on Twitter or do I go to bed and stick the kayak in Loch Lomond tomorrow ?
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Michael Hossack
24 days
The new Purple Disco Machine long player is a slice of poptastic heaven
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Michael Hossack
10 days
Brioche French toast with bacon & maple syrup and champagne for brunch before racing starts Allez Allez 🇫🇷
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Michael Hossack
2 months
That’s the new VAR rules benefitted Rangers twice this season. I look forward to the news report they are team done over more than any other 😂
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2 months
Britain won a Gold at climbing a wall. I’ve just spent two days in the hoose doing that!
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Michael Hossack
1 month
Christopher Biggins runs with the ICF
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Narinder Kaur
1 month
Why are racists always the most unfortunate looking in life? He's probably around 23yo aswell. NOW*. George Square, #Glasgow , #Scotland . People Stand Together.
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Had worse Monday’s
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Michael Hossack
10 days
Is it too early to start drinking ?
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Michael Hossack
29 days
Dinner at home tonight. Can think of worse places to eat & drink
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Michael Hossack
2 months
@smalls2672 @stillgray Everyone remanded into custody today. Let’s see that little fat bedroom dwelling caant post that propaganda. Riots happened in 2011 as well btw and they took place every other week in the 80s. We like to fight on this island,
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2 months
@AFCHereWeGo Fast, looked a bit over excited and trying too hard to impress at times but that was understandable coming on as a sub and he was always looking for the ball.Great turn and finish will only help him settle. Early days but it’s exciting times.
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Milarrochy Bay (Loch Lomond)tree v Trevignano Romano (Lake Bracciano) tree
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Michael Hossack
10 days
@icyestretro Saw him on track at Longchamp in 22, I thought he was coming up for a pint with us he wandered that much! @atafuturedate
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Michael Hossack
2 months
Going into E3 S9 of Inside No9, Ep2 was one of the those mind fucks that’s more horror than black comedy. Easily in my top 5 of their episodes. Reece Shearsmith & Steve Pemberton are the best comedians that Britain has ever produced.
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2 months
Time for a bovril after a 20 minute swim in Loch Lomond
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@hills_vi Only in America would a band like that sell millions of records. Dreadful shite.
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@marmorialblue @IndiaWilloughby @sullivansa1 Tbh that suit is terrible. You look so much better as a woman ❤️
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Michael Hossack
3 months
Netanyahu given carte Blanche to spout his pish live on @BBCNews . Don’t any of you right wing muppets think the BBC is left wing ever again. He’s playing to the right wing gallery in America and it’s going down well buts he’s worse than Liz Truss on the lectern.
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@hills_vi @Dano1883 Stop the boats!
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3 months
@mpukita @smalls2672 @TaraBull808 Keep your hair on ya mad Irishman!
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Trevignano Romano
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@MillieWiller Back to the studio 😂
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2 months
How are America getting beat at basketball ? Oh LeBron sorted that situation out
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1 month
The only thing that will stop Celtic from winning every League game this season is Celtic themselves
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Michael Hossack
3 months
New sunglasses for Trevignano Romano in five weeks
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2 months
@Vocnord Art Blakey
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Michael Hossack
3 months
@welshjb @R0Poem Once In A Lifetime about the New York Cosmos is the best documentary I’ve ever seen. Studio 54 & Football,
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Michael Hossack
2 months
First 35 minutes we should have been out of site but St Johnstone have came back at us. advantage the Dons at HT
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Michael Hossack
2 months
Been a massive fan of tennis since a kid in the 70s , I had Stan Smith socks on the other day! McEnroe is still my favourite player but to see a Scotsman achieve what Andy Murray did fills my wee heart with joy. Need proper trainers or t shirts for a legacy though.
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2 months
Went to a riot because I’m English . I’m just a normal bloke. Door kicked in at 6am and 36 months up my arse . Enjoy.
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2 months
@MillieWiller Canny beat a bovril
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Really made up for Phillip Schofield redeeming himself on a desert island on Ch5
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The worst mass murderer in the world just now has the room in the US Congress to put over his propaganda and its being beamed live into my living room in Scotland by the BBC . Strange times. Fuck Keir Starmer btw.
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@TamseIIicsonIII That’s almost how many points Rangers are behind Aberdeen
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Michael Hossack
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Ticket prices for Billy Joel at Murrayfield. I’d love to see a proper legend like him but not at those prices. I’d pay it for a reformed Talking Heads but I can’t see that happening
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Michael Hossack
2 months
Horrible news and a blow for Scottish athletics. Just need Josh Kerr to go out and win 🥇
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Team GB
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Jake Wightman has been forced to withdraw from Paris 2024 due to a hamstring injury. Elliot Giles has been called up as a late athlete replacement and will race in the men’s 800m at his third Games. #Paris2024
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@JimmyJazzEsq I saw her win 🥇 in the velodrome at London. I met her man and he had the biggest askit pooders I’ve ever seen in my life! About the same height as me anaw! Six inches taller than @hills_vi
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@hills_vi Calm down Grandad
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Michael Hossack
2 months
@Birmingham_81 @AcidGrandads Talking of Weatherall , there’s an amazing mix on Soundcloud of Daniel Avery doing a tribute at Fabric. It’s over two hours of greatness!
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Michael Hossack
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Longlegs 😱 It’s splitting opinions but I thought it was wonderfully bonkers. Doing a double bill with A Quiet Place
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Michael Hossack
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@RBM2603 Overhead kicks ❤️
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@FreeNwakali The reaction from the players is brilliant
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Michael Hossack
10 days
@galluslass @patrick_ness @FWSSport Would you like it if I mapped you out and harassed you ? The Trans community matter too and need support not harassment. Try being a good person
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Michael Hossack
2 months
@R0Poem For auld cunts Bobby. Mines was the Bluebells & Hipsway and The Cocteau Twins obviously.
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Michael Hossack
3 months
@SoozUK I was in the Velodrome for Hoy’s medal. I’ve never seen London better.
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Michael Hossack
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@Vocnord @HarryMcNally00 I’m drinking negronis in a hotel in Glasgow but I’m thinking of hitting my scratcher soon. Too old for getting on it these days.
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