And Don't Call Me Shirley.
@Meme_Behavior
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Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her.
Texas, United States
Joined December 2022
@libsoftiktok "Regarding my China claim, I'm proud of my service growing up in Nebraska and riding a bicycle.".
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@libsoftiktok @uoregon "I am a very petty person and I'm very proud of that.". Just the kind of adult male you want in charge of teenagers who are away from home.
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@tomselliott @JasmineForUS It's the "honorary doctorate" that impresses me the most. Like Obama's Nobel Peace prize.
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@Jack_Petocz You're 19, dude. Exactly how many years have you been "fighting for marginalized people"?.
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@BehizyTweets That guy deserves a very healthy settlement from the government for what they did to him.
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@joeroganhq I'm absolutely shocked that this person would have that kind of spin about Joe Rogan. @EllieHotel_ing
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@libsoftiktok Unclear why this woman is pushing a small human in a wheeled cart of some kind.
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@ingelramdecoucy @RepJeffries Hakeem Jeffries:.Slightly less flooding today means everything is back to normal!. Joe is delivering.
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@SarahisCensored How to answer that question without destroying my own gender argument. ????
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@Kneon You know there's probably one green-haired employee who sneers at that display every morning.
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@tomselliott Tomorrow, Joe will brag that he sent his son-in-law, Jared Leto, to lead a peace deal in the Middle East called the Abraham Honda Accords.
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@MailOnline 'The presenter, 64, beat off a long list of competition including the likes of Prince William, Idris Elba and Cillian Murphy.'. I would say he deserved to win, then.
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@TaraBull808 This is the same move she makes when she asks her teachers for a passing grade.
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@ABC ABC: "Familes around the U.S. that can't raise normal kids are scrambling to navigate a fad that didn't exist a few years ago.".
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@robreiner I know Rob Reiner; I’ve spent time with Rob Reiner. Rob Reiner is no Carl Reiner.
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@NBCNews Hey, NBC. Can you also ask my credit lenders and mortgage company and car loan company to hold off asking for my payments for a few years?. Maybe until 2026?. Thanks.
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@RNCResearch Rep. Hank Johnson already proved that too many colonists on the Moon would cause it to fall out of the sky.
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@newrepublic Here is an actual photograph of American Fascism you could have used instead of your fantasy image.
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@NYCMayor Eric, could you show us a single example - in audio or video or text - of someone referring to NYC as "the Port-Au-Prince of America?". Before today.
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@BreeNewsome I have to admit, you're right about that. This is the standard wardrobe for all women in Texas:
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@GundamIsHere Amandla wanted to show the world that she is just as good at singing and dancing as she is at acting. Just. As. Good.
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@ReduxxMag Day 1: "I'm sorry but you're still a man.".Day 2: "I'm sorry but you're still a man.".Day 3: "I'm sorry but you're still a man.".etc.
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@dom_lucre He's not her husband. They are not legally married. And he mainly does that: pose with her.
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@CollinRugg @RNCResearch Chapter Two. After my house burned to the ground in 1977 because of climate change, Corn Pop and I drove an Amtrak train to Hawaii where I mentored a young colored fella named Barack Alabama.
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@CollinRugg @RNCResearch I wish Joe Biden would write a book- on his own- unedited and unabridged, so we can see his very own brilliance first-hand. Chapter One. There I was with Martin Luther King when he nailed his 95 Theses to the door of the Puerto Rican church in Selma, Delaware. .
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@HarmfulOpinion Even the article's example is hilarious. What the hell is that workday, three-hole-punch titty shirt?
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@EndWokeness "Excuse me, I'm recording my own heroic episode of virtue signaling for posterity. Future generations will want to know what happened here today.".
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@ingelramdecoucy @DailyMail Any opportunity to show the before and after pics. I assume in their passive-aggressive attempt to age shame the ex-wives club.
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@StephenKing Do you not remember being poor until you published your first novel?. You have more in common with JD Vance than you do with Tim Walz.
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@YellowFlashGuy Clearly, no one - and I mean, NO ONE - is looking at the scripts or the dailies over in the Disney office.
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@MostlyPeacefull Ukraine groupies holding the flag upside down is the perfect representation of how fake they are.
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I see that President Gay is trending. Don't confuse that with Gay President.
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@AnneFromMaine @RyanShead Yeah, that's not how it works, genius. You would have to pay for them to be pulled from inventory. Plus, all you would really be doing is bumping his sales.
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@realdanlyman To paraphrase a line from Chris Rock:. Stay the hell away from any street named Martin Luther King Boulevard/Street/Drive, etc.
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@MrAndyNgo @carronJphillips And now he's blocking and hiding from replies while doubling down and accusing everyone of "hating Mexicans.". Carron, all the bragging about your old awards is meaningless if you're going to be this much of an angry loser now.
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@ChayaRaichik10 I hope we can actually file a lawsuit one day against the DOD for forcing the Covid vaccine on the military. Add it to the list of betrayals:. Agent Orange. Desert Storm Syndrome. Defective earplugs. Contaminated water. Burn pit exposure. Covid Vaccines.
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@Malcolm_fleX48 Narrator: "It quickly became clear that David Leavitt did not - in fact - know any hot liberal women at all.".
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@RNCResearch Joe, please name a single member of your staff from Morehouse College. Go ahead - we'll wait.
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@DefiantLs David is currently suffering from the exposure to his hypocrisy and is not handling it well. Much to our amusement.
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@RNCResearch Does Pete Buttigieg, the Secretary of Transportation, actually think landline phones are not a thing anymore?. Has Pete ever looked at the phone on Joe Biden's desk, or is he too busy kneeling under Joe Biden's desk?.
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@DrAllyLouks No surprise that you turned smell into a woke political and social discourse. I'm sure your non-binary professors loved it.
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@davidaxelrod Real classy to include JFK when mocking Trump- who survived two assassination attempts- moving to an indoor setting. Even if it was just about the weather.
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@mushycrouton Dear gay misogynist,. I would suggest that you have an unhealthy, and frankly disturbing, obsession with JK Rowling. Also, those three twerps owe their entire careers to HER. Any kid could have played those parts.
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@miriwood @MorgothsReview @PrisonPlanet "Your Honor, my client might be six-foot-three tall and have facial hair, testicles, and a currently-erect penis, but he- I mean, she- is clearly a woman and therefore not guilty of being a man.".
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@FBI Ironically, J. Edgar Hoover and the FBI were not fans of fairness and equal justice for MLK Jr.
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@DefiantLs The president of College Democrats is a trans dude who calls himself "Rose.". Democrats, you never cease to disappoint.
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@ImMeme0 Teacher: "Your daughter is using foul language in class.". Her: "She gets it from her father.".
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@AWokeZombie @NBCNews I am tired of my drug dealer forcing me to pay for my drugs. Also, why can't grocery stores just give us food for free?.
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@Bob_cart124 I just think you're a coward who would rather switch sides than protect his own country and people.
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@TateNews_ Or unvaccinated women. Or sober women. Or women who aren't sex workers. Or women who aren't drugged and unconscious.
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@DefiantLs This looks like a smile in a hostage video. Has anyone gotten Will Farrell away from that guy?
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@wilderpatriot "I'm sorry you feel that way, but you ARE the waitress for my table, and I DO want another beer.".
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@wilderpatriot She's taking all of us on a tour through 800 years of Anglo-Saxon language just so some hairy, fat dude in a dress can feel special.
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@TTEcclesBrown Pete Buttigieg is a DEI hire. Richard Levine is a DEI hire. Elizabeth Warren was a DEI scam. KJP even identified herself as four DEI boxes. It's not just for the black folks who are clearly employed/promoted/elected above their intellectual grade, and everyone knows this.
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@budlight Enjoy some brands that DON'T belong to Anheuser-Busch. Make sure the beer you drink from now on does NOT fall under their market share. Here's a good one:
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@JakeWSimons When your goal is to blame Israel for everything, you're hardly going let little things like FACTS and TRUTH stand in your way.
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