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Retired, Navy SeaBee (SWCS) 23 years of service. MDLYNLV. Madly ln love with My best friend, my Wife, Sandy. Sicilian/Cajun/Dago/Coon Ass. 110% American! N0 DM
Bossier City, La.
Joined July 2023
Hello my friends and MAGA followers!! .I finally got my profile picture up. Please don't block me because I'm an ugly old fart. I feel like I'm in the big time now!! 💪💪😂😂😂.
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Good Morning Patriots and MAGA fans!!.On this day in 1952 I came into this world. Happy Birthday to me.I'm as old as a Tree.It's also my wife and I's Anniversary.Look out everyone, I gotta go Pee!! 🥳🥳🧑🦽.
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Well after 13 months, I reached my goal of 5000 followers. I want to thank everyone of you for the friendship and support you've given me. I'm still going to be the same old fart that I was a year ago. Now, on to 10,000 Followers!! 👍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸.
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Japanese scientist are saying now that after almost 40 years waiting for a signal from a distant planet there's no life. There is no life on other planets because if there were the US would have sent foreign aid to them already.
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BREAKING NEWS!!! Jimmy Hoffa was found after Joy Behar removed all of her makeup.
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Good Morning my fellow Patriots!!.How is everyone doing in this 3rd world Banana Republic we call America on this Friday morning??.
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I just got my 12th Elon Musk following me with 44 followers. I feel like I'm shittin in tall Cotton now!! 🧐🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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@BGatesIsaPyscho Yep, sure did!! .It's not cloud seeding or putting chemicals into the air to change the weather or to poison the population!!.Those are "Con" trails otherwise Condensation trails. WATER VAPOR!!.
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13 years ago today, my oldest son lost his life because someone thought it would be funny to spike his drink with uncut heroin. The worst part is when you have to let the Dr. Remove him from life support. Seeing your child take his last breath is devastating for a loving parent.
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I want to thank ALL of the MAGA people that follow me. I'm not on here to see how many followers I can get, I'm here for the fellowship of good people. I read people's profiles and make my own judgement. For all of you sluts and whores, stay away and don't DM. I will block you!.
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Have you ever noticed when you walk into a Spider 🕷️ web 🕸️ you automatically turn into a Ninja?? 🥷.
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Does anyone remember Buck Wheat from The Little Rascals? I just found out that he became a Muslim. They now call him "Kareem A Wheat"!.
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Yesterday I unfollowed over 200 people that never followed me back so I could clear up some space. I also got 62 new followers and lost them at the same time. Don't you think it's time to get some new people that can use math instead of the ones that uses apples and oranges?.
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Good Morning, Patriots!!! How is everyone on this forth Monday of the week?? 😁😁.
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Has anyone noticed yet that the Demonrats are NOT CALLING FOR GUN CONTROL??.
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For ALL of you Bots and Trolls that claimed you won these million dollar lotteries and are willing to pay your bills, please fuck off and don't follow me. Go and scam someone that is gullible enough to believe in your bullshit!!.
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@Me2Susan53 Happy Birthday, Susan 🥳🥳.I wished I had your secret on how not to show your age. Looking good, Sweety!! 👍👍.
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The Bots, Trolls, anti Blacks, Marxist, Communist and Antifa SCUM BAGS can kiss 💋 my dedicated 23years of patriotic service to America's ASS!!!.
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Will someone please tell me how to eat Rabbit. Every time I try to eat, those feet keep kicking me in my head. What am I doing wrong? 🤕.
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Is this a trick question ⁉️ Even a blind person can see that this was a set up from the start and the Vodka Queen was the one behind it.
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So they want to bring back the demonrats mask 😷 mandate. Listen up to you dummies out there. A fart will cut through that face diaper 🧷 just as fast as covid will. The only thing a mask is good for is making the old school sling shot.
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Im on my third pot this morning and somehow I fucked up and wound up here! 😵💫😵💫👍😂😂😂.
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Strike up the band and throw the ugly baby's in the air,Great news. My home oxygen was delivered yesterday and the doctors are letting me go home today!! Now l can have real food.🥳🥳🥳.
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Question. Why is it that when I unfollow someone that is not following me, X in it's infinite wisdom, removes one of my followers that I am following?? Maybe I don't understand but I can sure as hell count my followers. Thanks for the Soap Box time.
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I just saw on Newsmax that the dock workers have suspended their strike.
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When is Meathead going to set himself on fire! I want to see the video, live!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥.
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@marewho12 I guess momma was right when she said quit talking out the side of your mouth!! 😵💫😵💫🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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I have a problem. I have 32 Patriot followers and X says that I can't follow them back because of a ratio. I'm following 5002 with 3743 followers. How the hell do I get rid of the ratio if I can't follow back?? This is the 5th day now. The system sucks!!! 🤬.
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Trump just won Pennsylvania!! .WE HAVE A NEW PRESIDENT!!! 🥳🥳🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🥳🥳🥳🥳.
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Well, l just got my ninth Elon Musk as a follower and this one has a shit load of followers. 113 following. Keep it up, Elon, you are headed for the big top.🤡.
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary .I joined X one year ago today!!.Strike up the band and throw the ugly babies in the air!!.I'm still the same old fart that I was a year ago. 💨💨💨
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@GioBruno1600 Trumps lowest turnout is still 5 times more than ALL of Bidens rallies combined!! 👍💪😁.
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To my fellow Patriots, X just put me on the "Wanted, Dead or Alive" list. It seems that I am following too many people and not enough followers. To the Patriots that are following please be patient, I will be following back as soon as I post bail to get out of X jail. ☹️.
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@kenneth06555801 @_wake_up_USA What's wrong with asking Bidum for help since he's so generous giving our money away to people that don't need it!?.
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@aroad1234 Nothing wrong with a few Hot cups of Kaluha and Coffee on a bitter cold morning. 🥳😵💫.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS to the folks that follow me and to the ones that don't!! Wishing everyone Peace and Joy on this special day. God bless America!!! 🥳.
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So sick of the political BS about climate change. It's just another money making scheme for the political elite. Mother nature has control of the seasons NOT humans. She has done this for over a million years and not one person can change it.
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Good Morning Everyone!!.I have a problem trying to get verified so I can get my Blue Check mark. Everytime I click on " Get Verified" on my profile all I get is a blank black screen. I could sure use some help because most of all the people that follow me have Blue Checks. Help.
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@Nuked4Every1 That minute and a half of Internet fame didn't work out so well, did it?? 😁🤮😂😂😂.
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Kathy Griffin is a satanic twat!! She claims that she has PTSD due to President Trump. Oh boo friggin who. Just hang up your dyed red hair and find peace with all four of your followers.
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@ULTRA_MAJESTY Down here in the south most of us carry and the thug would of never made it to the door. 😵😵🦍🦍🦍.
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@gator526621636 @CreasonJana The great push button dimmer switch on the left side of the floor.
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@USATRUMPMAN1 The Fruit of the Looms Undies. Not so fruity after wearing them ALL DAY! 🤭🤭😵💫.
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@GunTreasure The wall would have been finished by now if FJB hadn't of stopped it. BTW, where's the money from the sale and who put it in their pocket???.
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@JRM58506966 I'm 72 and advise all of the young Rambo wannabee's NOT to try us "Old Farts" on for size, believe me, you definitely won't like the outcome. We have the physical and combat experience, not something from a book we read or a John Wayne war movie we watched a dozen times! 🎯💪👍🇺🇸.
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@adam_antill Three basic things about Electricity, Turn it on, Turn it off, AND LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE!! 🤡🌎.
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Scientist are finding radioactive fish 🐠 near the Fucashima power plant. Hmmm, sounds like the beginning of a new Godzilla movie 🎥 🍿.
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@BrianHirsh1 We all know it's a 🐂💩 debate because Kamaltoe has had the questions for weeks now. Prove me wrong. 🤔.
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@ULTRA_MAJESTY They always run in packs and always jump on the smallest one!! I call them what they are, uncivilized and uncontrollable primates!!! 🦍🦍🦍.
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@josettecaruso @ImMeme0 Keep your personal beliefs and private life out of the workplace!!.You can pump the neighbors cat for all I care, just keep it home. If your job offends you then quit and find another one! ❄️❄️❄️.
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@realTrumpNewsX Give it a rest, Twat Waffle!.Why don't you go hunting with your Daddy. He needs a good pointer. 😵💫🤕.
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@CaliRN619 I'm 72 years old and if I was there two black puddles of shit would be smearing the floor!!! 🤬🤬🤬.
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@MagicDeplorable @JDunlap1974 When you don't comply, they know you have something to hide!! She's lucky that she didn't start kissing the pavement. 🤕🐑.
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@SUBRATA30016572 Yes I do but If the same people are counting them as before, then what's the point??.Bring in some 7th and 8th school kids to do the job. At least they know how to count.
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@LagerthaMuadDib @JDunlap1974 Typical Libtard! Rant and Rave over something you have no idea what you're talking about!! .TDS is strong with this one. 🐑🐑❄️❄️❄️❄️.
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@kellying1022 When my kids made them, I wore them to work. So, what's the Major Malfunction with all of you Snow Flakes?? 🤡🌎.
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@Nuked4Every1 They're not in any position to demand anything!!.We the people DEMAND YOU LEAVE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!! 💪💪🤬🤬🤬🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸.
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@MbGaUSA Hang in there, Brother Matt!.I went through this years ago and thought it was the end of the world. You have plenty of people on X that will give you support when needed. God NEVER gives you more than you can handle. Trust in him and let him carry your load. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏.
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@ProudElephantUS I thought the Olympics committee banned this from happening?.Maybe a Palestinean will run next to him. It would be the first time someone crossed the finish line without a head!!! 🤕.
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@ProudElephantUS MTG has a bushel basket full of balls and knows how to use them, Tommy Boy!!! 💪💪💪.
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