Scrooge McMann
@McmannScrooge
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Firm believer in aliens, anti Ole Miss, mother lover
Joined May 2024
Texting a bitch you like actually makes you feel like an absolute faggot.
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Going to bars when you have a girlfriend proves bars aren’t fun unless single
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@CBKKnowsBall Was thinking more like loud dance club than pitcher and sports with the guys I agree.
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@ChimneyHicks86 Thanks chick honestly haven’t seen too much hate which I’ve been shocked by.
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@cerrett69 I was thinking more like one of the bars where it’s loud and you can’t really talk and you’re just standing there but a dive with darts or pool 100% better with the fellas.
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Can a white boy get a little festive for the holidays
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Judging someone on being fat is more valid than judging someone for their political opinion
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@DabPenBellamy Actually have met some of the guys and they’re not just idiot college guys who peaked in a frat. Smart dudes who take advantage of an ever booming market and actually post some funny shit.
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@69dodgechargers @CBKKnowsBall A lot of places in college area are bars that are transformed into more of these club concepts without actually being a club hence the use of the word.
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@BRotsniffer It’s called the 1% for a reason these other guys don’t put in the same grind that got me to the mindset of constantly blacking out.
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@dawgstatus22 Throwing the gpa and the letters in the bio there is a speed run to northwestern mutual sales.
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@SteadyE69 I’m so fucking washed accidentally had 2 top 10 teams scheduled as a mac team it’s over for me.
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@KanesCabDriv3r I like taxes to give money to black people because I know I’m superior and they need my help type take.
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@averagezoomerg Hmmm I wonder the situations under which an Argentinian and a German would have a child hmmmm how would that happen.
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@BridgewaterBro I feel like not buying girls stuff is just being an inferior male faggo. Your mom probably never had to pay for shit in her life grow some decency and get some pussy.
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@big_strong_al The future of jobs is gonna prompting ai. Good to see you’re already ahead of the curve Alvin.
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@FSUmollz Castellanos triple means no WW3 but stocks will continue to stay fucked for a while.
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@OtisJim98 That wasn’t the bar I had in mind when I made the tweet I agree with this statement.
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I’ll be the one to say it. John calipari was 100% a product of illegally paying players and he is now finally being exposed as a shit coach. God is good fuck that man.
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@MarcusMeth I always wonder what guys with these tats r gonna think when they’re 50 what then.
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@coldcallsniper I’m more focused on the loss of the true big man in the nba. I truly think that if you placed a beast on the block in todays game he would average 50 its just not flashy so no one wants to play like that.
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When my parents are angry at me for being too drunk at Christmas dinner I’m blaming the Mexican caddies who taught me to open a beer with a water bottle
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@bobbycomps Honestly true but it also makes no sense for northerners to pay 70k to go to a school with 80% acceptance rate.
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Fellas how we feeling about being in my 20s asking for legos for my birthday.
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Hot take: a muni in really shitty condition is harder than a nice CC.
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I fucking hate beans if you like beans please unfollow me they ruin everything.
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These dudes must not know what the inside of a classroom even looks like cause how is that even possible.
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I hate early flights I always forget something and always want to kill myself in the airport. Fuck whatever psycho decided we should be allowed to fly at 6am.
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Recently settled down with the new wife. Last night my roommate brings back the last girl I worked on before marriage. Had to pull out some black magic lies about why this chick was yelling she’d been to our crib before.
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Quinn ewers I have way too much currency in your hands please help a man out
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Initially the fame gets to you and you feel like the man. Now I realized I have all these new followers who might not fuck with me like the OGs.
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I realized that instead of going out I prefer drinking a lot during the beautiful sunny day and chilling and going to bed early. Just need to find a wife now to complete it.
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Love actually with the family on Christmas Eve gets 3 big booms
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Just saw the ex. Good news I don’t have feelings for her anymore. Bad news I don’t think I am capable of love anymore.
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This could be a bad take but I think half of the trends on this “burner verse” are so stupid. Like tapping in and pissing on the floor/trashcan is not really funny.
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Bitches who are slightly chubby give the best head 100%.
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Saturday bar crawl for charity in the pouring rain. It’s go time
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Hijacking this truck and putting more muffins in each bag. If you know you know
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@kaliyugacitizen @bobbycomps Rich people stay rich because they set their kids up for good futures. Not send the stupid losers to a place where they gain no connections when they move back north.
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Getting called boss by a Hispanic man is top 1 feeling 0 debate.
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Just made things official with the new lady. Really like this girl but I don’t think the every girl post first love allegations will ever be beat.
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Am I the only one who thinks getting away with murder would be so easy.
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I love going to the dentist and being told my gums are bleeding cause I don’t floss when really they are stabbing them with a sharp point (I don’t floss so they might be right).
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Plan for this weekend is to make enough coin on the book so I can hit target and get the apartment decorated for Christmas. Drop locks below.
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Kids by mgmt might be the most nostalgia inducing song ever.
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Big justice is the alex smith to the rizzlers Mahomes. Rizzler of course gets the hype and love but people disregard the importance of justices legacy.
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Men were never supposed to see the amount of hot people I see on this app and Tik tok per day.
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@landahoy14 Today me and pookie are meeting with Iranian leaders. Doesn’t she just look fire in that hijab.
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@TheOpsWarrior Congratulations you tamed the elephant I could go to Africa and shoot one of those things for its ivory and be happier than going on a date with that thing.
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Going to Vegas right now with pops. Absolutely buzzing at the opportunity to gamble his money eat good food and play some fucking golf.
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@NBAKingBell That Bryson dechambeau guy doesn’t seem actually good im willing to bet he edits his videos.
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Just saw a post from a girl and I have no idea who she is or why I follow her. Was a bikini picture tho so not only does she get a like she gets a BOOM.
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How do people just start affairs. Like is there a type of signal me as a young man would have to give a young milf to have her approach me for an affair. I promise I won’t tell.
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Happy Friday everyone. Hope you all are cracking open some cold ones
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Celebrating national LePookie day in person best moment of my life
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Yes I’m white and yes I’m gonna have the king inside me soon
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Really disappointed my friends didn’t wanna go out tn what am I left to do.
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Me and my dad when it comes to throwin a ball around on the beach
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Turns out everyone is frauds and only the top 4 teams in the country actually would’ve had a chance to win the title. Who would’ve guessed!.
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Relationships only work if the girl likes the guy more than he likes her.
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Can a man fade doing work to get his shit on in the kitchen
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Scrooge one night about a week while faded ago locked himself out of his account but one week later he unlocked it while fucked up and faded. Welcome back to the show.
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Falling in love with a major lib someone please help me.
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The fact I have 60 likes on something rn and haven’t gained 1 follower is some bs man I’m trying to grow the brand.
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Had some total yappers sitting behind me at the movie and turned around at the end thinking they were gonna be high schoolers just for them to be 40 year old cringe ass marvel fans fucking losers.
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Sending 5 tweets u think are bangers into the abyss and getting no likes low key hurts a soul fr.
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