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I am a cheerful loser, so I am a winner. Makarienge welfare recipient.
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hawa walikua wapi when businesses were getting looted today in the CBD?
ANARCHY, VIOLENCE AND PLUNDER MUST CEASE AT WHATEVER COST
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This is the Netherlands.
Our Prime Minister of fourteen years leaves office.
On a bicycle.
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Eh, dating someone for a decade 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳, mungwana finally akapeleka dowry then mrembo akasema she needs to find herself.
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HEHE, I always love how y'all car peeps call cars by their engine and chassis etc to sound complicated. Sasa kama hiyo ni mark II lakini unataka ku-sound kama ni nuclear codes.
If I was to get a comfort oriented JDM on a budget, I'd go for the JZX100 chassis.
Built for comfort and an occasionally flex if equipped with the JZ engine.
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Church sues Zoom after porn streamed during a Bible study class
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Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...
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Like the two pedestrians he knocked on langata road akihepa traffic. Halafu a certain journalist anasema, he was a brilliant police officer just because he tipped him. A load of horseshit.
Many souls died in his hands, many families mourned because of his actions. May be pay for his sins.
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Kuitwa thick is just an internet term to make you feel comfortable. Wewe ni mnono.
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Kuna mungwana alisemanga una withdraw yote unaiweka kwa vidole kama kange day one.
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I've noticed unemployment jokes have sharply reduced on these streets. Shit landed home it seems.
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Are they competing? Anyway for kaluhi there is a lot of creativity on her cooking. Shoba anapikanga mchele tu sometimes, most of the times ni kulalamika vile halipwi. Own opinion.
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When the mad men at the market are the ones applauding you, do not give an acceptance speech. I repeat…
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Nimeona email ya KRA nikashtuka kiasi kumbe they're sending seasons greetings hawana ubaya na mtu bana
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Lasima uongese the word consent ama ujipate Beirut.
We are living in in dangerous and unprecedented times cabron.
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When the lawyer was kidnapped he wrote a note for anyone to pick it apigie bibi yake. Mtu wa nduthi alicall the wife didn't pick. What I am saying is that this habit can be costly.
Ukanicall na a new number I never pick it. You have to text and tell me who you are ndio nikupigie back.
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Wamuchomba was absent despite her gymnastics & Shenanigans from media stations to funerals.
When a crucial vote on a Bill imposing a Housing Levy that has generated huge public interest came up in the House on Tuesday evening, 149 MPs, despite their previous public show of approval or disapproval, were a no- show.
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See what Kimanzi is doing na wangwana wengine wanasema check pinned tweet, assemble, the enemy na kadhalika
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I'm keen to know whether there wil be any tweep who will actively participate in the demos on Monday
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That town is crap. Lodging haina hata hot shower. Unapewa maji na ndoo.
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Jamaa ameenda kudandia mathree hapo koja akaingia huko chini. He's dead bana.
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This is gluttony/glutton. One of the seven deadliest sins which the internet redefined it as being a Foodie
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TEACH YOUR DAUGHTERS
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TEAC..
Woman surrenders to police after stabbing husband to death in Isiolo
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Odm chaps are very vocal and fiery on TV's and parliament. But time ya voting for crucial bills they are nowhere to be seen.
Sifuna: I refused to listen to President Ruto’s lies during the presidential debate.
Mungatana: This isn't an ODM rally, you can’t call the President a liar. Let’s be parliamentary.
Sifuna: We're not in Parliament; this is TV. Speaker Kingi is not here to protect you
#DayBreak
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Just like that. No asking for Twitter & IG followers and other related crap
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Unaona vile kuenda gym ni muhimu kwa madem wanono, mungwana almost broke his spine
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Basketball twitter is an elite group of four motherfuckers who wake up at 3am.
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i was at Naivas yesterday and there was this old lady that was in front of me and her total came out to kes 1500 but her card was declined so y’all already know what i did. God gonna bless me one day because it was a lot of groceries but i helped her put all of it back.
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So Sasa ukisema kenya si ya ______ na mama yake that is incitement and stirring ethnic animosity.
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Akina Jayden na Shantel waki graduate siku hizi wanapiga lap of victory mtaani
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@Ohta_Ryota
there's a day i listened to a sermon ya huyo rogo fellow it was on a al-Shabab propaganda site those days, walai when you're done with it unaeza jipata ukigoogle how to make a simple IED
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Hehe Betty mbusi hehe
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kuna msichana nilikua nikijaribu kumsalimia last year ananiongelesha mafi tu. I learned the other day that she was given a loan kwa shop and then decided to change her usual route to avoid paying. so I saw her on her diversion nikamseti. hehe
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Naaaam mkundu barabara. That kunyi, curved nicely kama Ile bump ya pale clayworks shehe.
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Non religious and non believers can do mattress banking if they feel offended.
I saw Equity thanking God for their journey and success, and I was like is this really necessary as a corporate to do that? How will their 'non-religious / non-believers customers feel?
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Balosi niya eabl brathe. Mimi naona you just stick to criticizing the govt.
Keroche and I have a personal beef coz of the many people their illicits killed in Mathira in the 90s and early 2000s...but Balozi beer must be listed as one of the most elite beers in the world...you swallow 10 and wake up fresh and not smelling like you swallowed a dead animal
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Mungwana lost his job. The wife is still working. Sasa akichomoka asubuhi anachomoka kama amefunga bedroom na amebeba key.
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Mtu anapeleka makende statehouse, laughs and take photos with the same leaders anakuja kukushow have a checklist to chagua them? What sorta nonsense is that? That's a pile of donkey shit.
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Hmmm, those thugs in town who talk to you nicely and you end up giving everything you have even taking them to empty your house they use Scopolamine aka Burundanga aka Devil's breath. it's a hypnotic drug. They blow it in your face or absorbed via handshake
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One of the job seekers I posted here was called and offered a job. Now he wants to give me his first salary as a token of appreciation. I have turned it down. It won't be service to suffering Kenyans if I take your salary. I have instead asked him to give the salary to his mother
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I learned today that he was a radio presenter, honestly I thought all he did was make videos burning clothes and dramas with his girlfriend.
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I remember vile raia walipiga sherehe huku when safaricom announced they're launching the home Fibre biz. I also remember how guys were tweeting photos of their zuku routers kwa dustbin. Wakisema wame toka toxic relationship. 🤭🤭🤭🤭
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Merchandise on this app are inflated to astronomical levels. I realized mofos on Twitter love exhortation in the name of kufika bei.
Nmeona Marvin ya 200 bob mnauza 800 bob.
Mnakuwaga Serious hii App kweli??
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The same TL Influencers doing the campaigns back to back are usual the same ones who complain about the same actors on rotation on the tv. You believe you're good on what you do that's why you're in all campaigns they are also good at what they do. Ama namna gani?
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Kama huyo ni mtu amesoma, running a hotel, na anafikiria hivyo, you can imagine the peeps in his village, wale walidrop out std four.
Hehehe Mwabili is the reason why his village mates are being recruited to Cults
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I don't know her at all, but I think she made the right decision. Kuwacha mungwana baharini kama jini was the right decision.
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Twitter and IG, two parallel dimensions. Mtu ako Twitter spewing negativity ukilog IG ni sherehe za harusi tu, announcing pregnancies etc.
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Hahaha bana muchiri wa hiv pointed that out akakujiwa na Cabal, Sasa anajiita gulag anga goolugz.
Hyo Twitter Huwa na issues....Kama Kuna wale wanaenda Vacations na Wanakunywa Expensive liquors na Mama Zao Nyumbani hawana stima for months....I can't be surprised
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There was a tweet mwabili asked what Rao kids are contributing to the campaign by following their dad around. The amount of insult this fellow got...
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Everytime this fellow does something, women feel attacked. Is everything about women? These are the questions that keeps me awake at night.
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From those threads Kuna hundreds of pretty pretty women on these streets chini ya maji. Lakini wangwana will keep revolving around the usual 15 popular ones.
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Don't price your pussy out of the game. Sell it according to the neighborhood that you live in.
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Bro Ocholla explaining to Jesus what he meant by his chat on the prayer cell.
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I don't know if this is deep as hell or as shallow as Langata public cemetery graves.
"When they sit, be standing. When they stand, be outstanding. When they are outstanding, be the standard"
#OnTheMove
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Lacazette Vs Morata. How will they perform? Will they deliver? DSTV is making it all happen from tomorrow.
#CommunityShieldKE
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I had to google just to confirm that Nebraska is in America. Child labor in America? FIFA should re-think hosting the world cup in this country.
These photos show children working in a Nebraska slaughterhouse – their faces are obscured. The Labor Department found more than 100 children were working in dangerous conditions, some reporting chemical burns. 60 Minutes reports, tonight.
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I remember her siblings publicly declaring their support for Lee. I feel them.
NAKURU: Susan Kihika (UDA) declared Nakuru governor elect garnering 440,797 followed by incumbent Lee Kinyanjui (Jubilee) who got 225,351 votes
#KenyaDecides2022
#KenyaDecides
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I don't know what sin miguna committed to be subjected to all these, all he did was just swear in someone illegally, the same fellow who is now cool and in the same bed with the govt.
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Kenyan thugs bana, pulling a 72M heist, what's the need to repaint a car? Pablo Escobar akideliver drugs alikua anatupa Ndege kichakani. Hawa waizi wakenya Namna gani
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I thought Mombasa peeps will lenga the celebrations given what the government has been doing over there lately. I was wrong. I was mistaken. I was bamboozled. I was hoodwinked. I was deceived. I was flimflammed. All these words damn.
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Jana I was Seated next to this fellow on zuri, cabron got a text and started shedding some tears. Sasa I thought ni dem amemtoroka ama he lost a loved one. So I told him 'Pole boss'
Akanishow ni bet yake ya 126k imeshika.
Damn.
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Yo broke ass girlfriend out here typing amen under pictures of money 😂
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