Fredrick Nyambare 🐐
@nyambareMPH
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I am just here in this world to make a positive difference no matter how small. It doesn't matter who notices.
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Victor Wanyama's job is not to construct classrooms and hospitals for you or for Kenyans. You pay taxes for that. Ask your government to do this and take this bullshit very far away from Mr. Wanyama.
This hospital has been constructed by Didier Drogba right from the purchase of land. Our Own Victor Wanyama earns 28 million every month but has not constructed a single classroom in his backyard which will cost him a mere 700k.
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I have two job interviews this week and I am really hoping one of them materialises. I am tired of job hunting.
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I almost got a heart attack when I got home thinking my little man has broken our TV only to find out he put on the “Broken TV screen effect” video on YouTube to prank me.
Defund kids. These people are monsters.
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Stop giving these people platforms to spew bullshit to Kenyans
@citizentvkenya
@KoinangeJeff
If it's Wednesday you know it's
#JKLive
from 9pm...Taaanite, KDF in the streets of most towns? Why? What's their role? Are we a failed nation? We sit down with Defence CS
@HonAdenDuale
...Spread THE WORD!
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Hata mimi ningelia. Hiyo cake ni kidogo sana.
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A Subaru driver has let me overtake him on the Southern Bypass and he has made no attempt to chase me.
What is going on in this Country?
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Uzuri ukiwa na pesa, no one gives a fuck where you take them for a first date. Unaweza mpeleka Mwendas halafu yeye na mabeste wake watasema the way you are so down to earth. Always focus on making money gentlemen.
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It's incest, not Nairobi.
My friend's side chic is his cousin. Nairobi! Nairobi!! Nairobi!!!
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I remember when my mum separated with my dad, she called all of us and talked to us about it. She said "I am leaving your dad but that doesn't mean you have to leave him as well. Feel free to have a relationship with him". She didn't trash talk him but we all knew. ELITE WOMAN.
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My house is so beautiful at night. I did all of this without stealing from anyone. Pesa ya furniture ndio bado sina.
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Neither will milk.
September reminder, alcohol will not take your problems away.
Shallom.
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Buy your girl that salted caramel cake from ArtCafe. Thank me later.
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Scenes!
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If you are jobless or need something to do on the side, please register your profile on ProSapient. I get too many consultancies from that platform.
Thank me later.
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The correct response when your wife tells you she is going out with her friends is to ask her how much money she wants. Simple.
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Do you have friends who inspire you?
Greetings from Ng’iya, Siaya County.
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I ordered an Uber yesterday and this lady driver accepted the request. When I got into her car, the first thing I noticed when I got into her car were the “No sexual harassment” stickers on all her windows. I asked her why and the stories she told me! Men, we need to do better.
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Yesterday was a beautiful day. Thank you everyone for the love anniversary wishes.
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EABL should bring back that drink driving advert that had the slogan "Life moves on when you die". It had friends replacing you in the squad with another guy and your wife/girlfriend starting to date with the new nigga using your car and sleeping in your house. It was powerful.
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I can’t believe many years ago when I was frustrated with life, I blocked one of my former High School classmates on Facebook for buying an S500. He is an executive chef for a rich family in Dubai.
Anyway, we just reconnected and I am not jealous of his success anymore. Growth.
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Kasarani Stadium is always ready for any government event but never ready for what it is meant for - sports.
FORMER President Moi to be buried on Wednesday, February 12 in Kabarak, funeral service scheduled for Tuesday in Kasarani Stadium.
#RIPPresidentMoi
#RIPMoi
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I went to the Freshers’ Party to welcome the new First Year Students to Campus. When she told me her name I got so pissed off because I believed there was no way that was her real name.
She was actually called DUECE - 20 years ago.
We now have a 10 year old son. Amazing.
Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half?
Indulge me I’m a romantic!
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Tuskys or Game. Check section ya dusters.
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Politicians are always willing to settle hospital bills but can't pass necessary laws for affordable healthcare or hold those responsible for health accountable.
Babu Owino offers to settle legal, hospital bills of man accused of attempting to smuggle daughter out of KNH
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You don't know men. It's money that makes men happy. When you have money, you can leave the door open.
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We must also remember that they are still going to give KRA exemption to allow them to all our private data.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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I want to apologize to the guy I told the he has an iPad instead of a TV.
I am so sorry. I was young and I have since left my bullying ways.
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Murkomem angenyamaza tu ama aseme we will do better. Larry is taking him to the cleaners vibaya sana.
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Mwenye Blazer ako kwa picha. 😂
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Catch me dead contributing my hard earned money to develop ANY of my former schools because I am an alumni. I don't care if the school collapses, Sir. My relationship with all my former schools ended when I got my clearance certificate.
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Governor angesema ataweka library kwanza at Uhuru Park asomee degree yake. Ni clubs tu anafikiria.
Dear Wangari Maathai, we are sorry. We are so sorry 😞
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Greetings from Siaya! Hanging out with the birthday boy, Silas!
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Otile Brown just gives us good music, minds his own business and focuses on his dressing. A King.
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I am turning 40 years old tomorrow. For my birthday this year, I have been raising money to pay school fees for needy and bright girls in High School. My target was to get at least KShs. 500,000 for this initiative. I have so far raised KShs. 243,277 through Till number 9190185.
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Can we first get clean water for all?
Can we first have programmes to mitigate drought and famine?
Can we first have enough medical personnel in our hospitals?
Can we first get our PRIORITIES right?
CS Kindiki: Kenya is headed towards an electronic ID with a machine-readable chip and QR code
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Happy 40th birthday to my best friend and the love of my life. You are aging ever so gracefully. I Love You
@dee_malava
❤️❤️❤️
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Where did he say he was horny or wants to sleep with her jameni? He just believes he is tall, dark and handsome. Nothing wrong with that.
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Kisumu sunsets are so beautiful no matter where you are watching them from.
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Women marry men all the time. This is not new, Sophie.
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"Dear Fredrick,
Thank you for showing interest in the position of XXX in our organization.
After an extensive interview process, It gives me great pleasure to formally offer you the role, Congratulations!"
I have two job interviews this week and I am really hoping one of them materialises. I am tired of job hunting.
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A polite reminder to you that this year I committed to help people PRO BONO to Prepare for Interviews, Provide Career Guidance, help with college degree choices and Understand the Job Market in NGOs and Private Sector.
Hit my DM if you need help in any of these. Please RT.
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To love and be loved back is the most beautiful thing in the world.
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Ukishatoka kwa shamba
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At 5am in the morning, beside our bed. She still said yes.
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This is 40! Grateful for the gift of life, my ever supportive family and friends. Here is to another 40!
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Good morning
@tonibraxton
, I am back in the US again this year. Offer still stands.
By the way
@tonibraxton
I am in the US this week if you want to hook up for drinks let me know. I am buying.
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She went through a thorough vetting process and got cleared for her appointment but now she is the dock for something she allegedly did before she was appointed as CoB?
Who should be in the dock? The agencies/departments responsible for vetting.
Controller of Budget, Dr. Margaret Nyangate Nyakang'o, has today been charged with; defrauding Claudia Mutungi of Ksh 29 million; operating FEB Sacco Society Limited without a valid licence; and forgery.
#HakiNaUsawa
#TukomesheUfisadi
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Organizations should stop asking people about salary expectations during interviews and using that as a reason to lock people out of jobs. Alternatively, just post the salary range with the job advert, it will save many job seekers a lot if time.
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Even when you get the girl you like, don’t stop DATING her. Wine and Dine her.
More importantly, regularly send her gifts and money. Sana sana money.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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There is an interview I did last October. Reference checks done first week of November. HR congratulated me and mentioned that they are working on an offer. The recruitment was apparently urgent. Mpaka leo I am still waiting. Job hunting can be a mess on your mental health.
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We got Married on a Thursday afternoon. We were at the AG Chambers at 1.45pm and by 2.30pm we were officially married.
Immediately we received the certificate, both of us went back to work.
Simple.
Kwa AG do they open during lunch break?
Nikitoka ofisi at 11.30 am nitakuwa nimeolewa by 12.30pm, tufanye reception ya 1.5 hrs Art Cafe, turudi job by 2.15pm?
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I married from the best family. I love them so much and they love me right back. Long may it continue.
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Throwing our friends and family a party to mark our 10th Marriage Anniversary. It’s going to be a good day.
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Please get your parents on NHIF. If they are retired civil servants, there is a nice
@nhifkenya
cover called KARO below 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
Medical care in Kenya is expensive.
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Don't let anyone lie to you, money can buy you happiness.
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And then we have our CS for Luo Affairs.
Rwanda ICT Minister Unpacking AI for the African child Context - We are led!!
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I have some time tomorrow and I am tempted to share with you guys some of my personal experiences from job hunting from 11am. Would you guys be interested?
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Polite reminder that my younger brother runs a taxi and car hire business in Kisumu (Davopy Taxis) so if you ever get to Kisumu and need a taxi or self drive car, please let me know. Please RT.
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Even you guys, a tour company, didn't know?
Who even would have thought this is a place in kenya? 😍
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When you go out for sherehe at night with friends, please disable the “Do Not Disturb” feature until you get back home safe. Some of us genuinely want to know if you got home safe but can’t reach you. This City has too many scary stories. Look out for one another.
Goodnight.
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The "how" is what you need to tell people.
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My cousin went in for routine dialysis on Friday, got a stroke while at the hospital and he was dead 48 hours later. Life is so fickle. May he rest in peace.
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I have actually worked with potato farmers and stakeholders including The National Potato Council and the KFC conversation on the timeline shows how much many people don’t know about potatoes and their value chains. For a start, there are over 30 registered potato varieties.
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Let her pay the bill then later send her twice the amount of money she spent on the date as Uber money.
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Rest In Peace my brother, Nick. Thank you for all the memories and for always making me look dapper. You will be so missed. May your killers find justice.
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Hahahaha.
@SarovaHotelsKen
this is the best you could do? The way your hotels make so much money. Halafu
@KNH_hospital
is proud of this? This shows you how Healthcare workers are regarded in this country.
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Countries are banning flights from
#Covid19
countries landing in their countries but your Minister is asking them to come saying Mbagathi Hospital is ready to handle Corona Virus. Europe with their 5 star hospitals are struggling but our Minister says Mbagathi is ready. Mbagathi!
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Usiwahi andika uko na 32 inch TV kwa social media tena.
@fredwhitecap
Mine broke my 32 inch threw a metal toy plane at it but I upgraded to 50inch & the threats i issued would not make him even dare come close to it!!
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You need to move on.
Remember the girl I told you about that left me for a guy who owns a TV set when I didn't have one?? Now she watches me on that same TV at 7pm. She called me some days back saying that I send her greetings while closing the bulletin. God is great. 🙏.
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Tell us. You said you belong on the streets.
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Never been arrested. Won't be. Show me an OB number.
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Shall we?
DISCLAIMER: These are my own PERSONAL experiences. They may help or they may not. I still believe there is someone who can benefit. Please RT.
I have some time tomorrow and I am tempted to share with you guys some of my personal experiences from job hunting from 11am. Would you guys be interested?
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Kama ni mtoto wa around 30 years then anafaa kunyonya forever
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Are your children dropping out of school then?
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It's my birthday today. Cheers to the last 39 years. Here is to another 39 years. Thankful for good health, family and friends.
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To avoid this, work hard and buy your own car.
Watu wakona gari hukushw vile mnafaa zidi kesho mapema ya 5am alafu wanna pull up 9am saa yenye ulioga na ukavaa 4:30
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Who told you their choices have anything to do with men?
Saitan, wtf is this? Men where did we fail? Is it because we cheat soo much or is this peer pressure??
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Anyone who trashes potatoes or onions gets blocked on my TL. Yes, you can eat warus everyday (mash, roast, chips etc.) and there is nothing like too much onions on food. Keep that negativity to yourself.
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Nonsense. If your boyfriend's kitchen looks like this, he is just a dirty person. He probably doesn't change his boxers as well.
If your boyfriends kitchen is not like this. Then somebody is cleaning for him 😂😂😂😂
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Kama unafuata standards on Twitter then wewe ndio uko na problem.
Zile standards zio uku. Mnatrash android, mtu akinunua iPhone 6 pia ni shida. Sasa kama hatuna pesa ya iPhone X ama 11 tufanye nini?!
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I have worked for 5 organisations in my career and all of them pay interns. Please don't justify exploitation of interns with "providing experience". Interns do actual work and bring in revenues to your companies. They have expenses too.
#PayInterns
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