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@MayorSilent

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Proud mayor of Silent Hill since 1999. #silenthill My secretary is @WinslowDumaine

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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
4 years
Help
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Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
The vaccine roll out in Silent Hill has been incredible. We owe it all to our unusually high number of nurses and startlingly abundant supply of needles.
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
4 years
Men will literally go to Silent Hill and confront the horrors of their sins instead of going to therapy.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
As we move towards reopening Silent Hill, remember that you are not forgiven.
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
Yeah, I have an NFT: a Nightmare Fog Town.
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@MayorSilent
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@PopCulture2000s I was getting stabbed by children in an abandoned grade school but I'm glad she had fun at the movies I guess
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
1 year
Silent Hill town border as seen from above.
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
Apartment for rent 1 bedroom Great view of the city In unit washer/dryer Tons of storage Technically unlimited sq ft Totally soundproof VERY SECURE! Call Sullivan: 555-3750
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Homestar (COMMISSIONS OPEN)
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HOW TF DO U BEAT THIS RED FUCK
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@MayorSilent
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In Silent Hill, we don't need fancy cell phone alerts. We have air raid sirens and we get by just fine.
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@MayorSilent
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1 year
Girl Dinner ✨👶✨
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
9 months
Can anyone help me with this present
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
Do not let this couple adopt your baby.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
Every time.
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@MayorSilent
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In Silent Hill, there is no student loan forgiveness, only student loan revenge.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
Cryptocurrency Silent Hill 🤝 pyramid schemes
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Mayor of Silent Hill
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The results are in and the people of Silent Hill have extended my sentence by another four years. I swear to God I'll do something about the thing on Levin Street, I just need to find the ammo.
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
This Veteran's Day, please take a moment to appreciate Silent Hill's own Alex Shepherd, a local resident who believes he bravely fought in a war, somewhere, at some point in time.
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
1 year
"Two tickets to Oppenheimer" "And two tickets to Barbie"
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
Honestly, the Walmart in Silent Hill is no worse than any other Walmart.
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
Andrew Tate has arrived in Silent Hill and is getting pizza with fellow alpha male Eddie Dombrowski.
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
Hey @elonmusk I'll sell you Silent Hill for 40 billion. It's a great little property! plus your dad is already here looking for the child he had with his stepdaughter. DMs are open! I don't take doge but I do take emeralds!
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
Marriage Crisis, everyone!
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Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
Climate change activists attempted to throw soup on the painting of Pyramid Head in the Silent Hill Historical Society, but when they opened the can it was full of lightbulbs.
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
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Happy International Women's Day 🩷
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░T░H░E ░R░E░░W░ A░S░░A ░░H░O░ L░E░░I ░N░░M░ Y░░ B░I░O░░ I░T░'░S░░G░O░ N░E░░N ░O░W░
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
The Silent Hill nurse are giving out booster shots the way they do best: randomly and without warning.
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
1 year
Go to Silent Hill. Get beat up by nurses. Go to bowling alley. Get beat up by nurses. Go to Otherworld. Get beat up by nurses. Go to hospital. Get beat up by nurses. Go to school. Get beat up by nurses. Go to prison. Get beat up by nurses.
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
Whatever happens today, remember: No one can take away the memories you've made in this town. No one. No matter how hard you try.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
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WILDEST DREAMS HAHA 🧣
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outside of 9/11, what's a major historical event you lived through that you'll never forget where you were when it happened?
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Mayor of Silent Hill
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Tomorrow is either going to be the best day of the past eight years or it will be the most humiliating failure of my time in office, and that includes the whole meat-in-the-mail fiasco.
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
1 year
You're worried about a dodge mechanic. I'm looking for a Jeep mechanic. We are not the same.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
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Watch out for these two.
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
4 years
Silent Hill was a perfectly normal town until a botched gender reveal party trapped us in a nightmare dimension.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
This is my favorite painting in the Silent Hill Historical Society.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
"Sir, another symbol of your guilt over your sexual violence has appeared in Silent Hill."
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Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
Me starting into my own reflection after accidentally spilling my third consecutive cup of Hawaiian Punch
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
7 months
Just two dudes having a good time
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
1 year
What the hell is this
@agnosoul
kyle 4KLD
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what if...
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
11 months
Worked hard to get this view.
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
7 months
So this monster grabbed me the other day and said "hit x if you want to get away" and I was like "buddy, hitting my ex is the reason I'm here in the first place"
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Mayor of Silent Hill
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
Why should you live in Silent Hill? * Cheap meat just lying around everywhere * Everything is within jogging distance * I don't know how taxes work so I let everything slide * No Canadians * The love of your life lives here, you just have to come find them * Absolution of sins
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Mayor of Silent Hill
4 years
Silent Hill residents will not be receiving the $600 stimulus, they'll be receiving a box of 9mm ammo, a bottle of vitamin water, and a key shaped like a pig or spiral or whatever.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
10 months
HENRY KISSINGER HAS APPEARED IN SILENT HILL
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Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
I had a chance to visit our sister city of Centralia, PA, today. Not many people know this, but Centralia was actually based on Silent Hill. Pennsylvania loved our little town so much that they made their own. True story.
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
8 months
There was a rat here. It's gone now.
@WinslowDumaine
Gatorade Should Be Thicker.
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Had to make a pilgrimage to the Chicago Rat Hole
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Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
Prince Phillip has arrived in Silent Hill.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
1 year
A great birthday present. Happy birthday, James.
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
Hello citizens. I'm giving away this record about Silent Hill! If you want a chance to win, just *quote tweet this post* with a *true, one sentence summary* of the worst thing you've ever done. One entry per person! I'll pick the winner in a week!
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Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
I hustled hard to get this far.
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
1 year
Before building a high speed rail, take a look at this map:
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
11 months
This is the scariest thing I've ever seen and I live here.
@manfightdragon
Lance McDonald
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This is a real screenshot of Silent Hill Ascension. Anyone "excited" for this is completely out of their mind or just not aware of what it is. Spend money to vote on what weekly pre-rendered cutscene you get to watch on a streaming service. This is awful.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
The winner of the annual Silent Hill costume contest has been disqualified after we discovered it was not, in fact, a costume.
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
7 months
I'm receiving reports of a 500 Foot Tall Extremely Yearnful Woman that is stomping around downtown Silent Hill. We have dispatched the Town Incel to ask her for a hug to make her go away.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
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Writing "Boys Go To Jupiter...... To Get More Stupider" on the side of a abandoned doll factory to taunt the local widower
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Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
There is a boat stuck in the Silent Hill canal and it is absolutely teeming with corpses.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
The Silent Hill police scanner is down so here are the updates: Dog bites man Wheelchair on Levin street Child bites man Derelict car on Ashbury Thing bites man Crichton road missing Metaphor bites man Loitering near Green Owl Antiques Man kills God
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
I opened a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch a goddamn key fell out.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
The CDC hasn't said anything about people who live in a bloodsoaked punishment dimension so I'm keeping the mask mandate going.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
So I says to the guy, that's no nightmare manifestation of my unconscious guilt, that's my wife!
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Mayor of Silent Hill
9 months
What the hell
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Mayor of Silent Hill
9 months
Can anyone help me with this present
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Mayor of Silent Hill
6 months
I wouldn't tell people I won the lottery but there would be signs
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Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
@sladamgang03 @PopCulture2000s I am the mayor of Silent Hill
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Mayor of Silent Hill
4 months
Drake has appeared in Silent Hill and he's currently being torn apart by monsters that look like underage girls.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
Remember: being immediately pessimistic about things you haven't even experienced is the single best way to find new, fun, inspiring experiences.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
"YoUr ToWn Is JuSt a MeTaPhOr!!" Yeah ok buddy, tell me all about your English degree after you've been stabbed by a nurse with no face
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Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
I have a Twitter, you don't need to contact me like this
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Mayor of Silent Hill
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I'm not putting yellow paint on anything in Silent Hill. Getting angry at locked doors and unpassable obstacles is part of our local charm.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
I'm being told that I should stop saying I'm "laying pipe in Silent Hill" but I am out of bullets and what the hell am I supposed to do
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
6 months
The silent one.
@YIMBYLAND
YIMBYLAND
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What's the smallest hill you're willing to die on?
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Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
Big news!, They're building a new Konami Burger in Silent Hill. It'll be fresh and beautiful and have a unique take on your favorite burgers. If you want the original Konami Burger, that's still available. Building a new one does not destroy the old one. Hope this helps!
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Mayor of Silent Hill
1 year
Nobody tell her what's at the bottom.
@FaithMDAmato
Faith D'Amato
1 year
How come none of you told me that there was a literal lake in Toluca Lake???
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Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
Other cities might have cute coffee shops or incredible museums but does your city have a Hole That Goes On Forever? Yeah that's what I thought
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Mayor of Silent Hill
1 year
Sobbing loudly, calling my lawyer, they can't get away with this
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@MayorSilent
Mayor of Silent Hill
7 months
My landlord said rent is increasing so he can "update the puzzles"? Why does my apartment have puzzles???
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Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
Nice God bro, did your mom summon it for you?
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Mayor of Silent Hill
9 months
we need an alcohol-free space for deeply traumatized adults with no friends to meet each other
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Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
Derek Chauvin has arrived in Silent Hill Penitentiary.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
There are no evictions in Silent Hill because no one owns anything but their sins.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
This man stole my DoorDash order
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Mayor of Silent Hill
1 year
Tucker Carlson has appeared in Silent Hill and boy howdy he is having a bad time
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Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
Say what you will about Silent Hill, but when our combat is bad, it actually improves the experience.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
Silent Hill: Loud as hell Raccoon City: Basically no raccoons Rapture: Full of atheists New Jersey: Really old Who is in charge of naming these places?
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Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
So I says to him, "buddy, we all got a mysterious hole in our bathroom - it's called a toilet."
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Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
I regret to inform you that Silent Hillapalooza has again resulted in a bloodbath.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
Do not tag me in your gaming tweets, I am being chased down the street by empty wheelchairs, I do not have time for this
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Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
The Chinese rocket has crashed in Silent Hill. Brookhaven hospital looks about the same.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
Convening a special town hall meeting will be this Wednesday. Bring a flashlight.
@SilentHill
Silent Hill Official
2 years
In your restless dreams, do you see that town? The latest updates for the SILENT HILL series, will be revealed during the #SILENTHILL Transmission on Wednesday, October 19th, at 2:00 PM. PDT
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Mayor of Silent Hill
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@sladamgang03 @PopCulture2000s Oh so I guess you're too good to get a wound in a elementary school
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Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
It's Easter Sunday in Silent Hill and we're celebrating the resurrection of every monster we didn't stomp.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
4 years
Some people are concerned that we will be opening up schools and restaurants again, but I can assure you that most of the doors in Silent Hill are never going to be open.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
A man goes to his doctor and says "Help me, doc. I'm depressed." The doctor says "There's a great clown in town named Pagliacci, go have a good laugh." The man says "But doctor," Then a nurse bursts into the room and stabs them both because the hospital was in Silent Hill.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
Literally none of this would be happening if they just gave the Olympics to Silent Hill.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
Ghislaine Maxwell has arrived in Silent Hill.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
4 years
This is the fourth time this has happened. Sometimes, I hate being the mayor of Silent Hill.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
3 years
As we get closer to Halloween, please remember: Run
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Mayor of Silent Hill
2 years
Fucked up.
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Mayor of Silent Hill
1 year
There's actually a 4th stage and you're not going to like it
@god_brane
Meat Boy
1 year
three stages of finding a hole in a wall 1. seeing the hole, admiring it 2. jumping in it 3. staring out at the world with a curious new perspective
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