Matt Charlton
@Matt_Charlton
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‘Exercise your best judgement’ says Boris Johnson to country that elected him Prime Minister.
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Off peak open return to Manchester Piccadilly.
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Have YOU been involved in a trip to Durham that wasn’t your fault?
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After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
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The UK Government are going to leave it next to the radiator, aren’t they.
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Took 93yr Mum to vote,she's registered blind. In a loud voice she said, “Name an 80s sitcom set in a bar" Cheers went up from waiting voters
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Accidentally shot an Arctic Monkeys album cover out of my Boston hotel window. I call it ‘The Cars’.
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@Julian5News
@TomThorogood
I hope this is the moment where what I call ‘X-Factor parlance’ is blown to smithereens.
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It’s weird looking forward to a TV show being ‘on’ again... and not in a ‘oh yeah I’ve heard that’s good I’ll watch that at some point’ way. Proper appointment telly.
#LineofDuty
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@RealMattLucas
Thought process: “is that Blue P… It can’t be Bl… dear God it’s Blue Peter, isn’t it. What did he just say?!”
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It looks as if he’s sitting on top of the chair and his little legs are dangling over the backrest.
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After they divorce, if she doesn’t call her tell-all book ‘Carrie On Boris’, then I don’t really know what we’re doing here.
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@hrtbps
from the photo, it looks like they're trying to pin this one on you. Have you done something with your hair?
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@gregjames
As the killer was tying that woman to the bed and slipping his wife a roofie, I was thinking what a nice house it was...
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Oh my choice of contraception? I spend half an hour on a video call with my nephews.
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Dark times? Feeling a little bit down? Don’t worry: here comes HMRC - three times in one day - to remind you your tax return is due in January.
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Actual lovely print issues of things where you can smell the fresh pages, lose yourself amongst the words and don’t have to accumulate eye bags by squinting through artificial light. Put the kettle on.
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The irony is that Amazon can’t claim gift aid as they don’t pay tax in the UK.
#comicrelief2024
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So can I have sex whilst wearing a face mask in a garden centre or not?
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@goulcher
Legit broke my wrist during a lesson when I was nine, but the PE teacher told me to stop crying and get on with it. Had to have it reset whilst on laughing gas. The teacher's name? Mr Brakewell.
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Don’t worry about your exam results today. I did relatively well, and now I’m doling out unrequested life lessons to strangers on an app I don’t really know the name of anymore.
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I will keep repeating this tweet until it gets the respect it deserves.
#MasterChef
#CelebrityMasterchef
http://t.co/o38Bc4q4UQ
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Does crying count as a musical instrument?
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March: 15 degrees Celsius.
British people - tops off, tats out, ice cream, crowded beer garden.
October: 15 degrees Celsius.
British people - parkas, scarves, spiced fucking lattes, fireside in a pub.
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@chrissyteigen
@chloeepartridge
The recap sentence after the ad break gets me. ‘I can’t believe you left the prize winning monkey on the bus! What are we gonna do?!’
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I take any chance I bloody can to write about Macca, so here I go pinning this piece for
@theipaper
around his new 7” box set. Thanks to
@shaunwkeaveny
and
@ChrisShawEditor
for their words.
@PaulMcCartney
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I went back to Manchester (in my head) and wrote about
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If you can’t handle me at my worst then yeah fair enough.
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Hello. I'm providing a public service and banging on about The Prisoner simultaniously... LOOK!
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Resisting the urge to slip into a twitter convo involving editors I’ve pitched to and never heard back from and typing ‘Look at you, able to write a reply!’
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To mark the fact that’s it’s now the evening I’m going to sit in a different chair to look at my phone.
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Well here’s some news - I now have a TV column at the
@nme
. Isn’t that nice? Here’s the latest, and you can see the first two by clicking on my name. Which is Matt Charlton. Hi.
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Genuinely delighted to find out where I have to send my Covid test back to.
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Eurovision’s very own
@SamRyderMusic
doing his thing at the new
@sohohouse
Brighton yesterday.
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200 years ago (last month), I went to Berlin for
@rollingstoneuk
on a David Bowie assignment.
David Bowie. For Rolling Stone.
The latest issue is out this very day. Fantastic writers, engrossing subject matter, and beautiful photography. Oh, and my thing too. ★
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Lads, chaps, ma peeps - my first feature for
@empiremagazine
- all about the inflight movie - is in the new issue. It combines my four favourite things - travel, history, entertainment and facts only ever useful in pub quizzes. Thanks to
@Terri_White
for giving me some pages.
It's new Empire day! The
#FalconAndWinterSoldier
issue is OUT NOW – speaking to Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan, Kevin Feige and more. Also inside: the making of
#Minari
, going loopy with
#PalmSprings
, the origin of
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, the return of Emilio Estevez,
#LineOfDuty
and more!
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Sorry I’m late - I was brought down by the Left Wing economic establishment
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Happy 70th NME. Literally the only good thing about my school was that they took out a subscription for the library. Then, just under two decades later, I wrote this.
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No one seems to be taking about this
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@thetimes2
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The link, is just below.
(It’s just below, it’s just below, it’s just below)
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This is Sophie. She’s a brilliant music writer, and I’m getting on her good side now as she will run this town one day soon.
Absolutely overjoyed to share that in a few weeks’ time, I will be joining Team
@NME
as their New Music Writer. I can’t wait to learn and grow in this role, and I’m so grateful that my dream has become reality.
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Had the jab. Everything’s fine apart from the fact that I had a nap afterwards, and when I woke up I played the Windows® start up music?
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We are very lucky to be alive at the same time as this man. Few people can say they have simultaneously changed the world, and brought immeasurable joy to billions of people. Happy 80th James Paul McCartney. You will be spoken of with reverence and a smile for centuries to come.
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I would make a joke about Lilt disappearing but I stopped writing tropical comedy years ago.
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Only this makes my home town Tunbridge Wells cool. The cinema where
#Bowie
's parents met. Now a hole in the ground.
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What was your aha moment when you realised ‘wow, that’s the same actor!?‘
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Let me once again draw your attention to the absolutely 100% genuinely non-satirical Trumpy Bear.
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A horse got into my parent’s garden yesterday evening. Standard Saturday night.
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