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🏔️🔥🦉🌲☕️🥧 Author, Dreamweaver, WritersHQ Member. Pushcart, Best of the Net, & Best Microfiction nominee. Twin Peaks Fan. He/him. Latest pubs in links.

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@MatGost
Bat🦇 Ghost👻
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Morning #WritingCommunity ! 👋 I'm Mat. I write short stories. I love Twin Peaks & Alan Moore. My debut collection came out in 2023 via @thealienbuddha , & I've got a novella with the amazing @darkwinterlit for 2025. Part of @TrashCatLit team 🦝 Pubs & more:
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I didn't choose the Doug life, the Doug life chose me. #TwinPeaks @Kyle_MacLachlan
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@imteddybless @buntyhoven @Ryanintheus To be fair, Cadburys should make it much more clear that the Creme Egg is not a real egg at all, but merely a cunningly-designed confection that looks exactly like a real hen's egg in every respect.
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Am I doing this right?
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IMO, “erasure poetry” is not poetry in any way. And to destroy someone else’s writing—or, God forbid, poem—and then call the leftover words a new “poem” is pure philistinism. Fight me.
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@babysbbreath There are two lit mags inside us all
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There's a telegraph pole on the corner that works as a time machine. On hot days the heady #smell of creosote transports me back to the easy days of that one sunny summer, that outdoor pool - endless crinkle-fingered hours spent laughing, splashing, bombing, and diving. #vss365
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@Kelly_McKernan Next year it'll be the words too. Then it'll be entire lifestyle mags, news sites, then books, then TV, then movies. Unless we as consumers of media say no.
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I'd love to edit an anthology of quiet horror. Short stories drenched in edgy atmosphere, subtle weirdness, and creeping dread. Slow-burning, unsettling mood over splatter and gore. Just sending this out into the universe. Any presses/writers interested in making this happen?
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The youngsters will never know how it felt. #TwinPeaks #UnpopularOpinion
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@fiImgal This one really jumped out at me
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#TwinPeaks vs everything else on TV.
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Entitled Lit Mags. A Twitter micro in four parts.
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@wildhuntmag @MAChristophorou Here's a bit of "industry info" for you. If you don't want people to enquire about their stories, maybe don't instruct them to enquire about their stories on your website? Just a thought.
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@wildhuntmag Or you could try communicating with the people who were kind enough to share their creativity with you. Tell them you're a bit behind but reassure them you're reading. That would stop the "fecking annoying" contact from the writers who are keeping you afloat, I imagine.
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"O yeh! I haddan fort o' da!!" Spaced (2001). Incredible work by @ReeceShearsmith
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What is your favourite line delivery in a film or TV show?
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@choppingwoodpod The best episode of television ever broadcast.
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@NoContextBrits There was literally no way to know in advance that he wouldn't do what they told him.
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Loads of you seemed to like this idea of a quiet horror anthology! 🔇😱 Well, GOOD NEWS! A small press, here in the UK, has reached out and we're talking about making the project happen, hopefully later this year. So watch this space 👀 (And/or sub to my newsletter, link in bio)
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I'd love to edit an anthology of quiet horror. Short stories drenched in edgy atmosphere, subtle weirdness, and creeping dread. Slow-burning, unsettling mood over splatter and gore. Just sending this out into the universe. Any presses/writers interested in making this happen?
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I've been sitting on this exciting news for a couple of weeks now! 👻💀😨🍄 @thealienbuddha is putting out a collection of my short stories. If you like dark, weird, uncanny tales, I think you'll like it. Huge thanks to @OakAyling and @voidskrawl for the fabulous blurb quotes.
@thealienbuddha
Alien Buddha Press (open for submissions)
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Look for ( @MatGost ) Mathew Gostelow's "See My Breath Dance Ghostly", July 9th
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Win a copy of my book!!! It's full of creepy, weird, and darkly surreal stories. Kind of a #TwinPeaks vibe... To win, simply RT, Like, and tag someone else who might enjoy it in the replies. #HorrorCommunity #WeirdFiction #SpecFic #WritingCommunity NB: I'll cover UK postage 👍
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"How did we meet? It was so romantic. Bill #winked at me in that little beach bar and I fell in love right away." Thirty years of marriage later, Bill wondered how things had got so out of hand. Where would he be now, if that mosquito had flown into some other guy's eye? #vss365
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Exciting new rejection letter format, where they seem to be doing the erasure thing in advance 🤣
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I've got a bunch of publications coming up over the next few months - pieces I'm really proud of with @_voidspace_zine @AudienceAskew @AcidBathPub @ShortwaveBooks @JanusLiterary @MONO77761921 @DigbethStories @DivinationsMag @SparePartsLit and @OlneyMagazine Exciting times!
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@cat_abroad @Amber_moore It's almost like half the country was deliberately misled about what Brexit would mean.
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🤯 I'm on a muddaflippin' longlist?! Thanks to the all readers/judges and to @MkenWrites for making this happen.
@WelkinPrize
The Welkin Writing Prize
2 years
Here we are then. One longlist! Congratulations everyone whose entry is on the list. Commiserations to everyone else. We had to make some TOUGH decisions.
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OMG, OMG, OMG 🚨Acceptance from @press_roi 🚨 It's a brutal story that came from a very dark place - but their excellent editorial team saw something in it. The piece couldn't have found a better home. Watch this space...
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@noelfielding11 "Marta, my Italian cousin" "Stay safe everybody" With pasta and pizza By Sofia, age 7
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Whiskertense and bristlefur #electric as we sense our prey is close. The moon has cast a bone-white path to lead us, yet we cling to inky shadow, moving liquid, without sound through alleyways. Overwall and throughfence how we slink. The night is ours. #vss365
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I woke up to an acceptance from @OlneyMagazine . 🥳🥳🥳 I'm thrilled to be part of Issue 5 and excited for you all to read my dreamy story about finding solace in a hostile world. Oh, and there's still a few days left to submit. We could be issue buds?
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Olney Magazine 💛
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7 days to submit! Here's the link!
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That's my name. On the cover of an utterly gorgeous, fancy lit mag. If anyone needs me, I'll be over here, swooning like a heavily-corsetted Victorian lady.
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Lucent issue 12 has arrived at HQ! 🔥 We'll be sending out copies on Friday. Order yours now at
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My little story hasn't made it through to the shortlist. But I'm really chuffed to have been among the final 50. Congratulations to everyone who is on the shortlist. I can't wait to read the winners. #WelkOut
@WelkinPrize
The Welkin Writing Prize
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Congratulations to the twenty writers on the shortlist for the #WelkinPrize 2023: The winning stories will be announced between the 13th and 28th April 🤩🤩🤩
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After a bit of a drought, I had two stories accepted by magazines this week. Feedback like this is a very welcome boost to the creative confidence!!!
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🤣 Alexa show me hubris.
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It began in his #foot . Loss of sensation, roughness of skin. Soon the flesh was solid, outer layers rough, craggy bark dotted with knots. His toes dried, splintering, cracking wide, slow sap seeping from within. Beneath his soles, roots pressed down, deep into the earth. #vss365
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In this house we communicate like spies - through the morse code of slammed doors and extended moody silences, the semaphore of smashed plates, the invisible ink of a hidden bruise. #30Words30Days
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@ATRightMovies I like this version too
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The story in my head The first draft
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Look at these beauties that just landed on my mat.😍 Absoluty gorgeous paperbacks from @BagBonesPress , edited by @sjtownend . I can't wait to dig in and read all the stories.
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Happy new year writer-friends! 🥳 I sent out more than 200 submissions in 2023 and landed 40+ publications. I spent the year subbing sluttily and I had a blast. Here's what I learned (and why you should try it too):
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Weird idea: Jeffries' appearance in FWWM occurs during/after the events of #TwinPeaks2017 (from his perspective). Thoughts?
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#Day crept inside, pale and cruel, revealing another shabby room, haunted by past inhabitants. Smells trapped in curtains, finger-smears on the TV screen, ghosts of their sleeping forms indented on the matress. Every room the same. Never the same room twice. #vss365
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He dreamed. Packed tube carriage. At the far end, a lion stood on hind legs amid the crowd. Wild mane, dagger teeth, furious eyes locked on his own. A frenzy of razor claws shredded passengers to bloody ribbons, approaching fast. #vss365 #nightmare #whqcommunity #microflashmonday
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@underthefan119 But they were totally okay with super-strength cheerleader/wrestler Nadine Hurley, back in the day 😆
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I realised the #lullaby mobile we bought for little Damien was malfunctioning when I came into his room at 2am to hear it whispering in serpent tones. "The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise its authority for forty-two months..." #vss365
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Celebrating an acceptance from @bone_exposed You can look forward to a creepy tale of cursed media in their next issue. The editor said (and I quote): "This shit slapped." 🥳🦴🥳🦴🥳🦴
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@anon_opin Oh, you mean the Clag-Gone? @vizcomic
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"And they expect us to just #sit here quietly as they rip our human rights to shreds?" He trailed off as the SmartCouch3000 automatically ordered a takeaway pizza and launched the entertainment portal onscreen. "Oh, there's a new series of that thing..." He sat quietly. #vss365
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"Cowboys and Supermen - American Heroism in Twin Peaks: The Return" (by me, on @25YLSite )
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Kyle MacLachlan in "TWIN PEAKS. THE RETURN"
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Celebrating another lap round the sun! I'm really happy and grateful to be part of the #indieauthors / #WritingCommunity on here. Thanks to all the editors, readers and friends for a truly wonderful 12 months. PS, buy my chapbook: Love you all 🤗
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At the morning meeting, colleagues stared as shoots and tiny leaves burst through her skin. By afternoon two huge #fronds erupted from her back, unfurling winglike. That night she burst into a thousand floating seeds & allowed herself to drift away on the moonlit breeze. #vss365
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Bathtime giggles. Their private bubble of imagination. Wrapping faces in #foam to make each other laugh. Building great white wizard beards, towering Georgian bubble wigs. Theatrical voices to match, til they dissolve into laughter and explosions of floating suds. #vss365
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Little Mikey is running a fever, sweating and shivering. His sinuses are a solid lump of mucus, eyes watering, voice thick and muffled. But as I wrap him in a blanket and tell him he might miss the football game, he's still in denial. "Dope be #dilly , I haben god a cowd!" #vss365
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Stella is a #star with a stellar career, She sings on top pop songs that get piped to your ear. Now the internet's an implant, no-one has a choice, They're serving thirty ads a day and they all have her voice. She's in your head. La la, la-la-la, la. She's in your head! #vss365
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The maths doesn't work but the bumblebee #flies . The colours of the seas are just reflections of the skies. Napoleon was known for his teeny tiny size. These facts aren't facts, but they're not exactly lies. #vss365
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@fesshole And then the whole bus clapped @HappenedNever
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@ruthannaevans For sale: baby eyes, never seen.
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Oh wow. I'm so happy to finally be able to share this one with you. I set out to write a spooky story about a radio and it became something much more personal. I hope you guys enjoy it.
@ShortwaveBooks
Shortwave Publishing
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New story! 📻 "Seas of Static Between Stations" by @MatGost This heart-wrenching short feels like it was written specifically for me and Shortwave. It's beautiful, and it's full of old analog tech. Of course I had to publish it. 🖤 Read it here:
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I've got a poem about immortal lobsters and existential anxiety coming out in @frazzledlitmag soon. It's kinda funny. Kinda sad. I'm excited for you all to read it.
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[Thread 🧵] I just realised it's about a year since I received my print copy of "Lost Futures 3: Meanwhile". The team at @lostfutureszine were the first people to print one of my stories and make me think that maybe I could do this #writing thing. 1/
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Reflections are the #thief of the soul. That's what they said. My features were close, alien in that moment, captured in the surface of the water. I held him under, the boy who looked like me, until the thrashing stopped, still. Until my broken visage swam back into view. #vss365
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They travelled #west , beyond the horizon, past the beyond, returning with strange tidings. The sun, they said, was a gigantic oat biscuit, dunked each night in the distant Oolong Ocean. Over time, the star became soggy. Soon, they feared it may collapse into the depths. #vss365
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He lay #idle on the leafy earth, vacant, empty of intent and purpose. Slowly, inevitably tendrils claimed him. Roots. Mycelium. He became mulch. Networked among the web of connections beneath the forest. Alive below. Abuzz with knowledge from the trees. #vss365
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Close encounter with some deer earlier. It was an exceptionally beautiful moment. 🦌
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Day 530. Lockdown continues. No sign of an end to this pandemic. Not seen a soul in over a year. Contact with the outside world limited to social site. Convinced most users are AI, masking the extent of our losses. #Whoever receives this message, please give me a sign. #vss365
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Sweet, sticky, fizzy. Sharp sugar shards left ecstatic lacerations across the roof of my mouth. I sold my #soul too young and too cheap. A quarter of sherbet lemons furtively devoured. #vss365
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The snores of the Slumbering #Lummox of Hubberholme can be heard on the wind at the far end of the dale. The giant descends each winter, when frost makes iron of the hills, to demand his food. Villagers cook a Yorkshire pudding the size of a cottage, or lose their sheep. #vss365
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I #hope we don't have to visit Schrödinger's house again this Christmas. Remember the 'mystery boxes' he gave us last year? It was horrible. Jenny's hair fell out. There was cat sick, broken glass and toxic liquids everywhere. And we all glowed in the dark for a month. #vss365
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You join us in the #Philtrum of Geoff Wode, location of the annual Amoeba Luge Cup. Will three-time champion Slippery Jackson successfully defend his title? Or will the tasty newcomer Single-Cell Mel snatch his crown? Tune in after the break to find out. #vss365
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Nobble-crooky, needle-jaw, Fingerbone, wide-maw. Lamp-eye, screech-throat, Fishy-finny, sink-boat. Ice-dark, lake-deep, Pitter-patter, slithercreep. Puddle-wet, slishy-slosh, Summon me a #tokoloshe . #vss365
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They ran out of #script hours ago, but the two leads refused to break character, sparring in a frenzied improv. The audience filed out of the theatre, bored of the masturbatory thespianism. And when the last spectator left the building, the actors simply ceased to exist. #vss365
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I just had an acceptance from one of my dream presses. 🎉 Look out for my tale of amateur taxidermy in a highrise flat, coming soon in @punk_magazine
@punk_magazine
Punk Noir Press
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APRIL SUBMISSION CALL Hell in a High-Rise
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Things we #saw on our walk in the woods: A cluster of bulbous mottled medusa mushrooms. Russet glimpses of muntjac deer between the trees. A dark creature of slithering chaos, whose gaze flooded our souls with madness. Clouds of fluttering orange gatekeeper butterflies. #vss365
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Three parts shadow of cat, a slug of antimatter, and just a twist of Nietzsche's abyss. The concoction swirled like #molten night in her highball glass. Bittersweet, with notes of love lost, dreams gone sour, and tangy pangs of regret. #vss365
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People do not belong, one to another and yet There is a part of the story of you that we wrote together. It is not #mine , but it is ours and that is something far more precious. #vss365
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She lives #east , where blazing light is born, where we learn to see. When creative wells run dry, I make pilgrimage. Forge myself anew within her furnace, walk her shadowed arches, lose myself in echo-stepping rabbit-holes & alleyways. Seek to invoke her vision, her art. #vss365
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I'm pant-wettingly delighted to find myself on this list, with a darkly magical story that began its life in the cosmic forge of @writers_hq 's Flash Face Off. I can't wait to read everyone else's #myths , #legends and #fairytales !
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My forthcoming publications list is looking amazing right now... Look at all these dream mags and presses: @SubWitchMag @bone_exposed @genrepunkmag @CapndaveNFNF @BlackGlassPages @darkwinterlit 🤩 Exciting times 🤩
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He was a #charmer . He bought a few drinks. She knew it was #wrong but brought him back to the hotel room anyway. There, she wriggled free, shed her human skin, noisily dislocated the mandibles in her jaw and promptly swallowed him whole. #vss365 #microflashmonday #whqcommunity
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Crows wheeled in dark constellations over the #moor , portents of foul tidings. The bleakness of the landscape crushed his soul, yet Tom still drove to this remote spot each month, as the feral onset of the change began to bite. This was a wild place, a place for beasts. #vss365
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It has come to my attention that some people have problems distinguishing good art from bad art. If that's you, then please don't worry any more. I'm here to help. I have produced a pocket guide, which you can cut out and keep. I love you.
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🎃 💀 Just in time for Halloween, I've landed a fungal body horror apocalypse story with one of my dream publishers!! 🥳
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I'm in! Got to love a Cutbow acceptance!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳 It never stops feeling special.
@CutbowQ
Cutbow Quarterly - Long term hiatus
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Declines and acceptances have all been sent out for issue 5, so check your inboxes (and spam folders) 👀👀👀
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We get used to the #dark . Senses compensate and we forget the gloom surrounds us. At first he had been sickened by the corruption, the exploitation, the greed. But, day by day, he adjusted, became comfortable. He got used to the dark. And now he barely notices at all. #vss365
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Letters fall like raindrops, wet with feelings, puddle into words, splashing meanings, stream into sentences & now we're caught in flow, the river leading, reading as we're writing, exciting, #torrents lashing, white crashing foam leaping, image & idea, sweeping us away. #vss365
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A single #tear ran down his cheek. It was hard to tell if the paper boy was just upset or completely ripped apart. #vss365
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Bat🦇 Ghost👻
2 years
I sit, blissfully still in the afternoon warmth of the garden. A tiny bird #flutters close, landing on the arm of my chair. With a hop, the creature jumps onto my hand. I raise it to my face and for one precious moment I am a Disney princess. Then it pecks me in the eye. #vss365
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Bat🦇 Ghost👻
2 years
I just had the most incredible acceptance email. I'm absolutely bowled over that a writer/editor who I rate so highly could say such nice things about my work. Thank you @voidskrawl for a much-needed boost!
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Bat🦇 Ghost👻
22 days
Blobbytummy yellowtooth. Wrinkleface. You sillyjoke, you pukesome fake, preposterous imposter. All lame & fugly, pale & #fail , & stupid unattractive. You stumblebumbling retched skank. You stinking weak&wobbler. Finally, he looked away from the mirror & left for work. #vss365
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Bat🦇 Ghost👻
2 years
The #hobgoblin leaves a shit-shoe trail from the door to the armchair where he's made a nest. He coughs, chest like a tin full of gravel, loudly demanding another cup of putrid fish head stew. My wife hisses: "When will he leave?" It's hard when my family come to stay. #vss365
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Bat🦇 Ghost👻
2 years
On a good day, the intense pressure of the 280-character #limit would compress the smudgy coal of his ideas into dazzling diamonds. Other times, the coal stayed coal, only smaller. #vss365
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Bat🦇 Ghost👻
1 year
One perfect shot: Alien (1979) RIP Sir Ian Holm
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Ruth Husko
1 year
This is up there with the Gotcha where Ian Woodyatt got spunked on for some reason 📺 🏆
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Bat🦇 Ghost👻
2 years
Spotlights on stage illuminate a pair of severed heads. The two of them discuss the lives that led to their beheading. I sit alone in the auditorium, watching. Dust motes drift in #light beams. I dream a Samuel Beckett play and all the words elude me when I wake. #vss365
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Bat🦇 Ghost👻
2 years
Three types of rum, plus lime, grapefruit, and a spicy ginger syrup. Sounds delicious. Why's it called a #zombie ? Well, tomorrow you will move slowly and speak only in groans. You'll feel like death warmed up. Oh, and it eats your brains. #vss365
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Bat🦇 Ghost👻
18 days
Fill my soul with ping-pong balls and raise my hulking wreck from depths #abysmal , with the lilting, joyous buoyancy your gleeful giggles bring. #vss365
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Bat🦇 Ghost👻
4 months
Like your own tweets. Nobody will ever know. The time of ouroboros is upon us.
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Bat🦇 Ghost👻
2 years
"Some words appear magical," the wizard continued. "But their meanings are utterly banal. "Jentacular is a prime example. Another is #escrow ." "Escrow?" "Yes, it clearly shoud pertain to the avoidance of ravens, but its actual definition is far too tedious to recall." #vss365
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Bat🦇 Ghost👻
1 month
A genuine Victorian gypsy glass. Not the pristine clear globe sold in crystal shops. This was green glass - an end-of-day remnant from a bottle maker - shaped into an irregular ball. #Misty , filled with flaws and bubbles, meanings and portents, it buzzed with energy. #vss365
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