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I'm Ol Greg mother Licker! Get involved in #NoelsArtClub every saturday 3-5pm x and you can see and buy my Art on the Saatchi website see below x
Joined June 2009
I always knew Messi would get a tattoo of me on his back one day x.
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I feel like Tom without Jerry ! Mick without a Keef :( gonna miss yooooooooooooooooo and the wonderful times we got to play together in the tent ! Double acts are rare and magical beast and working with you was a pleasure x x x all my love Mr Noel x
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Maybe Britain should just hide under a giant naan bread x.
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I guess it’s time to saddle up my unicorn and head back to the fantasy world. Go visit the people with flowers in their hair and dance and eat rainbows x x x.
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Fred from Scooby Doo and Catweazle discuss puff pastry x
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This should put to rest any rumours that me and blue eyes @PaulHollywood don't get on :) ha ha ha x
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5 minutes on twitter and I feel physically sick ! WTF is going on ? x.
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Moon Its daytime what are you doing still up ? Moon replies big night ! Met up with Jupiter and Mars things got out of hand x
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I wish this country had a Bernie. Every country needs a Bernie x x.
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Doesn’t matter what time it is. If Grease comes on I will watch it to the end ! x.
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If you want to kill a beautiful animal like this you are a fucking idiot ! End of story x
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Remember in these difficult times we live in these guys still love you :) x
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eating banana bread dancing to eighties Clapton in my kitchen ! Fuck the Apocalypse x.
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Why ? Are avocados arriving in what looks like a something the baby Jesus was born in ? A plastic nest with straw ??? I need to lie down this is too much. X
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I’ve come full circle ! Back to the Root boosting Rod lookalike I’ve always been at heart lol x x
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Christmas feast with Prue , Paul and my Danish wife Sandi x x x
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This crow wearing a monocle has disguised itself as an open boot door x
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My first stand up when I was an eight year old girl x
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Really happy to announce I don’t have a new podcast coming out. x.
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I usually operate a large crane when my eyes are a bit blurry. x.
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That time I covered for Micky Mouse when he was hung over ! X
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My French genes coming through ! As Julian used to say in the Boosh “ you’re clearly a child of the croissant” :) x.
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Hey kids i will be starting Art Club again! today at 3 o clock. There will be a theme and everyone is welcome to join in and submit a piece of art, kids especially. I will pick a winner at 5 and the Winner will be the first in the Art Club Gallery Hall of Fame x.
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Could Someone pump soft cheese into me whilst I nap ? X.
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We’re living in dark times. i thought about cancelling art club today, but i think the kids need art and love and light more than ever now. So the theme is. art itself. Post your creations from 3-5pm x x #noelsartclub
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Me : Day 46 Wind my only friend ! Wind : I hate you ! x.
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Thanks for all my birthday messages I 💙 yoooooooooooo x
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My new passport photo came out a bit weird. Shouldn’t have smiled x
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Someone come round and pump lemsip into my lungs ! These satsuma's doing nothing x
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Thanks for all the laughs Sean x rest in peace brother x x x
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Goodbye NME thanks for all the support over the years all the good times and all the covers and all the interviews and awards and even letting the boosh take over your magazine one week ! Gonna miss you x x x
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So excited to announce my collab with @Fendi on their new menswear collection (using my artwork) - you can watch the runway show live from Milan at 1pm uk time today on
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Happy birthday brother you are the most beautiful soul around x x x x x x x x
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Congrats to all the ‘Bake off’ team ! Everyone at love productions and all the bakers and Sandi and Prue and Paul and channel four ! Sorry i couldn’t be there. I was attacked by a baboon x
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My last tweet was so boring here is a pic of me as king of the newts instead x
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Thank you and thanks for having us on the show we had a blast with you x x.
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Thank you my gothic brother from another mother ! happy halloween handsome face 🎃🎃🎃 x x x x.
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Imagine if the reason he is late is coz he’s putting on a Bernie Clifton ostrich suit x.
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lol I thought this was me !! then I realised it was Joan Jett x x x
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worse game of Jenga i’ve ever been involved in ! lost an eye and all my teeth x
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Remember everyone whatever happens it's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho :) x
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I painted something so powerful today I may have to stop painting ! It’s a shame but I have reached my Everest ! I present to you . The 3 Amigos ! Look away if you are sick or hung over. X
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