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Biomedical Engineer • Diplomat • Tendering Consultant • Domain Host • Real IT Master

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined November 2021
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@Mastardcesh
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" Uninyunyuzie maji bwana unioshe niwa'tax'aze , kweli, niwe tajiri kabisaa ".🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶
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@Mastardcesh
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@Fra_nk001 Kenyans to Suluhu hahaha
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@Mastardcesh
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11 months
Najua ii itapita wengi 😂
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@Mastardcesh
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3 years
That song Wizkid and Chris brown yet to release will be a strong banger.
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@Wanjiru2027 Nataka akili kama izi sasa. We should push this woman to somewhere ee. Keep injecting sweetheart.
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@Mastardcesh
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1 year
Swaleh Mdoe has been employed in K24 today morning despite yesterday dismissal from citizen TV. Good things are always good
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1 year
Ruto must Go
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1 year
Head of State Vs. End of State .#KenyaVsNigeria
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@Mastardcesh
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1 year
KOX organized a short meeting to beat and correct DCI Juja after he was found simping to Maggie last night
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@Mastardcesh
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3 years
Kuna gay amenitumia nudes.
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@Mastardcesh
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@Ceciliatrz @alacimaura Zangu niko adi Discussions and morning preps.
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@Mastardcesh
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@kisyagi_ @Ceshmoney212 .@kisyagi_ .Follow we🙏🍁🍁💥📌📌📌.
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@Mastardcesh
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Faith Kipyegon is the only kalenjin marathoner who knows how to speak English
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Yani KCSE nauma DiMaina na niliattend all preps na discussions.
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@Mastardcesh
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2 years
Nitakutoa as soon as possible. Ngoja tu next week utaona moto
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@Mastardcesh
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@Shann_099 Si obvious tumemwaga uchafu zetu hapo ndani so ni kama we ni takataka bin.
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@Grachidex @Ceshmoney212 why not. I follow the one follows.
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@Mastardcesh
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@essteeem Becoming maharia😂.
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@Mastardcesh
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2 years
The hero and the error has finally confirmed
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@Mastardcesh
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1 year
Maseno University Comrades managed to chase away police after #HELB disbursement delays
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@Mastardcesh
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2 years
Update your Twitter now to enjoy awesome features.
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@Mastardcesh
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Sigor women protested about Sigor Boy's who caused Chao's and shame to Kipsigis community at all
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@Mastardcesh
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Billy Mwangi (PSYCHOSINS) is finally freed 🙏🙏🙏.Welcome back our son.
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@Mastardcesh
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Sweetheart ashasema.#ShushaNyavu
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@Evanmemba @mastardcesh . He follows back.
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@Mastardcesh
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2 years
Kuna fresher wa MMUST amekuja na kinyira. Guess which tribe is he.
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@Mastardcesh
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3 years
I'm 22 years old. My M-PESA balance is 18.75/=. WHAT a thing 😱.
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@Mastardcesh
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11 months
Dj Joe mfalme is with Jowie mixing pale Kamiti
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@Mastardcesh
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1 year
1 USD is equal to 145.50 shilings. Kenya kwisha are really stabilizing Kenyan economy to Kenya Kwanza. The word 'Kwanza' has started now
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@Mastardcesh
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@Bookten8 Zijipe msee. Umesahu wa kuuza uchi wake ama hujaona?.
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@Mastardcesh
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2 years
Babe si ulisema Rutto akiwin ii petition utanipea Bure ama?
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@Mastardcesh
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3 years
@Degrata254 Kununua na kuuza kuku.
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1 year
DCI Juja and Maggie was spotted carrying Stratford Bridge
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@Mastardcesh
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3 years
@ASexyMuganda @_amstupid Ask them. I follow back instantly.
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1 year
Drop your X-handle and follow everyone who, comments,repost and likes it🔥🔥.
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3 years
@TherealUGman @Ceshmoney212 I'm now following anyone following me.
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11 months
Dj Joe mfalme with MC Jowie Irungu showing their talents pale Kamiti maximum prison
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@Mastardcesh
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2 years
Why are they not calling twits yet it is Twitter. Why call it tweet's?.
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@Mastardcesh
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3 years
Nilikuwa Nimeenda kungoja highschoolers wenye wanatoka church nijieleze😋 Nini ilikuwa imenipita uku?.
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1 year
Nairobi express Way vs Nigeria Express way.#KenyaVsNigeria
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Huwa mnapata wapi bundles za kuwa online throughout?.
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"Kwani imeisha tu Ivi ama niitishe concert ngine ya kuombea Walevi pekee".#ShushaNyavu
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@Mastardcesh
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2 years
I'm a Kenyan citizen by birth and you?.
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@Mastardcesh
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2 years
In JKA flying to Saudi Arabia. Wish me safe journey as I go there.
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@Mastardcesh
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3 years
@JamalPacman @LovelessBway @Ceshmoney212 only clicking is not tiresome job.
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@JamalPacman @Ceshmoney212 currently following first 20 followers.
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@Mastardcesh
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2 years
It is time to tea.
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2 years
Tuanzie na uyu anajiita Hitler anatusi aje malaya wa CS.@mlipu_zii
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3 years
@SkylerFleur @Ceshmoney212 do as I do it back.
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Ndo the most peaceful tweep anaingia. Mnasema?.
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@MrRock_1 @Ceshmoney212 catch up with me.
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@Arakunrin02 @andreawan_ @Ceshmoney212 catch up with This account.
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@Mastardcesh
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1 year
Nation Media right now .#RIPNationMedia
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3 years
@gyaigyyimii @Ceshmoney212 . Don't sleep without following. I follow back ASAP.
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@Mastardcesh
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2 years
Unyama ulioje?
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@Mastardcesh
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Siku 5 people @_MtuTano alisema Kairo halipi watu, tulimshambulia ati ako against Khalif Kairo. Now, you've confirmed the story was not a lie. Kairo is a good man yes but he loves faking life. He loves shawries. He loves clout chasing. Men do your own work and down be fooled
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delicates from various countries managed to attend DCI Juja burial. Pastor Is the MC
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3 years
You are me I'm you. We were were all created by God's image and likeness 🥲.
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@Mastardcesh
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So who killed Charles Kipsang Korir. What does "No man is limited means" by the hero Kipchoge
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@Mastardcesh
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3 years
Watu tulale Sasa. Madrid washabakwa already 🥲.
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@Mastardcesh
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3 years
Kulalalia mattress mbili ni poverty 📌.
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@Mastardcesh
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Who are those people not engaging my tweets?
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@TherealUGman @Ceshmoney212 follows you ASAP.
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@Mastardcesh
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By 2028, I'll be owning this machine. Believe you me
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@FollowGainPlug @mfuasi_1 If you are a Kenyan please Hit @mastardcesh.
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