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The enemy is pavati
Wekeni Farouk Kibet kwa jeneza. Nitalipa.
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Alafu simu ipigwe na ringtone ni ya rero rero ni reerooo AZIMIO
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"Jibu kwanza, hii kuku nakula ni vertebrate ama invertebrate?"
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Can someone do this but for Arap Mashambaπ.
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Huyu msichana kumbe ni kienyeji.
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Let's end the year in style. So, how come nobody noticed this?
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Someone with a personal appearance would buy this and end up with no social interactions instead of buying a car.
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Text your Woman. "Babe nitumie 200 bob Ntakusort later, I'm in a fix". And see the shaitan you're dating, Leteni screenshots tuverify.
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Pale USIU ukisema mambo ilichemka instead ya things went south
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Msichana unataka nikutolee supp kwa portal na bado umevaa nguo?
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Me: Unajua kuku ni how much?.Her: Kuku gani?.Me: Kukudinya.
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Nataka hacker tufanye na yeye hii kazi ya kumtimua zakayo
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Zakayo refusing to come down
Imagine if Bible characters were Kenyans?.
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Ukitumia torch ya simu kumulika ukinyoa fudhi alafu uanze kuona likes na comments
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-Nikopeshe nitalipa end month. -Leta ID nishike.
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Madem huwa funny sana. Unapata a group of 10 girls huwa wanakudiscuss kila siku then one of them anajitokeza anakuja kwako anakutobokea story zote vile the 9 girls huwa wanakuchukia alafu after hapo mnadinyana then the next day. .
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Wells Fargo : We need salary increments .Quickmart : We don't do that here.Wells Fargo:
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Mimi sina pesa si niliskia ukiambia rafiki zako mko na pesa hadi mkanunua Fernandez?
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"Enda uwahesabu wageni na usitumie vidole ukipoint wasijue unahesabu"
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Huyu imebidi amefukuzwa kwa msikiti, ameulizwa anaitwa nani akasema Allah.
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A thread of tweeps who died and some of their last tweets.
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Since it's Thursday, acheni niwapeleke 2023 kidogo.
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Abuya at 3AM thinking about his fermented kids
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Pale USIU ukisema huyo dem ako na mastyle deadly deadly badala ya that baddie is freaky
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Kuna tu sura ukiangalia hivi unajua tu huyu, hajawahi onja pizza.
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Two different thirsty women
Gentlemen, this is a space. Dem akikukatia huwa unaingia box haraka ama huwa unajifanya kidogo before uingie?.
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Usiwahi taka dem wako akupigie story zake za hΕ phase. You ain't as strong as you think.
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Wewe badala unitumikie unatumika. Beba zile kuni pale zinakungoja.
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Babe niko kwa graduation ya Adrew Kibe I'll call back later
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"Alaa kumbe KTN yenu inaonyesha results za KCPE?"
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Nimetumwa na Kenya Power nikukatie
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Show her your ways basi
Huyo alitombwa sim2 na haikutoka damu so meaning ako familiar na game.
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Let me close the challenge ππFor the few π
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Lakini nani huyu anastalk huyu comrade na camera?
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Ukienda kushit kwa msitu alafu uinuke uone nyuma yako mtu anakuja kuiokota na bag, believe me you will defend it.
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The Man: Nipee nigware.Adriana Wanjiku: Over my dead body.The man:
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Andrew Kibe aside, have y'all seen this?πππ
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Gengetone and bongo fans don't know what's happeningππ
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Pale ISIU ukisema watchman instead of the entry oversight captain
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Back to you in studio
Wanaume ni nguruweππ.
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Mkuu nimetuma pesa zote bahati mbaya. Nirudishie tafadhali. ππ
Today is my 27th birthday. Niekeeni za kabej kwa hii no 0703334662π.
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Before umake decision ya kuenda raw kumbuka 1.37M Kenyans are living with HIV.
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Pale USIU ukisema morio nipee tumbler badala ya pass me a goblet, dawg.
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π π.π π π.π π β π.πππππ π . π β π. π π.
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Ukienda ulevi alafu uamke kwa mtaro na CD kwa haga
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What are the benefits of doing this before sleeping?
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