Empress Victoria Septim
@MarieLavellan
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The Empress is dead, long live the Empress.
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1st Imperial Parliamentary Elections
Imperial Party
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Progress Party
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Anarchist Party
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People's Party
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Oh mine GODS, 😳😳 I accidentally 🙈 hath sent 😳 thou a picture of mine phallus 🍆 🍆..... prithee delete it! ❌️❌️🛑! Lest... thou desires to look? 😏😏 Haha I jest.... 🤣🤣, delete it. 🛑 ❌️ ....should thee crave...?😳🙈 ... Haha nay, ❌️ Banish it.🛑🛑.. 'Lest? 🙈😳
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Trying to teach John how to read.
Things are not going amazingly, I've lost three professors and half a classroom.
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I present to you the results of the first Imperial Parliamentary elections:
Congratulations to the People's Party under
@DirtyPeasantMan
for securing the office of Prime Minister.
I look forward to working with all of you.
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One of the stable boys got really drunk last night and shaved a horse...
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Let it be known that in this Empire we are firm supporter of the Transfem Lesbian deer girl.
thy wizard hath proved transphobic, and for this is not allowed in mine shop. thou art disgusting in mine eyes
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Direct from the Royal Office of Law three bounties on suspected high-ranking members of the supposed "Evil Council"
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Perhaps if we all close our eyes and wish really hard the evil council will simply disappear
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I hath been kidnapped
Setting off for the neighbouring kingdom, let me know if you need anything.
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Imperial City Security reporting:
Empress Victoria makes her last public appearance at 17:56 and retires to her room early.
This morning at 8:33 a maid discovered her unresponsive in bed
At 10:12 her majesty's doctor as declared her comatose
Foul play is not ruled out.
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Some have said to make my coronation day a holiday, so hence forth on the Imperial calender 9/11 will be a day of joyous celebration!
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Check again.
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Twould be a shame if someone brought law, order, and taxes to the enchanted forest.
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The great what
I love all the animals of the enchanted forest! From the great hawk to a measly bug, all life is deserving of respect!
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Guys I think the lamp is actually a demon help
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Am I the only member of the Enchanted forest who can't draw?
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I uh- hi people of the Empire er my people?
My name is Victoria, and for roughly sixteen years I have been a peasant girl from a no where village.
A month ago I learned that my village was apart of an Empire
Four days ago I learned I was the daughter of the most powerful woman
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DO NOT DATE A NECROMANCER
When she says she wants to raise a family with you it is NOT what you expect
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Trying to learn how to read, learn how to govern, fight a war, rebuild the city, and fix the government.
I don't know if I'm cut out for this Empress job
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@Kwite
Wow, you really Hawk Tuah'ed in a philosophical sense. Perhaps you'll even spit on that thang with biting criticism and insightful commentary.
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Hey, you know that thing you started typing out to post but thought better and deleted it?
Yeah, I saw that.
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Me, my spouse, and the talking horse who breaks into our room at night
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I do declare today empire wide Guard day!
Please show your gratitude to your local guards. They surely keep all of us safe and secure in these troubled times.
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By order of the Crown: Paying for any and all information on artefacts with effects on the sun, special interest in a spesfic ancient bow.
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I would like to correct the record by saying, I love horses, horses are great, if I had a horse I would give them many hats and free dental care.
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Yesterday I learned that my birth mother was dead
And today I have been crowned as your new Empress.
I will attempt to live up to the legacy my mother has left and in my own way try to pick up the peices left
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Happy kingdom wide "throw rocks at wizards" day everyone!
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Its a good thing I live in the city because my gay ass would follow a pretty woman deep into the forest
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ATTENTION: THE TRAITOR KNOWN AS CALLAHAN HAD BEEN CAPTURED AND WILL BE TRIED AND EXECUTED POSTHASTE FOR ALL THE PUBLIC TO SEE
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Oh you cast fireball? 🥺🥺🥺 You cast missile??? 🥺🥺
Well I cast gun. Prepare to meet your god.
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You ever look at the latest bard tweet and have part of your eternal soul shrivel up and die, or is that just me?
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Presenting the Woman behind the slaughter:
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If you want the
#ImperialParty
to win, you've got to go tuah the polls and vote on that thang!!!!
Ist anyone else living in constant fear of the empress making a h**k t**h equivalent of “Pokémon go to the polls” because it hath woken me up in a cold sweat for several nights now.
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I spent days making and killing a beloved charecter and my most liked tweet is still the "I sent thee mine phallus" copypasta
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That's it.
Next vampire I see I'm just straight up gonna eat.
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Laying on the floor with a vampire girl trying my best to describe her because she can't use a mirror
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Due to concerns of desecration, a full compliment of soldiers will stand guard outside the tomb of the late Empress Septim at all times.
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This is a PSA to all hikers on the Hillenbottem trails.
Do not, I repeat. Do NOT go off the trail even a little. Ravenous Gnomes are lurking around every corner to consume you whole rending flesh from bone.
You have been warned
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Fun Fact Friday: The Empire is actually just a few communities in rural Virginia. The Empress bows down to the great and powerful Joe Biden
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"To fight in the shadows so other may live in the light"
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Screw you
*Casts animate skeleton on your sleeping body*
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My mother started education reforms, however in my present schooling I see just how important they are.
By the end of this decade every town and village in The Empire WILL have a free public school.
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Public Notice, promising payment or reward in return for voting for a political party is strictly illegal.
Unless it is a campaign promise made by the official candidate or the payment is made BEFORE the vote and it is not legally enforceable.
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"Mine Empress thou art locked in thine book Tower for so long, forsooth art thou partaking in research?"
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....yes
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Fighting on the streets of the Capital for hours now, stay safe
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Vampires used to lurk only in the deep forest, now they make so bold not more than five score from the capital.
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This wasn't an election thing I just wanted validation 😭
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I hate the modern world, can't even torture people without them creaming.
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So the undead horde is trying to kill me, can someone like- stop them?
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Uh uh uh fuck I need to post today uh- I'm gonna invade the Gnomes?
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How Voting will work:
Each person has one vote. you will be voting for the party, not the person. The leader of the party that wind majority will become Prime Minister.
The percentage each party receives will correlate to the number of representatives they get in parliament.
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New Poll: Who's Better?
Victoria
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Marie (charecter)
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Marie (Person)
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John Peasent
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A shipment arriving from up north, enough silver to make an entire arsenal of weapons.
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The guards are struggling to stop the skeleton hordes mostly because we keep executing men for bone puns.
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Do I smell a bandwagon coming on?
Omg guys I’ve been turned into a D&D model
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This election day, know your rights!
No contract or any other form of agreement can force you to vote a certain way.
Your employer can NOT force you to disclose who you voted for.
Your poltical affiliation does not, and will not, become public information.
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NEW PLAN EVERYBODY WE BUILD A GRAND ARMY AND INVADE THE HELLS IN THE NAME OF INFRASTRUCTURE!!!!
@MarieLavellan
Well assuming you wanted to do this without going to war with the hells, thou couldst either incite rebellion in thy favor or negotiate terms. Though, neither of those are particularly advisable, given devils have a penchant for making deals which screw over mortals
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The Imperial Parliamentary building is on fire.
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Hit 200 followers in my deppresion "break" and I've lost three, yall only like me when I shut up 😭
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Sorry for not posting much I'm doing real life charecter development in my sorrow arc
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What hath I said about the dangers of magic
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It occurs to me I don't know exactly how many people live in this Empire, could all citizens let themselves be known?
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I am by no means an artist in any way but I wanted to try and show what I think the capital region of my kingdom looks like.
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I don't know what Doomed Wizard Yaoi is and I'm too afraid to ask
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I identify as the thing most appropriate for the bit, transjester if you will
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Dear loyal subjects, I have just been informed a second dragon has hit the Adamantine Tower.
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Whomever left the small goblin in the royal palace, please come pick it up. There is only so much information about swamps the guards can take.
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A bald eagle just flew along with my car out of nowhere, I think this means I'm going to become president of the United States
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I shan't lift the Arcane Collage's ban on necromancy, stop asking.
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You could tell I didn't have personal stakes in the whole sun business by how pale I am
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Hold a moment for what ist this man cooking?
HOLY SHIT STEAM PUSHES PISTONS AND MAKE THING GO????
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It's always "I cast this" "I cast that" why doth thou not cast a line and catch some maidens?
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I was looking over the laws until late last night, it was wild since we have no limit on how young someone can drink alcohol??
I'll set it to eighteen, that seems fair.
Also incest is now illigal as well
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Someone called me the "Hawk Tuah lady" instead of Empress today.
Scheduling my own execution immediately
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Election Poll will be going up at noon Empire Standard Time.
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