Maria 𓃭
@MariaFancyPants
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pillow enjoyer, mattress connoisseur, snooze enthusiast.
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Shawty look like a monster high doll, now I’m eating micro-plastics.
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@wildtiktokss
I had someone put these patches on me as a “joke” once while I was passed out and I ended up in the hospital. This shit is not a joke.
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@kaiyaimani
This was under funny tweets but honestly it’s really sad to watch.
I was like this....
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@TaeyongFishTank
@sabinethegem
I used to love aqua men before I went to therapy for my attachment issues lmao.
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@queensiahb
@afropumpkins
FRFR it's like ya'll know you gonna sell out of winter candy apple in .05 seconds why not just make more of that and less of that damn cherry blossom. No one out here is tryin' to smell like brand new weaboo.
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@1ndiyah
Hear me out…
Not too complicated, easy to put a modern twist on it and fits your black and white hair.
🖤🤍
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@remxuchis
@oomfabelle
Their hearts never really got back into YouTube after this and you could tell. It was too much for them. Understandably so.
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@DILFZONE
@larsaddams
Imagine being so cringe the lord of cringe breaks up with you because you are so cringe...
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@lovedoveclarke
I had to go to therapy before I realized that “accidentally” getting hurt when your SO is upset at you or disagreeing with you about something isn’t normal. Turns out he had a history of “accidents” with women he dated dating back to high school.
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@Feel_Maux_Good
@aimer_ci
Healthy loving friendships don’t place value on the friend when they are dead wrong about something over a partner, regardless of gender. Men who enable thier homies to cheat and lie are not healthy friendships. I don’t know how you didn’t understand that.
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@slurpyprincess
This is why I never her saw her as all that empowering despite that being a pitchfork opinion. Her being with him just ruins it for me.
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@coochisaurus
@MELODYVILLALTA
@storybyleo
Remember when she cried on wild n out because they made fun of her braces tho? 😬
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@ITSINDIGOTHEORY
@bigfightplug
@N3ON719
But notice you didn’t say “if it was a white kid” when the roles were hypothetically reversed because there is no equivalent slur for white people.
It’s funny how people don’t consider emotional & mental abuse as a reason for physical violence even though it is what starts this.
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@ambowie
@capybaroness
I see where you are coming from and feel that way about many white actresses but not her.
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@daintyjupiter
@iRemyGotSwag
Not even a good chain either... that white tshirt also looking flimsy as hell.
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@JizzJohnsonJr
Sometimes I forget I need to mentally prepare myself for what I might see on the website before I come here.
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@warren01445751
@RVAReid
Bruh the fact you just glossed over that their parent has to consent for them and she can’t decide for herself is so creepy.... do you even hear yourself?
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@finglasgoth
@abbygov
Honestly, she can have some of mine as long as she will ghost write all my break ups from here on out.
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@Andre41816616
@Ebcjpg1
I love how you think this applies exclusively to relationships and not at work, home, and public. You’re like those people who say “just stop being sad” to a depressed or grieving person… LIKE OK WOW YOU SOLVED IT! No one has ever thought of this before congratulations.
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@TollTwitt3r
@Shark3ozero
This is a bad take because that’s obvious but most people and especially men have been socially conditioned to like a specific type and have never really developed their own tastes out side of that, not to mention the dehumanization of anyone who doesn’t look like that.
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@thomferread
@awildmaxdisapp1
Because teenage boys have no boundaries when it comes to things that don’t belong to them.
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@phirevolt
No one is shaming her for kissing on a dating show they are shaming her for lying to davide’s face
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@ayedocc
Toxic men on this app: “I’d never date a single mom”
Pete, a literal icon and legend: “shiiiiii send em my way!”
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@HollywoodSheeps
@BreJaded
@jkprimetime
@layi_olusanya
Who said women are flawless? Where was that said? How did you launch into that whole rant off nothing? Are you ok? Who hurt you?
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@B6TGIRLS
I’m…… I couldn’t tell. My eyes are lost to the patriarchal ai hellscape of unrealistic bodies. I am blind now. I am reeling.
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@PattyNest
@Myxolydian12
@_AlexHirsch
I would cut off a pinkie toe and eat it for new Gravity Falls content tbh
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@MiaMalkova
@bellathorne
It’s more complex than that. Legally acceptable doesn’t always mean morally correct.
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@ramblingroses8
@imawhateverr
@purplerainblue
She literally just said that. I feel like you want this to not be a tragic concept so bad but the truth is the truth even if the victims don’t understand enough to know they are being mistreated.
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@FyreFux
@eboysoot
@Memeulous
@JustEatUK
But like.... they just bit it... they didn’t even eat the bite?? I have so many questions?
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@Colgrave_
@Camila_only03
@kriptokeeper
@crazyclipsonly
16 people liked a tweet encouraging domestic violence. I am never surprised by you losers.
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@lovedoveclarke
@eeethAAAAAAAAH
@TwitterCreators
I’m so relieved because I’m not gonna lie I was side eyeing… it did not seem on brand for you at all to be giving Elon a cut of your comedy genius and delightful insights.
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@localheroines
@capybaroness
I’ve heard that too. His adult daughter was not comfortable with it.
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@Abdo_Eldesokey
@EmilyBa03726393
@GergelyOrosz
It was, you just need to work on reading comprehension.
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@Elizababyxox
@missed_3pointer
You know she got the surgeries because she was attacked in a domestic violence situation and got her face all cut up, right? You’re good with making fun of an assault victim trying to get reconstruction surgeries?
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@HAZYBANKZ
@beebinton
This is so cringe like this joke was being passed around when I was in high school and I’m 33 now...
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@owTGreen
@theoriginalglo
Idk if you keep big cats and bears really well fed there’s a chance with them they won’t destroy you but you can’t do anything that will give you a chance with a man not destroying you eventually.
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@yogs2020
@lannatolland
You’d be surprised by how many Americans wouldn’t even be phased by that lmao
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@storvensen
@Ashwest81
@Misstina1229
@Glinner
.................................................................what??
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@GoatBiggie
@katieeiram
@_dannyocean
Not everyone deserves to be a small business owner, especially if it is just a front to rob hard working people and give them nasty food in return.
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@nicolemoonyt
@BEYAWONCE
It’s like she learned nothing from the backlash Miley got from 23. Lmao
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@yumcoconutmilk
I used to be 110 pounds or less and now that I am 150 you would think I am morbidly obese from how straight men treat me now. Why where you you not worried about my health when I couldn’t stand up too fast without getting dizzy but now you’re worried???
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@RajaPaurava
@hadesgatesastro
@chrisbrennan7
You’re joking right? It’s SO easy to fuck with a Scorpio. So much sets them off, they just don’t have the big reactions Leo’s do
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@kateleth
My pants were impossibly tight, and I wore them all the time without ever getting a uti from it ever at all.... Because I'm totally a realistic women™!!
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@HollowaySimmer
@BEYAWONCE
She literally stole a teenagers first kiss directly after he got done saying he was saving it for his gf.
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@BoF
@Missguided
A. They all have same face syndrome
B. They all are still rail thin
C. You just painted them to have rare skin types that are still considered unattainably beautiful
D. This is not revolutionary
Ya'll whack for trying to pass this off like this. Missguided, indeed.
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@H1GH1QST1MH34D
@SeloSlav
@Tie_Par_Borean
The rightful position of breeding stock? I’m confused about what is supposed to be appealing about being treated like cattle?
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@Evirustheslaye1
@ConSelfOwns
so you hate the truth being brought to light? u got skeletons in ur closet bruh?
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Sometimes I feel a little bad for my parents because all they wanted was a sweet and modest hardworking Christian girl and instead they have a maniac alcoholic blunt smoking goth bimbo that regularly wears a bra as if it’s a shirt.
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*sees my own tweet and almost likes it because hell yeah me too bud*
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@GreazyWorldGo
@blkgirlacid
You need to look at statistics and the. Go ask all the women in your life if they have been sexually assaulted and then the men. You will have your eyes opened. Here, I even did a simple google search since you seem unable to use google.
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@Josh_H80
@TMahogany44
@OrangeCoSheriff
Not only is your comment unnecessary but you are also wrong. Go away. Be a contrarian somewhere where people aren’t grieving.
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