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I talk a lot of shit. People get really upset about it and then I have to remind them that I’m literally a rat. 🐀
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My brøthër in Christ. It’s literally my fucking name.
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@FlaPanthers
Y’all have the weakest support I have ever seen from a professional sports franchise in my entire life. My local U18 Junior hockey team could throw a bigger celly. 💀
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@abendytendy
This u?
lmao sweden is actually the most bitch made country yo they choke EVERY year i almost feel bad for them 😭
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ITS HOCKEY NIGHT IN NEW ENGLAND! PRESENTED BY BERKSHIRE BANK, THE OFFICIAL BANK OF NESNS BOSTON BRUINS COVERAGE. AND HELLO AGAIN EVERYBODY, HIGH ABOVE THE ICE WITH ANDY BRICKLEY, I’M JACK EDWARDS.
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@MaxM3218
@Senators
@Ottos_BMW
Leafs fans: “Hockey is a man’s sport, you need to be tough if you want to play in the NHL”
Also Leafs fans: “WAHHHHHH GRIEG SHOT TOO HARD AT THE EMPTY NET. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
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Morgan Geekie is elite and I will continue to die on this hill.
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If the Boston Bruins could give Jeremy Swayman his new contract; I would really appreciate it. 🥺
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@LexiASMR
@crazyclipsonly
Bro was quite literally fucking assaulted at work. What would you expect his reaction to be?
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@DMAreaOcho
@missykender
@Brianna_Helen
@MadiSP4321
@CathyHeyworth
@Rosecitysandy
Its called abduction.
Hope this helps.
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@NBCSBlackhawks
Imagine laughing about people’s outrage over a sexual assault scandal. You should probably delete this.
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Friendly reminder for everyone attending the birthday party to take the stairs.
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Lmao this
@espn
broadcast makes me feel like I accidently picked the home broadcast for LA instead of NESN.
Holy fucking bias.
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@cinnders_cindy
@M1keyMad1s0n
@Hmahmatlstj
@cctvidiots
Well, yeah… It sounds homophobic because you’re being fucking homophobic. It’s really not that deep...
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@GregFrom734
@LexiASMR
@crazyclipsonly
Ah yes. Because knowledge hand to hand combat is a job requirement at fucking Burger King.
Bros there to flip burgers and make a paycheck… not get in fights with shitass customers lol.
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@HockeySheWrote
Lmao I love how you can see the rack bending from the weight. What a sick collection. Goals af.
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Yo,
@SeattleKraken
! Great game tonight but I noticed a typo on one of your players jerseys!! 😬
I’m pretty sure the “A” on Yanni Gourdes jersey is supposed to be a “C”
I’m sure this is just a harmless mistake. I have confidence this will be corrected ASAP. Thanks.
#SeaKraken
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@ReedTimmerUSA
This storm was something else. One of the angriest looking tornadoes I’ve ever seen.
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@johnjac07281662
@djaxkappa
@FabianLiberty
@SocDoneLeft
lol if you don’t know the definition, just say that.
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@AgNews_Otto
@ReedTimmerAccu
Celebrating the opportunity to research these storms, potentially gathering data that can increase lead times for warnings and help people get to safety for future events.
Fixed it for you.
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Good morning to everyone on
#NHLBruins
Twitter freaking out that we didn’t drastically overpay Bertuzzi
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Please stop comparing them.
Gretzky records were because he was an astonishingly talented player.
Ovechkins records are because he’s OLD AS FUCK.
Bros good, and has also had an amazing career, but he’s not fucking Gretzky.
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@NHL
Hey Boston fans. We don’t have a copyright on hugging. Let’s maybe chill out and let the dude enjoy his shutout.
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It’s still completely cracks me up that I called this shit all the way back in July.
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You can’t even spell NHL right. Go eat some poutine you fucking weirdos.
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@Slacker_Network
@GettingTripped
@FearLessILeader
@crazyclipsonly
TIL: defending yourself against somebody who’s trying to hit you by pushing them into a body of water is considered beating on them.
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Another win for Bruins Twitter! Maybe don’t talk shit about players children, and you won’t have to delete your account. 😂
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@_marlanderthews
@NHLPlayerSafety
Wahhhhh he shot the puck too hard at an empty net. Wahhhhhhhhhhh
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Lohrei is better off development-wise in the AHL for now.
LMFAO I love Grz, I truly truly do but cmon…B’s gotta find a way to keep Lohrei in Boston
#NHLBruins
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So if the Boston Bruins could give Jeremy Swayman his new contract, I would really appreciate it.
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@BurtMaclin_FBI
@RollingStone
lololol it kiiiiinda literally says in the First Amendment. "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion."
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Bruins twitter is about to get WASTED.
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@PotratzHockey
@NHL
Muk-Hama-Dullin
If you consider this a difficult name to pronounce, it’s you who I’m praying for, champ.
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@HockeyDaily365
Lmao @ all these people absolutely furious about Las Vegas doing something Las Vegasy.
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@LasVegasLocally
Friendly reminder for everybody that ash from wildfire smoke is EXTREMELY ABRASIVE. Make sure to rinse it all off your vehicle first. Scrubbing it or trying to wipe it off will absolutely destroy your paint.
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@b01dface
@GamecockNoah
@ivy_wylder
@beerdefeater
Pretty sure it just means that you’re not sleeping… It really isn’t that deep bro
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Trent Frederic chirping the absolute dog shit out of P.K. Subban will forever live rent free in my mind.
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Isn’t Provorov one of the anti pride jersey dudes? If this is the case, he’s who I’d like Trent Frederic to flatten today.
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@IvanDemigod
@FlaPanthers
Toronto or Montreal fans would literally drown in this. This is fucking embarrassing lol. First cup in their entire existence and they’re scared of a couple of drops of water. 💀💀💀
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@TheXIIK
@j_chychrun7
Lmao I love how you post this shit like you’re actually expecting him to answer you.
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@iancmclaren
The “poke-around”:
Patrick Kane: “Hey Don! Can I get a 2 year contract to play with Boston?”
Don Sweeney: “No, Patrick. Please stop asking.”
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The entire Bruins roster is day to day with a lower body injury. (Balls fell off)
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@StellarianNoah
@Avalanche
@AltitudeTV
@AltitudeSR
@BallCorpHQ
I ain’t gonna read all that.
I’m happy for you tho…
Or sorry it happened.
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#TexasHockey
what ever happened to all that southern hospitality you’ve been showing
#SeaKraken
all series? Chanting “Overrated” at the end of the game? Wtf are you talking about? We’ve been total underdogs since day one. Where the hell did that come from? What an odd chant.
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@RNGebhardt
Why is everyone talking about changing my bio! I didn’t change it, I JUST CHANGED IT A LITTLE BIT!
Girl, be for fucking real. 💀
You’re getting completely dragged. Just face the music and delete your shit already. 😂
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Bruins fans with 1st intermission hitting at 11:30 on a fucking work night.
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@BigHeadLeafs_
@NHLNetwork
That’s funny coming from a leafs fan.
Also, Faber kiiiinda plays for the wild. So your argument is moot.
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@JonckaL
@cctvidiots
Do you have to be church going to understand that catholics kinda have a track record for molesting children? No. You dont lol
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Manifesting Jacob Trouba getting his shit rocked by Trent Frederic
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@spittinchiclets
@BizNasty2point0
Idk about you guys, but I'm cool with letting him off the hook on this one, because nobody wants to see that shit.
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