Mandy Martino
@MandyMartino
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Small Bladder. Big Dreams. LA Based Comedian.✨
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@EllisMate
is miserable about not dating Whitney Cummings, getting older and radio fans not switching over to podcasts.
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I wish I was rich so that I could afford to change my tampon every time I peed.
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Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with this weeks guests Chase O’Donnell &
@J_Potter
where the stories get out of control! ✨New episode out now, also check out the Patreon for more exclusive content.
#MiseryLovesMandy
#ComedyPodcast
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You think having resting bitch face is exhausting, try having resting friendly face.
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100% chance of rain in California is like a girl telling you she’s about to cum. It’ll happen, eventually, hopefully, probably not, maybe tomorrow.
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Running with my mask around my neck feels like I’m the dude that has the condom but still doesn’t use it...
I know it’s bad but no mask feels so much better.
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I just spilled my vitamin gummies everywhere and now my bathroom floor looks like the saddest attempt at a suicide.
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A man in Vegas stole a 3-foot, 40 pound dildo from a sex shop. The man and the penis are still at large.
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New episode out now with
@PreacherLawson
! We get into the backstory of his jokes from his new special, My Name Is Preacher!
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Waze is a great app because it doubles as an anger management assessment.
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I either have nothing to watch or am so overwhelmed with all shows I want to watch I still watch nothing.
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You can tell when someone’s having a midlife crisis by how many old photos they post of themselves.
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Cat is miserable about the birth control shot, dating "friendly" men and trusting a fart.
@cattienle
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You know it’s gonna be a good day when you wake up with both socks on.
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I usually wake up early and energetic but go back to sleep and wake up tired with a crick in my neck. 👍
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I love going to write every day so my room is always sparkling clean.
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This week's guest, Meredith Casey is miserable about prom, the scone thief and the suicide hotline.
On Misery Loves Mandy, comedians discuss miserable moments and whether or not they made them into jokes.
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A company Resprana created nose filters to reduce the amount of pollutants, allergens and second dates during the quarantine.
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The gym is the only place you can stare at yourself in the mirror and look only slightly narcissistic.
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Gabby Lamb is miserable about health insurance, having a bad memory and how our bodies are full of unwanted surprises!
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@BrentPella
is miserable about Clear agents, passive aggressive yoga instructors and silent letters. ✨
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Chase O’Donnell is miserable about performing in Ireland, being in a Girl Band and hangovers are in your 30’s. ☘️
#podcasting
#miserylovesmandy
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A new business called “Save My Ink Forever” removes the tattoos from your dead loved ones for you to keep in a frame...
So now your family can also regret you getting that lower back tattoo forever. 🦋
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If the algorithm was a person it would always be getting its dick sucked.
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Nick Callas is miserable about being insecure, a scarring childhood memory and guys not having guy friends.
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@Luke_Null
is miserable about driving in LA, social media and a time his dad embarrassed him at SNL.
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@richardsarvate
is miserable about the spelling bee, erectile dysfunction pills and people's use of the word underrated.
#podcast
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I'm having a PSL delivered to me at work. I'm excited as well as ashamed.
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“I think I’ve been there before.” -WGC (white girl comment)
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The monkey covering it's eyes emoji was not created for skinny Instagram models to use when they say they love eating. 👊🏼🙈
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Just watched a guy in a white van sniff a red bra then start undressing. And yes, he had a goatee.
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Aweee!! Miss ya
@TrevorKeveloh
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Pandora's new Thumbprint radio has taught me how much I've liked Smash Mouth.
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@katiethurston
is miserable about Valentines Day, bringing her cat on a plane and the awkwardness of gift giving.
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The ‘House of Horrors’ parents would torture their 13 children by leaving out tons of food for them to see but not eat. Producers are already looking at movie options since most actors already look at food they can’t eat.
#brokennews
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Tupperware lids and single socks must be working together.
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A no-contact policy will be implemented to help sanitation at strip clubs. But don’t worry, the buffet will still have a wide spread.
#brokennews
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The dollar store is a great place to get batteries that don’t work.
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@henrysircomedy
is miserable about unsolicited advice, sensitive audiences and the takeover of bomber jackets in LA.
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Even with no other teams playing the Miami Dolphins game is still not on CBS.
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Connect with others who understand your pain on the Misery Loves Mandy subreddit! 🫠
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#MiseryLovesMandy
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People these days treat a cough like a fart on a first date
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@shaenarabbani
is miserable about wording sayings wrongs, peeing her pants in school and lazy parents.
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I would not do well defusing a bomb under pressure since writing a check correctly makes me crack.
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@audreystewisart
is miserable about rude drivers, unwanted hairs and trying to find a gyno with shitty insurance.
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@mattrife
is miserable about loophole laws, Venmo dinners and kids blowing out their parent's birthday candles. (Celebrate my bday with me! 🥳)
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