Mama Keni
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Can we stop scaring new moms by telling them they’ll lose themselves in motherhood.. because that’s not always the case.
I found my true self in motherhood.
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If your man isn’t WORSHIPING your body after having his children, drop him. You’re a damn goddess who created a whole life, you deserve nothing less.
the amount of women in the comments living the same thing... this is so sad
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Guys we’ve had a couple of really weird things happen recently and the more I talk to others the more I’m convinced someone is squatting in our house. Idk how it would be possible but I’m convinced and I’m freaked out my dudes !!!
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Emmett (left) 5lbs 14oz & Beckett (right) 6lbs 10oz made their arrival at 8am at 36w3d💛💛 everyone is happy and healthy, we’ve been soaking in the newborn cuddles all day 🥰
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I caught a glimpse of my shadow tonight & I couldn’t help but snap a photo 🥺 truly what a miracle it is to grow a child, wow. I’m in awe.
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Well, my identical twins aren’t identical anymore !!
one only have 9 fingers now
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I’m so jealous of those who don’t have traumatic birthing experiences. Thankful they don’t understand but so damn jealous, all at once.
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Arlin is going to be a big brother x2!!!!!!!!!!!! Our golden TWINS, coming this October 💛💛
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Last Valentine’s Day hubby & I got shit faced, I drank an entire bottle of tequila trying to forget about our second angel baby.
This Valentine’s Day we walked the Oregon zoo, napped, ate Chinese, strolled Target, and now cuddling in bed feeling our rainbow kick.
My fav glow up.
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Finally got the courage to wear both boys, they’re happy little dudes now
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I’m absolutely obsessed with my kid. How can I love a human THIS much? It blows my mind every day.
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I always send my husband alone to the dispensary... wanna know why? These bitches ALWAYS flirt with him and give him shit for free 😂 part of me is like, “I need to go slap a hoe” and another part of me is “YA BABE GET THAT FREE WEED!!!” 😂
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Wow 🥺I know it’s the lighting but...I see two rainbows 🌈🌈🥺
I feel like my angels are always here with me👼🏻👼🏻❤️I’m emotional 😭
#32w2d
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No one will make you feel as loved as your baby does. It’s top tier.
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Even after the hardest days of mothering, I’m so thankful for my children. They are my whole world.
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How do moms function so well on NO sleep?! Seriously it blows my mind.
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Y’ALL I just pumped 45ml in 15 minutes.. immediately after feeding Arlin 😳 my baby is only 2 days old but my body is doing work! 🙌
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I just heard a baby being born. 😍🥺😭
I’m literally sobbing omg 🥺🥺😭😭 hearing that first cry GOT ME GOOD 😭😭🥺😭😭 OMG. 🥺😭🥺😭
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The glucose test drink isn’t THAT bad.. almost threw up immediately after but it’s not that bad 😂 everyone who said the orange one taste like flat soda, YOU RIGHT.
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If you’re offended by people being proud of their accomplishments, work on yourself.
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8 months pregnant with the twins // 8 months postpartum
I had 3 babies within 17 months!! MY BODY DID THAT 🥳🤯
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I don’t know how moms with mediocre spouses survive/stay in their relationship. My husband had his wisdom teeth removed Monday so I’ve been taking care of him on top of picking up the slack of the things he usually does and holy hell I couldn’t and wouldn’t do this full time.
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Hate to be that person but please don’t give someone else’s young child food without asking the parents first.
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I highly recommend buying silicone candy molds to make fun treats, like these frozen yogurt bites! Arlin is obsessed! 🦖🦕
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OH MY GOD!!! My husband(he’s at the hospital while I’m home with the other two) just called and they think they’ll be able to save it after all!!! I’m crying 😭 THEY’RE GOING TO SAVE HIS FINGER 😭😭
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We were at a family gathering last night and a few people were annoyed because my boys were being “too loud” playing in the other room & kept trying to quiet them so we left.
I’m sorry but they were playing in a different room, having fun, by themselves!!! Why ruin that!!
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There is no better feeling than when your child wraps their arms around your neck hugging you with all their might.
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Wtf is up with the trend of parents taking their sick child to the ER and CPS being called on them ?????? We can’t even take our kids to the doctors when they’re sick without CPS getting involved?? Tf?
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He’s home. 🤍
Finger was sewn back on and we’re hoping for a smooth recovery 🙏
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😭 I remember posting this and thinking “I’m going to document this pregnancy as long as I can cause I don’t know how long it’ll last”... 😭
& now here I am at 33 weeks. 🥺😭❤️ I’m so thankful!!!!
Yes 100% bloat but I gotta babe in there so imma milk it as long as I can 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️ third times the charm 🤞🤞🤞
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I absolutely love being a mother, don’t let my complaints ever fool you. It’s literally the best thing to ever happen to me and I catch myself thanking the universe daily. I live such a good life, I’m so grateful.
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My last bump-selfie with our second angel babe 🥺👼🏻
13 weeks with our angel 👼🏻 vs 13 weeks with our rainbow🌈🌈
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Having your friends over and hearing, “sorry my kids are making themselves at home here!” is literally the best compliment ever. please don’t ever apologize for that 😌 let them run amuck!!
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Been having a hard self image day.
My belly button is looking bruised & I have finally found a few stretch marks. But I am forcing myself to embrace it, because it IS beautiful. At least that’s what I’m trying to convince myself. 🤰🏼🌈🖤
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I wanna see your fav smoking pics in celebration of the whole month being 4/20, drop ‘em below fam ⬇️💚
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I seriously cannot believe this. Modern medicine is so dang amazing.
I saw that finger and wow… Everyone, even the doctors, were talking like it was gone. I’m a ball of emotions. 😭
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ALSO 👏🏻 NORMALIZE 👏🏻 BOYS 👏🏻HAVING 👏🏻 LONG 👏🏻HAIR 👏🏻 WITHOUT 👏🏻 AUTOMATICALLY 👏🏻 ASSUMING 👏🏻 THEY’RE 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 GIRL!!!
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Tomorrow will be my last day at home... without a baby.
That’s it. That’s the tweet.
😏🤫
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I get irrationally angry when people say they’re coming over and then take hours to actually come over... my time is precious, I don’t want to be waiting around for you to finally show up, it’s rude.
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The twins doctor said she’s impressed with me because she’s never had a mom EBF twins every 2-3 hours for 9 straight months while drastically changing their diet.. and it felt really nice having my hard work acknowledged 🥹🫶
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Chopped my hair off and dyed it pink because GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
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The hospital I’m giving birth at is only allowing one support person (which is fine because my husband is the only one I want there anyway) but I will literally fight if they take that away. I NEED my husband there while I give birth to our son. 😣
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Taking photos while pregnant...
Expectation vs Reality
Cheers to 25🥳🖤
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And before anyone asks, no I’m absolutely not okay.
My husband and I were spending the day away from the kids (for the first time EVER) this is what happens. I never want to leave them with anyone ever again.
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Shoutout to the twins for having food intolerances so I’ve cut out so many things I’m losing weight like crazy 💀 also shoutout to my crazy ~almost~ 2 year old who is always on the move.
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@annahhmarie
@marie_kaley24
Are you confused that you can get pregnant even if you’re being safe !?!! 😱
What a concept..
Talking down to people like both you & I just did is childish. I hope my example shines light on that.
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Me realizing I’m celebrating ONE hour of sleep. This is motherhood. 💀
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Me: “I’m going to Target and gunna make his pockets hurt!”
Also me: *over-stimulated in a busy store, forgets things on the list and only spends $40*
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I was at the dentist for less than 45min and in that time my husband fed the kids breakfast, picked up the toys, swept the floors, and got himself ready for work ???? I have so many questions but first HOW
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Got up & walking 12 hours after Arlin was born via cesarean 🙌 freakin proud of myself.
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I absolutely love being a mom but it sure can be exhausting 🙂🥱🫠🥰
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A MLM bish messaged me asking if I was “tired of being broke” 💀 so I responded, “aren’t you? must be real broke to be cold messaging strangers” 😭😭💀
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I hate that moms can’t even complain and say things like “I wish I was the dad” without others assuming that means the dad is a dead beat or they don’t have equal responsibilities.
Let us vent and understand it IS different being the mom vs the dad and it’s okay!!
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The fact that fraternal twins run in my family and skip a generation (which would be me) and I ended up pregnant with IDENTICAL twins 🤯 like what are the actual chances?! The universe really wanted this for us. I still can’t believe it.
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Omg I love breastfeeding more than anything 🥺😭🥰 obviously I don’t have my milk yet but my body is producing tons of colostrum & baby boy is LOVING it. He’s a natural at the boob 🥺😭
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Someone knocked on our front door so I answered it and the dude asked if “[my] mom or dad were home” … 😂 I didn’t know how to respond so I said “I am… she” 💀💀💀
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It’s always the ones who aren’t moms yet who say things like “[c-sections] are the easy way out.” and “I would be bored being a SAHM. I can’t imagine doing nothing all day.”
💀💀💀
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It was by no means the babysitters fault but holy shit. A piece of my baby is GONE.
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Y’all, I got my placenta pathology results back and Emmett only had 15% of the placenta with very low blood flow… his life is a damn miracle 😭 my little fighter.
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I can’t wait for my son to wake up so I can tell him how many people are loving his photography skills!! 🥹 thank you for all the love 🩷
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Even after 8 years, I cannot get over the sexual chemistry my husband & I share. It’s literally out of this world 😂😮💨😮💨🤌
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I highly recommend taking DIY maternity photos with your friends.
ILY
@delaneygdalton
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@boymamaxo
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When your 3 year old loves to take photos of you and is actually good at it 🥹😌🤟
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