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Todays pre/teens get drunk elephant skincare and we got this
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And you only got proactiv if your family had money bc that shit was considered expensive even back then
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Depression sucks. Some days I wake up so happy and other days I wish I died in my sleep. Sad for no reason. Just bc my brain is broken.
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Pregnancy boobs are actually terrifying??? Like my aerolas are the size of dinner plates... I want my pre baby boobs back.
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Does anyone else hate having things on their kitchen counters? Like even things that belong there? Even the site of my Keurig drives me nuts. Why am I like this.
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Cody knew I was sad about not having maternity photos so he took me to the mountains and took these with his iPhone for me. 😭❤️
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Plz take care of your kid’s teeth so they don’t have to pay for it later on as adults 🙃
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What we aren’t going to do is make mother’s with stillborns feel like it’s taboo to talk or share about. Nope. Sorry. Not happening. It’s 2019 and you guys want to normalize EVERYTHING. Well this is sadly some people’s normal! So get the fuck over yourselves.
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STOP MAKING MOMS FEEL BAD FOR GOING SOMEWHERE WITHOUT THEIR CHILDREN
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No one warns you how hard it is to make important phone calls when you have kids 😂 now I understand why my mom would give us “the look” every time she was on the phone.
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Babies act like you inconvenienced their entire LIFE when you have to lay them still for a diaper change
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I used to call Cody in the middle of the day while he was at work begging him to come home because I didn’t trust myself, that my mind was telling me to go kill myself while Olivia napped. Now I call him to tell him what a fun day Olivia and I are having. Things do get better.
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If you don’t know what it’s like to spend $200+ on pregnancy tests, holding them up to the light, and taking them apart just to see any kind of faint line... let’s not make fun of women who are TTC.
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This debate about not needing to teach your children to say penis and vagina bc your kids *never leave your sight* I was molested in my own home with my parents asleep in the next room and my two uncles in the house as well. Unfortunately things can happen right under your nose.
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I can’t wait to have another baby and give it formula right away and piss all of the social media moms off ❤️❤️❤️
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Cycle after cycle of trying, hundreds of negative tests, miscarriages, being told I’d need fertility meds to conceive, magically getting pregnant with a sticky baby on our own right before the meds and now we finally get to meet her this weekend! 🌈💓 I can’t believe it!
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If I could give any advice to couples without kids. GO ON ROAD TRIPS. Travel together! Go camping! Go out drinking. Live it up.
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Our Walmart is out of the weirdest things during this virus. Wtf are you guys buying all the fucking butter for? What are you making with that much butter?
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Racism starts in the home. Talk to your babies. Don’t hide this from them. Black mother’s don’t get a choice but to speak to their babies about what’s going on. Just bc your children are white do not hide what’s going on from them.
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Moms with toddlers do you feel like all you do is yell? Or am I going to hell lol
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I hate the “I can’t believe you’re still breastfeeding!”
How about
“Wow you are amazing for still nursing a 15 month old after also breastfeeding your other 2 kids past a year old and not having your body to yourself in 8 years… here is $500 for iced coffee”
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If your husband gets turned on by seeing a woman breastfeed YOUR HUSBAND is the issue not the mother feeding her baby.
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Stop telling little kids that certain things are for boys/girls 😤
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Everyone says new babies are expensive but it’s actually toddlers that are money suckers. One day they wear a size 3c shoe and then wake up a size 5 shoe.
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Baby girl arrived quickly today at 12:40pm. We have just been enjoying her. My labor was one of the craziest things I’ve ever experienced in my life. Thank you to everyone for reaching out! We are both healthy and happy! 💓
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Everyone complaining it’s going to be hot for them on Halloween tomorrow. I’m sorry. But hey at least you don’t have to bundle your kid up and put a coat on them and completely cover the costume you paid for bc it’s freezing. 😒
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I can't believe people still keep up with PLL that show lost me 6 years ago when they found A but it wasn't really A.
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Not to be that mom but if you guys didn't know already. I don't want anyone's babies choking 😭! Same thing goes for hotdogs!
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Does anyone else feel like their entire appearance changed after having a kid? Not just body wise but even facial features. I was looking at photos right before I got pregnant and I got uglier x100.
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Wearing glasses sucks. You either lay down and be uncomfortable with great vision or take them off and be comfy + blind.
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Eggs gross me out and my 4yo goes “just eat them don’t be so scared” and that’s real bold coming from the girl who has only eaten mac & cheese for the last 3 years
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The best advice I can give moms who are about to have their 2nd baby is to lower your expectations. Don’t compare yourself to moms on Instagram. Eating snacks for meals is okay. Having a messy house is okay. Screen time is okay. Pajamas all day are okay.
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My child is almost 16 months old and still doesn’t sleep through the night. I can’t wait til she’s 16 and thinks she can sleep in I’m gonna wake her up at 4am like hi I’m bored let’s play!!!
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If you make a mother feel bad for her toddler screaming in the store you are the worst type of person.
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My toxic trait is over cooking chicken bc I’m scared it will still be raw 🥲
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I am in labor, so far it’s nothing like my labor with Olivia. Being induced is no joke. Not to scare anyone but holy fuck.
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Sitting here nursing Ivy thinking about how I never want to put her down because we tried so long for her and now she’s here and look what Cody sends me 😭❤️👼🏼
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Taylor swift re-recording the Fearless album so now we can be in our mid 20s actually relating to it VS being 12 and having to pretend. I CANNOT WAIT.
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Yikes this is embarrassing
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Okay now i truly believe Kylie is pregnant. Khloes body language gave it away.
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My best advice to new moms is to hold your baby. When the house is a mess, when their fussy, and when you’re a mess. They grow so so fast.
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I'm so happy high waisted clothes are a trend they hide my mom pouch
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Doctors need to start making house calls. Taking your brand new baby to a filthy doctors office during flu season is fucking stupid.
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This little boy from across the street asked to play with the girls and I asked him what his name was. He said “my parents haven’t named me yet.” 💀
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My kids follow me to the bathroom so Olivia learned what a period was at like age 3. 🤪 She knows what it is and why you get it. She even knows why people have different “body parts”. I will never hide things from my kids bc they’ll just go figure it out themselves if you do.
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Depression is like living in a glass box. You can see EVERYTHING that's good and happy around you but you can't touch it or feel it.
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So I had to call 911 tonight. We had a scare with baby Ivy. She is fine, but this mama is shaken up and will not be sleeping tonight. I love her so much and I’ve never been so scared in my entire life. Being a mom is so damn scary.
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After meeting so many people who struggle with getting/staying pregnant I can see how hard Mother’s Day is for these women/couples. Please refrain from the “you’re not a real mom if you don’t have kids” this Mother’s Day. You don’t know what someone is going through.
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Next time I get pregnant I’m not telling anyone. Just gonna post a belly photo at 32 weeks like surprise.
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My 5yo: “when I like boys I’m going to ask them to clean the house and if they say no I won’t choose them” 😭 that’s exactly right baby girl 🥰
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When I was a teenager I thought showering together would be sexy like the movies but really it’s just cody standing on the other side of the shower freezing his ass off
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As a childcare provider, seeing all of these posts about children being abused at daycare makes my heart hurt so bad. When these babes get dropped off at my house I treat them & love them like they are MY babies. What is wrong with people?!
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Why are the plain solid colored baby clothes $30 and the ugly graphic baby clothes $4...
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No matter who is pres. my child will be raised with respect for others no matter their skin color, sexual orientation, or mental disability.
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Fingers crossed for a 2019 pregnancy announcement 🤞 I really hope this new year is our year to grow our family. 🌈👶🏼✨
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Just know your children will learn about *mature* things at school. It’s inevitable. Do you want to be the first to educate them about it or do you want someone’s 4th grader on the playground to do it?
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I wonder what it feels like to be naturally beautiful, to just smile at a camera and come out looking so effortlessly perfect.
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Olivia has every toy she owns on our living room floor and when I asked her to pick up she said “my back hurts” excuse me you are 3 years old you aren’t old enough to even use that excuse 💀
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No one is defending the mom for killing her children. Those babies did not deserve to die. She IS guilty in killing her children and there is no way around that. What I stand for is mental health especially postpartum mental health. She was let down by professionals.
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I was so excited and in love with that last baby, that the first 8 weeks of this pregnancy I was afraid if I got or showed any excitement my baby would be taken away from me. I’m still struggling with this. Pregnancy after miscarriage is so fucking hard.
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Does anyone else’s hair literally hurt after it’s been in a tight ponytail all day. It hurts to even have it down so you just put it right back into a ponytail. Cuz same.
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How does the most popular lingerie store not sell nursing bras???
@VictoriasSecret
y'all need to work on that.
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When I was getting the epidural I told Cody don’t ever ask for anymore children. That I was DONE. I’m not done. There’s no way! I can’t not ever have a newborn again. And maybe again after that.
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Moms are the craziest females. If you think your girl is crazy now just wait til she gets knocked up. 1,000x crazier bruh.
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I will always advocate for teaching your children the proper names, consent, and what is right and wrong when it comes to their bodies. My parents made sure I knew this so when I was molested I told them right away. This is very important.
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When you become a mother it's a chance to start over and become a better person. You're raising the future. Do you not fucking get that???
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You ever look at your kids and wonder how something so beautiful came out of you?!
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Watching your baby turn into a toddler right before your eyes is wild.
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Girls that talked shit in middle school/HS now comment on my photos like "you're baby is so cute" "you're so pretty" you can fuck off tho.
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I’m crying laughing at the turning red Fb posts. Moana sailed across the freakin sea alone after her dad told her no. Rapunzel literally left her tower with a man she just met! But God forbid 13 year olds go to a concert in a movie. 😭😭😭😭
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Everyone keeps saying after this baby I won’t want anymore, and it’s probably the most annoying thing you could say to a mom. Some women know when they are done, and I don’t feel done. I 100% want 3 babies. God willing.
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Idk why moms are so obsessed with that vagina postpartum squirt bottle? Trying to fill it up with the perfect temp of warm water in the middle of the night while trying not to pee yourself... AND sometimes making the water too hot... I’m having war flashbacks.
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I always call Cody my husband to random people who don’t know me lmao well I asked for stickers at Dutch bc Cody collects stickers and they gave me a lot and I’m like omg thanks bc my husband collects them and my kid in the backseat loud af goes “you don’t have a husband!” 💀
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Thanks Tumblr for opening the gates of hell and releasing all of these fucking pedophiles. Nothing makes me want to vomit and commit murder more than a bio that openly says they are attracted to 2-7 year olds.
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Can my kid go to bed so I can cuddle and makeout with her dad plz & thanks.
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It makes me mad when girls don't post their newborns. Like bitch? I followed you for 9ms + I was there for your drunk tweet that got u preg.
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We find out the babies gender TODAY! I’m so nervous and excited! I can’t believe I will finally know what our rainbow baby is. I feel like I’ve been pregnant for 10 years!
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Today the nurse was asking me how many pregnancies I’ve had and I always think they mean full term so I said 1 and then pregnant now and she said no miscarriages? And I said yes and she said we count those babies as well! 😭💕
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6 years later... how freakin wild! Who would have ever guessed my Myspace crush would become my life partner and babies father!
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