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@Malkatron

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Professional adult-babysitter for King & Queen. Prone to fits of marking out.

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Mal James
7 months
@Keir_Starmer You can’t unite your own party never mind a country.
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5 months
@mushycrouton @rickygervais Yeah I can’t see him ever making any money from it 🙄
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Mal James
9 months
@TalkTV Let’s also not rule out institutional racism and Brexit. I mean it’s not like it’s winter or anything 🤷‍♂️
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7 months
@DouglasKMurray Basically admitting “We have to appease them lot out there or one of us might get killed”
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5 months
@SholaMos1 Making negative assumptions about something just because of its colour. There should be a word for that kind of person 🤔
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5 months
@CrimeLdn Capital punishment, it’s time for a referendum. This guy has been literally caught on camera murdering a child, yet lawyers will no doubt push ‘mental illness’ as an excuse to show him leniency.
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Mal James
7 months
@alexharmstrong Yousaf wasn’t held accountable for this so why should Anderson be held accountable?
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Mal James
5 months
@SholaMos1 @MetroUK @TheSun ‘A dual Spanish-Brazilian’. London really loves its migrants doesn’t it.
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Mal James
8 months
@metpoliceuk @CrimeLdn To be honest I hope that someone else other than yourselves have found him and dealt with him more robustly than you would.
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Mal James
8 months
@AntiRacismDay Are u waving those Palestine flags in support of Jews or is it just for the bacon bonce’s?
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Mal James
3 years
@hodgetwins Probably about me, seeing how I’m white, male, straight and still the same gender I was born as 🤷‍♂️
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Mal James
6 months
@SholaMos1 It’s honestly embarrassing to have to share a country with you.
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Mal James
8 months
@darrengrimes_ The patience of the shop guy is incredible.
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Mal James
5 months
@TateTheTalisman If British parents did this the other way (ie claiming a raft is a cheaper way to go to France for a camping trip) they would be locked up immediately.
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Mal James
8 months
@AntiRacismDay I spy with my little eye something beginning with P ………….. PEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOs
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6 months
@HumzaYousaf This seems biased if he isn’t calling for an end to arms sales for all nations. He must just not like Israel. @PoliceScotland have a look please thanks.
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Mal James
8 months
@charlottechurch Charlotte Mosque
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Mal James
7 months
@abierkhatib How many did they lose by this time?
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Mal James
5 months
@narindertweets I wouldn’t have seen it if u hadn’t tweeted it yourself. And I honestly thought your tweet was being sarcastic as u usually do similar tweets when someone (wrongly) tries to bash your looks. Don’t think this will end the way u hope it will tbh.
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Mal James
7 months
@Nurseborisbash So not an anti-immigrant party then 🤷‍♂️
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7 months
@AngelaRayner Good old Maggie eh?
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Mal James
7 months
@RmSalih You do know that neither of them will read this don’t you? Write a letter if you’re that bothered.
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Mal James
9 months
@GaryLineker @leekern13 Blocking is such a wet thing to do tho, unless they being threatening or abusive then stay and challenge it 🤷‍♂️
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Mal James
7 months
@AndyPlumb4 @LeeAndersonMP_ There’s a first video to this that adds some context.
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Mal James
2 years
@PiersUncensored @Cobratate @piersmorgan @TalkTV Absolutely right and I would gladly have him as Mayor or Justice Secretary 👍
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Mal James
8 years
#RogueOne is my favourite Star Wars, but #LifeOnTheRoad was my favourite film of 2016. Just superb mate 👏👏👏 @rickygervais
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Mal James
9 months
@TRobinsonNewEra That’s GenZ for u. Notice the older guy running towards it tho 👍
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5 months
@MannieMighty1 Yes that precious 15 pence will financially cripple them.
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Mal James
7 months
@SkyNews Im just shocked the comments are on. They must have forgot to turn them off.
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Mal James
7 months
@narindertweets @jeremyoharris This does not help encourage diversity and inclusion. Shameful to promote it. Shameful to defend it.
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Mal James
5 months
@SholaMos1 At least we don’t marry children.
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Mal James
5 months
@HumzaYousaf Just stay away from those scooters.
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Mal James
2 years
@PiersUncensored @Cobratate @piersmorgan @TalkTV Andrew Tate for Justice secretary, Qatari desert prisons 😂 got my vote 👍
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Mal James
2 years
@GaryLineker You reported me when I took the piss out of the ears?!?!
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Mal James
6 years
When u find out @mothfromdaflats is looking for u #WrestleMania
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6 years
RUN JOHN RUN
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Mal James
8 years
I ❤️ @ThisIs_Progress and I challenge any of my 'non-wrestling fan' friends to accompany me to a show to see why. #OneOfUs #ProgressIs5
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Mal James
8 months
@KonstantinKisin You have to follow Biffy Giro right now 😂😂😂
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Mal James
8 months
@DillyHussain88 Any chance you can organise any protests over there??
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Mal James
8 months
@DillyHussain88 @Census2021 And 60,000,000 that aren’t, and they will grow too.
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Mal James
9 months
@theJeremyVine @mariannaspring @adepstein1 Just adds weight to it from what I can see. The lady shoots down what u said immediately even adding “with respect” which is polite for “I don’t agree with u”.
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Mal James
7 months
@DillyHussain88 @TRobinsonNewEra That’s the point though, two-tier policing. Thank you for pointing that out 👍
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Mal James
7 months
@narindertweets How does it work? Is it only a one way thing?
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Mal James
3 years
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Mal James
2 years
That girl needs to run from Jason Bourne’s daughter, I think I’m in love 😳😍 #WaffleHouse #WaffleHouseNinja
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Mal James
11 months
@SalgadoC1973 @DaveAtherton20 Combined ‘black’ with ‘wank’ and said ‘he’s blank’ 😂😂😂 genius 👏👏
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Mal James
9 months
@Steve_Laws_ Honestly the whole video shows that the guy deserved it.
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Mal James
8 years
@Prison_Screw @trussliz what's she on about "6 prisoners to 1 Officer"? Clearly never been on a wing. 60-70 on mine to 1 Officer. Cat B too!
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Mal James
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Mal James
1 year
@dallybuck @ResistDogma Thoughts on this guy getting shot? Outrageous, right?
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Mal James
7 months
@narindertweets Notice how the police are more than happy to get stuck in with this lot. If only they had more consistency. Thank you for bringing awareness 👍
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Mal James
6 months
@IsabelOakeshott Typical leftie, the more you prove them wrong the more their volume goes up.
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Mal James
7 months
@narindertweets You were slagging off Badenoch a few hours ago 🤷‍♂️
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Mal James
8 months
@BPND_Official @DaveAtherton20 Notice how they only ever get physical when the door’s shut.
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Mal James
9 months
@DillyHussain88 Can I ask, where in your opinion is a better place to live than the uk?
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Mal James
9 months
@DVATW Waiting for the fact checkers to tell us that 19x1=40 🤦‍♂️
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Mal James
2 years
Seriously this decade is just the worst and we only three years into it 🤷‍♂️ pandemic - lockdown - mandates - wokery - crap politicians - energy - fuel - cost of living - dead queen - world war 3 ……………
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Mal James
2 years
@TalkTV @JuliaHB1 While your brilliant voice acting skills have convinced me u are right, I have to add that clothing can also be an issue here. If my parents moved to Africa and I was then born there, I wore a sporran & kilt and my name on a badge would it be racist to presume I’m from Scotland??
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Mal James
5 months
@TalkTV Unfortunately @jjanisiobi will likely be used more by @TalkTV as they’ll no doubt want to save money on presenters. He’s a good panelist but a terrible host who will lose them more viewers.
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Mal James
8 months
@DillyHussain88 While the nonce industry is pretty much monopolised by another group.
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Mal James
7 months
@PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @jamesbarrcomedy How does he claim to be a comedian when he takes offence at absolutely everything? Although that tank top is hilarious.
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Mal James
9 months
@KTHopkins Too afraid to debate you and hearing the truth might hurt their precious little feelings.
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Mal James
9 months
@Saraya Get over yourselves, it’s called being famous and having fans. Presumably u knew fame would be part of the job if ur lucky enough to be successful.
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5 months
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Mal James
7 years
@WWEUK @anthonyfjoshua Wembley looked good didn't it 😉 (hint hint) #WrestlemaniaUK
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Mal James
5 months
@miffythegamer How do you know they’re unemployed? I suppose asylum seekers are knocking out a hard days graft every Monday to Friday?
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Mal James
3 years
@cristo_radio @calvinrobinson @talkRADIO 10 out of 10 effort for trying, but Ken Hinds’ hypocrisy pretty much sums up the whole debate. Will never admit he was wrong to say that, but deep down must know that he was.
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Mal James
7 months
@joannajarjue She’s currently suspended from her party for racism.
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Mal James
9 months
@narindertweets That works really well in reverse too. A group of protestors (for example London every Saturday) are not representative of a general feeling amongst a nation.
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Mal James
7 years
Governments response to current prison issues #HMPBirmingham
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Mal James
7 years
@PeteDunneYxB 's mystery opponent is ............ @DonovanDijak 😳😃 #HolyShit #Chapter50
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Mal James
5 months
@RebeccaCNReid What a ridiculous thing to say, “the worst thing I’ve seen happen in Twitter”. Is this the first time you’ve been here in over a decade then??
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Mal James
5 months
@narindertweets To be fair you did ask for it today 🤷‍♂️
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Mal James
2 years
@DrEliDavid Literally every word of it. This guy is loads better than Nostradamus.
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Mal James
8 years
@trussliz to work a month in a prison of our choice as prison officer in uniform #prison #prisonreform @RealLizTruss
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Mal James
7 months
@Joey7Barton @narindertweets Even Keir Starmer just said they should change it back.
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Mal James
9 years
@TheLadBible is that the stripper at 30 seconds? #GayBar
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1 year
@Iromg @metpoliceuk We need to replace them with some of those French rugby tackling nuns.
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Mal James
7 years
OH MY GOD!!! I'm so loving my season ticket right now @Fightclubpro #InternationalTekkers
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5 months
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8 months
@TripleH Remember Brock vs Goldberg? Expect the same reaction.
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Mal James
2 years
Worst thing I’ve seen on a tv, and I’ve taken prisoners for colonoscopys #romeoandduet
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Mal James
8 years
@Prison_Screw @POAUnion SO's I learnt off were mostly ex-military. My SO's now are mostly ex-retail.
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6 months
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9 months
@jeremycorbyn Why are they all military aged men??
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Mal James
7 years
This time tomorrow 💪👊🤗 #Tekkers @Fightclubpro (and @RealKeithLee 😁)
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8 months
@mikopeled Just having a tantrum on live tv, I don’t know why u would tweet this thinking it looks positive on u 🤷‍♂️😫😫😭😭
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Mal James
7 months
@LFCADB @abierkhatib Not fashion tips off a millennial with his white socks pulled up as far as they’ll go like a school kid.
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Mal James
3 years
There’s no way that’s a coincidence #Omicron #Moronic #COVID19
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3 years
@JuliaHB1 Not unsurprisingly Omicron is an anagram of moronic.
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Mal James
7 months
@metpoliceuk You should count yourselves lucky if you don’t get a pay cut for the unfit for purpose service you now provide.
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Mal James
8 years
Yes Faye, of course you are 👍 #XFactor
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Mal James
7 months
@AngelaRayner What’s this bit of your very long tweet got to do with it?
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Mal James
5 months
@mohammed_hijab Everyone hide your kids in pure gym, they should be safe from marriage in there 👍
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Mal James
1 year
@dallybuck @ResistDogma You didn’t mention anything about it so I was just asking.
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Mal James
10 years
@Magic_Neil your twin @WWESheamus was there. Obviously uses gym more tho XD #WWEUKTour http://t.co/humZCw41g1
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Mal James
9 months
@Nanaakua1 Well said Nana 👏👏
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7 months
@DillyHussain88 - Nonced by at least 4 taxi drivers by the age of 13.
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Mal James
8 months
@TalkTV @THEJamesWhale @virtualash @mikopeled Absolutely embarrassing. Went into full on tantrum mode 😫😫😫😭😭😭 😂😂
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Mal James
9 months
@Joey7Barton @theJeremyVine He doesn’t like the truth Joey. Most don’t these days.
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