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jinx is my wife 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ profile picture by @ragetypes

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For all my future post readers I'm in love with jinx we're married and Isha is our daughter thank you. Yes I am delusional and insane no I don't give a fuck.
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@magikbones Konshu wants to kill all the vampires and knows that the darkhold has a spell that would just kill every vampire ever so moonknight is arguing for it's use alongside ironman . Reed and strange are arguing for a more peaceful 'only kill the bad ones, but with science' path.
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@MinuteNerdNews If superman succeeds there's a very real and very amazing possibility that it puts some wind in the sails of movies with genuine love for the source material. Superhero movies with cackling cartoonish villains and heroes that save cats from trees, and I wouldn't want any less.
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@Grimeandreason Honestly, why the fuck are some millennials so dead set on working themselves to death. My dad noticed that I do nothing on my days off and said that unless I'm working 8 hours a day five days a week or I get a second job I'd be kicked out. They lick the boot that stomps on them.
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@ShmaptainSteve He was reminiscing on when he tried to choke out a robot
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@EdgyMcPengu4 @ononotsu Bro bodied god mid/no diff.bwith his bare hands.
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@SpiderManShots He ripped off her hair. She can open a toy. Fair trade.
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@Mrundected @Zeriq_5 It's a plushie.
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@NotoriousPeach @jackiedotnet It's always two dumb bitches saying exactlyyyyy.
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@Dill_the_Geek The fact that the voicelines exist with this emote and the hammer down highlight intro but NOT his ult is crazy disappointing.
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@viollynt Knock on her skull and it goes tingggg like hollow metal.
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@kamensp1der Because this iconic shot is a reference itself, and the thing it's referencing IS just a jump with a sword swing, the whole iconic shot is supposed to just be the in-air pose.
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@Spidey_pte I find it funny how many people completely miss the "I didn't want fisks money, so I got a lifetime supply of backpacks" line.
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@dyingscribe Bro stole my whole lick .
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@SpiderManShots He ripped off her hair. She can open a toy. Fair trade.
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@guillerhomo This is giving "street racing playlist" vibes where there's not even kickstart my heart on it.
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@YellowFlashGuy Jay Garrick is the flash.Barry Allen is the flash.Wally west is the flash.Wally west is kid flash.Wallace west is kid flash. Wow, these superheroes have the same name! I bet you have no trouble telling who's who.
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@singulino @ohyike_ @AerithsSeat "he's just as human as the rest-". "No, no, he's a robot".
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@br4ind4mage Most piltovans don't either. The last names are HOUSES, the rich have them. I don't think last names are a thing in shurima, which carried into oshra va'zaun which carried into piltover and zaun.
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@JustMalloree It only exists to facilitate the speedometer shots, I'm not even kidding, that's the entire reason tom is a cop.
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@arrapurgatory @MatttGFX Yummy food, mmmm I love food!.
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@freesweetmilk Yeah but it was totally ryze when season 1 launched. Behind the scenes shots confirmed it. Season 2 had a rewrite some time after season 1 came out which probably changed that.
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@Zeriq_5 I'm like 80% sure the NFTs were to fund this game. Which is cool actually. When NFTs are used, not as the main product, but as a way to fund a game I'm fine with it. I don't like the poppy playtime lore NFT bullshite. But the quality of the game would probably be good.
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@rwylm_lvr And when I say she should join them.
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@ClairePsych2 @dicepunkstudios "hundreds" and it's actually a hundred.
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@SPACEG00N @Zeriq_5 Literally just so I could get over the FUCKING STUPID DM LIMITS ELON!!!!! And message an artist I commissioned if I could have their discord so I could cancle my subscription.
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@Slither2006 Idk what it is but he's giving massive Woody Harrelson energy.
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@777GE0 What's with this lie that Robbie Williams isn't popular, what?.
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@pinkythoughtz @Tribal_Rohan Yes we are fuck that bitch.
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@kattdotpng One of the monkeys literally has "etherium" on the spray can. And most of them have that little diamond symbol.
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@Ahnyxx_ That is NOT xerath, that's just some guy. Wheres the living energy coffin?.
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@nicefieldSFM Ngl there was always something a little off about those gems and this perfectly explains it. You can tell instantly that it's unnatural.
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@kattdotpng This is a crypto bro.
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@SO0u0o THEYRE WHAT???????.
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@KrustaceanPlays The fact that he stumbles back after what he said to hiccup. He knows it was wrong, but he felt it was necessary.
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@Win98Tech We need to stop calling the series X and PS5 "next gen" it's encouraging Devs to work on games for both consoles is a sort of "the consumer clearly thinks it's not worth it".
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@Crazy4Material @MediaHunted Lost media is when not on amazong ig.
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@tentyphix 2 pages later and he's comically evil again. They never knew whether he was the misunderstood good guy or the sentai villain of the week.
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@aa__nix "the people of the undercity need to breathe" is just the first half of a sentence that ends with "because their output in the mines is dropping".
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@MartonPiller012 @magikbones How the fuck else are you supposed to get in range.
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@squiddywasepic The Luna one is weird as fuck ngl. It's like it's two different interactions awkwardly stapled together.
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@Noobletariat @shangluen Were your eyes closed while hellfire was playing or what?.
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@Ifues1 @NebsGoodTakes His body would be kicking scarecrows ass cus spidey sense autopilots him to fight when unconscious and in danger.
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@IPG_Kris There isn't infinite because the counter can't go above 999 idjit.
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@IPG_Kris There's 999 moons . You only collect 880 you buy the rest.
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@phantomgamer701 @fazfacts_ You don't need a lake to turn you white when twitter does that already.
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@kittischmitti I need that first five seconds immediately spliced into the CW flash saving people and running around central city montage from season 1's opening.
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@ZJay_99 @Breezy2345 Nah make finn the fighter did you see how he handled that fight with the stormtrooper with the stun baton.
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@fangfilet Detective dan is Jayce??!?!??⁉️.
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@TaylorSampson7 @SpiderManShots If you're buying a figure to sell it later, you obviously don't care about the figure.
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@bartonovopolis The slab of metal cool as fuck dude.
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@neightPaw @A0TERRA It makes way less loadouts viable. But the real problem is the -5, not the surges. Surges + -5 means 35% less damage globally, and 10% less on surge. Surges without the -5 would mean everything is viable, and running the right element would just be an extra if you really want.
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@Angelica_Reed42 @lllliatttt @DanteofAlmeida Top 5 porn bot OAT right here.
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@guccithealien It has the same energy as death's "pick it up" in puss and boots 2.
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@YeFandom @McflyDraws "shoutout Jonesy from salty springs" it's hard to miss.
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@FuwaBunny_ @diodadevil HES A LION OF COURSE HES AFRICAN 😭.
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@shypley They're randomly generated.
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@frickyuu Deadpool and wolverine did not shoot 90% of the movie on location W/O green screens just for ppl do say this.
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@JackAttackVHS @shypley Nahhh, stick with the red. She was replacing foxy after all.
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@freesweetmilk Because it was ryze.
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@RiseFallNickBck Mecha fans when want bang robot lady . (I'm mecha fans). ((This is the second time I've made this joke)). (((Are you annoyed yet))). ((((Check out my art)))).
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@N4ni_N4ni The concept art is called league of legends.
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@chadnujan @CommanderRex7 Except that one time it was.
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@caitivi Jayce is an immigrant scientist. .
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@53gaDr3amca5t I love that the MiB would solve the case simply by (at the very least) the fact that they no longer have full names.
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@Jasperdidlie She noticed the smoke, then the z-drive.
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@guillerhomo Like, all I see on "street race" playlists is mellow rap, and rap, and tik tok pop, and rap. Like c'mon guys, put heart of a dancer on there, or shoot to thrill, jailbreak, whole lotta Rosie, paranoid, fortunate son. Get better.
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Hey twitter give me your spidersonas‼️ accepting all submissions and I'll draw them all.
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@croffeepot Foxy, purple man, Freddy, golden freddy.
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@freesweetmilk I pretend I do not see it 😔.
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@Loudwindow Idiots will see a very very fucking bright light source right in front of her face and still say she looks white.
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@thelongeststart @lewdnaaomi @TheJakeneutron They shouldn't be talking tho.
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@boysaviuh It would be Caitlyn's fault tho, Jayce is significantly more trustworthy.
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@context1954 Netease understands venom better than their fans do is what I'm getting from this.
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@stakocs @dattebayoun True yeah. But Maggie isn't vague with the age she's shown as. Miku isn't always 16 in all her appearances sometimes she's younger sometimes she's older. Cus she's pretty much a blank canvas for anyone to do anything with.
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@julianmiflaco Bro was ready to group suicide with Viktor he's so fucking gay 😭.
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@shrimpfriedpee @CosmicTubes @gwenstacying It's such a 'ive had to write this 1000 times a day' signature.
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@FuwaBunny_ @diodadevil They came from Africa.
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@DevSprings Mimic .eXtreme.Endpoint.Security.
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@galesversion The lvl 12 cap really kills act 3. 8 playthroughs in and I haven't finished.
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@F0rtuneL0wT1er Dr who used to be tokusatsu.
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@KogaKenway @SpiderManShots Why does this cost so much tho? It's just a hunk of (shitty looking) plastic. It's only worth 48K if someone buys it for that much.
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@bikenesmith_ Im 100% convinced that jean made him gay. He was a chauvinist before that one page, and in that page it reads like she's just forced him.
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@OWCavalry What Devs are there to appreciate?.
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@BlackSalander She's wasian.
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@SpectralAurora_ Everyone is making fun of the kid who shat himself. That wouldn't have changed.
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@stakocs @dattebayoun Miku has been 16 for 18 years.
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@kiannarivers101 @ZazaTheHutt @sevenftzayn @imnotjuIes @angeldisrupted Dont need to be a chef to know something is cooked wrong.
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@kaiscomics Insane how much better it looks with bright white eyes.
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@TheJakeneutron Who's Marshall? The artstyle looks like adventure time, but I don't remember a Marshall when I watched it as a kid. Marceline's bro?.
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@DLjunggren @CharMayCry Comma stopping him from being the next dr disrespect fr.
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@SnapBlastPLAY PlayStation.
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@Comic_Oddity @AhoyBricks Aside from the web pattern and the colours what exactly screams Spider-Man here?
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@PearlySeraPhim Almost free is an insane way to put $60.
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@derguti_endrit @MRivalsUpdates Because him and Peter are pretty much brothers.
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@RoxieWolf18 Everyone in the replies are like this.
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@kattdotpng @isaacolo_2 @FrigginDweeb @hyperdragondx95 No respect for an artist without integrity. This is the weapon of the enemy and all that. AI and NFTs are the bane of an artist's existence, I wouldn't take a job for either even if it paid a billion dollars.
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