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My favorite part about this is knowing Steve probably just fell flat on the floor and just laid there for a second after this.
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He could’ve just turned the corner but choosing to be a diva is a full time job.
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@Dro2H @1in10dentists It’s funny cause I do recall saying STEVE not Chris Evans and definitely not fuck ass Andy Lister!!!!! Go away.
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@marxeluni @cevansbuzzcut I hate to be the one to tell you this bff but he wore a blonde wig every time he played Steve 🥹.
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IM ABOUT TO SAY A BUCH OF WORDS AND SENTENCES THAT ARE NOT SEEN ANYWHERE IN THE BIBLE
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Ur telling me there’s people deadass body shaming Bucky/Sebastian rather than seeing nothing but a scrumptious delicious delightful BEAUTIFUL hunk of a man
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I SAID YES!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍💍💍💍😘💋 I just asked myself if I want to watch the Captain America trilogy again.
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Long hair, long beard, “I can do this all day”… close enough! Welcome back Steve Rogers!
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This is why Steve will always have the title of the most Diva Avenger
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The sluttiest thing a man can do is be Chris Evans on the set of Captain America: the winter soldier.
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Thinking about how Chris Evans has to do all his own running in every movie because he has such a perfect running form that stunt doubles can’t replicate it.
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Steve Rogers might not be the strongest or most powerful superhero, but he will always, ALWAYS, be the cuntiest.
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Have you seen this man? He’s smiling because he’s no longer forced to eat cement :)
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Steve in uniform with no gloves on is like seeing a dog with no collar on. Why are you nakey!!!!!.
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My princess 💞
“my princess” and it’s a fictional man with an insane criminal record.
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Notice how every time someone put Steve through some bullshit he just got hotter?.
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Tummy window. Always the tummy window.
whats your “THE” photo of a character behind the scenes.
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Happy National Princess day to my favorite Princess 👸🏼 💞
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Steve is a hot girl and you can tell by how he has more than one beverage in front of him
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Even with half his face covered, his eyes can speak for all his emotion 🙂↕️
best eyes in cinema?.
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We deserved to see more happy Steve ☹️.
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Chris Evans Steve Rogers . 🤝.Not knowing what to do with their hands.
its him and his emotional support hands on belt thing
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I’m never arguing with Steve Rogers and his pretty blue eyes, like whatever you say beautiful 🙂↕️.
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My wife!
“my wife” i say but i mean a fictional guy who definitely has some problems.
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Steve and his emotional support water bottle… he’s just like me 🙂↕️
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I’m right back to this post after more thinking. Steve must trust Bruce so much more than marvel ever let us see. To let Bruce hold onto him like this while in pain meant Steve trusted him enough to not squeeze because Bruce could’ve so easily broken his arm 🥺.
the size of steve's hand when you put it next to bruce's
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We didn’t get to see enough of happy and relaxed Steve in the MCU 🥺.
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CHRISTMAS COOKIE CHRIS IS SO SPECIAL TO ME YALL DONT EVEN GET IT
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Ya’ll stay tweeting this racist nonsense as if Steve wasn’t known for his progressive ideology even in the 40s. Mind you, these are the Howling Commandos, Steve’s team in the army that he hand picked for being the best of the best to fight by his side to end fascism.
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I just know that the whole time he was fighting in this scene he was thinking about getting a haircut.
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call me old fashioned but i was raised to serve my wife. i clean the dishes and cook him food. i do whatever he says because he is my wife and he makes the rules around the house. He owns me. i am his property. if he ever cheats on me its because i was lacking.
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Now give one to Captain America.
Batman officially has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The first superhero to receive one.
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The way he corrected his hand gesture and didn’t go up the stairs with her always gets me right on my knees🧎♀️.
throwback to this charming chris evans moment during the oscars (2019)
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His piping method is quite questionable but you know what? We can work on it. It’s okay pookie 🙂↕️
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I love Steve “I’d offer to cook for you but you seem pretty miserable already” Rogers 😭.
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That’s my wife!.
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using only a gif, share a character you stan.
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Now that #MultiverseOfMadness is on Disney plus, I can share this video of audience reactions to John Krasinski as Reed Richards the second time I saw MoM on opening night 🫶
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His little wings 😭.
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He’s not a monster he’s just silly!.
Wtf is that strength??? Is Steve a monster?? 3000 pounds is about 1360kg, not to even mention the helicopter was taking off and Bucky was inside.
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ITS GIVING ME GROWN COLIN SHEA 😭😭😭😭😭.
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STEVE IS JUST A BOY AND EVERYONE TREATED HIM LIKE A SHIELD
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This diva!!!!!!.
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I love that anyone who has no context to what’s actually happening here can definitely assume he’s really bouncing on it.
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YOU WISH THAT WAS YOU, HUH?!.
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I just know Chris naps like an old man. Falls asleep in 5 seconds, sitting upright, mouth slightly open, sports on the TV 😔.
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Idk how much he got paid for this but it definitely wasn’t enough
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No time to recover from the severe pain, had to prove himself within minutes of the procedure, they still didn’t think he was good enough :(.
when steve got his whole body change instantly and had no one to guide him through it
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I love that Steve put that shirt on and was like “yep! Fits great!”.
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The former pope is dead, Barbra walters is dead, Kanye is missing, Jeffree Star confirmed the Illuminati is real and that Kanye is in the Illuminati, Andrew Tate is in a Romanian prison. It’s the season finale of 2022 omg.
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I really don’t get the people who misinterpret Steve as a maga Republican of sorts. Like… did yall even watch one second of any of his movies? You know… the ones where he would rather die than let fascism continue?.
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