๐.๐ {Eyeyen Okuku Ibiono Ibom}
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Man wastes 2 years of a lady's time in a relationship = "you know you won't marry her, then why waste her time"
Woman wastes 2 years of a man's time in relationship = "he did not state his intentions"
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Dude said โIt wasnโt a big deal because I knew from the very first day we were never getting marriedโ and theyโre crying in the comments
Itโs a popular thing that Women โdateโ different Men for different reasons.. Bills, Food, Expensive lifestyle.. etc.
So yโall were planning
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Animal wey dey wear Agbada
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Happy Birthday to Meeeee ๐๐พ
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I delete chats immediately we don't vibe anymore.
If anyone decides to drag me now, which receipt will I tender? ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ
Ki แปlแปrun mรกa jแบน ki a rรญ รฌjร aiyรฉ ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
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Happy Birthday ๐ to mee๐๐ฅ๐พ
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Why do bad dreams become a reality in no time but good dreams take ages to become a reality? ๐ค
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I wan marry, I wan settle down, I don clock 30+ na im dey make some ladies go marry oloriburuku nigga.
Hanty calm dann & enjoy your life, the right man will come. If konji hold you, call one of your sure male friend, knack am, stand up, everybody go. ๐
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So I'll marry soon, my wife will now be giving me formats & my kids too will be cooking formats of having practicals & excursion all the time just to collect some extra chop money ๐
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Dear Ladies, you can snap pictures that we'll appreciate without showing us your bum bum. Thank You
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Your female colleague will just lead you on & make you think you're her boyfriend with fake hugs, holding of hands & illegal rubbings, then breakfast, lunch & even tfare on you... Oshey Mr Maintenance Officer, you're doing well.
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Lemme just settle this issue of my friend(s) dating my sister(s). Truth is, the day you both break up, I & my friend break up too, I don't care who was at fault.
Case closed.
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If your woman's best confidant is her toxic & narcissistic elder sister... My brother please focus on yourself cos you don't have a woman yet.
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Some guys are in a relationship with a lady not because they love her but because she gives them a complete peace of mind, then they be like " wetin I dey find upandan"
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@ThaBoyYom
The worst is coming back and expected to be taken with pot belly after having numerous FwBs, attend a local church talmbout I know better now. No sis!!! Stick to your FwBs.
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Having a good heart does not mean you should be stupid.
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Except on Business Terms, I'm taking social distancing & self isolation to another level.
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If you ignore my calls for up to 4 days bcos you're angry... Madam before you return from Vexation City, I don move leave you inside the relationship o.
No use me rehearse Nollywood scripts abeg.
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Whether I'm crushing on you or not, the moment you address me as "bro" we ain't talking anymore.
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Before you start tagging your mother in-law a witch don't forget you'll be a mother in-law one day.
Anyways make I face my front. Una good morning o
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You still dey pursue your childhood dream abi the dream don pursue you.
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Monkey Post or 4 Post.
Indomie generation we go call una later.
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Dear boring women, it's not as if your husbands don't wanna cheat. The only thing that's stopping them from cheating on y'all is the fear of God. Up ur game please.
I know some men are still Olรณrรญ Burรบkรบ sha.
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Mind you, if we're dating, the day you yell at me in the presence of your younger ones or friends...
The Relationship Ends.
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If you have a toxic sister in-law who is your wife's favorite, confidant/gist partner.. I'm sorry to say this "you don't have a wife yet"
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The moment she bills me immediately I check up on her.
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Don't rate anyone on this app, just catch your cruise & go.
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When a lady calls you "DADDY" please what does it mean ooo???
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Suddenly you stop loving your BF/GF, instead of telling them so they can move on, rather you keep frustrating them so that they'll quit by themselves ... Wait what is your level of madness???
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A man once told my granny about how he spent 7years in Italy & never had an erection but noticed that after some weeks back in 9ja his erection returned. One day his wife gocked herself & told my granny that she seized her hubby's erection while in was in Italy. 1/3
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Don't destroy someone who have helped you before because of differences. If they're no longer beneficial to you, respect the days they have helped and supported you.
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Appreciate your woman & quit admiring girls that borrowed wigs to look good.
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Animals:
Wan tell us how to dress
Wan tell us the kind of phone/car wey we go use
Dey rob/kill us
Dey mess with human right
So all I'm saying is
#SARSMUSTEND
#SarsMustGoNow
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Immediately you reciprocate the same -ve energy they served, they'll start dropping posts like "Revenge is for the weak"
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It is well with me... What about you?
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Some boys between ages 7-11 were or "are currently" being abused by ladies who were/are supposed to be their guardian & teacher.
Anyways, we're not ready for this conversation.
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Whenever they come around U with a cold & unhappy face even when you've done nothing wrong, but they look lively & very happy when they're with other people.
Do I still need to tell you to move on?
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You don get your own "HOW IT STARTED" & "HOW IT ENDED" ๐ค abi make I dey go where I dey go ๐ถ
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Don't worry about my future. ร fimilแบน ki n j'aiye mi.
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Our struggle for a better Nigeria with
#GoodGovernanceInNigeria
shall never be in vain.
#EndSARS
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I do RUNZ for a living.
If you get Sugar Mommy abeg link me up, I go give you ur cut ... Biko.
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Wait o ! ๐ So you're still fixing nails of 5k on those fingers that scored 55 in JAMB ๐ค. Dem suppose chop off those ur fingers. ๐
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โ๏ธ departure time na 11am, madam just wan go bath for 10:25am... I love women ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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"Seriously searching for a husband who resides in the US, UK or Canada"
Na lie! Stay here. Don't goan frustrate somebody's son over there.
Wicked lots
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All I want is PEACE OF MIND.
I hope we are on the same page...
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Baba God, please don't allow ladies with "good heart" to end up with one cheap igbรณ smoker, woman beater, riff raff, lazy & irresponsible man all in the name of love... Amen !!!
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The moment my instinct tells me that you're using me to catch cruise, trust me I'm walking away without asking questions. Don't comman gimme high BP
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Dear Sister/Hanty/Madam,
If you don't use to greet me when I'm single, Please!!! Don't greet me when I'm married.
Wife scarce for market abeg.
God no go shame us.
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Read this slowly without shifting the goal post.
If your husband names your daughter after his ex & still tell you to your face that he is still in love with his ex. How would you feel?
Don't shift the goal post o
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What is the most dangerous/adventurous thing you have ever done???
Me: Slapped Olopa
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Instead telling her lies, why not tell her this
"I really like you, let's be good friends WITH BENEFITS & let's see where it leads to"
If she's cool with it, fine!
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Relationship wey person dey build since 2015 ๐ช
Another person don go roof am ๐๐
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Which of these did you wear back then as a kid...
Me: Both but I hated frame 1
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Once she comes up with
"Babe, I'll be traveling to see my mom this December"
Then her number stops connecting soon as she gets to her destination except she wants to talk to you.
Just MOVE ON with your life bro.
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That Jumoke chat no surprise me at all... In 2017, I told an ex that I lost my job & from that day everything about me annoys her. ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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