Anietie Akpanumoh
@Tukooldegreat
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Normalize using words like: .Colleague, classmate, acquaintance, old school mate, neighbor, client. Not everyone is your friend.
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The whole country is shutting down next week. No work whatsoever!! All business, airport, parks, markets shutdown! They must #EndSARS.
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Dating too many women is very expensive. A friend of mine has already watched Coming To America seven times and he is going again tomorrow.
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I used to be very active on Twitter, then God gave me a son. A million likes for my boy please. The eyes have it😂❤️
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I dey fight poverty, make i still come dey fight for your love. How many sword 🗡 i get???????.
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I will get married to the love of my life and the marriage will work out well. E sure me die!!!!.
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Birthday Vibe, Kindly Say a Prayer for me if this picture comes across your Timeline🎂. GOD, THANK YOU🚀
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Far from the truth. Every man’s biggest fear is being broke and not able to provide for himself and family.
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Lol, Mehn! Being with an overthinking woman is a free comedy show i tell you. Especially if she is very observant and emotional. “You usually say goodnight with 3 love emojis but tonight it is 1. If you are tired of this relationship just let me know”. Bruuuuhhhh!!!😂.
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I just saw a tweet I didn’t agree with. I didn’t get offended, I didn’t comment, I didn’t feel the need to change their mind, i still like the person. I just kept scrolling and went on with my day. Try this sometimes!.
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The last time i asked people to quote my tweet with their business, somebody made sales of over 200k. I should probably do it again today. You may be lucky, so quote this tweet with your business, somebody may just have a need and patronize you! Today is blessed. Like and RT now!.
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You are from Abia State and you are singing “Somebody’s son go find me one day”. Which road the person wan pass???.
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Bruh, you cannot get mad at your partner for expressing what upsets them. Even if it isn’t deep to you, it may be a serious matter to them. Genuine consideration is key.
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When a Woman feels safe and secure in a relationship. The things she will do for you, the love she will pour into you is endless!.
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Now you want to spoil our sweet conversation with “can you do me a favour”. No dear, there is no favour on ground as we speak!.
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I don’t think people realize how much strength it takes to pull yourself out of a dark place mentally. So if you have done that today or any day, i am proud of you!.
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📍This is a fake smile, i want one week vacation please🥺
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We need a group of anonymous hackers to disrupt TVC programs and air our protest and our agitation. We need drones as well to put an eye on every modafvcking police real time! #EndSarsNow.
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He called me and said “i feel so sick” and i tried to be calm and assure him of being well again. His voice wasn’t the same! At about 10:45:33pm he was gone, he battled but he was gone. Damn this shvt is painful, i lost my dad, i lost my guy! This shit is fvckn painful. RIP Dad❤️.
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📍Just catching cruise - shit lasts longer when nobody knows nothing!
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I am not sure how to feel today. Mixed feelings i would say. First, i am Grateful to God for life and on the other hand sad due to the struggles i face. Indeed i take solace in the fact that “What God Cannot Do Does Not Exist”. Happy Birthday to me, cheers to life 🥂
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📌Keep smiling, It’s sure to drive some people crazy🦅
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Tega husband mumu is proudly sponsored by Abeg and in partnership with Patricia.
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You will just be managing small small to save up. You have save up small 50k to use and help your life. Next thing phone call; ‘Grandma has swallowed electric iron’ 🙄.
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Every birthday is a gift. Every day is a gift. Blessed birthday to me. Get me lit guys ♾
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My people i am in need of a Job just in case there is an IT job role you can recommend. System Admin, IT support, Network Security. My CV is readily available. Please RT! My employer may be on your TL.
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📍Dating me is like finding out the song you always skipped is actually fire😇
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I just wanna be happy and maybe a little bit naked 🚀
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Any female reading this, I pray your skin glows and your booty gets bigger!.
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My people i am in need of a Job just in case there is an IT job role you can recommend. System Admin, IT support, Network Security. My CV is readily available. Please RT! My employer may be on your TL.
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Strong man no be by hard face, smile like the waves 🌊 🦅
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SARS are positioned just after Dominos at Herbert Marculey Way, Yaba! Fvcking bastards! Spread the word.
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There must be something about Nigeria Politics - makes people senseless and useless. What do y’all think?
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Lets try and be dating people that have sense sha!!.
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When she is hungry, i am what she eats. Love Always 🖤🕊🖤
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📍Whatever you wish for is on the other side of consistency. What do you wish for? . #HappyFriendshipDay2019
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“You dey toast babe for November, you get mind sha”
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Unconditional love DOES NOT mean unconditional tolerance. Unlearn that shit.
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Do you know that somebody is going through your pictures everyday and they want to text you but are afraid to🤓🤓.
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If you sell this in Lagos, i want to buy. I love it⚡️
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Text your girl “Babe i’m sorry i gotta tell you something” and then put your phone down for thirty five minutes✌🏽
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@currentiyke This should be common knowledge. And when you are financially okay, date a girl who is financially stable too, no some broke girl with bumbum.
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95% of Nigerians are tired, frustrated, angry and depressed because of this zombie administration but just trying to cope! It is BAD, very BAD! I hate it here oloun!!!!!.
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Wizkid is one of the coolest guys man! Mature now and more family oriented. Then went ahead to give us the best album of the year! MIL. Dammit Machala way🦅 @wizkidayo.
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Finally came through. One day, JavaScript will take me to my dream country🚀
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Unfortunately people have a right to decline your love no matter how pure your intentions are. You are not what they want and that is okay.
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Nowhere near where i wanna be but i thank God for everything. Random shots of how lit i stay regardless of the shortcomings! If you see this, you owe me a birthday gift. Happy birthday to me, everything nice🥂
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I don’t know what this world is turning into. Just twelve days ago, i laid my hands on you but today you are no more, rest in peace my June Salary☹️☹️🚶🏾♂️.
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Happy Holidays to you and yours. This is after 45 mins of pounding yam. After the struggle comes the glory🎈🎄
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Is buttcheeks one word or should i spread them apart?
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Lack of sex will have you mad at stupid shit like why is this floor on the floor?
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Man listen to MIL when you take a blunt. Its a vibe! This album is dope everyday! @wizkidayo #MIL.
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Normalize sending your girlfriend money at random.
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Hello sir, @jidesanwoolu. If you could see the viral video of the young boy crying and pleading with his mum, you surely can see the protests happening in your state. When are you going to address it?.
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A Random Act Of Kindness To Make You Feel Good🚀
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@toolzbabe The funny thing about this comment is that you are actually really ugly. But we just dey overlook am. Lol, smh.
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📍I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me!!
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Social Media got some people feeling like they got so many options. Pay attention to the people who love, respect, value and hold you down in real life. The internet may make it seem like there is alot of fish in the sea but most of it aint worth catching, i promise you!✊🏾.
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I think sex with someone you love gets better each time, almost like you guys are porn stars>>>>>>>.
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Predict and win $200 in today’s Europa League final between Villareal and Manchester United, the first person with the correct prediction wins. Closes 6PM. Like and RT!.
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People who have been single for too long are the hardest to love. They doubt every fvcking thing.
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Lust can feel like love until its time to make a sacrifice. Pay attention!.
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@ireaderinokun It is shameful that this is coming from you at this time or anytime whatsoever! This one no pass Buhari behaviour now. Delete this.
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Its so crazy the things you beg someone to do, another person will do it with no hesitation.
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Dear Crush, i no crush again, thunder fire you!.
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BREAKING NEWS: The finger that retweets this will receive good news this week 🙏🏽.
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♟Welcome to the dark side where all the fun stuff happens, i am not high i promise🤞🏾
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They say “Don’t Sleep On Yourself” but sleep dey worry me💜
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📍Don’t be a slave to your emotions. Control them! As you start a new week, do good, be dope and stay true!🧡
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My sister just put to birth, a beautiful babygirl. Mother and child in good condition. To God be the glory!.
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You are not reading this by accident. This is your confirmation that everything is going to be alright.
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I am just knowing today that there are some menstrual cramps that can send a girl to the hospital. Like unbearable pain. Girls are going through alot of pain for just being girls!.
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