MK11 Jokes
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MK/FGC meme curator, riffing on them with my own dumb jokes. SATIRE obviously, all love to NRS. Editor for SuperCombo, also share tourneys/streams/tech/etc.
Joined November 2020
@agonyinphiloso1 @yoginnnnnn Then get mad when someone right clicks it lol hilarious cycle much comedy.
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@GigaMunch “My wife left me, my kids left me, my apes all got stolen last fall. so idk yeah, probably just gonna end it all or something”.
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The game is called MK1 because fuck 12.
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@broskiFGC *X-Ray or Krushing Blow*. “Yeah see Johnny Cage would definitely be dead after having his neck broken mid-fight like that”.
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@yosuvarley Morgan Webb: “ching chong bing bong”. Adam Sessler: “FUCK haha that’s great dude” *snorts* “and it’s crazy bc that’s what they really sound like too”. Me: “This is a….Dynasty Warriors review?”.
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@Katkwo4tweets @MissGinaDarling “35 yr old still going to TwitchCon lol sad”.-a 30 yr old who went to TwitchCon.
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@Crossover_RD Whether or not he agreed the game is scrubby, your missing his very blatant point of “so what if it is?”.
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Right? And the way Khameleon carried people was wild too, not even Stryker was that bad. And that says a lot because the way Stryker was carrying people around was pretty nuts. Which is crazy because Lao wasn’t even carrying people that bad, who was carrying people worse than Cyr.
The way Ferra carries people is insane. Not even Khameleon was that bad.
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@KolibriFGC I love Yipes. Would not trust a single FGC person with a presidential role, we see how that’s worked out with Joe Biden.
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So this Smash comm got so pressed about another comm having a speech impediment where they can’t say their R’s that well, that he crowdfunded $1k for them to get speech therapy & then they took the money and didn’t do it. That rules lol I hope this continually happens to him.
I need you to go to your speech therapy lessons.
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Obama got tagged by a woman claiming he enabled harassment against her. 1st thing he does when he logs in 2 days later, is not address it, but respond to Technicals latest “unhinged GG scene” transphobe dogwhistle victim-blaming post with “hey dont lump us in with Strivers thx🤓”.
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Good time to tap this sign again
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@Chavez__Scott @LiquidHbox Hey man this may be unrelated but, can I ask why you have Pornhub as your link in your bio?
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This is an absolute travesty. Killer Instinct is seriously such an important part of the FGC whether people realize it or not, and to watch something like this prevent a community who has done so much to keep their game alive the past almost 10 yrs from playing it is ridiculous.
Killer Instinct ranked is officially hacked and cannot be played. We will do our best to get anyone who cares involved to see if there’s a way it can be fixed, but seeing how the game hasn’t been touched since 2018, it’s looking bleak. GGs.
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@GaleKagura @PME_SG Schmoovement is just a fun slang way of saying movement lol like if their movement is really fast & clean & swaggy, just a cute little word like saying “shmixed” instead of “mixed”. Nothing more. “Meaty” is a real term though, I’ll explain below:.
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@miguel_b_l @NotFasepalm @SashaSlurSayer How you know Jesus ain’t link with Mary Magladene & hit the ol’ “lick it stick it?”.
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You all could be like Unbearable if you wanted. Like I said yesterday. Game is right there. Rollback netcode. Modern console ports. Lobbies. And cool stuff to discover after all this time. Having this option.-choosing to use it. still playing MK1. dooming about it.=YOUR FAULT.
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@Matter_oFact @daveydoodle623 Kukri appearance: *dark, cryptic, brooding, shrouded in mystery, etc. Kukri win quotes: “Hey dickhead, next time I see you I’m kickin your ass. And tell your mom stop callin me”.
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“Why don’t they talk to us more? They post about other things while the game practically dies”
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I’m retiring the Two Spidermans meme in favor of this.
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@CrazyD0gma You just gotta know players’ tendencies with the character on a meta level. Every Luda wants to lick you from your head to your toes at round start so you just always have to be looking out for that.
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@Spirit_2401 “Cake is just that much better than all of you” WOW lmfao honestly this is the kinda dev I wanna be.
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This guy provides NRS Twitter with so much tech all of you refuse to spend 3 min labbing on your own, to the point that people said he should work for QA. All he did was meme wrong once lol can we all relax?.
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@roknindo @LuckyLukse Ask us how many times our characters over here have been compared to nuns.
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@IkeaBorn @gahooglornt @legotrillermoth “I’m not even Ben anymore, I’m just a thing. Just like she called me. Before she left.”. “And I will name myself after me being awesome and wonderful!”.
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Please guys @NetherRealm. Please just make Mavado’s “Just Dessert” assist universal to all characters for 2 bars. If you want it to only be available after Flawless Block, fine. But we’ve been asking for so long. Please hear us.
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After losing a chunk of my head, I think it is appropriate to start playing MK11 again 😂.
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I don’t care if I disagree with someone about the game (her in this case), if you talk to women like this or think he “cooked” you gotta go somewhere that isn’t here.
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MK11 is going to be at CEO and the greatest player in the entire world at it is going to a furry convention instead. Just some fun food for thought.
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@bandisnicca2nd You definitely are a blunt because they’re smoking your ass in the QRTs right now.
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@fadeawh0 @Lenders78580303 @cultural_kaden @SteelShinMMA @trendingfightz Only in one eye, I’m sure the other one is fine.
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@makeupafgplayer Can we actually buy the game or does buying it on PS Store just give us a virtual receipt that says we technicalky own the rights to that copy of the game.
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@Cursed_Femboy @HomeDepotemkin That’s a gross misstatement and not cool dude, I am not in the least bit transphobic.
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@SleepmodeAU “Maybe if I had smoked weed instead of speed, I’d have a better Guts rating. But then I wouldn’t be the President!”
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@Linguini_97 @fgc_pannacotta @ramann00dlzTK Preach 🙏🙌 who wants to play with people all over the globe when I can just play it by myself in my room.
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@GaleKagura @PME_SG You may hear people say “time a meaty (noun),” “meaty them (verb)”, or “that move hit meaty (adjective),” different applications of the word. To not get tripped up by this & know when/how to use it where, you have to understand that “meaty” has kind of a 2-part definition (cont.).
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Fixed it
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@Artorias_Akai @TheOnlineLocal Just my 2 cents. the FGC is not a “few” lol it literally is never a few. Ain’t a way on Christ’s crust we can pretend all the discourse surging throughout the scene about how women get mistreated is only happening because of like 3 people.
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If anything happens, always remember to press on hit and jump on wakeup. Neutral is a construct. Love,.MK11 Jokes.
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@GaleKagura @PME_SG Typically when people refer to “a meaty” or “meatying the opponent,” they are referring to timing an attack on the very first frame of the opponent’s wakeup, so that the moment they are no longer rising, the moment they have officially “stood up,” your attack will touch them.
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@lCHIGO420 @tz_toast_rider If Dustloop were around like 15 years ago Ram would’ve had an “i can haz cheezborger?” caption on one of her most important moves. Copypasta culture got these mfs thinking they’re comedy writers, but they don’t have a union & everyone would rather they go on strike anyways.
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@GuiltyGearDaily GET IT??. INSTANT BLOCK. RIGHT?. BECAUSE GUILTY GEAR—. AND THEN IT—. WHEN YOU—
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@Don_ErebusMoth @hiddenhush Cornering the opponent is cringe. 50/50s are cringe. Zoning is cringe. Grabbing is cringe. Attacking is cringe. Blocking is cringe. Fighting games are cringe. Welcome.
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@Jayrock82 @honzogonzo “I can’t stand all the woke shit in MK11 how come shao kahn is donald trunp & jax ends slavry”.
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@SleepmodeAU “Puppet because it takes more work to get…. oh wait nevermind not that one either”
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@GaleKagura @PME_SG If you timed right, & they do anything but block or use a move with some sort of invincibility attached to it (i.e. a reversal EX DP), your meaty will stuff them. One way it could be tested is to record AI to always jump on wakeup, if done right they won’t even leave the ground.
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@KaioshinYamcha @Moopoke Oh yeah, this shit is about to be more silly than Smash lingo lmfaooo.
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@pattheflip Me: “Hey do you know how I can—“. The help I requested: “lol just lab it bro idk what to tell u”.
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@TarZangief There was no time to answer between “You a mugger?” and “We are now fighting” lol.
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NRS fans: “Why is NRS so scared to take risks with MK characters, it makes everything so stale & lame”. NRS: “We’ve updated & changed this klassic character, their story, design, moves, everything”. NRS fans: “Thanks babe we fuckin hate it”.
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MK players when the meta is chip damage, or pressure, or safety on block, or zoning, or stealing turns back, or 50/50 mix:.
this game is unplayable.
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@GohLower @HiFightTH I like the idea of it but maybe they should tone down some of the paint splashes a a LITTLE bit. It kinda distracts from the animations of what’s actually occurring onscreen.
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