Solid Bones
@Solid_Bones
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I've commentated EVO, Combo Breaker, and many others! Reel: https://t.co/Zty75s0jWR Email: [email protected] pfp taken by @0drift !
Joined December 2009
Ah, I see the appeal of pokemon romhacks now. truly, content made for adults, unlike gamefreak's childish attempts.
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I've got a favor to ask for the Guilty Gear community. I have a need for a huge amount of terrible Guilty Gear memes. Like, real dogwater stuff. Can I ask y'all to reply to this post with as many as you've got lying around? I'll start with a terrible one
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God!! I'm so mad that 2xko didn't use The Notation for their combo!!.The Notation:
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Good news, the cracker barrel we stop at while driving down to MAGFest still has fire emblem merch
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Learn how to play Ky in one minute. I ain't pullin' punches on this one. Youtube:
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Cammy players: I just hope this version of Cammy has good oki off of all confirms, top class walk speed, extremely high damage with or without meter, braindead anti-zoning tools, fantastic pokes, plus buttons, and a throw loop, otherwise i'll play someone actually fun-.
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i am kidding please don't take this seriously, if someone talked like this for real you'd have permission to slay them on the spot.
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will never forget frosty one year i asked brian f if we could play some casuals and he agreed. we played a ft2 and he washed me and i quickly went to get up and he said "where are you going??? sit back down we can still play" LMAOOOOOOO.
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Hey, wanna learn how to play Giovanna in just under a minute? Got you covered. Youtube:
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yeah sure arcsys just give one of the single greatest moves ever to a character again, i'm sure it'll be good and fine and cool
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Very glad that after getting shot by happy chaos from full screen I have the privilege to spend a resource to still be full screen and get shot.
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I'm glad they added the 3rd strike Footsie Table to Strive
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I quit my job because they told me to to bring my laptop to EVO "just in case something came up". I told them 2 months ago I'd be going to EVO as my only vacation for the rest of the year. Fuck off with that, people gotta live homie. Anyway this means MORE BONES STREAMS YAY.
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EVO PHOTO THREAD!! I was working the KOF/Strive stage all weekend, picking the stream matches! I hope you all liked them!. I saw @maximilian_ while setting up and he thought I was like 20 and started telling me about the ancient fgc era of 2010 and I was like MAX I WAS THERE
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Now y'all know me, I'm the Positivity Gamer. Never said a word of criticism. BUT. Releasing Bedman when Strive is in the state it's in right now without a clear roadmap for fixing the parts that don't work at all is one of the most tone deaf things I've ever experienced.
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I can't fucking believe yoyomaster knocked lost soul out of strive at frosty faustings and then asked him for advice. I hope I can achieve even 1% of that power in my lifetime.
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@kalakmanastan1 @BloodsareCrips Pokemon Korosu. Warning, uh, every trigger warning. Just all of em.
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this seems like some shit @dekillsage would have on his stream after someone gets a perfect in skullgirls.
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Hey fellas -- Strive is like, demonstrably dying at the moment. We had to cancel tonight's beginner bracket, and it's going to be on pause until we find a solution. I don't want someone's graduation experience to be the most scuffed thing of all time. Thanks for understandin'.
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Player created avatars will be playable in Ranked mode
Time for a game we like to call "World's Worst." In this game our performers step onto the world's worst stage and come up with examples of. The world's worst reveal at the Street Fighter 6 showcase.
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I had a dream last night that a ton of people my age had to go back to high school, including myself. I show up and @Sajam is there and he says "Welp, whatcha gonna do" and rode away on a skateboard while doing a kickflip. Then I beat up a kid by doing oro's command grab on him.
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we should all have a Gamer Credit Score and uninstalling baldur's gate to make room for starfield should completely tank mine.
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Hey everyone! Our Street Fighter 6 Learner's Tournament for @Sajam 's Discord will be starting up next Monday @ 7:30PM ET! Deets on who can enter can be found on Challonge. Who's ready for DRIVING SCHOOL?. Bracket: Twitch:
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Exciting announcement gamers! Next week 1/23 at 7:30PM ET, we'll have @WoolieWoolz on the mic with me for our beginner Strive bracket for @Sajam 's Discord! It should be a blast!. Bracket: Stream:
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Hey folks!. I'm looking for new talent to put in my rotation for our SF6 learner's tournament for Sajam's discord. We do it every monday night at 7:30pm ET. If you're interested, shoot me a DM! My only ask is this can't be your first time talking into a microphone to viewers.
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Look I'm not an expert at this, but I have some criticisms about the way this local sushi place has decided to abbreviate items on their menu
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Um?? Excuse me *adjust glasses, sniffles* "CRAPCOM"??? I commentated street fighter at Salty Pete's Chuck E Cheese Showdown in 1998 and I DEMAND a beta key for street fighter 6.
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Y'know, all the people with 0 insight on content creation who have been talking non-stop today have convinced me they're right. Let's take FGC content back to its roots. Please enjoy my first match analysis video for Street Fighter 6
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Like. you should HAVE the data. You should SEE how much of the playerbase cannot play your game. Street Fighter 6 is looming on the horizon like the goddamn sword of damocles, like, I don't think you can reasonably be in the position you're in right now?.
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I'm moving in 20 days, and I need to rehome my 2 wonderful bunnies that I've been taking care of for the past few years. Dolci and Banana are a bonded pair and are fixed -- if you know someone in the NJ/NY area who might be looking for some awesome pets, holler at me! Deets below
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Darn! Now that Capcom is striking videos with mods in them, I have to uninstall all my favorite SF6 mods! Like "CHUN LI, ENHANCED ASS AND JIGGLE PHYSICS!" and "KEN, ENHANCED ASS AND JIGGLE PHYSICS!" and "BLANKA, ENHANCED ASS AND JIGGLE PHYSICS!".
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The difference between how people in the Magic community talk versus people in the Yugioh scene absolutely cracks me up on a daily basis
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Extra big congratulations to the longtime gamers who placed top 3 this week. Here's how many beginner brackets they've entered before getting banned:. Boxorocks -- 24.PKubed -- 23.Starmute -- 27. Never give up on improving. Bracket for next week:
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We really need to talk about this card I found at this cracker barrel, I knew I was more in south jersey but like
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CONFESSION: i have not watched any of brian f's shorts because i am terrified of eye contact.
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I turned 30 today! For anyone wondering, I feel a LOT healthier and happier than I did in my 20's. Looking forward to doing lots of rad stuff this year and onward!.
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Many of you have responded to my tweet hating on gacha with various gacha games you say are good. I have submitted your games to review by the department of discourse, which is headed by me. Oh just got the results back! They're bad, actually. Sorry better luck next time.
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This new Fire Emblem has a very serious plot you should take very seriously
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Please retweet and share as HARD AS POSSIBLE!. New commentary reel for 2024! If you'd like to talk to me about casting your next event, please reach out! Email's in bio. Thanks an infinite amount to @RedMufflerMan for helping edit this together!.
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I get pissed about this stuff because like, you know that if they accidentally didn't monetize something properly, the game would get delisted and only put up when fixed. But when it DOESN'T WORK AT ALL, it's like eh we'll get to it eventually WOW LOOK IT'S TWITTER AVATAR GIRL.
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That's it for me this weekend!!! Thanks everyone for watching!
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Hey friends! I'm looking for some more commentary opportunities at the moment since I suddenly have lots of time. I can do +R, Strive, SFV, or all manner of kusoge. I'll slap my reel right here, and if you can give it a RT, I would really appreciate it!.
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I'm sad that Melty Blood caved and added a truly clown shoes character made for degenerates. But it's pretty rad they added neco-arc with em at least.
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We will be cancelling tonight's beginner bracket and suspending the series until the server and hacker issues get better. But, if you're a player trying to get better at fighting games -- I want to help ya improve. I'll be streaming and doing VOD review tonight, deets below.
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Uh oh, a big figure in +R was outed as a cheater. Time to update how I feel about them:. Huge bitch ---> Huge bitch who sucks at videogames.
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"okay so, slayer's thing is he gets big counterhits. how can we properly express how big they are".*frantically googles what the biggest thing is*
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We were playing Darktide earlier and our teammate glitched out so he was wearing a helmet like 3x bigger than he should have been and he looked like goddamn Darth Helmet
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live footage of toys for bob escaping the call of duty mines
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@overlordxord I think a lot of it's about intent, the person who made this seems like a pretty alright person. They just. really like kill bill.
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Good Game Idea: RPG with extremely detailed and nuanced dating mechanics, but every time a character is talking to you, you can hit The Fishin' Button to completely abandon them and go fishing. Also make it a huge face button so it's really easy to accidentally press.
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@kekon3 luckily with BIRD STATE you can ensure you'll always be lgbtq+ on block, so you'll be covered.
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Also, glad we could get the @PandaGlobal Bamboo Battles crew together! The BEST IN THE BUSINESS, THERE I SAID IT
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I am going to report every tweet I see that has Chipp on player 2 side in training mode I swear to GOD.
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Hey! Wanna get caught up on the SF plot for SF6? Don't worry! I've got you covered. Here's an in-depth summary of the events so far:. Bison wanted to become the holler back girl but he ain't no holler back girl.
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Posted this in @Sajam 's stream earlier but incase anyone needs to verify a twitter post, I got you covered
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Congrats to our top 3 tonight for being BANNED, and thanks again to @WoolieWoolz for commentatin' with me!. We'll see y'all next week for our next STRIVE BEGINNER BRACKET!. Sign up here:
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hey I don't know if this is exactly what the looking for games channel in the sajam discord is for, but shoot your shot man
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Love when youtube gives me so many good options for thumbnails
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I don't think any game has ever positioned itself harder as "2xko at home" than DNF Duel in this exact moment, what timing
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between neegan asking if we got our shittin' pants on in tekken 7 and aki giving us diarrhea in sf6 i don't like this direction fighting games are going.
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In the Tekken slam @CONEY saw he was fighting vtubers, screamed for like 10 seconds, and became a steamboat willie avatar. This tournament is great
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Ah. you think Mena winning Capcom Cup was an upset, do you? I see by your Ryu avatar and Youtube subscription to Punk and Smug that you're an avid enthusiast. You're ranked Bronze, you say? My word -- what a grind that must have been! Please bestow me with more of your wisdom.
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After like 18 months, the Bones Unemployment Arc might actually be over??.
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@Serp_COL Er, that wasn't the actual point. Jobs that expect you to respond and do tasks 24/7 including on vacation are kinda crummy if you're not like, the CEO imo.
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My physical copy of granblue just got here, looks a little weird
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[Warning, surprisingly serious Bones tweet ahead].Today marks 3 years of my dad and I not talking to eachother. Request from the Boneman: if you have a good dad in your life, party extra hard with em today. They are precious and should be cherished. [Back to shitposting].
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Hey fellas -- not to bring the mood down, but my grandpa's going into hospice today. I might not be able to do the whole drivin school thing Monday. If I can't, we'll have ol Cmau holding it down as our substitute teacher. Thanks for understanding y'all.
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Thanks so much again for @hotashis commentating with me for tonight's beginner strive cup, and congrats to @YoshiFTW510 @Gd0mm and Master Meh for taking top 3 and getting BANNED!. Next week, we'll have @LordKnightBB commentating with us! Sign up here:
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Butt69 won fantasy strike.
Butt69 is in grand finals for fantasy strike.
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I have yet to find any sort of gacha game that does not feel incredibly vapid and shallow. Aside from killing time on like a bus or something I cannot comprehend what anyone sees in this shit.
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Finally, a Juri for me.
juri has a fully modeled and rigged skeleton which is hilarious to me
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To fix the FGC Coaching Problem, I think all coaches should have a body double that has a 50% chance to appear on stage and give just dogshit advice to the player. I think this would improve the viewer experience.
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I always try to keep in mind that as a commentator, I am a faceless voice that deserves 0 respect from anyone at any time. Like Remi says in this thread, there's very little out there for how to improve, so I just try to take any feedback no matter how rude and harsh to heart.
I know this is pretty bad and the Melty community deserves better, but I think fighting game people need to also understand it's hard to commentate. If you pulled a random player at the venue to fill in as commentator like some are suggesting, 90% would be worse on the mic.
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Hey folks! I'm helping @RedMufflerMan run his Extra Life Innovades charity event! I'll be streaming the Strive tournament Friday -- you've gotta donate at least $5 to charity to enter, and the winner gets a sick Sin christmas sweater. Deets below!.
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Strive's cool and all but you know what game we can actually run a PC tournament for? +R BABY IT'S BACK, TOURNAMENT FOR @Sajam 's DISCORD YEEHAW WE GOT FORCEBREAKS.
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I think based on these nintendo guidelines if you have friends over playing mario kart and ask them to chip in for pizza you're breaking the law, which tbh it's about time we cracked down on the middle school mario kart fat cats.
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Hey I know that Capcom tweet has people confused, so here's my old tweet on the situation for clarity.
SOCD stands for SOCDeez Nuts.
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Bones Stream Announcement:. I'm going to be taking a streaming break, probably until SF6 comes out. There's a variety of reasons for this which I'll detail below, but for the beginner brackets, @Cmau5Ftw will be taking over streaming then if/when they start up again. Thanks <3.
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when I opened the castlevania dominus collection gallery I did not expect to see the hardest piece of art I've ever encountered in my life
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