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Lydia's Mimi ~ Firebrand ~ Retired Attorney ~ Living with Multiple Sclerosis ~ Klingon wrangler and J. G. Hertzler's better half. 🚫 DMs

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Michelle Hertzler
6 months
@atrupar Uhmmmmm.....but Africa is NOT a country, it's a CONTINENT. 😑🤦🏻‍♀️
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@krassenstein Pete Buttigieg is, perhaps, the most brilliant man in D.C.
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@RepMTG "Bleach Blonde Badly Built Butch Body" ~Rep Jasmin Crockett EPIC alliteration 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@RpsAgainstTrump "She should not be the standard bearer for the party" Does Kellyanne think Kamala is a Republican?
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@kylegriffin1 Or as @laurenboebert would say, "running a Gazpacho"...
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@ArtCandee #MoscowMarge is having a GLORIOUS meltdown and I'm here for it! 😆😂🤣
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@RpsAgainstTrump Whitney will NEVER be surpassed. NEVER. I get chills just thinking about it. 🤩
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@Stephon_Dingle Well, in fairness to Mr. Dingle, he was simply quoting what a resident said. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@ChristnNitemare What a big🖕🏻to all the young women graduating! 🤬
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@CalltoActivism Another reason to love Adele 🏳️‍🌈
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@RonFilipkowski I hope he keeps saying $hit like this. 😆😆😆 I'm sure Republican and independent professional women are gonna rush to the ballot booth to cast their votes for Trump/Vance!
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@EdKrassen Is this for REAL?? 😳 😳😳 I thought The Villages were hard core MAGAville?!?!?
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@Acyn Mayor Pete napalms Duarte! 😆🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@JoJoFromJerz "My cousin is..." isn't trending yet? 😂😂😂
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@kaitlancollins I read this in Trump's voice while imagining him playing his invisible accordion 🪗
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@Acyn Yeah, but was he conflicted? 😑
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@weLuv2Cit Of course she did! 57 years old Swifty here!
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5 months
@EdKrassen I just heard about Alice Stewart's sudden passing while watching @cnnbrk CNN. Alice and I are the same age, 58,so the news was somewhat unsettling. My husband, JG Hertzler, and I are both "unaffiliated" (left leaning). We both adored Alice's analysis. We respected her insight.
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@CalltoActivism A man baby hypochondriac screaming for sympathy and attention. 🙄🍊🤡
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4 months
@LadyJayPersists One more reason to LOVE Taylor Swift! Her entire career has been a flashing neon middle finger to THE PATRIARCHY! ❤️❤️🖕🏻❤️❤️
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@Lilith_Atheist That's a VERY good description. What's heartbreaking about this form of enslavement, is that is most often our parents that "sell" us into this religious slavery as children. And the cycle continues...
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Michelle Hertzler
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@jasonllevin KAMALA HARRIS!!! NOT the malignant sociopathic wannabe dictator. F¥CK PROJECT 2025!!! #TrumpIsWeird #TrumpIsWeirdAF
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@ProjectLincoln Hopeful! MALA 🤞🏼
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@RpsAgainstTrump Every time he says "Sir", you know he's making $hit up. 🙄🙄🙄😧🙄🙄
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@OccupyDemocrats Of course he did...😑
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@herotimeszero Well damn. She caught us...🙄🤡
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@Ashy_slashee The rest would not exist without West!
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@meiselasb WHAT in the HELL does this even mean? 😳
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@ArtCandee No worries, you're safe.....errrr, but are you really? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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Michelle Hertzler
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@LouJersey777120 @Lilith_Atheist Satan is just as non-existent as your God, Holy Spirit, Allah, Zeus, Odin, and the thousands of other gods that have been worshipped throughout the millennia.
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@RepMTG Your master, Vlad, needs his dome polished... ✈️🇷🇺
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@Askwhyisit Interesting question... But I'm confused, when did the public schools cease teaching Mythology? That was one of my favorite topics.
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Michelle Hertzler
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@AdamKinzinger #MoscowMarge head's exploding I'm here for it! 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 !!! Adorable son ...
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@cwebbonline My hair stylist visited LA over in January '24, and said some homeless person had taken a huge 💩 on Trump's star. 😂😂😂
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@iamgabesanchez Did not see that one coming...🙄
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@Askwhyisit FEAR is the motivation for living a "moral" life as prescribed by an individual's religious text. The Abrahamic religions, specifically, threaten an eternity of torment and torture if one doesn't adhere to the dogma of their faith. As an atheist, I'm not living my life in fear
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@RonFilipkowski Jesus CHRIST!! NO. NO. NO! Not another OLD WHITE GUY. #KamalaHarris2024 MM
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@geostylegeo Having the worldview of a five year old is perfectly fine...for a five year old.
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@geostylegeo Yes. They're both non existent 🤡
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@geostylegeo Hercules and Perseus immediately come to mind. 😂😂😂
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@RonFilipkowski "Wonderful boy"? BOY? Not "I'm so proud of my SON? "Great student"? That's all he has to say?
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@RpsAgainstTrump A fine physical specimen... 🙄
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@RonFilipkowski The jurors had been groomed by the Soros family since they were young children for this trial they're entire lives...
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@LiberalBitch_Jo Coconuts migrate? 😂
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Michelle Hertzler
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@Askwhyisit RACE is a social construct! We are ALL the same species, Homo sapien. Translation from the Latin, means "wise man". Well........wait. It's possible that those who see themselves as a superior "race" may not be a homo sapien after all. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@WinnieSchola @MattWallace888 😂😂😂 that's the only thing i noticed 😂😂😂
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@mtgreenee SHINGLES doesn't care... 🙄
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@herotimeszero Someone actually wrote-in "Ben Dover"?!? 🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
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@LauraLoomer It IS a confirmed hoax. You DID fall for it! 🙄🙄🙄
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Michelle Hertzler
3 months
@MeghanMcCain This is my first time ever replying to one of your tweets, Meghan. BUT I literally spit coffee in my cat's face when I read "also - gfy" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@punt_rd Jethro Tull 😳
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@RonFilipkowski She must've coordinated the timing of this book release with Governor Deville. 🤨
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@krassenstein HAHAHA!!!!! Awesome flip the script!! 😝😜😂😂😂
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Michelle Hertzler
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@NoHolyScripture "Absolutely shocking", and absolutely unconstitutional. 🙄😒
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@RonFilipkowski Did Barron take that photo? 😧
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@ThinkingAtheist Sure do! I was about 6. Sunday school teacher talking about a boat filled with two of every animal into a boat built by a 900 year old man. And then there was a man that was murdered and came back to life. My grandma never came back. My parents told me it was all a true. I
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@RockNRoLL_85 Jethro Tull and it's not even close 😳
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@JohnBummit @ayeejuju And Washington and Oregon! 😳🤷🏻‍♀️
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@krassenstein "Bleach Blonde Badly Built Butch Body" ~Rep Jasmin Crockett EPIC alliteration 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Michelle Hertzler
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@RonFilipkowski "Coach Ted Dobias" who is now conveniently dead, if he ever existed at all...🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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@RogerJStoneJr HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RUDY!! 🎉🎂🎁
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Michelle Hertzler
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More incontrovertible evidence of Mr. Trump's business acumen. $DJT #TruthSocial
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@crockpics The Beatles! 😒
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@LakotaMan1 Not. A. Chance. 😳
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@AdamKinzinger 👀👀🍿🍿🍿
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@Prolotario1 "We seen"? 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️
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@mjfree 4-5 hours tops.
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@SCMountainGoat @EdKrassen @GavinNewsom I'll never forgive him for the destruction of San Francisco, the disfigurement of San Diego, and his excursion to The French Laundry during his forced "shutdowns" during the global pandemic. Newsom is a HARD PASS ...
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Michelle Hertzler
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@Askwhyisit In the USA, it isn't a what, it's a WHO. And the WHO is the mango Mussolini, the weird af Donald J Trump! #MadamPresident
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@Ashy_slashee Memories of watching "Kelly's Heroes" with my dad. Still a favorite movie to this day. #DonaldSutherland
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@TRUMP_ARMY_ I'm in favor of "deporting" Trump to Russia or Hungary. 😑
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Michelle Hertzler
3 months
@Realfafman @krassenstein I know of at least 43, and several hundred more planned in OH, MI, IL, and IN CT. My daughter has used several of the new "speed charging" stations around the Midwest and East Coast. The availability of new charging stations is so impressive that I might get a TESLA Y just like
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@punt_rd URIAH HEEP
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@RickOceanMusic The expression on Barron's face says everything! 😂😂😂
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@EdKrassen It's so WEIRD he raised EXACTLY TWICE what @POTUS raised in a single event ($25M). Without verifiable proof it didn't happen... 🙄🙄🙄 😑
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@CTOTHELOS77 Putting ketchup on a hotdog is an affront to civilization!!
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@StarTrekFan79 Neelix was the Jar Jar Binx of Star Trek. Sorry, Johnny 😂😂😂😂
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@RnRNationlive @RnRliveRadio THE B E A T L E S 🤢🤮
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@GuntherEagleman @krassenstein Absolutely! Gunther has fully metastasized terminal TDS. 😂😂😂😂😂
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@RpsAgainstTrump THIS is an example of how to tell if TRUMP wrote the Tweet...🤦🏻‍♀️🙄
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Michelle Hertzler
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@lippyent Loretta Lynn's younger sister, Crystal Gayle. I read somewhere that her hair took 3 days to dry.
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@WalshFreedom ABSOLUTELY. NO!!! How DARE you tell me I'm in any way responsible for this assasination attempt!! Don't project your guilt upon me. 😡
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@JebraFaushay HA! Even the dog is throwing "dad" the side eye...
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@RedWave_Press @simonateba Play stupid games, win stupid prizes... 🙄
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@geostylegeo As a society, attrition.
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@lippyent A nasty BLT 🤢🤢🤢
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@kylenabecker Jon Voight Randy QuaId Mel Gibson James Woods
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@davidjeremiah 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😂
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@ThatEricAlper DEAD KENNEDYS Great band!
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@realJennaEllis I'd rather have a root canal without anesthesia 🙄
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