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Michael M. Gallagher

@MGallagher1977

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Texan. Houstonian. Lawyer. Golfer. Most posts concern sports or movies. All thoughts are mine alone. “Don’t let a win get to your head or a loss to your heart.”

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@MidwestGolfJake @HaileyOstrom In an incident involving (checks notes) the Louisville Police Department ?
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How it started, and how it’s going:
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@flushingitgolf We need more hot mics in golf.
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@LIVGolfEnth @OfficialTourPro He’s got a green jacket and I doubt he is crying himself to sleep at night.
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Golf Twitter, please join me in saluting Verne Lundquist!
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@CPowers14 These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
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@Mike_kim714 Put it on the Underhills’ tab.
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@wiley77 Rory, for the love of all that is pure and holy, call Steve Williams.
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@NUCLRGOLF @GabbyHerzig Let’s not normalize driving a golf cart on a green. Good day.
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It is not often you see a coyote and Charles Barkley on the same golf course. So it is at the Saguaro course at We Ko Pa:
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@Sean_Zak Or perhaps avoid finding a hazard and you can spare us your whining.
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In honor of Donald Ross:
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@awfulannouncing You know, I’m starting to think he has a habit of saying irresponsible things like this.
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@TheFigen_ And hunger can turn this human into a snack 🤣.
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The Golf Channel is showing Ryder Cup highlights. For those busy with last-minute holiday shopping, this .gif summarizes the event:
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@CPowers14 Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
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@ATRightMovies Good. He should have.
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@McCannSportsLaw @RMFifthCircuit I’ll allow arguments about the nobility of being a student-athlete when coaches agree to work for free and just for the love of the game. 😎
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@Super70sSports Disrespecting Lou Gossett Jr.’s performance is foolish.
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Pasatiempo:
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@usopen @nosmhsnow Say what you will, but Novak embodies class.
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@laz_versalles Are you saying Justin Thomas is this guy?
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@ProGolfStuff Sure, no problem. Just don’t pretend you’re growing the game.
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@DannyDrinksWine Portrait of the artist as a younger man.
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Greatest towel ever:
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A dear friend nearly bought this:
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@THR @RexChapman Can someone locate De Niro and Pacino ASAP?
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@BleacherReport He doesn’t recognize the style of play because it involved rebounding and defense. Or he’s just wasted. Or both.
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@KylePorterCBS Never change Viktor. Never change.
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@ForePlayPod So is golf course maintenance.
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@GolfDigest Nothing about Maltbie and Koch needs refreshing.
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Someone please tell NBC: less trivia and background pieces. More golf. Thanks.
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@DJPie Immelman is a solid commentator.
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@AndrewKirbyGolf Jay Monahan watching:
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@KSVesq Houston: Underrated.
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@NUCLRGOLF @jimfuryk @Crushers_GC @b_dechambeau Or we can continue with the same buddy system that was used in Rome.
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@Top100Rick Sadly, this is mine:
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@Mike_kim714 @Back9Ben He’s done more than enough for Jay Monahan methinks.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE @AnubusIIMD This genius idea will end with someone tearing a tendon or two.
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@eamonlynch He treated a lot of families of 9/11 victims as props, so good riddance.
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Having watched the second season of Full Swing, I’ve become even more of a Keegan Bradley fan. That he watched the Ryder Cup and cheered on the Americans after getting jobbed says a lot about him.
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@RealSkipBayless Beyond Saban ?!?!! Try decaf.
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Kevin Bacon in City On A Hill is equally brilliant and hysterical.
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@barstoolsports @PodfathersShow The decline of America, part 273.
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@accnetwork @SportsCenter Roy Williams had the classiest exit and managed to avoid a year-long goodbye. Like someone else.
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@NUCLRGOLF Rahm sensibly doesn’t let bs get in the way of winning.
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Can we all agree we don’t need to have James Cameron on television 24/7 to talk about a submarine’s implosion ?
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@CinemaTweets1 Don’t forget Fargo season 2.
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@timeimmemorial_ It turns out he did have the makings of a varsity athlete.
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Rory when he learns Grayson Murray won today:
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@flushingitgolf @SI_Golf He may win a major before Rory gets another one.
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@CPowers14 Sensory Blitzkrieg will be the name of my next fantasy football team.
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@PFF_Sam His agent deserves a medal.
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@TWlegion This will be the last Open at LACC.
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@MadScientistFF The new bk whopper commercial
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@Super70sSports The NBA has lost its toughness.
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@BOSSportsGordo Love or hate him, let us applaud his quest to obtain greatness.
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@NUCLRGOLF Let me edit this: “I couldn’t say yes fast enough because he’s been the real Commissioner for years.”
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@JoelMBeall The PGA Tour has descended to this:
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@RufusTSuperfly Inside Man is quite an underrated film.
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@GolfDigest If only they fined PGA tour players for slow play.
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@CinemaTweets1 Why oh why must you refer to Godfather Part III? 🤣
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@PGATOUR @DellMatchPlay Can’t really call it a bracket competition with pool play.
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@WUTangKids A thoughtful response to a thoroughly disgusting comment.
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@BeerlyFootball I refuse to do this. 🤣
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@barstoolsports And somewhere Red Auerbach is smiling.
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Patrick Cantlay is sponsored by Delta. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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Having now read the book authored by @Cutterthecaddie , I can definitively say it’s the funniest collection of one-liners ever uttered on a golf course (note almost none of these are PG-rated).
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