Capt Olivia Benson
@LungyMpisane
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Guys sometimes iy'nyembezi zakho zyawela phansi ๐ญ๐ญ I'm sorry to say this.
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Menzele into efunwa uyena mama. Ask her what she wants eskhaftinini sakhe. Mebuya nakho ke umkhahlele.
This child doesn't eat at school what can I give her for appetite I tried diffent malt vitamins but doloo
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Yall I scored my first interview in a whole 12 months of unemployment ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ.
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You'll never see them beat their boy children like this.
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One Direction ilaba abathi isthule to pologize??.
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Ngingaya e mall nge g string ๐ฉ๐ฉ.
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I got umunt'wam a sentimental gift'nyana and he was so happy bakithi โค๏ธ. He was ripping through the box and wrapper ๐๐ I was like whoa slow down uzoydabula he's like "Phela ngyaqala ukthola i gift angaz ivulwa kanjan" ๐ฅบ. When he opened it?? He was fighting back tears โค๏ธโค๏ธ.
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Ukube ughel uthe "There's load shedding here and I'm so horny ๐ญ๐ญ" ngabe ama boundaries awa sethwanga ๐๐๐๐๐.
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My cousin ukhipha R1000 a month for 3 kids. Youngest is 14 months. His mother and grandmother see nothing wrong with it.
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"Amantombazane amanje awafani nomabethu". Omababo:.
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Le soft parenting bandla mina ngayzama ngahluleka. Iyahlanya lengane.
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Lento yabafana of growing up thinking the family home is theirs is the reason why. As soon as the matriarch passes on you see your male siblings' true colours. Kodwa ke I blame parents for that. Yibo abakhulisa iyngane zabafana to be like this.
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"Kunini sithi sorry". Lapho nisho kumuntu oshonelwe 3 months ago. Hhay bandla nizphethe kabi kule app ngathi anikaze nishonelwe emakini.
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Lemjolo yenu enesngisi esningi ihlezi iqhutshwa yi mental health phambili ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Ey wena rubbish negama lamantombazane.
This country was sold to the guptas ON a plate of curry we are WORKING hard everyday to reclaim it back. LONG LIVE! SOUTH AFRICA.
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Wamuhle ke la. Hhayi lento eyayin'hlanyisa esafika.
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Before ufake i PIN yaythini oe emshinini???.
Ei benikuphi when I bought this chain for my mom thinking itโs R899 ๐ญ .My head stopped working when I saw the receipt
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Ubaba womuzi njalo lo.
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The way I fought Covid. Yoh nayo ayikholwa. I kept telling myself my baby is not losing another parent engakabi ngisho no 3yrs. Yoh I'm typing this with tears in my eyes.
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Someone posted his squad on Facebook and my friend wabuza oyedwa ukuthi u single yini, his girlfriend replied no he's not. Did the guy not send a friend request and DM my friend "ungamnaki loyo, hi". ๐๐๐๐๐๐ Mina personally amadoda ngyawasaba.
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JLo akagugi ngoba akabekezeli.
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Ngyaqala ukbona i pizza e nesobho.
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Nayi lengane edla inyama esngayidli thina ๐ก๐ก.
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Guys Kuhlekonke sang me a happy birthday at 12AM washaya u "Una 1 eh eh" waze wafika ku 37๐๐โค๏ธ. Oh sthandwa sami ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ.
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I don't know what I just read ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Kwagama layo nje already syathethiswa.
SANTACO has launched their own e-hailing app called Shesha to compete with Uber and Bolt.
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Indoda ma eh, indoda iyawisana.
Tyla is now the first South African female artist overall in over 5 years since babes wodumo to receive 50 Million streams Globally on a song on Spotify
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Sekbekezele bani nkosyam.
Zulu women are never beating the allegations Iโm afraid.
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@_HeRo112 She's discussing you with her friends and they're telling her to ghost you. Kuza u December manje Zola wdym ๐๐๐.
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Not our Miss SA drinking Mofaya all year ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ angaSHON Jesu.
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I got the job I guess ๐๐๐๐.
I have an interview ksasa and ngine stress because if I don't get this one ngizo screamer.
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Mind you, he has 3 kids from different women ๐๐พ.
-has a social media fav.- sishwapha.- unemployed .- goes to Gqom therapy.-no car.- nechwane.
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Yenze ngawo u December utete ngo September. By December izobe seykhule enough uy'Vryheide.
Guys which month should you make a baby if you donโt wanna be heavily pregnant in December?๐ฅบ.
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You guys are angry amantombazane ajola nama Nigerian ngoba elambile???. Nifuna bajole nani khona nizobhala ama paragraph when they ask ya'll for money??? ๐๐๐๐.
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Ayvalwe le case kzoze kufe nathi webabo.
A senior police officer who was due to have testified in the Senzo Meyiwa trial has passed away. He was a key state witness.
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Your friend is going through a divorce because uyisfebe. Ayqonde inkulumo endodeni.
A friend of mine is going through a divorce after a 5 months beshadile all because of izifebe. Don't get married at all guys if you ain't ready to let go of the game๐.
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Umuntu adlale ngawe aktshele emehlweni ukuthi vele be ngdlala ngawe aqede ashade kube mnandi nje for yena??? Nah akamloye acule u Happy Birthday emngcwabeni yabantu.
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One thing about this country?? They will make amadomoroza famous.
โuJesu uthiโ is The Great Khali๐ณ๐ค๐พ
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Mina ngsasho namanje :. Even if they find them in deep sleep, they must shoot them.
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Benza ama washing.
Why are you guys always surprised when you see videos of Riri fawning over Rocky. Kanti nina nenzani kwawenu ama relationship?.
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Ngathi uzothi "it's morning, as we slept the night away".
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You scammed my friend u 8K and you've been so arrogant about the whole thing. You should be grateful I talked her out ekukfuneleni iNdiya Elizok'hlanyisa. Sisangalfuna phela ithi Pe ๐.
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Amantombazane ayathanda nje ukzenza ncono nga something. Can't believe bazenza ncono ngom'menso.
I cannot believe we are defending our choice to wear pads. Thatโs the craziest shit Iโve ever seen๐คฃ.
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Eyam uyshutha nini?.
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Ngik'tshela ngesbindi sama ntombazane mina.
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So nawe oe ufihla i PIN ya R50??? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
says heโll send an e-waโ so i can get myself wine or whatever. ukhale ke u-ti ti after a few minutes. ngicela ningibukisa mah-eh @BossMatriach @TTsport @Ma_Mtimande @ZakhoAya i canโt laugh alone!!!
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If my friend brings me 6 pack ye Savanah instead of i braaipack ngilambile, that doesn't make them a bad friend. Imina ongashongo ukuthi angnakudla. Musani ukuzenza ama motivational speaker abhedayo.
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Ama Nigeria ase Durban athunga iycathulo futhi anuka ikhwapha ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ.
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Ey kahle wena nobuso.
FINALLY SOMEONE BROKE THEIR SILENCE AND SAID THIS. THIS IS A DEALBREAKER FOR ME ๐ญ
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@ZembeDlamini It's you thinking a woman on a Forbes list would even look in your direction for me.
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Airfryer, scatter cushions, continental pillows, diffusers, khona imama lapho.
Ladies, like i said, if he has a air fryer in his house, then you are a side.
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I walked past Robert Marawa and I said "Sanbona and he replied" Yebo sawbona ntokazi". Aybo saze sababa iskhohlakali sekhehla ๐๐๐๐.
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The guy who bought me i Brutal Fruit last week called me emini saying he wants to see me. But he can't see me ngasekhaya he's not comfortable with that, rather he fetches me angbuyise ekseni, I'll be more comfortable kubo ๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด.
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Mina ngeke nje ngithi "Congratulations to MY FRIEND" ngisho kumuntu ongang'memanga.
Other influencers who also werenโt at the wedding have started apologizing before they catch smoke too ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Inkinga yenu nishela ama girls ama Mimosa and expect them to dumb themselves down and order ama Brutal Fruit ๐๐๐ shelani kwi lane yenu and avoid all these emotional breakdowns online.
Please donโt order Ice Tropez or Champagne when youโre not paying for it. Itโs rude and unattractive.
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Girl children are rarely recognized no matter how much they contribute to the household. Umfana athenge isinkwa everyone will know endlini. UMah uzomemezela.
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This one just wants peanut butter and Nutella. Wamzama nge burger and fries kzodliwa ama fries kphela ๐๐.
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My ex friend said akawhambi umlindelo womuntu ongakholwa. Esho kshone ubaba wam ๐๐๐โ๐พ. She also said akawahambi ama babyshower abantu abangashadile. Esho mina ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ.
๐if you wonโt tazazela ncono ungezi .The night before my momโs unveiling my friends stayed up the whole night peeling and chopping while I slept ๐ฅบngase ngitshelwa ibona ukuthi iKFC yomgunyathi ifihlwephi ๐ฅบ.
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Men get so nervous when they see deadbeats being exposed ๐๐. "Social media is not the way. Deal with this privately, nywe nywe". Bayatatazela cos one day it could be them too ๐๐๐.
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He's been smiling since since ke ๐โค๏ธโค๏ธ
Kuhle said he wants a bike for his birthday and I said Yoh, he then asked "Yin Awnamali futhi??" ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ banghlekan abantu.
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AmaNdiya snapped when they made Samoosas. Mengase bayeke ubxoki nje.
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@Malcom_Damn @_angelndlela She's talking about a man that got arrested kthangi oe. Her life changing doesn't necessarily mean monetary. Ake nehlise kancane ngama think piece about women being financially dependent.
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Lol I fell asleep while breastfeed, my baby was 3 days old. "Someone" shook the bed and I woke up only to find my entire boob suffocating my baby. There was no one in the room, and I was sleeping on my late mom's bed. LOL I'll never forget this bandla.
Please can you guys share your paranormal experiences. I just need to know Iโm not aloneโฆ.
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Kodwa ke guys u Babes ulahlekelwe umuntu abemthanda nobaba we ngane yakhe. Let's ease up on the savagery. No Jesu uyazalwa ksasa ake nibe abantu.
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Imagine having sex ungafuni udinwe cos Mam'Ndlovu said you must be angry only from the waist up, indoda mayfuna ucansi kmele iluthole. Stop your mothers plz.
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Valentineโs Day gift suggestions for gents?๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ.
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A boy child can be the most useless of all endlini, but kwashona uMah he starts shit cos uMah was saying nothing ngobu useless bakhe. Tholukuthi yini mantombazane ebenakha lendlu nithenga everything but mase kuhambe abazali seyan'gxosha umsun'wenja.
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@koketsssso "I don't have the budget for the promised date night so just come to my house, make salads and we'll have sex afterwards". Boy Math.
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If you get triggered when someone is happy they don't have kids iya kuma social worker nkosyam uzshiye khona iyngane zakho.
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Ey mina ngildinga phakathi most of the time. Angimdlali nje lo.
non-sexual intimacies:.
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Yeyi ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Worry yam bazom' kidnapper bebona isbongo kanti weeeeeh u Mpisane owrongo ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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If his babymama says aphathe ubisi lwengane on payday : if the formula was R200 he'll deduct it from le thousand alikhiphayo. Mina self ngabe kade ngamdlisa ushevu. Sengkhulumela mina ๐๐๐.
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THEY DIDN'T EVEN DO THE COUNTDOWN BA BUSY NAMA ADVERT OMAS'NGCWABISANE @ukhozi_fm fusegini ngempela ke manje ๐๐๐๐๐.
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Kuba njalo mawthanda iyfebe.
Senzo's last moments must have been so painful. He layed there for hours listening to people conspiring on what to do to erase evidence and he couldn't do anything ๐.#SenzoMeyiwaTrial.
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@Zeeeehle So she's hitting her in the head with a brick to avoid her being slut shamed in the future??? Very nice. How many women have been called all that you mentioned without being hit with a brick???.
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Zvaliwe iykole akekho ozoya kom'ntshontsha.
@LungyMpisane Please hide the name of his school for his safety.
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Amadoda ase Mzansi don't even think highly of themselves and their penises. Always blaming Nigerian men for stretching out vaginas. So awenu amapipi awenzi niks, niks?? Yoh lmfaoooooo I'd be angry too.
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Omabenu were failing 2 DNA tests on Utatakho every week but yall ouchea telling us we'll never be like them?? Imagine ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ngo 1970 abantu bevika amabhunu bona bayafeba ๐๐๐๐ respect us.
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Iyodwa i ex nton nton la.
My ex bestie slept with my boyfriend, they dropped me off at home before they went to go on and sleep together ๐ค๐ฝ.
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Saba ngisho ukfakaza abafana bayaphoxana ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
Nah being loved right slaps okay ? Yabo indoda ekthandayo? Life changing ๐ฅนโค๏ธ.
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Vele that's what you crave when you have a supportive babydaddy. If engekho you crave inhlabathi ne smell sa pende.
If iโm pregant with YOUR child and I want McDonalds at midnight you will get up and get it for me.
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