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“I hate men” it’s the Taliban dude 😭
like i feel hatred for men deep within my veins. I genuinely feel being born a woman is such a curse. No one deserves to be tormented for existing the way women are
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60 million installments of 1 euro over the next 60 million years
(🌕) BREAKING: There’s almost an agreement on personal terms with Dani Olmo.
@ffpolo
#Transfers
🤝🔵🔴☎️
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This is deadass kimmich
The mcu ran hollywood for a decade and not a single villain ever came close to what Austin Butler accomplished as Feyd-Rautha. Dune 2 is a spectacle to experience. Go see it in Dolby.
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Leverkusen winning today means the PL is officially the longest active monopoly in the T5 leagues
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@WednesdayWar2
@8esart
No youre supposed to realize the initial tweet it’s stupid as hell regardless of what politics you believe in
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Bayern must’ve been horrible vibes Gravenberch looks like he’s just discovered life on earth
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Serie A: 80k likes
Bundesliga: 80k quotes
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Maybe this year showed that a title is never guaranteed and that the 11 chips in a row is an insane achievement?
Granit Xhaka: "A title with Leverkusen is more special than a German championship with Bayern. In recent years, they've been guaranteed the title... but you have to wonder if that's still the case (smiles)."
[
@Blick_Sport
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RAGNAROK
RB Leipzig had previously scouted Alphonso Davies but Ralf Rangnick decided the Canadian winger was not Leipzig material [SportBild]
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Did he do this for every tottenham game as well?? He kills me man 😭
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Juppel: "I wasn't good enough 💔"
Me: "The Bundesliga wasn't your fault, the squad was very injured. 🤕 Despite the struggles you made it to the Semi Final, something Nagelsmann never could 👑"
Juppel: "You're right. 🥹 This is my club, my destiny, Mia San Mia 🔴"
#Juppel2025
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Worst Bundesliga player ever is top 5 in la ligarse…
Bryan Zaragoza is enjoying himself in La Liga
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All our players standing there just watching it happen… fucking losers man how are we supposed to win anything with these dudes
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Watching Saka dive and Bayern not getting robbed by the ref again
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“We”
Bayern draw in Freiburg, if Leverkusen win tomorrow, it will become a 10-point gap
Finally, after 11 years, we might have a new Bundesliga champion.
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Müller: "Coach I don't want you to leave 😭😢 You are the right man to lead us to
#Dahoam2025
👏❤️"
Juppel: "It's over... I failed you guys 💔😢"
Müller: "No coach🥺 It was an unlucky season, you need to stay🫡"
Juppel: "You are right, my work is not done here, Mia San Mia!🔴"
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Ever forget MAGA Bayern twitter (Max, Erkan etc) yelled for YEARS that all the Spanish speaking players had to go and look where we are now without them lol we gotta find them and make them pay for that propaganda
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Wokeretzka monsterclass now after seeing this
Around 100 Lazio fans were present at the Hofbräuhaus brewery in Munich yesterday and they made fascist chants lauding Adolf Hitler. It is the same venue where Hitler founded the National Socialist German Workers' Party in 1920.
(via
@Gazzetta_it
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Its over for leverkusen this will be the nastiest choke in league history beating last years fumble
#WinningStreakStartsNow
HARRY KANE WINS THE GAME FOR BAYERN WITH A CLUTCH GOAL !!!!!!
🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Tuchelheimer putting on the cast when he broke his toe (UCL canon event)
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When you finally take your medication and she disappears:
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Bayern could’ve had this and Tuchel would’ve stayed if our useless ultras weren’t worried about what shade of red our kit is each new season ffs
🇫🇷📢 The Lyon ultras confronted their team after they were in the relegation zones...
In the end, the team put things back to normal and finished 6th, qualifying for the Europa League!
They also have Coupe de France final vs PSG. 🤩
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Germany should dead ass keep Völler, his “Scheiß drauf, wir ballen” tactics move me
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Arsenal fans must have the intelligence of a half empty jar of mustard
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Randomly mentioning bayern for no reason kills me
Havertz could have easily returned to Germany and stat-padded some titles with Bayern in an uncompetitive league. Instead, he’s staying in England and desperate to prove just how good he can be. I’m fully behind him.
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I swear 90% of casuals think Reus is from the academy
Nah that Dortmund dressing room is too slimy. I don’t trust none of em bar Marco
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Barca journos be the biggest meat glazers meanwhile Bayern journos will leak every players darkest secret before a big game to make morals worse and do a satanic ritual hoping they lose 5-0
🎙 Gerard Romero: "If LaLiga does not withdraw the red card from Vitor Roque... get ready... I have audio clips in case to expose them." 💣
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[🚨] BREAKING: Agreement between Man City and Luis Diaz for the next 5 years.
City are prepared to pay €70m.
[
@marcosbenito9
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“unless other clubs send new bigger salary proposal next week” this is the vilest mercenarism ive ever witnessed in my life
The agreement between Bayern and Kim Min-jae is at final stages, details to be sorted on 5 year deal. He’s prepared to accept, not signed yet 🔴🇰🇷
The release clause will become valid on July 1 — unless other clubs send new bigger salary proposal next week, Kim will join Bayern.
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Bayern players have an average rating of 78 dude
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The way this is written 😭😭😭
(🟢) NEW:
Xabi Alonso is the leading candidate for the Liverpool manager’s job but, unlike Bayern Munich, wish to respect his attempts to win the Bundesliga with Bayer Leverkusen rather than enter a public courtship of their popular former midfielder. [
@AHunterGuardian
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They dont even need him, this is worse than bayerns “monopoly”
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-“Bellingoat 😍 musiala could never”
-“Dirty swine team, wont go far in europe”
Terrible game all round. This performance will not go far in Europe for tuchel. Who still is and always will be an awful manager.
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“Davies as a LW” everybody was injured retard
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Europoors when they taste peak food laced with the tastiest chemicals known to men instead of cigarettes and wet bread
Fast food was disappointing.
I was so excited to try American fast food after watching tons of YouTube reviews.
But man, In-N-Out was such a letdown. The fries tasted like cardboard, and the whole experience was just meh.
I give it a 2/10.
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stop this, Bellingham is just the Maradona of Wout Weghorsts
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Bayern…
I've been talking to my ex (I'm scared and confused (not April fools this is a cry for help))
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Xabi 52 points vs tucheliban 50 points
🔴⚫️ 29 games unbeaten this season in all competitions for Bayer Leverkusen.
🏟️ 29 games
🟢 25 wins
🟰 4 draws
🔴 0 defeats
↪️ 87 goals scored
↩️ 20 goals conceded
Xabi Alonso, cooking. 👨🏼🍳🇪🇸
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Biggest game in their history with no German refs to bail them out with red cards and penalties
𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲 ⏸️
It wasn't to be. Defeat in the final. 💔
90+4' | 3-0 |
#ATAB04
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#Bayer04
#UELfinal
#ForOurDream
#aCROSSeurope
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We have caicedo at home anyways
Chelsea are currently at the front of the queue of clubs, including Bayern Munich, who want to sign Moisés Caicedo. But negotiating a deal with Brighton will not be easy, as owner Tony Bloom is understood to value the 21-year-old as high as £120m (€140m) [
@Matt_Law_DT
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This is like the Epstein island flight logs but like voluntarily
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Dreessen sweeping out all the brazzo mercenaries
#chills
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Nederland avenging Germany by beating Spain 15-0 in the final
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Juppel dismantled the best Arsenal team ever with Laimer, Goretzka, Dier and Müller and we’re getting rid of him
🚨🚨| Arsenal have already won 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 games this season in the Premier League (27) than the invincibles did in 2003-04 season (26). 🤯👏
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Juppel fixed the biggest diva… WOW
Joshua Kimmich would have no problem playing at right-back next season if he had to. It's true he feels comfortable in midfield, but he accepts his role and wouldn't make a fuss or go against Tuchel if he wants him at right-back. But with one year left on his contract, Kimmich
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transfer benefited all parties but instead of shutting the fuck up pooltards think they owned us and try to force rivalries because their only real rival is everton
Bayern fans watching Gravenberch turn into Ruud Gullit's and Sergio Busquets' love child after selling him for just €40m 12 months ago.
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Bild had to create a 6 rating for this match thats crazy
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When the Bundesliga score board looked like this >>>
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Premier leaguedolos supporting us I wasn’t familiar with them like this
Saka kicking Neuer and pretending to be injured is making me sick.
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Leverkusens battle for top 4 next season will be generational for us hate watchers
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This tweet and the replies after the season de Ligt had… I cannot believe what I am seeing
De Ligt cost more than Kim and is worse in every metric dkm, Juve fleeced us
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3 aryan players 💔💔💔
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HOW MANY LIKES????
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If Kompany fails, we need to have a serious thought about having Augustus as our coach. This guy is overqualified to spend his tactics and thoughts on FT where there are mostly trolls
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Did every single player of them take a pic infront of the logo?
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Neuer’s just a closeted gay man that’s how he always looks
@Rory_Talks_Ball
Neuer’s reaction says EVERYTHING. If you think a player dived, you’re fuming. Not looking nervous like this…
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Now can we all agree that winning a ucl after 7 years with unlimited funds is a worse mickey ring than the covid cup
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Enjoying the euros a bit too much lately so twitter humbled me by reminding me of Kompany being our coach
Vincent Kompany made a confident impression in his first conversation with Bayern bosses. In a meeting where Hoeneß, Hainer and Eberl were also there, Kompany said: "I'm a leader" - Kompany also explained how he told Pep Guardiola during his time at City: "I'll take care of the
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Its so nice turning off my phone and blacks taking L’s, endwokeness and libsoftiktok are dead just like that it’s quite special
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The only likable Madrid player ever
Gareth Bale’s Real Madrid goal catalogue is insane.
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Next season will be hilarious when they try these and fly to row Z
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People blaming Kane and this is the service he gets bruh
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The average football player has a moral compass straight out of 1930, immoral thugs
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“Huijsen 🇪🇸”
😮💨🇪🇸 Bournemouth's new 19-year-old CB, Dean Huijsen...
Jose Mourinho previously said that he is 'one of the most talented CBs in Europe' 📈⭐️
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I screamed so hard dude my colleague screamed with me cuz I scared her lol
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🇪🇦🗣️ Pep Guardiola: "The motivation to win another Premier League title is not there. For me, it’s not there..." 😳🏆❌
"It will be in the last month."
(
@HaytersTV
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@BetterCallAlba
For the last few years, bayern ratings have been 83-84-85 for like 90% of the team lol they are super mad over there
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Mahomes played the super bowl on hippo tranquilizer and LeBron played the playoffs with a tendon missing…
De Bruyne in the two biggest games of his career. Serious questions need to be asked about his mentality
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Look at this Kane aura he was never gonna miss
Nothing was going to distract Harry Kane from getting his goal 😤
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We’ll deadass have GoretzkaSZN and TaistoFCB on the sidelines next season
The option of Hansi Flick has become less likely. It is said that Flick will not be the new Bayern coach [
@StefanKumberger
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@SPORT1
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ULI GET IN HIS OFFICE AND SUCK HIS FUCKING COCK YOU OBESE GERIATRIC BABOON
Thomas Tuchel is open to staying at FC Bayern beyond this season in principle. As of now, the club has not approached him about this possibility. But Max Eberl and Christoph Freund can imagine continuing to work with Tuchel [
@Plettigoal
,
@SkySportNews
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Dierbauer…
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If we signed him from west ham it’s 35+5 btw, what a nasty transfer
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: West Ham have reached an agreement to sign Noussair Mazraoui from Bayern.
€15.5m fee + €4m in add ons. Personal terms also agreed but it's not a done deal yet, with important details to be worked out.
(Source:
@Plettigoal
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So the PL is the Bundesliga now but with middle eastern slave torture blood money?
Mark Goldbridge🗣️: "if you took Manchester City out of the PL, what a League it will be".
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Euros in Germany is chills man, pure football heritage. No qatari losers pushing “respect our values and views” gimmick, everybody can enjoy a nice pint of beer and bratwurst, lots of fans traveling, European heritage rocks
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Uli cut the ties completely hes in the dark, the bomba servus kylian will save my life
FC Bayern is not considering to enter the race for
#Mbappe
. And there was no contact or approach yet.
Main reason: The package is simply not affordable for the club (transfer fee + salary + signing fee)!
@SkySportDE
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YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
@BAYERN
I WILL KILL MYSELF INFRONT OF YOU IF YOU DO THIS
🚨🆕 News
#Solskj
ær: FC Bayern is monitoring the 50 y/o - as a potential interim solution!
⚠️ But the original plan remains: FC Bayern would like to continue with Thomas Tuchel at least until the end of the season!
Bayern and Solskjær: Nothing concrete at this stage! The
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