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Back when Bayern had PR. 90% of FT won’t even know we had this as an advert.
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This picture hurts to this day. Lahm walking trying to consolidate his team mates just goes to show what a strong character and true leader he is. Severely lacking in todays dressing room.
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Leon Goretzka has officially ended Tolisso’s Bayern career.
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Bro Vidal at the end hyperventilating 😂😂😂😂
Vidal foi muito infeliz na declaração pré jogo dizendo que o Barça é o melhor time do mundo e que o Bayern não iria enfrentar um time de Bundesliga. Consegui captar uma imagem que vale mais do que palavras. Que jogada do Coutinho.
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Why does mane feel so at home with us here. I don’t think I ever saw him do this at Liverpool?
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Musiala is the real Ribery replacement. Similar style of play, very agile, extremely technical and quick with his feet.
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Tomorrow we are winning the biggest prize a football club can win. This is Bayern’s year.
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Whoever is responsible for Goretzka's physical transformation at Bayern needs a pay raise. He's the perfect height and now physical build to be a midfield destroyer. His game atm may not be perfect, but under proper guidance and instructions will be devastating.
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We are winning tonight and will score in the first 15 minutes. This is our year.
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I would take Son at Bayern if he doesn’t extend his contact at Spurs.
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Bayern is going to win back to back Champions leagues. This is the tweet.
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British commentators are the most bias and worst in the business.
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Musiala on the ball with so much confidence. Every time he has it at his feet, something happens.
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Bayern twitter is beyond toxic during the transfer window. Go outside, read a book, cook a meal do something constructive rather than come to this toxic waste dump and contribute.
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Aint no way this man passed straight to Navas. Aint fucking way. 😭😩😂
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I saw my life flash before my eyes here.
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Since we are on the topic of equal pay. Why do female top models and female porn stars have a 900% wage gap between their male counterparts? Hmm I wonder why?
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Unbelievable how Bayern missed out on Haaland because of that diva Lewy.
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Comedy is meant to be offensive and provocative. If you can’t take a joke about certain taboo topics or even laugh at yourself, you’ve got bigger problems.
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Your daily reminder that Bayern are winning on Sunday and there’s absolutely nothing that PSG can do about it.
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Barcelona is Muller's practice team. He loves scoring against them.
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German league is Mickey Mouse trophy and a stepping stone to develop talent. Not a serious league. How can RBL and GLB not score a single goal in a 2 legged tie? Embarrassing stuff. Don’t Even get me started with the Europa league shitshow.
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BLM is a terrorist organization.
Attempted murder of a police officer by Black Lives Matter activists.
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Imagine this dude being a Roman emperor or general in 69 AD. Cold-blooded psychopath with a vengeance for his enemies.
Is there a particular opponent you want to face in CL this season?
Joshua Kimmich: "Paris Saint-Germain"
Why?
Kimmich: "I think it would be a thrilling game. They have a very interesting team and we were eliminated by them last year"
[YouTube/fcbayern]
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You can’t convince me Tuchel is a good manager in 2024. This is embarrassing
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We are allowed criticize Flick btw. No one is immune to critique.
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this man looks like a Greek god. wtf is he eating I want some.
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Bumps in the road are part of the process. We didn’t become champions of Europe over night and with straight wins from last season. We’ve got a congested timetable and this loss is understandable. Hopefully we get some reinforcements for fresh legs and squad depth.
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@memebigjad
@shoe0nhead
Oh boy you’re in for a treat. The woman who’s going to be in charge of the pentagon is a warmonger 😭😭
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Israel is a terrorist state. constantly bombing civilian targets hospitals, roads media buildings with the same old excuse- Hamas is using them as a shield, then playing the victim when being told they're committing war crimes. 1/4
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Ozil needs to be stripped of his German passport and World Cup medal. Nothing but an Erdogan fan boy and neo ottoman apologist.
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Easiest pick is Lewandowski.
UEFA have released their top 3 nominees for best 2020/21 CL forward + the other 7 who didn’t make top 3:
- Erling Haaland
- Robert Lewandowski
- Kylian Mbappé
4. Lionel Messi
5. Karim Benzema
6. Neymar
7. Kai Havertz
8. Raheem Sterling
9. Mason Mount
10. Romelu Lukaku
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1 Cl in 8 years is my favorite moment. Then throwing teammates under the bus for not getting top scorer. Dissing the manager. Ghosting during crucial games and around statpadding 5 goals against car manufactures from 1939.
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From Executive Producer
@jadapsmith
comes a new docuseries exploring the lives of iconic African queens.
QUEEN CLEOPATRA follows the story of Cleopatra, one of the world’s most famous and misunderstood woman.
QUEEN CLEOPATRA is available to stream May 10 only on Netflix
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Why does every other fucking PR and social media team do a much better job than ours at Bayern.
Z is voor Zirkzee. From Bayern to Brussels: bienvenue, Joshua. 🇳🇱 Read more at
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Those Barcelona fans are really going to learn the hard way with Lewandowski not showing up in crucial and big games.
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On top of my fathers battle with cancer he had to be rushed to the hospital for surgery due to internal hemorrhaging. When you think life can't possibly get worse, I can't even visit him due to covid restrictions..
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This man moved to Greece just to be in a warm and dry environment
James Rodriguez has signed as new Olympiacos player, here we go and confirmed! Deal completed after medical tests done yesterday. 🚨⚪️🔴
#Olympiacos
Next one for Olympiacos: Bakambu on permanent deal from OM, done and confirmed too.
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Navas is the second best keeper in the world behind Neuer. A hill I’m going to die on.
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If you have family and close ones dearest to you, please let them know and spend as much time as you can with them. We are on earth a finite number of years and often times take them for granted. Personal reasons have shaken me to my core. I will not be on twitter as much.
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The Left photo is a bust of Aphrodite.
The Right photo is Greek model Angie Karantoni.
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After about a month of pleading with my father and trying to get the doctors to convince him to get the surgery he needed. Today they removed the cancerous cysts in his intestines and his prognosis looks good. More surgeries in September and he's on the path to revovery.
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Organized religion is the worse thing that’s ever happened to humanity.
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I really think we are going to win tomorrow. looking back at some of the PSG games. They just arent that clinical when they should be, and a lot of the goals have come from individual errors rather than team play.
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Democracy has fallen in Greece. Very fitting and ironic, The birthplace of such an institution to come full circle. Over 60s are to be fined 100 euros a month so long as they aren't vaccinated. Political hostage and forced compliance.
#100
ευρω #ΝΔ_Χουντα
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CANDACE IS 8 YEARS OLDER THAN SANE???? AND SHES ACTING LIKE A TEENAGER??? Leroy is truly finished.
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Every time Lewy opens his mouth the less work I have to do since Bayern FT bring out the pitchforks. Tears in my eyes. My work is complete.
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There's NO way JN thought that a former football player now turned liberal politician, Goretzka is captain material.
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Bayern is going to rip Barcelona a new hole. And bring their fans back to reality.
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Democracy becomes absolutely meaningless if you’re only allowed to hear one side. And that being your own tribes echo chamber. That light you liberals see at the end of the dark tunnel is not freedom but an incoming train coming to take you out as well.
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If Sane doesn't deliver this year, he will get the definition of a luxury player from me.
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Praying Leverkusen win the BL. Can’t have tuchel in charge anymore. Soulless football.
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@InshallahSZN
@Mgreaze
@egoperfecto1
@bonzi____
These people are race hustlers and grifters. My man Booker was a former slave and had this to say. Food for thought.
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Our best defender by a mile last season and we are showing him the door. I hate this club so much.
Benjamin Pavard is a candidate to leave Bayern this summer. Talks over his future have taken place. Both sides can imagine a departure. Atlético, Chelsea and Juventus are interested. Talks ongoing [
@Sky_Marc
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@Plettigoal
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I can not fathom for the life of me the racism those English boys, Sancho, Saka and Rashford are experiencing right now. Especially Saka, he’s going to need the most protecting from such vile behavior. They are far more English than those inbred imbeciles.
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112 ways to diagnose mental illness. Fixed it for you.
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Give this man some time. That’s all he needs.
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I'm never taking Pep seriously again. time after time with all the worlds cash and fantastically talented players, still manages to fuck it up.
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Choupo is so so good. He deserves everything this year.
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We really went from 6 titles to 1 in a matter of 3 months.
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Always games the game. Well done to the boys on to next season. Hopefully everyone at Bayern,the players, the board and more importantly the coaching staff learn from this. (Fix defensive issues)
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Real Madrid also have 6-7 injuries throughout the Liverpool tie and managed to get the job done. Bayern was just full of excuses.
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I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is; to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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biggest losers are Barca. have to pay Liverpool 1 million. comedy that writes itself.
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Nagelsmann Is not the answer to the IF Flick leaves. Not now not in the future. Crumbles time and time again on the biggest stages.
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@shoe0nhead
@pearlythingz
The father loses custody but has to pay more than 50% of the support. Also How much of that support actually goes to the child?
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Why is there always a civil war during transfer window. You wouldn’t believe we actually won the treble some weeks ago. Unreal
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Lewy crying. Asking Anna why it isn’t his name on the stadium.
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Boateng has really been our best CB second half of last season and into this season. 👌🏻
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I hate modernity. We live in a reality circus. Only men can be men and only women can be women. There is no choosing.
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There’s no such nation as Holland. Open a map.
I feel weird to say this and other Germans might hate on me. But this Holland team under Louis Van Gaal is really cool to watch, most of their players are so likeable as well. They have an amazing spirit in the team. I wouldn‘t even mind too much seeing them win it all…🥶😅
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No way there are 15 year olds crying over a foul during a friendly game at 3 am. Go to bed. Talk to a girl.
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Whisper it quietly, Pavard has been the best defender at Bayern for the last 2 and a half years.
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If you genuinely believe tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of.
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Bro if the world ever needs saving. Just send neuer with some gloves on. No need for Superman shit.
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I really hope you guys all have a good holiday because you've all been through a lot of shit this year and you deserve to be happy at least once, so Merry Christmas hope you have a good one. x
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Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012
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