Master Luke
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@Rothmus I haven’t fucked in 11 years and tbh I don’t want to… I want connection on another level that enhances sex. Random sex is like masturbation, it’s just a relief. Making love however is different, you don’t just engage your body but your mind and everything else….
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@BARZMackey @detectfights Seems more like the other guys mum. Didn’t even know the kids name or nothing 🤣🤣.
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@Ironable This is an extremely weird thought… . Why would you want to become pregnant as well as lose your virginity at the same time? Lol.
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@K__Med @jasonschreier Imagine thinking gay and black people only started to exist in the last 15-30 years… lmfao.
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@Okami13_ Battle Droids are gonna be my favourite part of this game I can already tell. Just wish they were in the first game. 😭
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@TinkererYorch @EX1L3D_L3ARN3R @TombRaiderI_III @MelonieMac Ya’ll be so scared when you go to a store and the cashier is female 🤣🤣.
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@FixGucci @EpikEpikson1 Except the fact he fantasises about children… you pedo sympathisers are fucking sick.
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@blurayangel The fact that there wasn’t one lol . All jokes aside, there was no build up, there were no relationships built up over time. Everybody just got thrown together and it made zero sense….
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@MarkEDeAngelis @thechosenberg Because he has no back-bone to stand up to his colleagues… poor excuse of a man, would rather take his anger out on an innocent woman….
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@CotelogluAshar @Jamesgantzer_ @lilCashBag @MILSIM020 “Never heard of” 🤣. Shit was the biggest game of this year, literally and figuratively 🤣.
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@MenyMaximoff @Lunwi67 It’s heavily implied he killed the mob bosses entire family, an eye for an eye and all that….
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@Toon97867338 @Extralongdokkan You haven’t even played it so your opinion is invalid anyway. Lol.
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@aeilyk This was all I was looking for I didn’t mean to offend anybody, I don’t really talk about this kinda thing because I just don’t know how to. How would one go about discussing somebody’s past after they’d transitioned?.
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@hbartz25 @RedanianIntel Henry knew more about The Witcher than anybody else involved in the project 🤣🤣.
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@SpartanDusk @kidsmoove @HlNOMARUSUMO He’s lying. This dude is a massive Pony ain’t no way in hell he playing Starfield. 🤣.
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@girldrawsghosts Sorry but 99% of Gotham is actually dope. I didn’t get to the end because they started to milk the shit out of the Joker/Jerome arc….
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@FixGucci @sumaballz @EpikEpikson1 Are you pedo as well? . It certainly looks like it you vile little gremlin.
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@JoePCunningham @JamesGunn I know a lot of people are bummed but I’m honestly very excited about the future James Gunn will potential bring. WB have not been cutting it when it comes to live action in all honesty. They haven’t for a long time.
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@Nljigakulive @IIGINTON @IAMTOINEJ The worst part with this is, Google will some times give you an AI response before actually showing you any articles….
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@SlySinatraa Out of all the remakes and remasters we’ve had over the last generation or two this one makes the most sense….
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@TheOGBroly1 @drsoap8 @WWDiana_ There’s not liking and then there’s denying and that’s all you reject fucks do. Deny.
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@dashnoire @TheDoctorX11 A master of his craft, I love his appearance/stature changes with each voice too!!.
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@11Celestia11 @coletyumuch Had someone ask me to show them my medical records and first thing I said was “I’m not comfortable with that” and they were completely fine about it lol . Some people just want to lie for the sake of lying, not because they’re protecting themselves or somebody else.
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@ReevesBatverse @player____456 @Snyderbot2049 They just keep proving how they know absolutely fuck all about Superman let alone the DCU 🤣🤣🤣.
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@XLiveZombie @brutalfightz2 So that gives all 4-6 of them a reason the strike him in the face? Goddamn Americans are fucking retarded 🤣.
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@_Tom_Henderson_ Don’t forget microtransactions… these games don’t survive on BP’s alone… lol.
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@lelouchanzu1 @FreeRosedark @TF208No6 @inorooi You eat frog legs and snails in France you fucking pussy 🤣🤣🤣. Too much work to hunt a boar, huh?.
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This is the best response. Ever.
@aloeblacc Pizza base is a canvas, you are the artist. Put whatever you like, it's art 😂🎨.
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@filippoq01 @NitroSpidey DC probably have the most animated films. They just never go to the big screen they’re just released there and then lol.
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@We_Are_All_LIES @kommanderkarl @Rahll Oh god, here comes the little virgin projecting again… just because your parents molested you it doesn’t mean the same fucking thing happened to everyone else. Everyone that accuse somebody of this shit is usually a victim of abuse or has considered abusing… . GET HELP.
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@Gmingcelestial @ImKadaddle Oh no, it’s a rainbow…. They must be the fucking devil…. Ya’ll are delusional, they aren’t going to castrate you 🤣.
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Krystine is just the gift that keeps on giving! Throw her a follow 🥺.
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@YuckyTom @Staceballs Especially for 60 😭😭. She makes my dad look like he was 90 and he was only 60 before he passed lol.
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@jher_mayne @theewinterwitch Storm wasn’t shoehorned into every other episode just for the sake of it tho lmao.
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@M1das_OW2 @Beans745 @ascinhiding Peope usually say a game is bad when they're shit at it. Game sold what 50m copies in a few weeks, Astro sold what 2 million? Fucking joke.
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@nosignalerror @MugenLord Ever heard the phrase: “Can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em” or “Fight Fire with Fire?” 🤣.
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@blurayangel He missed any vital organs, MSP got the blade straight in one… plus the size of the blade is like double lmao.
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@dangwood87 @datsjackedup Lmao “who knows with anything online anymore…” . Maybe this is a sign ya’ll are online too much? 🤣.
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@Crazymoments01 @PicturesFoIder Very few people have a sense of humour or a sense of decorum these days 🙄.
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@lelouchanzu1 @FreeRosedark @TF208No6 @inorooi Fish & Chips is just for Friday. But hey you wouldn’t know that when all you eat are baguettes and snails 🤣🤣. I’d be mad too if I had to eat shit.
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@BrianMaudling @fasc1nate Nope. The oldest thing we have is Castles none of which are that old lol.
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@bigmaneren @bucketfishie I mean you’ve got your panties in a bunch over the studio asking people not to talk about things the game/story is explaining itself anyway lol.
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@ClaireMax @A_Minzatu He needs a life? . You’re on Twitter crying about a 60 year old woman that’s been doing the same thing for 20 years you Trollope. Go lift a dildo instead of some Iron, daymn… 🤣.
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@ShyVortex @Zorklis @RockstarGames @RockstarSupport Especially a massive piece of shit like Rockstar 🤣🤣.
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@Sadeeqbeli_ @AvacaJo3 @DramaAlert Which is why women pretty have 0 rights and a man can have pretty much as many wives as he wants… . Islam is about control and only control. Most Muslims don’t even adhere to Islamic teachings cause even they know it’s outdated by 10,000 years lmfao.
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@badassmonae_ If you’re uninterested in anything at all likelihood is you’re depressed, not healed….
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@_Mister_Enot_ @XboxGamePass I hope you never played any of the Metro games, or any other games made by Russians then… . How about instead of crying on Twitter about video games you actually join the fight? Or does that require too much effort on your part?.
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@feliciaday AI Generated slop designed to sell you NFT's and other blockchain, stick it up your ass.
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@rbarbosatoro @K__Med @jasonschreier What is then? . It’s fine for gay and black people to exist just don’t put them in any kind of media? 🤣.
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@JakeSucky @Jamomile My favourite part was the bit where he’s talking about mathematics and the difference between 0 and -3 . “They’re trying to teach me the difference between nothing and fuck all” 🤣🤣🤣.
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@Matt19Videos @mageknight14 @SunhiLegend I was expecting more JC’s considering how many people are hyping the clip 🤣.
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@peddyeros @cctvidiots Given his screams I don’t think he’s doing anything for a while… lmao . HE SHOT MY ARM OFF HE SHOT MY ARM OFF.
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@Monstermash042 He might be onto something with Willem 👀. I love Statham but he basically just plays the same character in every movie lol.
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