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Classic Lara Croft vs Modern Lara Croft. ๐ฌ thank god we have Classic Tomb Raider Remasters!
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Male Lesbian.Gaze Gaze. it's interesting that Lara Croft being sexualised for men is a problem for leftists yet if she's made broad shouldered & aimed towards lesbians then sexualising her suddenly becomes ok ๐คก
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Sweet Baby Inc checklist for rฬถuฬถiฬถnฬถiฬถnฬถgฬถ updating female characters for a modern audience:.ManFaceโข โ
.0 feminine curves or posture โ
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.Now enjoy low sales, you've successfully pandered to a minority of slacktivists & not gamers ๐๐ป๐
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"they didn't make Lara masculine, she looks the same"
Her legend begins. Tomb Raider: The Legend of Lara Croft, a new animated series. Set after the events of the Tomb Raider Survivor Trilogy video games, is coming to Netflix on October 10. #GeekedWeek
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Goodbye cartoon breasts, hello sweat stains: the feminist reinvention of Tomb Raider
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OG Lara Croft. vs modern Lara Croft updated for ESG points & Sweet Baby Inc compliance:."I want to raid tombs & look great" vs "I want to speak to your manager & IT'S MA'AM!"
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not the only company apparently
Ubisoft the only videogame company that can make one of the hottest characters look like a man
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Classic Lara Croft came back to trigger the ESG peddling snowflakes with her existence
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Lara Croft is the first video game character to be pictured wearing high fashion, including pieces by Alexander McQueen S/S 1998, Gucci S/S 1998, Dolce & Gabanna S/S 1998, & Jean Colonna S/S 1997
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reminder Tomb Raider Remastered physical edition debuted #4 physical sales chart whilst being 8 months old & modern audience Tomb Raider anime with frumpy lesbian Larry Croft didn't break Netflix's Top 10 worldwide ๐ Classic Lara never needed to be rebooted. She's The Only Lara.
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Lara Croft with her hair down in her passport photo is such a slay
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Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Eve, the first human woman created by God, may have looked
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Lara Croft was designed to look very feminine. In the words of her creator Toby Gard:."It was very clear that I wanted to make it a feminine character, so to be feminine I had to exaggerate feminine characteristics. Everything about Lara was to exaggerate her female-ness"
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development images of a scrapped Tomb Raider TV cartoon in 1997
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trust men or serve archaeologist kunt.
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Squidward kicks every fake Lara Croft out of his house & welcomes every real Lara Croft
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Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness (2003).Random NPC: Lara your friend is dead & you're accused of his murder?.Lara Croft:
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Lara Croft promotes Tomb Raider I-III Remastered, out Feb 14th, with some help from Indiana Jones.
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did you know this sound effect featured in all PS1 Classic Tomb Raider Games is also in Resident Evil, Tekken 3, Final Fantasy IX & Indiana Jones?
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define โdowngradeโ.
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Lara Croft taught us messing with a bad bitch is the worst mistake you can make ๐
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video version
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me reviewing Tomb Raider IV-VI Remastered before it's even released
โฐ๏ธ Pre-order Tomb Raider IV-VI Remastered. ๐ฅ๏ธ Steam:ย ๐ป Epic:ย ๐ฎ Xbox:ย ๐น๏ธ PlayStation:ย ๐พ Nintendo:ย
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I love how Crash Bandicoot was always Lara's biggest fan
Whether it's raiding tombs or smashing crates, dodging boulders is just another day for a true adventurer. #TombRaider #CrashBandicoot
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i'm still OBSESSED with the eyelashes added to remastered Lara Croft & that face card is INSANE OMG
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2009 when character design was good, vs. 2024 Modern Audience Lara Croft. Which Way Western Man?
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NEW AOD LARA IMAGE OMGGGG
Modernized controls, added story depth, and Kurtis has new abilities?! Yes, please! ๐ฅ Learn all about the restored content in Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darknessโ #TombRaider #TombRaiderRemastered
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I was today years old when I noticed that Lara has hair bands making her iconic braid in Tomb Raider I-III Remastered. Love the attention to detail in this model, perfection!!
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unified where? It's literally just reboot Lara's face (& body) Crystal Dynamics couldn't make it clearer that they hate Classic Tomb Raider/Lara Croft & it's in the interest of all classic fans to not buy their next Tomb Raider game or you're just funding Tomb Raider being ruined
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here's the clip it's from for context, to think we could have had a Tomb Raider 3D animated TV series!
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Experience the globetrotting adventures that made Lara Croft an icon with Tomb Raider I-III Remastered, out Feb 14th ๐ฆ
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I just noticed the music sheet on Lara's piano is Tomb Raider music!
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the way the classic remasters brought Substance back to Tomb Raider
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now that we know the huge success of the Tomb Raider remasters, how about remakes @embracergroup @AspyrMedia ?.render & model by @KonradMajewsk11
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OMGGG THE QUEEN IS BACK!!!! NOW ALL THE CLASSIC GAMES WILL BE PRESERVED IN ALL THEIR GLORY!!! How gorgeous does the cover art look?? Thank you to everyone involved in making this ๐ข CLASSIC LARA, THE TRUE QUEEN OF GAMING IS BACK AGAIN!!!!!
Tomb Raider IV-VI Remastered launches on PS5 and PS4 Feb 14, 2025, and includes:. ๐ฆ Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation.๐ Tomb Raider: Chronicles.๐ถ๏ธ Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness. Collection details:
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when the Tomb Raider remasters are worth buying for the menu music alone
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being a Classic Tomb Raider fan in a fandom of apologists, defenders, & enablers of Crystal Dynamics & who them along with Crystal are the exact reason the franchise has become so bad & the remasters were the best thing to happen to the franchise in over a decade. Outside of the
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KURTIS REVEAL!!!! HE'S PERFECT OMGGG. KONRAD NAILED IT !!!!
Modernized controls, added story depth, and Kurtis has new abilities?! Yes, please! ๐ฅ Learn all about the restored content in Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darknessโ #TombRaider #TombRaiderRemastered
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reminder, Classic Tomb Raider broke records, the reboot barely broke even ๐คญ
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western devs perpetuate the idea: femininity in women must be erased, like how Crystal Dynamics (yes the ones who bombed with Marvel Avengers) updated Lara Croft & yes leaks show they are making Lara lesbian in the next game. Another Sweet Baby Inc consultancy detection for sure.
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Lara Croft & Indiana Jones want you to know Tomb Raider I-III Remastered is out February 14th!
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when Angelina Jolie was right there as a reference for a 'realistic' Lara, why did they go straight to masculinising her to achieve 'realism', well I think we know why.
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FACT CHECK: Toby Gard NEVER said "Lara has no interest in romance with men". This is a lie. The ACTUAL quote is, in reference to Larson, he "obviously likes her a bit. They have a bit of chemistry going but obviously Lara has no interest really." Full quote from TRA's commentary:
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ok but what if we get this outfit for Lara in AoD remastered, what then. (spoiler alert: i'll be gagged). image from @CoreDesign_com's website:.
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I've been told this was 'just a bad angle' of modern Lara Croft, so in an effort in 'fairness' let's compare 2 promo shots of both. Yep. It still looks like a before & after of Lara getting injected with testosterone then slapped with an ugly stick
OG Lara Croft. vs modern Lara Croft updated for ESG points & Sweet Baby Inc compliance:."I want to raid tombs & look great" vs "I want to speak to your manager & IT'S MA'AM!"
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Tomb Raider I-III Remastered is #1 in the UK pre-order charts. Something not achieved by the reboot trilogy. Proof that classic content should be the future of Tomb Raider. It's time to get back to what made it & Lara Croft iconic!
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secret cutscene in Tomb Raider I-III Remastered!! This game is full of so many easter eggs ๐คฉ
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@KonradMajewsk11 You constantly capture how we remember Lara, everything we love about her, in a way that is to such a professional & high quality with an incredible attention to detail, you really uphold her legacy. We're really so blessed to have you in the fandom. I'm so glad you were asked to.
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the in-game version of modern Lara Croft vs promotional render looks the same & just as bad but reboot fans, crystal dynamics cucks & fansite members can never admit the truth, it's hilarious. They'll blame the angle, animation, use edited fan renders as 'proof' she looks ok lmao
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the way this is the perfect realistic version of Lara Croft is insane
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to celebrate the release of Tomb Raider IV-VI Remastered I put together a mashup of all 3 themes !
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will these beta voice lines be restored in Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness Remastered?
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Lara Croft discovers the secrets of Christmas. thanks to @Chasejackman1 for creating the fortnite map for me for this video
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so you're telling me this rebooted Lara Croft has a whole team dedicated to high tech gadgets and weapon but sticks to using a bow like she's Robin Hood in the 13th century. Crystal Dynamics laughable writing at its finest yet again. Flop Incoming ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ขโผ๏ธ.
Some details from the animated #TombRaider series . Lara Croft has a James Bond-esque edge and runs her own business known as Croft Industries. She will also have a tech team with more modern gadgets and weapons. Teams members include Zip from the game and Jonah.
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@MelonieMac I just cringe every time I see a new idea that Crystal Dynamics has for how they want to change Lara Croft, like damn we already had it announced this month that she's no longer a Tomb Raider but a Truth Seeker mending her 'colonial past', I didn't think it could get any worse.
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Happy 30th Anniversary to 'Pulp Fiction'! Lara Croft paid homage to the film's iconic poster in a 90s render. You can tell she has good taste in movies!
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every day is just counting the hours, minutes & seconds until Tomb Raider IV-VI Remastered is released. ONLY 1 MONTH TO GO ๐ฅณ
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OMG WHATT in the recent patch the made it so the UK version actually shows the correct logo we had for the UK boxart !! Omgg this is such a small detail but means so much to me, the devs of this game are truly the best, listening to fan feedback and everything
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proof that fans do it better. a) IP holder that hates their own character & fanbase uฬตgฬตlฬตyฬตfฬตyฬตiฬตnฬตgฬต updating for a modern audience & bending the knee to ESG.b) artist that actually appreciates the IP & wants to preserve what people love about the character (Konrad Majewski)
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How about rather than working on the next Tomb Raider game Crystal Dynamics just gives the IP to someone who respects it than release this woke dumpster fire?
Don't forget to join the Society of Raiders on the new . You'll be the first to unlock perks, like this new wallpaper showcasing our unified vision for Lara Croft!. Register now!
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when updating for realism & a modern audience goes wrong
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@tombraider ๐ Just make her look like Lara for once.Angelina was a 'realistic' version of Lara & your thing aint.Why do you have such an issue with giving her the established look that Lara became iconic, loved & known for? Why do you hate it that much & refuse to listen to fans for 10+yrs?
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Tomb Raider community managers tell people to 'be kind' if they speak badly about reboot but then platform these types of people with fansite programs. Their message is clear they only care about people being 'kind' if they're criticising reboot TR but if you like reboot say & do
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Like this
how do i say โ???โ in real life ?.
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'omg she's so like classic Lara ๐!' is the classic Lara in the room with us?
imagine, I asked my friend to take a photo of me here & was JUMPSCARED. Yโall want this ?!?!?! Not my Lara though
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reminder that the every image of unified Lara Croft has been consistently trash & no 'reveal' is going to be anything different or special
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I know who I want to take pictures of in photo mode & it's not 'unified' Lara Croft
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