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@LucerneBolvin

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Christian, Husband, Educator, Novice Nurseryman, Florida Man

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Joined August 2019
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@LucerneBolvin
Lucerne Bolvin
8 months
My 7th graders are playing "Diplomacy" to get ready for their 19th c-WWI unit, and I overheard a great conversation between two girls: "Can we be allies?" "Umm...I like you as a person, but, not, like...as a country."
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@LucerneBolvin
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@LegoRacers2 These things are cyclical
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@LucerneBolvin
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@MorlockP I know nothing about stairs but I'm guessing the supporting beams should interact with the ground not the stairs below
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@LucerneBolvin
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1 year
Whenever I teach the Song of Roland, I wonder again how it fell so low in the western canon. My 7th graders lose it when he first refuses to blow the horn. The girls are like "what is he thinking!!?? Call for help!" and the boys are like "YEAH COME GET SOME"
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@LucerneBolvin
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@reddit_lies It is really difficult to understand how a man could become so corrupted as to desire and fetishize what should be a devastating tragedy and betrayal. It's like watching someone eat vomit.
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@LucerneBolvin
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@OwenJones84 Hamas would never blur the distinction between civilian and combatant for their own purposes, shame
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@LucerneBolvin
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3 years
@ez_angus @kilovh "I have a one of a kind relationship with Christ" is peak American protestantism. Just perfection
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@thecaptain_nemo Someone who is scared of life in a 1st world country is unlikely to be adventurous
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@LucerneBolvin
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@AltHistCody It's cool that they make creature games for kids too, this will help them train for Palworld servers when they're older
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@LucerneBolvin
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@Crime_Penguin An inferiority complex run so amok that it makes you feel inferior to a literal dog
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@LucerneBolvin
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@Liamjsm @SandmanMGTOW Do these people not have grandpas
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@LucerneBolvin
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@Empty_America Counterpoint: Gen X and above will reach old age as a generation that grew up without the internet, and that will be a significant dinstinguishing mark
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@sirsfurther Idk what this is so I will assume these are all the free refugee hotels
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@telmudic It seems like a whole generation missed the whole "long car rides with your dad in which he explains human nature" stage
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@CyberPunkCortes Fun if you like to have to regularly oil your ceiling fans
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@LucerneBolvin
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@David_Leavitt I can't recall the last time I needed a background check to vote
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@AltHistCody It looks like a Napoleonic battle conceived by a child who only knows that generals point and things then happen
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@LucerneBolvin
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@junker_jo This is still what I think NYC looks like
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@LucerneBolvin
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@kendrictonn Re-orient your understanding of education as a certification seeking enterprise as opposed to a knowledge seeking enterprise and it makes perfect sense. Otherwise, why wouldn't someone be excited to share a common connection to their greatest passion?
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@real_lord_miles @2Klein2Furryous The last true Englishman
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@GarrettPetersen @TimAllenItalian You say that like we were suspicious
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@GarrettPetersen @ollyrobot I'm confused as to what Olly thinks is happening here if not the rule of law
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@WheatPM I'm happy for you that you've had the privilege of never living in an area with the shadow of organized crime
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@SwannMarcus89 The original joke is a classic Always applicable to matters of theology
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@shoe0nhead Maybe the fear of AI isn't that it becomes smarter than us, but forces us to innovate to prove we aren't AIs
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@UpdatingOnRome Imagine walking from China to Constantinople knowing that if some worms in your pocket die you have to start over again
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@LucerneBolvin
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@AltHistCody This is either going to be more social media noise or one of the most significant events in modern military history So like most of the war so far.
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@IuRgayLoLI @DreadYuNarukami @GmorkOfNothing Yeah I teach middle school, can confirm that they are absorbing a really ridiculous idea of what adulthood looks like
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@nypost How common is it for illegal migrants to have journalists accompanying them
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@eyeslasho The only appropriate place to direct the anger is at the idiots running the country she left
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@pegobry_en Is it as bad as when the British used theirs to worship the NHS
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@LucerneBolvin
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@lporiginalg Ah yes, the classic "Beethoven was black because his mother was Dutch" Twitter history discourse
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@SwannMarcus89 Dude I used to work in voter registration outreach, this is not just a zoomer thing Most people have like 2-3 completely random political opinions and that's it
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@LucerneBolvin
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@SwannMarcus89 ....local news really didn't think to look between the lines on this one? Were we that much more naive in 2015?
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1 year
@eyezcreems *Phd in medieval lit*
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@NathanJRobinson Nathan's argument here only makes sense if you assume as a precondition that native Americans could do no wrong regardless of how many civilians they slaughtered Makes sense as the same logic is applied to Palestinians
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@AuronMacintyre AIDS: "No you can't get it from casual contact, that's homophobic Monkeypox: "Of course you can get it from casual contact, to say otherwise is homophobic"
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@uncle_deluge Alert: The Yemeni coven has developed water bending abilities. USS Eisenhower moving to deploy
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@nikefootball This is part of why we Americans have a reputation for arrogance
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@CrankyFed "I wasn't drinking, but some of the other Italian mercenaries were..."
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@hollowearthterf Went to a Christian high school/spent time in Christian college ministry and this is def a trend. The obvious explanation is that the men are using marriage as a way to resolve their homosexuality and the women find them safe in the right ways. Just a guess tho
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@peterjukes With this logic, most native american tribes are not indigenous considering they had in most cases displaced another group within the last 2000 years
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@LucerneBolvin
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Somehow, the Britain boys have convinced the France girls that their current occupations of Brest and Belgium do not preclude a turn 4 alliance, and those poor girls find them convincing The desire to intercede is strong, but as an educator I must follow the Prime Directive
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@LucerneBolvin
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@jardinsecret888 People really think that people just played in the mud for 1000 years after the Fall of Rome The medievals were more advanced than the Romans in many ways, and yes they had steel tools.
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@Goodtweet_man I love the idea of him collecting the complaint tablets in his own home like little victories
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@lessin Nothing new under the sun
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@iwsfutcmd This is what the Victorians did and collectors have been cursing them for it ever since
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@libsoftiktok Any security measure can be broken if you give criminals infinite time to break it lol
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@eyeslasho If a population gets so past their environment's carrying capacity that they can't survive even with modern agricultural knowledge and foreign aid, that's unfortunate But not related to dog food in another continent
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@NixxieKnocks Or they don't find anything worth fighting for.
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@LucerneBolvin
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@whstancil Are these large bodies not to some degree a consequence of emmisions regulation? At least that's what I was told at the dealer when I bought my little used Ford Ranger. Maybe that's incorrect, but there's a prevailing belief that this was Obama-era regs.
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@nhannahjones I remember when us in the right wing cabal forced Gay to plagiarize all those papers. Fun times
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@SwannMarcus89 I used to work in voter outreach, and this is by no means a surprising combo of ideas. American voters aren't really on a spectrum. Their beliefs are basically just scatter plots
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@UpdatingOnRome Alpha behavior
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@eigenrobot When I teach British India to my 7th grade students, I know it's a good lesson when I can deliver this quote and get a laugh from them
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@whstancil My instinct would not be to add to a pile of broken regulations once I perceived the regulations to be broken.
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@EudaimoniaEsq Ladies and gentleman, He got her
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@whstancil Have the regulations that created the perverse incentives been eliminated? Because otherwise it would seem we are incentivizing big trucks and then punishing manufacturers for following the lead.
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@LucerneBolvin
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@sama Going after employees individually is wrong, but the fact that your team thought it was acceptable to add explicit political commands to an AI model shows many on the team don't fully respect the responsibility of creating a groundbreaking AI.
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@LucerneBolvin
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@GarrettPetersen @SwipeWright "Left handed people don't need drugs and surgery to become fully left handed" would be my first tilt at the windmill
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@BrianRoemmele God was very clear when He said not to do this
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@extradeadjcb "This is f***ed up" said the man, continuing to go about his business the same way every day "I can't believe how f****ed up this is" he continued
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@lottelydia It's a really bad sign when the first act of an author on a release is to trash their reviewers
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@eigenrobot As someone who has taken these tests, I cannot emphasize enough how harshly you should judge someone who fails them
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@GarrettPetersen @cremieuxrecueil No one graduates until their fake baby lives to the end of Senior Year
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@catholic_dan7 It's so easy to teach. The drama is right there, you don't need to embellish anything, and it's great for early year discussions about historiocity and epic storytelling.
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@perdricof This is the same reason the trade get upset about our bland building exteriors You can do a lot of cool designs when you pay your carvers a dollar a day
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@Dugggmooore @_Will_Brown They won't be able to use it for long- it will be sold to countries eager to reverse engineer American tech
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@UpdatingOnRome It would be very Napoleon to time travel all the way here just to get distracted by a dark-haired mess of a woman
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@lndian_Bronson @PleaseClapital Right now we're kind of in a weird sweet spot where millennial women are past their age of prime fertility, but can still be in denial about the future prospect (40 year olds get pregnant too!!! etc) But barring some crazy/afforable medical advances things are about to get wild
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@michaelbd Lol can you imagine if that's where Tel Aviv was It can always be worse
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@greg_price11 This flag flew at Bunker Hill So, yes, it is a flag of insurrection...against the British Empire...
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@growing_daniel Turns out that Youth Pastors were right the whole time
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@AP Why is the AP using language meant to denigrate Native Americans
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@ChristinaPushaw It's interesting that they assume "teach what you think is important" will never run in the opposite direction
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@GarrettPetersen *It's two hours of Miss Piggy Josephine*
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@jessesingal I'm a teacher, and it wouldn't shock me that much got lost in translation. But maybe don't teach race essentialism in the first place, because this is not an age group that can approach that with nuance.
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@DeAngelisCorey In a few years Public High School science labs will be equipped with electron microscopes but still wont be able to educate as well as a private school teacher with a projector and a dry-erase marker
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@metakuna Indigenous chads look away:
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@growing_daniel "Would want significant governance changes" lol yeah no shit
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@ChristinaPushaw @citybeautiful It's amazing that the generation that is offended by everything thought this was somehow an appropriate thing to post
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@palashkaria @LeporidaeHops @_sehermehta ...did some people actually think workplace communications software (administered by the employer) was ever private? Do they also think their work gmail is private?
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@TyphoonPI @NateSilver538 If you are 56 and down for the count after 2pm you need to see a doctor, that is not normal
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@wanyeburkett According to a Texas grand jury, you can shoot the people you see robbing your neighbors house
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@emollick If my school ever unblocks GPT, it would be trivially easy to create a lesson plan in which students "Interview" historical figures Instead we will probably pay $10,000 for a company to sell us a plugin sometime in the future
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@sspencer_smb @monitoringbias By calling the police?
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@GarrettPetersen @Sargon_of_Akkad Not a lot of openings in the courts of the Ming Dynasty anymore, I'm afraid
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@UpdatingOnRome "I'll be the first to admit when I make a mistake. I simply never do." Guys I think he's going to make a mistake
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@TomBevanRCP Apparently simply telling voters the economy is great is not a substitute for an actually great economy
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@ObinnaNwafor17 @WarMonitors We really need to do something about religious literacy
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@pegobry I have never loathed a film as much as that one, despite not being a huge SW fan. It somehow managed to embody every element of Western cultural decline in a 2 hour runtime while simultaneously putting the torch to a beloved franchise. Rian Johnson is a genius.
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@travisbyrdjr @NikkiFried Victim hierarchy, it's all the rage these days
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@SwannMarcus89 Lol don't mind me, just going to fire up the old potter's wheel and craft some Nintendos for my comrades
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@CaitlinPacific The British should compensate the Egyptians for the theft of this treasure....with a lump of granite, which is what the Egyptians were using it as before Europeans found it
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