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Lucas Gert

@LucasGert_

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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@KingGamerUTD @dymond_pieda Why? You clearly think he's a nice, decent guy so it shouldn't be an issue
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@LucasGert_
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@HLTCO "His performance wasn't anything special" Team of the week
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@LucasGert_
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2 years
@VillaWatch1 @AVFCOfficial Bruce Monk Holloway More your level mate..
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@idsavage @BigFrankPart2 Nah mate our lives are all funded by Saudi oil money now so we all just sit on Twitter all day
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
5 months
@mdoogan97 Just been rewatching our march against Crystal Palace in 2014 and spotted a penalty we should've had. Seething.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
8 months
@HonesttMatty Wonderful gesture, Matty. Really wish I'd seen this before i drove the Range Rover over mine this morning. But at least my family and I feel safer now.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@UnitedLatesNews @ManUtd @NUFC There's only one club in the world that would pay 55m for McTominay and he already plays for them...
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
6 months
Can I get a job on the team who does the planning for Tyne and Wear Metro? I'm thick as fuck and have no experience so I'll fit right in.
@My_Metro
Tyne and Wear Metro
6 months
Supporters attending the @NUFC and @WestHam football match on the 30/03/24 are advised that no trains will run between S.Gosforth and Heworth. A replacement bus service 900 will be running. Please leave extra time for travel. For bus schedules visit ^KN
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
11 months
@cristianopeakk @ChelsGraceO Here's an analysis for you: You're a future rapist.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@C5Kay @__Mark__9 @NUFC What did you expect the club to give him a lifetime contract? Players come and go and Atsu was well liked whilst he was with Newcastle. Dunno why this is even your first thought tbf, it's weird behaviour.
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Lucas Gert
11 months
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@ToonPolls For a bunch of plastic tourists, they really get upset when you call them a bunch of plastic tourists.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
9 months
Howdy fellas, I'm a Town fan from Dallas, Texas since August 2023. My dream has always been to attend a game and hopefully be welcomed by the fans of this great franchise #yeehawthelads #nufc
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
9 months
Seven @premierleague home wins in a row! 😍
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
4 months
8 GRAND my trip to Australia cost me and this is what I get for it? Absolute disgrace, you've lost a fan today #NUFC @jamiereuben @ghodoussi @Sela
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
4 months
Full-time in Melbourne. #GlobalFootballWeek // #NUFC
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@better_pikin00 @EIiasCPFC @Luchoresi Dismissed on a technicality. Nothing to do with him being innocent.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@saintjimjim @Move78_FPL Football didn't start in 2022 mate
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@VillaWatch1 @FabrizioRomano He already rejected you
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@jamesmoores_ @NUFC__JOE He's right though. Haven't seen a single "sportswashing" complaint about the grass at Wembley, or any other ground for that matter, being the same colour as the Saudi flag #hypocrites
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
8 months
@SteveWeatheral3 @Con2094 Class tweet mate, but you pay 3 grand a month to live in someone's shed and dodge knives on your way to Tesco
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@SkySportsPL If Manchester United fans hate the Glazers so much, they should put the money together and buy the club themselves.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@Cooke96Henry @SkySportsNews How in gods name can you lot still be upset about that?
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
11 months
By the time this fight starts homosexuality will be legal in Saudi Arabia..
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@Vigneshwarhills @LukeEdwardsTele "It's only a red card if he gets his leg broken" Christ man what a dumb take
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2 years
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@LucasGert_
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8 months
@_The72 Sunderland are so desperate to be liked, but nobody is arsed. Sad.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
5 months
@nufcpb To be fair the Krafth one was down to a stinking challenge more than anything else
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
10 months
@Rory_Talks_Ball @UtdFrag Was it a bit of banter when you said a foul was as bad as racism?
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@NFFC Swear you lot Tweet these things on purpose to annoy your own fans.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@ToonPolls @BigFrankChippa @BigFrank_en He'll rise again on Sunday I wouldn't worry
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@pcshep17 @RefugeCharity Man everyone knows not all male police officers are rapists, but at least acknowledge that there is clearly a problem in the police force.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@SkySports_Keith Why didn't they ask for his thoughts on XL Bullies, Keith?
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@journ9ale Yeah mate, he got a goal. Shame Sven Botman (who turned down AC Milan to join Newcastle United) didn't get a clean sheet today. He still played well, though. For Newcastle, who he chose to join over AC Milan.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@AFCMattxx @SkySportsPL Class tweet mate. Reminds me of the time Arsenal bottled the title to Man City.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@gdc1878 @Everton Angriest, most bitter fanbase in England hahaha. Gonna be class when you go bust man.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@BigFrank_en Ivan Toney has just DM'd me and he is not impressed.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@krishhutd This coming from the lad who thinks Lisandro is the best CB in the world
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@AFCMattxx @SkySportsPL Why are you talking about titles? We're both winning the same number of trophies this season.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 months
@SockFullaStocks @Stu__thfc A grass and a liar. Deary me.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@abejdo_ @JohnTerry26 She's clearly not the one mate. Good riddance I say
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@talkSPORT Enjoy your 5 minute walk home mate
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
10 months
@OfficialVizeh See: what Thomas Partey does to women
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
8 months
@CraigHope_DM Should it not say League 1, or is that just the tickets?
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 months
@petesunitedPOV @toneyq73 @tyrelnol You've sat there calling people inbreds and wife beaters all day and now you're crying cos you're getting it back. What a sad fucking existence
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@Michael1979 In future, Andrew will learn to be more specific. You've taught him a valuable lesson.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@thomasutr_ @CraigHope_DM @JamesKelly2398 No team has ever had an issue at Hillsborough.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@therealbigjonno @5ab1989 @SkySportsPL Happy to start the collection as it was my idea. I'll fire over my PayPal details if you wouldn't mind passing them on
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 months
@HazLFC97 Haz he only asked you if you'd kissed a girl before and from the way you've went on since, it's looking like a no.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@DeludedOf Haven't slept since I heard about this. Ruined my whole week.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
10 months
@KalamityKill @__JH37 @mdoogan97 @BritishGas Me and my wife and kids are currently wrapped up in blankets by candlelight, mate. He's not messing around, so I suggest you stop.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@NotSoLocalHero Twitter is going to be absolutely incredible tonight if we beat these
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
11 months
@footitalia1 If I was a Juve fan I'd be embarrassed to have this grass representing my club
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@TopCat092761 @Im_RobM Aye Top Cat, that's cos you live down a fucking alleyway which is where Evri drivers sling most peoples' parcels when they cba to deliver them..
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 months
@cjhhhh21 The government will make it sunny again once we lock down, right @mattletiss7 ?
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
7 months
@TenHagEra I see little old Newcastle once again have Manchester United rattled.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@nsno The old "pretend I'm not rattled as fuck by saying it was all for bites" manoeuvre, is it? 😂
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@gw850 Miggy will still be starting every game somehow, I know that much
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@ugh_adnan @FabrizioRomano Of course it's the weirdo Arsenal fan making these comments
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
10 months
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
11 months
@TheClubLiveTw Three paedophiles
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 months
@cjhhhh21 We need another pandemic
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
5 months
Joelinton's fault probably
@premierleague
Premier League
5 months
What a win for @AVFCOfficial ! They go three points clear in fourth place, and Arsenal fail to take their chance to go top! #ARSAVL
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@sportbible This is why Fenerbache are the smallest club in Turkey
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@LucasGert_
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2 years
@SkySportsPL What, the two extra games?
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@MathsDebator7 @toonarmy_com Mental that you watched that match and came to this conclusion lmao
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1 year
@MufcWonItAll @FA @premierleague Why do you care? We aren't rivals are we?
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@benleo444 "Hate to use this occasion to..." Sure you do.
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Lucas Gert
2 years
@TheDuo_Robbie @_EnGee Here's some information you obviously didn't have: that's what happens in a lot of abusive relationships..
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@WFCHenry @SkySportsPL He just knows if he stays at Watford he'll probably play Prem football next season. If he goes to Villa he'll be back in the Championship.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
9 months
@_23Football Dear lord they're still going
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@premierleague @brunoog97 @NUFC As an honest Newcastle fan I have to say we're just very lucky that Ten Hag decided not to play Rashford.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@e_sunderland Class that mate. You should put it on a banner right next to "Adam Johnson, he shags who he wants"
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 months
The info I've received today is staggering! Don't rule out Yankuba Minteh still being at the club next season #nufc
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@KallzLFC @kendallrowanx Always so sensitive these Liverpool fans...
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
9 months
@SixsmithTV This was Howe's season to show the Saudis he was the man to take us forward. Bottled the CL group, bottled the quarter final and if we keep up these performances, we'll be making another early FA cup exit. But aye, the paying fans should give their heads a wobble.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@gdc1878 @NUFC @Everton Pitch invasion for 16th place
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@Casey_Evans_ It's literally all Man Utd fans still crying about Sunday and this supposed "forced rivalry" which doesn't exist. You got rattled by a team talk and a photograph. Grow up.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@backagain The fact that you aren't embarrassed posting this video 😭
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 month
Guehi in the starting 11 today. Could he be doing his medical at Selhurst Park on the pitch, or at half time? He's contractually obliged to play but could be saying his good buys at full time? #NUFC #CPFC @LukeEdwardsTele @bazza080808
@CPFC
Crystal Palace F.C.
1 month
Your Palace XI 🚨 You can watch LIVE on Palace TV+ this afternoon 📺 #CPFC
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
4 months
Always manages to make it about him and his yoochoob 😂
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@AVFCFaithful_ Thanks for the really, really, really easy 3 points. Hope you manage to stay up.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@SkySports_Keith Stop spreading misinformation please, Keith. There are no issues with Hillsborough and we only complained because we lost the match. I have this on good authority.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
1 year
@CollumAlison @BMortlock @philjocar Course it wasn't fucking true you doylem
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@BlueGoblinDuex @StoolFootball @FootyLimbs You've been arguing with fans of that "irrelevant club" for 2 hours now? Could've spent that time chasing your players around the streets and abusing them.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@VillaWatch1 You're really struggling now lad. It's a resounding no from Tuchel by the way. Top managers don't want to manage at a club like Villa.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@CPFC If we can't score against Oliver Twist I'll be asking serious questions about Howe's tactics
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
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@rjNUFC "I've just went back and watched every single one of his games and this is a player I would have recommended to the club 15 years ago but I forgot"
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
11 months
@ToonPolls Snide that, ripping fellow fans off. I've sold all mine for £300 each.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@kiwimagpies @tariqpanja It's just pure self interest. Sold his soul for a massive interview and so he doesn't hurt his reputation ahead of Qatar. Ironic considering his beliefs on NUFC supposedly selling their soul.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 months
@FrancisChipp Thanks for everything Amanda. Our clubs biggest legend
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@worldclssmusic Absolute belter that you've somehow managed to make a tweet complaining about a white man into racism 😂😂😂
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
8 months
@TescoSupporUK @BadZed1 @___JH37 @AlexLeTissier @Tesco Great to see companies standing by their hard working employees. You've just gained a customer
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@Darell1981 Turns out Sheff Wed have the weirdest fans in England 😂 "Your away end isn't safe and that game wasn't managed well" "Omg I HATE the Geordies!!!!!"
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@BigFrankChippa It's nice to see some Manchester United fans with some morals instead of just blindly accepting dirty money. Hopefully you can succeed in getting this takeover blocked.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
11 months
@F4STFATI @Erestyn @JH37____ Sorry but there's fuck all chance that a grown man who runs an Ansu Fati parody account is studying anything other than Advanced Paedophilia at university.
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
6 months
@MsiDouglas Everyone needs to stop panicking. Next season we'll have all our players back from injury and then Howe will have a full squad available to injure again. #nufc
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@JacobsBen What's the fifth lever? Selling the tea ladies house?
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
2 years
@Matt5cott @SamTooon Your clubs greatest legend is a guy dressed as a dinosaur..
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
3 months
@HLTCO My mate was on reception today and said it was you when he took the call 🤷‍♂️
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@LucasGert_
Lucas Gert
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@Bret63350027494 You'll do as we tell you, pal
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