@brunoog97 Bruno, you apologising for missing a 3rd round Carabao Cup penalty is like Nelson Mandela saying sorry for forgetting to take the bins out. Don't worry about it mate.

Hope we give Lejeune an incredible reception at the weekend. Absolute unit for us when the chips were down and made a complete mockery of Pickford. Legend.

@HPlaysPiano 11,659 miles.

@NUFC @WEFoodbank @NU_Foundation The love I have for this club is actually quite intense

@HLTCO This man just ran up to me and rubbed onions all over my face. Now it looks like I'm crying. Which I'm definitely not.

@SteadmanAaron @aswbrowne Do you think Brexit has had any material impact whatsoever on airport queues for UK citizens? Or none at all?

@3YearLetterman So ashamed to see so many fellow English people falling for this. The yanks are outbantering us

@Davey_mo Get out.

@InfamousChelsea @brunoog97 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@iamtomskinner @Davey_mo the tongue out at the start fucking crying

@Edit_Kev Not sure who I'm more annoyed at. You for tweeting it or me for finding it funny.

@DigDougDigDig @ConnyZirkel @JennyWi18628806 It was about Three Waters, he said things are now "in the hands of an incompetent race." In 3 years of living in NZ that's by some distance the most fucked up thing I've read.

@Jaack Removed the anti-war message on the pavement - we see you Putin. Vlad Bean.

@YoungGuns_Jacko @ESPNUK I normally despise football twitter but this was actually quite funny, fair play

@nealejones Wait wait wait wait wait. Surely this doesn't say "incompetent race" - surely those words haven't actually been typed out by a real human being. Not in 2022

@AdamP1242 Have a great night shagger, you deserve it

@Teebabeh With you on that. Have resorted to random googling plenty of times to watch things, but it's just not the same as having it there in front of you!

@1879_chris_c Pretty impressive level of ignorance here

@Teebabeh Yep always the way isn't it! Just throw money at getting some big-name titles on the platform, yet no investment in UX/customer service. Talk the talk but can't walk the walk

@SophieRoseUTC Didn't expect him to be a Guardian writer tbf. It's normally the Express/Mail types who wet themselves over someone daring to say anything against the regime