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@Lorianary
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10 months
@hayxtt Me when I realize I don't know what I'm talking about whatsoever
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2 years
@sharkchompchomp How's it physically possible that this tweet only got 3 replies but 8k likes
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3 years
@TSM_Leffen Didn't expect this 45 second video to be an entire uncut match
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@Lorianary
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10 months
@DanKantori It's so fkn sick the way he outpaces the camera, then the camera catches up, then he passes it again so you can feel the insane momentum
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@Lorianary
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2 years
@Bossett20 @nicholasdeorio It's a screenshot of a post in r/confessions
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5 years
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@Lorianary
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4 years
Tryna farm all the trends that @Corpse_Husband start #FREAKYFINGERS
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@Lorianary
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8 months
@shiny_asa I'm starting to think xqc derangement syndrome is actually a real thing. Like this is a pretty normal reaction to a weird goofy game that is weird and goofy on purpose.
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2 years
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@Lorianary
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5 years
@jameelajamil I don't cut my own hair, but I still cry for my mother in the bathroom a couple times a month
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@Lorianary
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3 years
@tamoorh Me still trying to change up how I use doors 30 years into my life
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4 years
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@Lorianary
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6 years
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@Lorianary
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1 year
@matecied @TheOmniLiberal Yeah dude, it's so cringe to support your own child
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@Lorianary
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4 years
@notsofiacoppola I was just trying to dm you asking what your fav McDonald's meal is, sorry for the misunderstanding
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@Lorianary
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6 years
@CDNThe3rd @SeaOfThieves Stream is always A+, and these spyrate game are straight ENTHRALLING
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@Lorianary
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5 years
@Corrobyn @TSM_Leffen This is a genius level joke because you play as a cop in the game
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2 years
@Kotaku How can you be a video game news site without keeping up with basic news. This was debunked my Sony themselves
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@Lorianary
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1 year
@Aella_Girl It's 1 in 5, so would that tell you that most of us ARE wired for it?
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3 years
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@Lorianary
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4 years
This might seem fked up to a lot of people, but I think Soup is the worst method to eat anything. There are very few good soups
@JewelStaite
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4 years
Make sure you start the day by doing something that scares you, even if it means you might lose some followers along the way. So today, I’m just gonna say it: I don’t like salad. It’s stupid. I never want one.
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@Lorianary
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4 years
@notsofiacoppola Getting absolutely porked tonight
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2 years
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@Lorianary
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5 years
@toph_bbq You forgot to put #GameOfThrones on this tweet
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5 years
@TimGettys It's not invisible until they put it on
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@Lorianary
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6 years
@fatproduce @JewelStaite How about don't harass people no matter what
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@Lorianary
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5 years
@asabfb Imagine anybody reading this who doesn't know the smash scene like what tf was this guy doing with these mangos
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@Lorianary
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1 year
@blondieskingdom Enjoy your boundary-free relationships I guess
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@Lorianary
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1 year
@zachraffio Saw this hours before I saw what it was referencing. Congrats on your ability to deliver a punchline with a 3 hour delay fuse on the laugh
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@Lorianary
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6 years
@toph_bbq @Vahn16 Agree but also a really high standard to hold a person to. People out here demanding he literally change the internet and getting pissed that he didn't think he could
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@Lorianary
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1 year
@DaSkrubKing I love "not an actual fight, but just the knowledge that it could happen" like yeah? I also have the knowledge that every time I interact with a male there's always a chance that we could get sucked into a wormhole and time travel together
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@Lorianary
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1 year
@Jonathan_Blow "I have a weird bias and it's the game's fault"
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@Lorianary
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6 years
@MaximumCortez @TheMilesLuna And ruin Mars? We might need that
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@Lorianary
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1 year
@dave_warhammer @BenjiSales Idk what else you could possibly want more than "we all fucked up here and we're trying to learn from these mistakes." Do you want them to execute the devs or something?
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@Lorianary
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2 years
@rocco_botte It's because they realized you can influence more than just food
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@Lorianary
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4 years
@GameOverGreggy This tweet scared me
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@Lorianary
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1 year
@rachelclif This is the least introspective reasoning for poly that I see so often. Just admit to yourself that your own needs aren't met within mono relationships instead of making this narcissistic claim that you just have so much love that not one single person can receive it
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@Lorianary
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6 years
@Najma_Zaman @lost_rhymebook @AndersGunders @arielguard @Gillette The point is there are too many wrong crowds. Have you read the replies here? They're proving the point over and over
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@Lorianary
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5 years
@PixCherry @Evulart How is blatant racism "heart in the right place"
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@Lorianary
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1 year
@IssaDegen @Thelonious_2 @TheOmniLiberal This is honestly so pathetic man. Both of you have probably never even talked to a woman in real life and it's so sad
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1 year
@Aella_Girl Lmfao if I'm approaching somebody romantically, and get turned down, it's not "punishment" if I don't want to be friends. And it doesn't mean I'm "not interested in them as a person". This makes no sense
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@Lorianary
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5 years
@SamWitwer Does Starkiller ever get his lightsabers back in this game?
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@Lorianary
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1 year
@FixNerd @JujutsuTwts Entire cities with millions of population get totally flattened in the one punch man universe pretty often.
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@Lorianary
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2 years
@AlfredoPlays @BlessingJr Yeah I don't think jokes like that should be made and I also don't think somebody should use violence because they're angry. We can empathize with will Smith's feelings without post-justifying what he did
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@Lorianary
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4 years
@peachachoo I read "ingenuine" is "Linguine" and I was like how are you coming off as pasta
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@Lorianary
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5 years
@shannondorf_ Damn just got tricked into thinking somebody was racist by them doing something racist
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4 years
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4 years
@SlugSlutty Interesting day so far
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2 years
@Aella_Girl Doing something that makes you feel good doesn't mean it's a mental health boost
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11 months
@rocco_botte I love when it's like "hey guys I know this is a played out meme, but this one really made me laugh" and it's literally just the exact same joke where 2 spidermans point at eachother
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@Lorianary
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9 months
@CallofJ @DestinyOOC How can you watch this video and think this ?
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@Lorianary
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1 year
@MuSTARd_96 @albedo_may Yeah bro it's me and my best friend when we're drunk. And we're fkn hyped
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@Lorianary
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10 months
@slime_machine I'm on the toilet
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@Lorianary
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2 years
@AlfredoPlays @BlessingJr Oh my god you guys are so right!! Just like if my wife makes me really angry, it's justified to "just slap" her because I have limits! Based!
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4 years
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1 year
@rocco_botte This is what I thought grogu was gonna do when they were gonna give him a gun
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@Lorianary
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5 years
@SkyfullofAidan @Noble_Lance @RoosterTeeth Public Access means anybody can put something on it, so it's gonna be a place any RT staff can put personal/side videos etc
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3 years
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10 months
@slime_machine Hey dude I know you've probably got a million replies, but I bet you could get on a call with @TheOmniLiberal and ask questions about this :) he's been streaming 8+ hours of research streams for the past ~week on this subject
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@Lorianary
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2 years
@Kotaku Bro what? All he said was "Xbox will exist" if it doesn't go through. And he also literally said that it's an important acquisition. Then the writer of the article just puts words in his mouth at the end, and puts it in quotations even though it's not a quote.
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@Lorianary
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4 years
Selfies for the fans
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8 months
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1 year
@therealcliffyb Why are you on anybody's side lmfao what. It's their divorce, not yours
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2 years
@HUN2R @JakeSucky Absolutely insane to imply that children have this much agency. Yeah they can do things on purpose, but the classification of minor exists for a reason homie.
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1 year
@aquatic_ambi @yukino_san_14 Homie the most badass looking creature and literally gets flushed down a toilet
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@Lorianary
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1 year
@Aella_Girl Imo just according to my own experience, it's more that there are horny women that are resentful/ashamed of being horny, and men that are simultaneously resentful and desire horny women
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@Lorianary
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5 years
@MatPiscatella There's no steam trading cards on epic games store. I've never used them and I don't really know what they do but I'm super pissed they aren't there I think
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@Lorianary
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5 years
@JewelStaite When the people of Jiangyin are asking money for this crap
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11 months
@SephirothSword_ @Aceo_INC @DevilMayCry Dude just stop tweeting you sound insane
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11 months
@rocco_botte Future probe baking stream no joke. Watch a binging with babish video of a cool food you like and try to do it on stream
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4 years
@ElyseWillems @MicheleFeghali I've never had James tea, is that like jasmine tea?
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8 months
@SilkyGoats @shiny_asa Why are you refusing to acknowledge that Yakuza games are weird
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5 years
@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN It's a clue... Sam Bridges will have eyes in the game, case closed
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4 years
Food today. like if ur horny
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3 years
@postylol That's so fucked up that someone is using Facebook Messenger
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5 years
@InfernoOmni I'm pretty sure they just like smash more than other games dude
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8 months
@strangeharbors Looked fine to me
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@Lorianary
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3 years
@visakanv The new Kermit is actually the original Avril Lavigne in disguise
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6 years
@toph_bbq @Vahn16 But maybe the actual top streamer in the world should be held to that
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4 years
@visakanv Don't think it's exactly what you mean but this gif is the first thing I thought of
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1 year
@GameOverGreggy @tomwarren @TimGettys Well guess what, all I have to do with my $4,000 PC build to stop it from crashing every single game is lay a standing fan on its side and point it at it
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@Lorianary
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1 year
@momssbm @MonarchEggman You can just get these desperate dudes out of your dms instead of posting screenshots to make fun of them
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6 years
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3 years
If you look closely you can see the #pizza in my stomach
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1 year
@socdarling @MindWavesTV I can't look lost in the mall cause I already know where the Lego store is
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4 years
@kaylabee1717 Here's a guide
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1 year
@Gazedsoul Bro after these tweets, there's gonna be a lot of people that don't wanna work with YOU
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