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pls stop calling them hitboxes they’re clearly ouchie orbs
jacob begged me not to tweet this
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melee should never be esports melee is about smoking weed with your friends
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my kid saw a CRT in animal crossing and called it a gamer TV
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@nofluxes420
can’t for the life of me figure out why you’re banned brother you seem very normal and well adjusted
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charley the bowser main is trying her best to figure this b0xx thing out
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makes you emotional to see melee with that much heart in it again
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i’m hosting a free to enter super smash bros melee girl gamer tournament and the prize is a kiss :)
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girl i know from high school invited me to hang out with her and a few other mom friends, told me actually they’re scrapping their plans, then posted a pic of them all hanging out lol i will never have friends
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told a date “you just haven’t seen the right anime yet” and they still want to see me again this is hot girl privilege
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had cellphones when i was a teenager and, having actual teenage children, THERE ARE NO TEEN SPACES!! no walkable areas, everything is a million dollars, malls shut down, libraries defunded, parks defunded, their parents work 1-2+ jobs so not likely they can drive them anywhere!!
People are so unwilling to blame iPhones as one of the main culprits in a variety of social ills but graphs like are revealing. It’s obviously the phones.
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if you don’t think locals are necessary to melee you’re a cop
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17, living in my abusive bf’s jeep in the church parking lot behind my parent’s house, just had my first baby over 2 months early lol
Quote tweet with a pic of you at your lowest point looking completely busted
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i didn’t know the mario movie was animated until this morning so you can imagine the evening i had
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hbox having 360k followers and monologuing about being dogpiled because a few gay people tagged him is so fucking funny
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when i was in jail this song played on the little crt on the hour every hour i think it was psychological warfare
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toph: wow i thought he was going to miss that
ppmd: that is because you a re a fool toph
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leffen’s controller saga is getting a little too “the elite lizard people are drinking the blood of children to become immortal” for me
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i’m not bringing my 10 year old to a tournament again, i know that much. at least not until some preventative measures are put in place. she wanted to get into competing, too.
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2 years ago today i met my husband on netplay and our game didn’t even work LOL
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my kid wasn’t supposed to be born until st patrick’s day and when i went into labor on feb 28 2016 i said “she better not wait until the leap day”
in her first act of defiance she came at 1:59am on feb 29
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my hottest take is i think people over 70 shouldn’t be allowed to drive
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my teen’s discord page. the children yearn for the AIM away status
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my husband picked our 7 year old up and made her listen to aphex twin in the car and she goes “… i know you think this sounds good but i think it sounds silly”
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hot take there are no good christmas movies!! they’re all bad!!!
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smoking weed and eating cheesecake and playing tony hawk and petting my cats
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sheik day is 2/22/22 don’t listen to fake news today real sheiks know
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watched my husband inflate and then immediately deflate as they announced f zero battle royale
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this time 10 years ago i rode my bike in the snow to take my GED test after i won my kids in the divorce. i was 20 years old man i should’ve been at the club…..
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i know y’all aren’t really out here championing for luigigoshard
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there are like 5 total people in the smash scene who know how to dress at all and none of them are in this thread
as a community the men have zero fucking drip when it comes to fashion
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an arena of thousands of innocents just heard YAYUHZ for the first time
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hosting an absolutely stacked tournament tomorrow all because the grand prize is a homemade sourdough loaf
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accidentally got a comically large sticker instead of a bumper sticker where do i put this
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i don’t like my man to light shield that feels like female behavior
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happy birthday slippi
Melee community. Welcome to the era of rollback. After seven months of full-time work, the newest Dolphin build from Slippi brings you:
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some days i think about taking this sticker off and then i get the opposite simultaneous reactions from a lady and her teen child behind me and decide not yet
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@ALBINORHINOTIM
@Fizzi36
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@YungWaff
you really been sitting on this heated since FEBRUARY get a fucking life lmao
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if you’ve fostered a good relationship with your kid they will just get the results sent to them and then share that information with you but you want to be a psychopath instead
I took my daughter to her yearly physical today (she’s still a minor) and the cheery nurse told her she will need a urine sample and oh since she’s over 15 they will need to get her cell phone number so they can call with any results and handed her the laptop to type it in. I
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wish the commentators were as kind and encouraging thru yingling’s set as they were thru LSD’s
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i don’t wanna see no 5’8” dude talking about short king spring. this ain’t for you it’s time we get serious
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nothing says america like my coworker taking an at home covid test in the cubicle behind me and testing positive lol
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about to have so many people playing melee in my tiny apartment
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dude texted me that he got back with his ex like they weren’t both in my DMs a week ago
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how to tell charley she’s a niche internet microcelebrity
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honked at the car with the “honk if you think i’m sexy!” bumper sticker and they flipped me off
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if you put the music on loud enough you can’t hear your car make any weird noises follow me for more cool tips
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